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Party: Conservative Party
Constituency: Bolton West

[Politician]

[Shadow Post: +2PP]

- Maxwell Macpherson, Tory MP for Bolton West
 
Party: Communist Party of Great Britain (Alliance for a Socialist Britain)
Constituency: Dagenham
[Politician]
[Red Demagogue +1 PP]


- Jarlath Connor, General Secretary of the Communist Party of Great Britain, MP for Dagenham
 
Party: Labour
Constituency: Sutton and Cheam


[Politician]
[Cabinet Post +2 PP,
Eloquent Rhetorician +1 PP]
 
Asked for a comment on the publication of the parties' manifestos...

Every manifesto has an ethos. For Labour, it is confidence, security and social justice. For the Tories, it appears to be: "Me too, me too!"

Every policy offered in the Conservative Party's manifesto hangs on the coat-tails of the Labour Government. They offer alliance with the United States and the Western world against Soviet aggression; the alliance already exists. They call for economic co-operation in Europe; we have already ratified membership of the European Coal and Steel Community and intend to pursue further collaboration. They endorse the policy of progressive decolonisation; we created it. The Tories at last offer a begrudging acceptance of the Beveridge consensus; the Labour Party has wholeheartedly upheld it for decades. The only novel idea is that the Conservative establishment apparently fancies itself more capable of interpreting the will of the British public than the public themselves, who delivered the Labour Party a landslide result in the last election. They shamelessly ape Labour's successes, and then dare to claim that they know best. This is no manifesto; it is a second-rate job application.

But the devil is ever in the details. If the Tories might try to match Labour in policy, they could not be more different in outcome. Labour would use the dividends of peace and prosperity to enhance the standards of living for all the people of this country. The Tories view wealth as something to be hoarded, not reinvested in the nation. They pledge not to reverse the social reforms introduced by Labour, yet they simultaneously vow to slash state revenue and maintain maximum military spending. How long before the Treasury starts to run dry and the Tories turn their malicious gaze on social spending? Do you think they would hesitate for more than a second to sacrifice our schools and hospitals for the sake of their 'Common Sense' programme?

Labour will not turn off the taps. Labour will keep the lights going. We would use our economic progress as an engine of social renewal. A new national living wage, to ensure that every man and woman earns enough to survive. A Worker's Charter, to entrench the rights of working people. New housing schemes and urban development, to provide every hero of the last war a home and all the amenities of modern life. Reform in favour of representative government, social support for the elderly and the widowed, and fair and equal taxation. Britain belongs to the people, and it is for the people that Labour shall build a better Britain. Not just here in London, or England, but across the United Kingdom; in Scotland and Wales, which do not even merit a mention by the Tories, as well as in Northern Ireland, which we would treat as a integral nation of this country, not a mere battleground.

Vote Labour, for economic progress and social justice. Vote Tory, for a heartless imitation of Labour policies.​


Rt. Hon. Sylvia Leighton PC MP
Secretary of State for Defence
Member for Sutton and Cheam
 
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Controversial MP Alexander Cochrane looks poised to retain his seat, pollsters from the Daily Herald told the Times this morning. Cochrane's controversial statement about Jews and his subsequent expulsion from the Conservative Party does not seem to have fazed his supporters in the Isle of Thanet. Cochrane's expected victory will embarrass the Tory leadership, which enthusiastically purged Cochrane after his comments incited acerbic criticism from the media...

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Speech before vote

Fellows citizens! The time has come! We need your help to stop the incredible mess that the capitalists parties have done in those years! Socialism is the only road to the salvation! Vote for the Alliance! Vote for a new Britain!

Party: Common Wealth Party (Alliance for a Socialist Britain)
Constituency: Liverpool Walton
[Politician]
[No Bonus]
 
Asked for a comment on the publication of the parties' manifestos...
Every manifesto has an ethos. For Labour, it is confidence, security and social justice. For the Tories, it appears to be: "Me too, me too!"

Every policy offered in the Conservative Party's manifesto hangs on the coat-tails of the Labour Government. They offer alliance with the United States and the Western world against Soviet aggression; the alliance already exists. They call for economic co-operation in Europe; we have already ratified membership of the European Coal and Steel Community and intend to pursue further collaboration. They endorse the policy of progressive decolonisation; we created it. The Tories at last offer a begrudging acceptance of the Beveridge consensus; the Labour Party has wholeheartedly upheld it for decades. The only novel idea is that the Conservative establishment apparently fancies itself more capable of interpreting the will of the British public than the public themselves, who delivered the Labour Party a landslide result in the last election. They shamelessly ape Labour's successes, and then dare to claim that they know best. This is no manifesto; it is a second-rate job application.

But the devil is ever in the details. If the Tories might try to match Labour in policy, they could not be more different in outcome. Labour would use the dividends of peace and prosperity to enhance the standards of living for all the people of this country. The Tories view wealth as something to be hoarded, not reinvested in the nation. They pledge not to reverse the social reforms introduced by Labour, yet they simultaneously vow to slash state revenue and maintain maximum military spending. How long before the Treasury starts to run dry and the Tories turn their malicious gaze on social spending? Do you think they would hesitate for more than a second to sacrifice our schools and hospitals for the sake of their 'Common Sense' programme?

Labour will not turn off the taps. Labour will keep the lights going. We would use our economic progress as an engine of social renewal. A new national living wage, to ensure that every man and woman earns enough to survive. A Worker's Charter, to entrench the rights of working people. New housing schemes and urban development, to provide every hero of the last war a home and all the amenities of modern life. Reform in favour of representative government, social support for the elderly and the widowed, and fair and equal taxation. Britain belongs to the people, and it is for the people that Labour shall build a better Britain. Not just here in London, or England, but across the United Kingdom; in Scotland and Wales, which do not even merit a mention by the Tories, as well as in Northern Ireland, which we would treat as a integral nation of this country, not a mere battleground.

Vote Labour, for economic progress and social justice. Vote Tory, for a heartless imitation of Labour policies.


Rt. Hon. Sylvia Leighton PC MP
Secretary of State for Defence
Member for Sutton and Cheam


*Scarsdale makes an offhand comment to an aide while looking over the morning papers*

"John, I never suspected that I would see a Labourite attempting to out-Tory the Tories. Is Ms. Leighton even in the right party, or did she get confused as to where to sit in Westminster? I can not imagine this being popular among the Labour establishment. All the better for the party best-suited to governance, I suppose."
 
Party: Conservative Party
Constituency: City of London
[Businessman]
[Shrewd Investor +1PP]
 
Monaghan makes a campaign speech in Glasgow

"...and one need only look at the Conservative Party's own platform to appreciate the magnitude of the danger it poses to the working class. When you read "tax cuts," my friends, think "slashing our benefits with a blood-soaked knife," for that is the inevitable way in which they will be paid for. They seek, instead, to funnel money into the military, to pursue further imperial adventures and the Spanish Blockade, which has already once brought us to the brink of world war and may well do so again. We must reject their desire to fund yet another war on the backs of the working class. I can promise you, personally, that I will fight with everything in my power to prevent another bloody conflict should I be returned to Westminster. On a simple, fundamental level, only the Labour Party stands a realistic chance of securing genuine power for the working class, the honest people of Glasgow like you and me, and this is why I implore you to vote Labour come polling day. For if we, the common people of the United Kingdom, do not stand up to the bourgeois imperialism and warmongering of Lord Scarsdale, then who will? We must speak out, with a single voice, against the Conservatives' demands for a return to imperial and anti-worker policies."
 
Working men of the NUM

It is time for our voices to be heard.
For years and years we have pleaded with an uncaring Tory Party for an increase in pay, Holiday time, Safety in the workplace and the right to Unionise and collective bargaining.

Well I say no more do we have to go to a group of men who know nothing of our plight and even less of the life of an average Englishman who works for long hours just to feed his family.

They don't understand what it is like to lose family to Black Lung, a terrible illness that isn't curable but it preventable with simple safety measures.

In fact I doubt most of them even know what it is like to work a day in their lives. To get their hands dirty. To do manual labour for a terrible wage

So I say NO to the Tories and their National 'liberals'.
I say Up with the Workers
Up with labour


George Whiterose

((VOTE:LABOUR
[TRADE UNIONIST]
+1PP Protector of the Proletariat))
 

TLS

THE TIMES LITERARY SUPPLEMENT

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Parris Marr: A New Statesman

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It had been five years since I had first met Parris Marr when I sat down to interview him for a second time earlier this week. Five years ago, we had met in the doggedly fashionable, if perhaps somewhat faded, dining rooms of the Oxford and Cambridge Club, where Marr is an active member. It speaks highly of what has changed in his life since that we met not in a dining club but in his office at the headquarters of the New Statesman in Blackfriars. Five years, as the platitude reminds us constantly, is an eternity in politics. This is true of no one more than Parris Marr.

Before the last election, when we met last, Marr, then only a former colonial secretary, was a respected figure in his party and a formidably passionate parliamentary figure. His vision for the Empire had, in many ways, dictated British imperial policy even after he had left office along with Attlee in 1949. His unwavering commitment to his vision of liberty was a thorn in the side of both governments that followed. After the election, he was thrust into the foreign office and tasked with finding Britain's place in the world whilst the Americans and the Soviets ramped up their own cold war.

What followed were five years of struggles to assert Britain's place in the face of Washington's will. In Spain, Marr's opposition to the bilateral Anglo–American blockade was eventually worn down by Russian obstinacy and NATO approval. In Washington, President Barkley's worrying over everything from the independence of British policy to communist links in her colonies chilled the so-called ‘special relationship’ to the point where the Treasury was forced to pay off outstanding wartime loans early as proof of Britain's continued commitment to the fight against Soviet encroachment in Europe. Only Barkley's death and subsequent succession by Adlai Stevenson, a natural Anglophile, prevented further fallings out.

In mentioning this episode I touch a nerve. ‘I was very angry at the time that the President's policy essentially amounted to blackmailing America's closest ally,’ Marr explained. ‘I lost a great deal of respect for him after that, I must say.’ And what about his dealings with Barkley's successor? ‘Oh, Adlai was much more reasonable. I enjoyed working with him much more [than working with Barkley].’

Ultimately, the Americans were mollified by a mixture of money, mortality and strategic quiescence. After this, Marr's final year in the foreign office was, by the standards against which modern diplomacy is judged, uncontroversial. The Spanish blockade looks to be weakening Moscow's resolve to shoulder its ally's economy and optimists looks forward to an impending détente. Marr is amongst their number. ‘I don't think Mr Khrushchev is stupid. He will know when enough is enough.’

The greatest mystery in this period comes much more recently, when Marr orchestrated one of the most spectacular voltes-faces in recent political history and left both Whitehall and Westminster, almost without warning. Sat in front of the man shrewd commentators had spoken of with certainty as a future prime minister, I had to ask why. Marr was unusually gnomic. ‘I certainly didn't leave in a rage or anything like that. There was nothing that pushed me. Really, I was pulled by the offer of the New Statesman job. It wasn't something I thought I could turn down – not at a time like this.’

That Marr's family, his wife and three children, live in York might also have been a consideration. The former minister made no secret of his dislike of being away in London so often – but then he still works in the capital, so perhaps this was not such a stumbling block after all. ‘The hours are more sociable. The problem with being foreign secretary is that ‘foreign’ never really sleeps.’ So is Marr burnt out, tired of the cut and thrust of the Commons? ‘Not at all. I imagine I'll be back one day – it seems an inevitability, really – but I realised when I was offered the job [at the New Statesman] that what I enjoyed the most about being an MP was not the decision making or the power of it, mingling with presidents and princes, but being able to actually make life a little bit better in this country.’

Marr has common cause here with many friends in the Labour Party, on whose NEC he still sits. Together, the Marrites (as they are occasionally known) are often placed on the modernising right of the party, but this is a categorisation Marr himself rejects. ‘I think the whole left–right thing going on in the party is still rooted in the 1930s. Those on what is called the hard-left of the party are really just those who believe in a sort of Co-Operative Movement, old-Fabian strain of socialism that is perhaps a bit less rooted in the specifics of improving society as in the grander ambitions of completely remodelling it. There is plenty that is very worthy about this approach, but I would much rather see socialism as a means to an end rather than an end in itself. I don't think this is any less left-wing than other schools of thought; it's just a less idealistic one.’

When Marr and I last met, he spoke often of ‘meritocracy’ as being the way forward. Is it still? ‘Without a doubt, yes. Meritocracy to me means a society in which class is made redundant rather than abolished. It is a liberal, socially libertarian society where everybody is entitled to economic security, but where talent can succeed.’ That Labour are Britain's defenders of liberty has been one of Marr's great insistences over the past few years. Whether denouncing punitive censorship laws at home or working towards the downfall of Stalinist dictatorships abroad, it is quite clear that liberty is something Marr is intent on winning for those he serves. I ask him if how he thinks his new position will affect his ability to fight the good fight.

‘The irony about being in Parliament is that aside from those who regularly read Hansard, what one says is not heard by al that many people. Now I actually think I have a louder voice than I did as a minister, although this is probably just egotism. Certainly, I have more license to talk about things other than foreign affairs without fear of treading on someone's toes. For the last twenty years or so my life and career has followed a fairly internationalist path. I think now is the time to focus on other things.

‘A friend of mine [Middle Temple barrister Jeremy Hutchinson] was the party candidate in Westminster in 1945. He had been called to the Bar before the war, but he contested the seat anyway – and duly lost. I think this was a lucky escape, in a way. He has done far more for English liberalism as an advocate than I think he ever would have been able to as an MP.’

From all this one would be forgiven for thinking that Marr had left politics for good. His energetic correspondence with friends and allies still in Parliament, as well as his continued presence on the Labour NEC, tells a different story. When I ask him about the future, he smiles conspiratorially and suddenly I am no longer sat in front of a forty-year-old privy councillor. Before me in this modern office, complete with an original piece by Richard Hamilton and soundtracked before my arrival by an Eddie Cochran song, is a man transformed into a Cambridge undergraduate on the threshold of adulthood. ‘Who can say?’, he offers knowingly. Who can say indeed.
 

Party: Labour
Constituency: City of York

[Man of letters?]

[Colonial Erudite: +2PP]
[New Statesman Editor: +1PP]
 
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"To the people of the United Kingdom, I am T. R. Jacobs, the leaders of the Conservative Party and, very soon, you will be asked to choose between a Labour or Liberal Candidate, or one from my party. Whether or not you agree with me or my Party's policies, I wish to ask if I could talk to you directly for the following minutes. I do not ask that you suddenly change your voting intentions as a result of what I say, only that you take into account what I say when you, your family, and your friends begin to decide which candidate you will all support at the polling station.

The basis for every election is trust - which candidate you trust to represent your interests in Parliament, which Party you trust to argue for your ideals in government, and which Party Leader you trust to be elected to the highest office in the country. At the very least, whether you agree with it or not, a Government must be something you can trust.

I for one do not trust a Government which hobbles from mistaken policy to mistaken policy, only to pursue a populist platform in it's final year - an election year - to maximise it's longevity and electoral chances. I cannot trust Government Party with the cheek to alienate us from our allies and make foreign policy gaffes whilst in office, only to make U-turns of titanic proportions at the last second, and claim that it is their rivals who would be incompetent. A Government Party which trumpets it's 3.3% annual average growth and uses it to base claims of being the party of prosperity, whilst conveniently remaining silent on the higher 4.1% growth under the Conservative Government prior. When the Labour party has the gall to continue to sell itself as the party of national defence - to such an extent that it claims ownership of the very principle of national defence - when many have exposed its hypocrisies on the subject over the decade, it is clear that it does not want to campaign as a party of integrity but, as it has done in every other campaign it has run in the last 15 years, as the inventors of that odious political fad - spin.

It is a form of blackmail for this government, having spent it's full five years in direct control of this nation's legislature, to tell the underprivileged that they intend to enforce a national minimum wage - which, despite the negative ramifications, is no doubt enticing to a man earning below whatever that figure might be - but snatch it away at the last second, telling the electorate 'if you do not vote for us, your paycheck will be held hostage'. They do not mention the fact that there are already in place legally empowered committees to ensure any newly elected government will be forced to confront the topic of a national minimum wage. Labour wishes to claim we - whom represent a good half of the electorate - are bogeymen, hiding under your beds and inside your wardrobes to drag the country kicking and screaming back into the 1930s. Or, alternatively, that by modernising and accepting modern ideas on the economy that we have somehow deceived them, that we could not possibly be anything other than 'elitist' aristocrats and moralist extremists hiding behind a facade. Perhaps it is they who have failed to move on from the 1930s.

The irony is that the Trade Union demagogues, for all the praises that they chant for this government, fail to understand the backgrounds of the very men who claim to defend them, and how very different they are from the common man. The Labour Party is not lead by the Yorkshire coal miner or the Manchester factory worker, but lead by floppy-haired intellectuals, civil servants, and lawyers who seem to take the working class vote for granted, and seemingly prefer writing dissertations and preaching to the choir than the business of actual government. They were not born and raised under dark industrial chimneys, but in a life of comfort and privilege. To see a man like our Prime Minister, a member of the intelligentsia speaking down to the underprivileged, and pretending to understand their trials and tribulation and patronising them with claims of knowing their hardship, reeks of pure disingenuity. He offers them pay rises, holidays, and perhaps whatever other perk he might be bothered to spare them at the time - but ultimately does nothing to solve the root of their suffering.

Can I claim humble origins either? No. But the Conservative Party does not pretend to be anything other than what we are - be we business owners, farmers, employees, employers, workers and, yes, even those from the privileged classes of this Kingdom - we have never been ashamed of where we come from and what we wish to be. We bring honesty where our rivals bring a black and white vision - with some unfathomably saintly idealist poverty on one side and the extremely villainous rich on the other.

And what does the 'elitist' Conservative Party offer to a self-made northern lad? Why, we make him a Cabinet minister! For the Conservative Party, unlike Labour, does not place arbitrary distinctions between 'the workers' and 'the others', but accepts all as British subjects for their personal achievements, for their contributions to society, and for their patriotism. It is our goal to build a country where any man, through hard work alone, can create a life for his son that his father considered impossible.

We do not pretend that the British worker truly wants to work at some national minimum wage his entire existence, and condemn his children to the exact same lot in life after he is dead. We want that man to be able to retrain as a skilled labourer whom can provide for his family a higher standard of living. We want that man to be able to set up his own business in his local community, which provides for him a steady income and an inheritance to his family. We want that man, even if he does choose to continue to work at low wages, to know that has the choice to find work with more preferable conditions and higher pay, and not be stranded in a government owned company town, with the only possible employment being unfulfilling labour with no prospects, and no opportunity! What we do not want is to prolong the existence of substandard work conditions with artificially inflated wages, some minor workplace improvements, and no alternatives! Where Labour gives hand outs and a system biased towards mediocrity, we want to give a hand up and system based on merit and effort.

I am aware that, for many working men, the idea of voting Conservative is abhorrent. I will not begrudge you that instinct. However I do ask that you truly consider whether the Labour Party has your interests at heart, or whether they simply consider you and your community another safe seat. For the Conservative Party is not, and never has been, the enemy of the working man."

((Obligitory gigantic election speech posted.))
 
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Alexander Cochrane speaks in front of a crowd of supporters on the streets of a city on the Isle of Thanet. They listen intently as he delivers his sermon...

"Alexander, what do you say about that rat Parr not standing this election?"

I say good riddance!

*The crowd loses it sanity for a moment*

No, no, I know quite well that Parr has no intentions of leaving politics. He is far too self-absorbed to do so. No, instead he has taken a lofty post at the New Statesmen. What little amount of integrity the journalistic media has left continues to disintegrate. Besides, he was one of the most oblivious and destructive foreign ministers of the last two hundred years. Who in the right mind would want advice from a weak-willed Trot like Parr?

The main reason that Parr is not standing is because he was told to do so by the higher-ups in the party. By the elites. Parr, Harwick, Carpenter, and many more are all puppets of the party. They are nothing more than dogs on a leash. Sure, a dog can run around for a little bit , but when their owner tugs on that leash and tells them it's time to leave than it's time to leave. This is exactly what happened to Parr. Somebody found out something about Parr that the people would go crazy about it, so instead of risking it they tell Parr to take one for the team and sit out. And so he listened.

The people are not stupid Parr. We know that you have something to hide. We already know that you have been a member of the Communist Party, and we know that you harbor sympathies towards the Reds. Why do you simply stop lying and tell the people the truth? The people do not want another lying politician, but it seems that your constituency was cursed with one for the last several years.

- Alexander Cochrane, Independent MP for the Isle of Thanet


Party: Independent

Constituency: Isle of Thanet
[Politician]
[No Bonuses]
 
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An editorial published in a leading Glasgow newspaper

Two Sides of the Same Coin
A. Monaghan

By now, I have no doubt that most of you have heard T.R. Jacobs' speech that has been broadcast across our fair kingdom. I also trust that most of you have heard of the tribulations of the irascible Alex Cochrane, expelled from the Tories for his gauche buffoonery. At first brush, their messages could not be more different. Hear Cochrane's blatant red-baiting of Parris Marr, putting forth baseless, ridiculous claim after baseless, ridiculous claim. Contrast it with Jacobs's plain-speaking demeanor, his attempts to affect working-class mannerisms and his appeals to "understanding" the plight of the working man. They may seem to represent two different approaches to the conservative philosophy, but they are, in truth, merely two sides of the same coin. The Tory establishment may publicly distance themselves from the Cochranes and the Lord Dylath-Leans of this country, but in truth they are less different than it might appear. How so? Read on, fellow workers, and permit me to explain.

The repulsiveness of a man like Alex Cochrane is obvious. He attacks the Jews with nary a second thought, exposing for all to see the pernicious prejudices of many of those of high station across the world. They did not learn the lessons you and I did as our brothers and sons gave their lives to defeat the forces of fascism, for they were insulated from the terrors of war by money and power. The upper class supports war efforts, just as it does today, because they are not the ones who have to sacrifice. Nor does Cochrane stop there; he besmirches the name of the honorable Mr Marr, a fellow party member and a man for whom I have a great deal of respect, with accusations I shall not repeat in the pages of this honorable publication. He is clearly a relic of a bygone era, one which I believe we must not return to.

Then we have Mr Jacobs, who is certainly a more honorable man but one whose positions I must nonetheless contest. His phrasing in his broadcast is somewhat peculiar, I would say. He claims that the Labour Party is a "party of intellectuals," not of working people. Anyone who believes this is not very familiar with the vast majority of Labour MPs. Mr Jacobs may not have been "born and raised under dark industrial chimneys," but I was, I can tell you that much. Throughout the party's rank and file are dedicated and committed working people, many with difficult jobs of their own, who care passionately about the labor movement and socialist democracy. If Jacobs cannot see that, it is because he is not looking close enough, or perhaps willfully turning a blind eye. He claims that the Conservatives stand for equality of opportunity, but we know the truth - that what the Tories really stand for is the equality of opportunity for the rich to grow ever richer. He seeks to deny the common man a living wage, seeks to take away what assistance the government provides, all in the name of a "level playing field" - a field that does not exist, as the crushing weight of the capitalists and gentry cause it to teeter towards them.

So, then, what is it that Jacobs and Cochrane have in common? They dismiss, and even resent, the ability of the worker to vote for policies in his own interest. They think that all they need do is to shout the words "low taxes" to the heavens and the British people will be fooled. I think we are far more intelligent than Mr Cochrane or Mr Jacobs give us credit for - unsurprising, given their blatant anti-intellectualism, another thread they share in common. Remember, these are the people who wish to deny us a living wage. These are the people who fought tooth and nail against the National Health Service. These are the people who would sacrifice every resource the working man depends upon to get through life in the name of handing ever greater growth to the upper classes while letting the man in the street starve. This is how they are alike, indeed two sides of the same coin.