Good afternoon.
Welcome to my first true Mod. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Event chain!
Are you a meme connoisseur? Are you hungry? Do you like hamburgers?
Did you answer yest to any or all of these questions? Did you answer no to any or all of these questions?
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Then, you need the "STEAMED HAMS" Mod for Crusader Kings II.
While I wait and pray for my reinstatement to the official Avatar Mod, I've whipped this up for the entertainment of the masses. It's a simple Mod and should be compatible with any game, without exception.
Experience the thrill and excitement of duping an Imbecile courtier firsthand! Experience the horrors of your ruined roast! Fabricate lies to appease him! Go to market to purchase replacement food! That's right, this is a FULL Event Chain with Options based on your Traits!
Its Mean Time to Happen is thirty six months. To activate it, you must have a fitting personality (one that has an urge to get people to like you) or the Carousing Focus. You must also be married. The courtier you will dine with must be an Imbecile, Inbred, or otherwise extremely stupid, because he's going to fall for your lies.
Of course, if you have an Imbecile character in your court, you can always force the Event by typing the following cheat code into the console:
I hope that you will enjoy this Mod. The Events should be universally compatible and are Validator affirmed. They use the Vanilla rendition images that come with CK2.
Thank you.
Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM
Welcome to my first true Mod. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Event chain!
Are you a meme connoisseur? Are you hungry? Do you like hamburgers?
Did you answer yest to any or all of these questions? Did you answer no to any or all of these questions?
Then, you need the "STEAMED HAMS" Mod for Crusader Kings II.
While I wait and pray for my reinstatement to the official Avatar Mod, I've whipped this up for the entertainment of the masses. It's a simple Mod and should be compatible with any game, without exception.
Experience the thrill and excitement of duping an Imbecile courtier firsthand! Experience the horrors of your ruined roast! Fabricate lies to appease him! Go to market to purchase replacement food! That's right, this is a FULL Event Chain with Options based on your Traits!
Its Mean Time to Happen is thirty six months. To activate it, you must have a fitting personality (one that has an urge to get people to like you) or the Carousing Focus. You must also be married. The courtier you will dine with must be an Imbecile, Inbred, or otherwise extremely stupid, because he's going to fall for your lies.
Of course, if you have an Imbecile character in your court, you can always force the Event by typing the following cheat code into the console:
Code:
event memed_hams.1I hope that you will enjoy this Mod. The Events should be universally compatible and are Validator affirmed. They use the Vanilla rendition images that come with CK2.
Thank you.
Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM
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