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Well they do say an Englishman's home is his castle. We have a moat and everything :D

Of course, the English have that tunnel thing running right beneath the moat to France. It kinda negates the moat's protection.
 
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Ah, no Mister Madien. The intriguing truth is that 'Le Tunnel' is a trap. A trap woven from a Cunning Plan, designed by Blackadder's Baldrick... I shall allow the awfulness (and total cunning) of this masterfully planned trap to blossom solely in your mind. Suffice to say, it also includes the use of turnips and home-made cappucino... :)

As for El-Pip, I imagine that (after the Strategic Defence Review) he is doing a lot of lying down and breathing heavily: I know I am. Five billion quid for a floating heliport and a mothballee... Plus we are a maritime mation - technically 'an island' - with NO maritime patrol capability... <shudder> Nelson must be spinning in his barrel of rum! :mad:
 
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I'm back. And this time I have an update, well almost, just final polishing to go. So nobody move, for I intend to post the update triumphantly at the top of the page in the finest traditions of this AAR.

And I can briefly confirm that RAFspeak is indeed correct; a great deal of cunning was applied to the Chunnel, though alas it did not involve turnips.
 
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Chapter CIII: Caution vs Ambition
Chapter CIII: Caution vs Ambition

The winter of 1936 had seen the two sides in the Spanish Civil War grappling with an unwelcome truth; foreign aid came with strings. The stream of foreign equipment had been accompanied by engineers, officers and officials from the supplying nations, men who were greeted with varying degrees of enthusiasm. Those bringing technical knowledge or tactical advice were the most warmly welcomed; practical information on how to fix or fight the new tanks, artillery and fighters was eagerly devoured at all levels. It was the senior advisers and 'observers' (as opposed to the genuine observers who did limit themselves to only watching) who were the least welcome, both high commands felt they were more than capable of determining grand strategy and disliked any attempts at outside direction of the war. That said it soon became apparent that the convenience of a foreign scape goat was realised by both sides; success was always ascribed to 'Spanish' ideas while failures had foreign parents, generally those of the foreign power supporting a rival faction.

We begin in the Monarchist half of Spain where the two dominant foreign powers, the British and the Germans, were engaged in trying to convince a sceptical Monarchist high command, the Ejército del Rey (Army of the King), to accept their blueprint for victory. Of the two options the German scheme found most favour with the pre-war Spanish officer class as, contrary to the popular stereotypes, it was far more conservative and cautious than the British alternative. For the German contingent caution was not just a political choice to find favour with the Spanish, though undoubtedly that played a part, but a harsh choice based on a stark reality; their preferred options just weren't possible. The 'traditional' German way of war, as much as any nation has a single definable style, was based on manoeuvre and concentration of force, not especially new or radical ideas but ones the Wehrmacht had put considerable effort into, trying to work out how to implement them in the modern world without ending up in trench warfare. The problem was the complete unsuitability of the Monarchist Army for these ideas; lacking modern tanks, trucks and even horses the bulk of the Monarchist's forces were not especially mobile, while the paranoia of the officer corps about flank security made force concentration tricky, as the previous years campaign had shown any breakthrough soon dissipated it's strength on guarding the 'shoulders' and flanks of the advance. The Germans therefore advised a cautious campaign with limited objectives; a sweep along the southern coast to relieve pressure on the Cordoba pocket and capture the port city of Malaga. Naturally enough this campaign was to be led by the troops loyal to the pro-German Manuel Hedilla who, after the 'accidental' death of General Franco had used German support to cement leadership of the Falangist militias and seize political control of the elite Army of Africa.

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Wilhelm Faupel, the German Ambassador to Spain and key link man between Berlin and their Spanish proxies. A former staff officer in the German Army Faupel had learnt Spanish during his time in South America as military advisor to the governments of Peru and Argentina both before and after the Great War and as such was considered a perfect fit for the German diplomatic efforts in Spain. Faupel was the man responsible for Manuel Hedilla coming to the attention of the German mission and for backing him in his bid for power, the 1937 campaign would be the first chance for Hedilla to repay that faith.

As mentioned above the British plan was considered by the Spanish Army to be far more risky, bordering even on the reckless, a charge that was not without a grain of truth. With less of a 'manoeuvrist' tradition, unless one counted the Great War Middle Eastern campaigns of Allenby that Hobart's Royal Armoured Corps were striving to emulate, the limited mobility of the Monarchist Armies was less of a concern to the British contingent than their continental counterparts, quite simply they had an entirely different 'traditional' way of war; the leveraging of sea power. In contrast to the almost entirely Wehrmacht German contingent, the British had officers from all three services in Spain; the Royal Air Force were overseeing the introduction of new aircraft and covertly training pilots, the Army was coaxing the new Light Tank brigades into action and in the background the Royal Navy was shipping or escorting all of the above. This breadth of opinions, combined with the example of the Abyssinian War and the countless historical precedents, made some form of amphibious operation the obvious choice for the British to suggest. The final plan was for the Real Armada Española (RAE, Royal Spanish Navy) to gather the entire fleet, 'remove' the Republican Navy (preferably by sinking it, forcing it to hide in port if necessary) and then make an amphibious assault on Valencia, capturing the Republican government and ending the war at a stroke. Taking an optimistic view the plan had a great deal to commend it; the Spanish had experience of amphibious landings from the Rif War (and there was no shortage of British experts available to 'top up' that experience), the Balearic Islands were solidly Monarchist and were perfectly positioned to act as a base and intelligence reports from 'neutral' traders indicated the Republicans were not defending the coast or ports and were clearly not expecting an attack from the sea.

Despite these advantages, and the still tantalising prospect of a quick end to the war, the British proposal was summarily dismissed, the Real Armada Española refusing to even countenance the plan. Interestingly the opposition was not based on the amphibious part of the operation, certainly the riskiest part of the plan, but the naval portion, quite simply the Monarchist admirals did not believe that they could defeat the Republicans in open battle. While the balance of light forces slightly favoured the Monarchists, the admirals felt that the heavy cruiser Canaris would be no match for the pride of the Spanish fleet, the battleship Cortes (the recently renamed Jamie I). Just to add to the case against the plan was the uncertainty over the status of the battleship España and the still fitting out heavy cruiser Baleares, both of which were in Republican hands. The naval plan therefore perished before the army got a chance to digest it, much to the disgust of the Royal Navy who still believed their plan to be not only possible but desirable.

In contrast the German plan was seized upon by Hedilla and even extended to include a drive on the rich iron mines around Almeria, a decision more political than military; after losing the battle for mineral policy over the winter Hedilla was keen to capture a rich mining territory such as Almeria to use as a show case (or perhaps testing ground) for his corporatist ideas. While the new commander of the Army of Africa, the brutal but mercurial General Juan Yagüe, would have preferred a more aggressive plan, Hedilla convinced him to support the scheme and to lead the main drive along the coast while the Falangist militias held Cordoba and pushed out to join him. The northern commanders, especially the pro-British ones grouped around General Mola, refused to co-operate with the scheme, correctly anticipating they would be given the defensive duties while Yagüe took the glory. Having determined what they wouldn't do, Mola was left with the problem of what to do, his harsher critics have summed up his answer as 'not much', a more generous observer would characterise it as a cautious cleaning up operation. The Carlist militia, the Requetés, were detailed to break the Salamanca pocket and capture or destroy the Republican 4th Division, while the bulk of the Northern Army aimed to relieve the northern pressure on Madrid by relieving the fortress town of Siguenza and then possibly pushing on to Zaragoza.

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The Monarchist plans for the Spring of 1937. There were, of course, countless other smaller operations across Spain but it was these campaigns that were the focus of the high command and so received the bulk of the men, supplies and equipment. The much anticipated tanks were split between north and south, the Northern Army receiving the British Light Tanks while the Falangist militias were given the Panzer I company by their German suppliers. The elite Army of Africa actually turned down the tanks, worrying they would be a liability in the rough and mountainous terrain of Spain's southern coast.

Perhaps the biggest single difference between 1936 and 1937 was the death of ambition, outside of the schemes of the Royal Navy nobody was thinking in terms of quick knock out blows. Instead the factions were resigned to a long war and so were shifting their emphasis onto solidifying gains and building a strong base for the next campaign. Given the flow of materials into the country had not yet become decisive, a few brigade of light tanks and some biplane squadrons were not a war winning force, it was a reasonable enough plan to wait and gather strength, however it depended upon one crucial assumption; that the Monarchists were getting stronger faster than the Republicans. Had the Ejército del Rey been aware of the Republican's true position in the spring of 1937 they would have been far less comfortable about that particular balance of power.

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So cheap nasty British light tanks heading for Zaragoza while cheap and nasty German light tanks head for Almeria, what could possibly go wrong? Apart from, well, everything.

Wilhelm Faupel was the OTL contact with Franco and was quite keen on Hedilla so becomes the main German link man. Interesting chap, was indeed very busy in South America from 1900s through to the 1940s whenever he got sacked/retired from German service he'd race back down there. If this were a narrative AAR he'd be a great character, as it is a brief bio and photo is all you get, at the moment anyway.

Hopefully progress should be faster after a few manic weeks at work, but alas I make no promises.
 
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Something in this tells me that the war is going to take a bit. It's odd that there is not enough cavalry. After the battle of the Alfambra (1937), the Nationalist cavalry made such a big sweep that almost reached Castellón by itself (perhaps I'm forgotting something here).

[...] the heavy cruiser Canaris would be no match for the pride of the Spanish fleet, the battleship Cortes (the recently renamed Jamie I).

I suppose you mean the heavy cruiser Canarias, because it's too soon to begin glorifying our good admiral... And the battleship is Jaime I. The treasonous keyboard, obviously. Death to the fiendish keyboards!
 
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Interesting plan, not sure it's going to work though.

However, the RN going for a knockout blow to end the war quickly?

Admirable (no pun) thinking but too risky.

Plus now Britain's got a nice 'proving ground' for it's tanks and tactics, why rush to end the war......?
 
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I really hope this offensive of the vile reactionaries goes down the toilet. Seems like I have some true chances of seeing that happen. =)
 
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Of course, the English have that tunnel thing running right beneath the moat to France. It kinda negates the moat's protection.

As RAFspeak said Nathan, tis all part of a cunning plan. The officious sods of the beauracracy (Health & Safety specifically) on our end will have the invaders pack up and return home in sheer despair with the number of forms that are required to bring such equipment across. Fear our secret weapons - Health and Safety inspectors!!!

There is a story about an inspector at one of the armiy's exercises claiming that certain vehicles were unsafe and should be removed from use as they carried both fuel and ammunition at the same time. He was of course, pointing at the tanks. Not sure how true it is but it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
 
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That plan by the RN makes me wonder just how honest the Spanish Navy was when they were asked about their strength. Even so, what the blazes was the RN Station Officer thinking?
 
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Kurt_Steiner - That is the problem, all the horses are being used by the cavalry and not the supply train. Good for attacks, bad for moving supplies about and fighting a mobile war.

As to the ship names, for the battleship I plead consistency - I've used Jamie I in all the previous updates and nobody noticed, so at least my errors are consistent! :D The Canarias thing is just a cockup though.

caffran - The war in North Africa was quick so the RN just wanted to do the same, plus it involved ships so it was always going to be a favourite and it's not like the Admiralty have ever lacked ambition.

Kasakka - You should wait till you see the plans of the despicable godless heathens first, they might be worse...

Belisarious - Actually the plan was just to strap a few large explosives to pre-prepared parts of the tunnel beneath a weak bit of sea bed and then blast the lining and flood the bugger. Cause quite a rumpus when the French found out apparently, they'd been hoping to use the Chunnel as an escape route for senior government officials in the event of war.....

trekaddict - He was thinking 'I bet a County-class could take that ancient Dreadnought' then 'If the enemy navy has been sunk we could land troops anywhere' and it kind of spiralled from there.

Plus of course I thought the British were probably due a cockup as things have been going far too well of late. ;)
 
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Welcome back!

The RN plan sounds like Churchill was whispering in someone's ear. ;-)

Sound if unimaginative German/Nationalist plan, expand your own salient, crush the opponent's pocket. The foreshadowing though--I wonder what the Republicans have coming down the pipeline from their "advisors"?
 
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Belisarious - Actually the plan was just to strap a few large explosives to pre-prepared parts of the tunnel beneath a weak bit of sea bed and then blast the lining and flood the bugger. Cause quite a rumpus when the French found out apparently, they'd been hoping to use the Chunnel as an escape route for senior government officials in the event of war.....

Hmmm....leans back with eyes closed fondly imagining the cabinet rushing through the Chunnel and Baldrick saying..."Wonder what this button does?"
 
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I was about to comment that the Monarchists can at least be assured that the Republicans will be doing their utmost to surpass them in political infighting and mistakes, but the last sentence doesn't bode well for the future.
 
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Corking spanish update. Though I doubt things will go to plan, no doubt the spanish will throw a spanner in the works.
 
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As to the ship names, for the battleship I plead consistency - I've used Jamie I in all the previous updates and nobody noticed, so at least my errors are consistent! :D The Canarias thing is just a cockup though.

Then, let's be consistent. A battleship called Jamie opens an universe of interesting jokes :D Go ahead with that.
 
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Well, from the looks of that photo, Faupel was clearly not know for his witty japes and easygoing personality.

Sadly and surprisingly, I agree with the Germans over the RN plan. Whilst a sudden amphibious assualt on the capital would have sigificant effects in the game, in reality it would (a) probably be botched (in fact there is distinct sniff of Winston's obsession with justifying the Dardenelles about the plan) and (b) would not have provoded the desired effect of a quick knockout given the still decentralised nature of the Republican forces.

Besides, that cliffhanger sounds ominous.
 
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DonnieBaseball - Good to be back, the last few months have been tough. The tunnelling world continues to spit into the face of the recession and so there has been rather too much work to do. Still, better that than the other.

Good to see the foreshadowing wasn't missed, clearly I haven't forgotten everything about this writing lark. ;)

Belisarious Alas I fear the explosives may have been removed, even the most paranoid of men must concede it is unlikely the Soviet Union will attempt to reunite Germany by force in the near future....

Zhuge Liang - Given the number of senior Republicans who died in tragic 'accidents' I think infighting is guaranteed, they do however have one massive advantage which will be revealed in the next update....

Sir Humphrey - Well some Spaniards will throw spanners in the works, the opposing army if no-one else!

Kurt_Steiner - The Spanish Civil War does have a certain 'If I didn't laugh I'd have to cry' quality about it in places, so that's probably the best course of action.

Davout - Faupel was a close personal friend of not one but two South American dictators and trained up 'special' army and police units for both, I think it can be certain he wasn't a nice chap.

The naval assault, well I agree it wouldn't be a knock out blow; the anarchists and communists are hardly going to give up just because the 'legitimate' president has been captured. On the inevitable ballsup though, that would depend on how much support the British would supply, without massive RN assistance I agree it would probably end badly. Had it happened I would expect a Bay of Pigs type fiasco; just enough British kit to reap the whirlwind but not enough to get the job done.

Dammit! It appears once again Britain has dodged a bullet. I'm really not very good at this 'things going wrong for the UK' thing am I?

Nathan Madien - After mucking up a coup and then the follow up campaign (when your enemy was badly disorganised) I can hardly blame the Monarchists for being wary of supposedly 'quick' solutions, even if they do end up going to far towards caution as a result.
 
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To the inevitable victory of the Republican forces and the legitimate President of the Spanish nation. May their reactionary enemies choke on the exhaust of H35's and cower under the falling shells of quick firing 75's! :D

El Pip said:
Good to be back, the last few months have been tough. The tunnelling world continues to spit into the face of the recession and so there has been rather too much work to do.

All the Capitalists pig dogs looking for deep, dark holes to hide their loot in I'm sure... or perhaps just economic conservatives who figure burying only their heads just isn't being commited enough to deflationary methods of staving off a recession! ;)

Dury.
 
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