Hello everyone
First time posting but I was dismayed with how few Warhammer: Geheimnisnacht AARs that there are, so I decided to give it a stab, please forgive any obvious errors on my part in the lore as i'm pretty new to the Warhammer Fantasy lore but love the 40k side of it (so i'm not a complete novice with the rules that overlap like Chaos corruption etc)
I went for a Chaos Undivided Leader as they seem to be (However slightly) less batshit crazy than the ones that "pick a side" I've also got a little bit of experience playing the Horse Lord DLC so shouldn't be too out of my depth.
Also I haven't done an AAR since I wrote one for Supreme Ruler: Cold War that I never finished due to a corrupted save (Note to self, back this one up) any genuine criticism is of course welcome. It will be mostly from the point of view of a Scribe in Reikland as I wouldn't imagine Chaos Lords to be the diary types though I will go "first person" in parts too
Anyway here I go...
Journal of Grammaticus von Vollerstein
1st of Nachgeheim in the year 2010
I and some of my brethren have been tasked with studying the rising powers in the Chaos wastes, Norsca and other external threats the Empire faces, hoping to document their rise and fall from power so when the next raving mad group of murdering scum threatens Kislev and the Empire we will hopefully better understand the foes we face.
But the winds of Chaos have been weak lately - or so i'm told by my betters - but that doesn't make this scribe feel any better, though I cannot deny the differing groups in the wastes have to stuck to raiding and killing each other which makes my job and the job of the spies getting me this info slightly easier, Sigmar help us when the next major Chaos Invasion occurs.
I have been tasked primarily with watching a rising power in the Chaos Wastes the Entyti Great Zardom led by the Incestuous Auntina by all accounts a chaotic duelist of some skill. She stands out in that she doesn't worship any single Chaos God, isn't insane and as far as Chaos Leaders go isn't a tyrant to her people. They are actually pretty close to Chaotic "nobility" if there can been such a thing.
Still I hope her and all her kind fall on each others blades and allow good civilised men to live in peace.
"Great Zarina and the Zar, We have returned from the task you gave us and have found the 3 weakest clans bordering your clan" the Cultist leader cowered as he gave her the crudely written notes
"Firstly, Zarina we have the Khornate Warrior Skolasztika an average warrior but his numbers match yours, though he doesn't have any alliances as you do..."
"Secondly we have the Nurglite Leader Ildiko... Same situation my Zarina, a weak man but with the numbers to back him up, but no alliances..."
"Lastly we have the Slaaneshi Lord, he will be the largest threat Zarina, though his personal soldiers are equal to yours he also has a allied clan like you do, to assur..."
"That is enough, Thank you, now leave me to discuss Strategy with my husband, give your men their Zarina's thanks, you will eat well tonight!"
With a quick nod the cultist skittered away back to his men.
"Well Chorpan the obvious choice would be the weak Khornate Warrior to the north, don't you agree?"
"Yes, Auntina... Khorne would not be proud of his pitiful skill in battle so his loss is our gain"
"Then that settles it we ride north, send word to Zar Radu to send assistance"
Passage from the Lexicanium of Chaotic Powers
Scribe - Grammaticus von Vollerstein
14th of Vorhexe in the year 2013
Over the last three years Zarina Auntina and her forces went to war in quick succession against her neighbours scouring their lands of the more "radical" chaos worshippers *I can't believe i'm differentiating Chaotic minions as more radical that one another* so the land could be used by her Zardom...
First to feel her ambition was the Khornate Warrior Skolasztika, it was a quick war due to the fact he was out raiding some other Chaos fool...
She then moved onto his neighbour Great Zar Gabor who for one reason or another had too few men to fight the Zarina...
The spies in the Templars employ really earn their money it was around the 17th of Sigmarzeit 2011 that she fell pregnant to her youngest son, though thankfully it wasn't all good news for the expectant mother which the reader will find out about shortly...
Because early in the next year, while the Zarina was out pillaging and raiding her neighbours the one of her foul neighbours raided their camp and took her newborn child hostage, he was released after the Zarina slaughtered the Slaaneshi army to a man and took the majority of the Slaaneshi grazing land, but he came back a little bit lesser...
Having her newborn son blinded undoubtedly enraged the Zarina as no more wars were carried out until she could annihilate the Slaaneshi's for good... Her Army waited outside her now mortal enemies land. Why the Zarina waited at all is a mystery, no doubt some sort of Chaotic truce agreement should such a thing even exist!
Though when she did attack she sent back all the heads of those captured in the previous war, each one blinded and mutilated...
The war ended as quick as it began though somehow the Slaaneshi Lord Emese managed to escape the Zarina's grasp, our spies couldn't get close to the battle but the aftermath everyone in the camp was blinded and their corpses mutilated and left rotting in the sharp cold daylight of the wastes...
Her power was expanding and her reach in the frigid Chaos wastes was much greater she had stood against her first tests as a leader, Sigmar help us should she carry on...
*Just a quick note before I wrap up the first part, I was mildly annoyed to say the least, that my genius son was blinded days after birth... Damn Chaos Warriors doing nasty things to my people xD who would have known...*
First time posting but I was dismayed with how few Warhammer: Geheimnisnacht AARs that there are, so I decided to give it a stab, please forgive any obvious errors on my part in the lore as i'm pretty new to the Warhammer Fantasy lore but love the 40k side of it (so i'm not a complete novice with the rules that overlap like Chaos corruption etc)
I went for a Chaos Undivided Leader as they seem to be (However slightly) less batshit crazy than the ones that "pick a side" I've also got a little bit of experience playing the Horse Lord DLC so shouldn't be too out of my depth.
Also I haven't done an AAR since I wrote one for Supreme Ruler: Cold War that I never finished due to a corrupted save (Note to self, back this one up) any genuine criticism is of course welcome. It will be mostly from the point of view of a Scribe in Reikland as I wouldn't imagine Chaos Lords to be the diary types though I will go "first person" in parts too
Anyway here I go...
Part One - See Below
Part Two - 10-12-2015
Part Three - 10-12-2015
Part Four - 10-12-2015
Part Four (Cont) - 10-12-2015
Part Five - 12-12-2015
Part Six - 14-12-2015
Part Seven - 15-12-2015
Part Eight - 15-12-2015
Part Nine - 19-12-2015
Part Ten - 20-12-2015
Part Eleven - 21-12-2015
Part Twelve - 22-12-2015
Part Thirteen - 29-12-2015
Part Fourteen - 01-01-2016
Part Fifteen - 10-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter One) - 28-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter Two) - 28-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter Three) - 29-01-2016
Part Seventeen - 30-01-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter One) - 02-03-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter Two) - 12-04-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter Three) - 13-04-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter One) - 13-04-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter Two) - 18-05-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter Three) - 13-07-2016
Part Twenty (Chapter One) - 22-07-2016
Part Twenty (Chapter Two) - 03-10-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter One) - 29-11-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Two) - 30-11-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Three) - 16-12-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Three *Continued* - 18-01-2017
Part Two - 10-12-2015
Part Three - 10-12-2015
Part Four - 10-12-2015
Part Four (Cont) - 10-12-2015
Part Five - 12-12-2015
Part Six - 14-12-2015
Part Seven - 15-12-2015
Part Eight - 15-12-2015
Part Nine - 19-12-2015
Part Ten - 20-12-2015
Part Eleven - 21-12-2015
Part Twelve - 22-12-2015
Part Thirteen - 29-12-2015
Part Fourteen - 01-01-2016
Part Fifteen - 10-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter One) - 28-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter Two) - 28-01-2016
Part Sixteen (Chapter Three) - 29-01-2016
Part Seventeen - 30-01-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter One) - 02-03-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter Two) - 12-04-2016
Part Eighteen (Chapter Three) - 13-04-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter One) - 13-04-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter Two) - 18-05-2016
Part Nineteen (Chapter Three) - 13-07-2016
Part Twenty (Chapter One) - 22-07-2016
Part Twenty (Chapter Two) - 03-10-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter One) - 29-11-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Two) - 30-11-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Three) - 16-12-2016
Part Twenty One (Chapter Three *Continued* - 18-01-2017
Part One
Journal of Grammaticus von Vollerstein
1st of Nachgeheim in the year 2010
I and some of my brethren have been tasked with studying the rising powers in the Chaos wastes, Norsca and other external threats the Empire faces, hoping to document their rise and fall from power so when the next raving mad group of murdering scum threatens Kislev and the Empire we will hopefully better understand the foes we face.
But the winds of Chaos have been weak lately - or so i'm told by my betters - but that doesn't make this scribe feel any better, though I cannot deny the differing groups in the wastes have to stuck to raiding and killing each other which makes my job and the job of the spies getting me this info slightly easier, Sigmar help us when the next major Chaos Invasion occurs.
I have been tasked primarily with watching a rising power in the Chaos Wastes the Entyti Great Zardom led by the Incestuous Auntina by all accounts a chaotic duelist of some skill. She stands out in that she doesn't worship any single Chaos God, isn't insane and as far as Chaos Leaders go isn't a tyrant to her people. They are actually pretty close to Chaotic "nobility" if there can been such a thing.
Still I hope her and all her kind fall on each others blades and allow good civilised men to live in peace.
"Great Zarina and the Zar, We have returned from the task you gave us and have found the 3 weakest clans bordering your clan" the Cultist leader cowered as he gave her the crudely written notes
"Firstly, Zarina we have the Khornate Warrior Skolasztika an average warrior but his numbers match yours, though he doesn't have any alliances as you do..."
"Secondly we have the Nurglite Leader Ildiko... Same situation my Zarina, a weak man but with the numbers to back him up, but no alliances..."
"Lastly we have the Slaaneshi Lord, he will be the largest threat Zarina, though his personal soldiers are equal to yours he also has a allied clan like you do, to assur..."
"That is enough, Thank you, now leave me to discuss Strategy with my husband, give your men their Zarina's thanks, you will eat well tonight!"
With a quick nod the cultist skittered away back to his men.
"Well Chorpan the obvious choice would be the weak Khornate Warrior to the north, don't you agree?"
"Yes, Auntina... Khorne would not be proud of his pitiful skill in battle so his loss is our gain"
"Then that settles it we ride north, send word to Zar Radu to send assistance"
Passage from the Lexicanium of Chaotic Powers
Scribe - Grammaticus von Vollerstein
14th of Vorhexe in the year 2013
Over the last three years Zarina Auntina and her forces went to war in quick succession against her neighbours scouring their lands of the more "radical" chaos worshippers *I can't believe i'm differentiating Chaotic minions as more radical that one another* so the land could be used by her Zardom...
First to feel her ambition was the Khornate Warrior Skolasztika, it was a quick war due to the fact he was out raiding some other Chaos fool...
She then moved onto his neighbour Great Zar Gabor who for one reason or another had too few men to fight the Zarina...
The spies in the Templars employ really earn their money it was around the 17th of Sigmarzeit 2011 that she fell pregnant to her youngest son, though thankfully it wasn't all good news for the expectant mother which the reader will find out about shortly...
Because early in the next year, while the Zarina was out pillaging and raiding her neighbours the one of her foul neighbours raided their camp and took her newborn child hostage, he was released after the Zarina slaughtered the Slaaneshi army to a man and took the majority of the Slaaneshi grazing land, but he came back a little bit lesser...
Having her newborn son blinded undoubtedly enraged the Zarina as no more wars were carried out until she could annihilate the Slaaneshi's for good... Her Army waited outside her now mortal enemies land. Why the Zarina waited at all is a mystery, no doubt some sort of Chaotic truce agreement should such a thing even exist!
Though when she did attack she sent back all the heads of those captured in the previous war, each one blinded and mutilated...
The war ended as quick as it began though somehow the Slaaneshi Lord Emese managed to escape the Zarina's grasp, our spies couldn't get close to the battle but the aftermath everyone in the camp was blinded and their corpses mutilated and left rotting in the sharp cold daylight of the wastes...
Her power was expanding and her reach in the frigid Chaos wastes was much greater she had stood against her first tests as a leader, Sigmar help us should she carry on...
*Just a quick note before I wrap up the first part, I was mildly annoyed to say the least, that my genius son was blinded days after birth... Damn Chaos Warriors doing nasty things to my people xD who would have known...*
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