"Mr. Speaker,
One of the issues that has received little attention as yet in Parliamentary debate has been our archaic and arbitrary system of soft censorship of publications. We, of course, live in a free society where people can speak their minds in whatever way they wish - except, you see, when they can not. We still, like a cabal of frazzled schoolmarms, come down with the proverbial ruler upon the hands of those who dare utter profanities or discuss mature themes. I certainly have no love lost for such works, but it is not a choice that is mine to make if others can read, watch or otherwise consume them as they choose. That is not the hallmark of a free society. I know that there are those among us who will cry "Think of the children!" in reaction. Fine, I say to them, I shall. When my daughter was fourteen and I told her she could not attend a friend's birthday party in lieu of doing her English homework, she responded with a four-letter word beginning with the sixth letter of the English alphabet. I know not where she learned it from, but one might reasonably assume it was an outside source. Did that fill me with undue rage at the filth contaminating our society? Certainly not - I acted like a responsible adult and explained to her that using that word was inappropriate. And she, with all due respect, has turned out quite fine. I know that the Opposition loves to patronize the common man and imagine him a simpleton incapable of understanding more than two-syllable words, but I, for one, believe in the ability of the British people to make rational decisions for themselves. And thus I would like to present the Free Speech Act of 1967:
((Reform Publishing from Censored to Unregulated. Not sure what that "firewall" option is there for and how you access it without the internet...
EDIT: Added "performed" to ensure the theatre is included))
One of the issues that has received little attention as yet in Parliamentary debate has been our archaic and arbitrary system of soft censorship of publications. We, of course, live in a free society where people can speak their minds in whatever way they wish - except, you see, when they can not. We still, like a cabal of frazzled schoolmarms, come down with the proverbial ruler upon the hands of those who dare utter profanities or discuss mature themes. I certainly have no love lost for such works, but it is not a choice that is mine to make if others can read, watch or otherwise consume them as they choose. That is not the hallmark of a free society. I know that there are those among us who will cry "Think of the children!" in reaction. Fine, I say to them, I shall. When my daughter was fourteen and I told her she could not attend a friend's birthday party in lieu of doing her English homework, she responded with a four-letter word beginning with the sixth letter of the English alphabet. I know not where she learned it from, but one might reasonably assume it was an outside source. Did that fill me with undue rage at the filth contaminating our society? Certainly not - I acted like a responsible adult and explained to her that using that word was inappropriate. And she, with all due respect, has turned out quite fine. I know that the Opposition loves to patronize the common man and imagine him a simpleton incapable of understanding more than two-syllable words, but I, for one, believe in the ability of the British people to make rational decisions for themselves. And thus I would like to present the Free Speech Act of 1967:
Free Speech Act of 1967
1) The Government shall make no law requiring censorship of published, performed or broadcast works for any reason, including profanity, drug references or pornography.
2) The Government shall not promote self-censorship of published, performed or broadcast works by penalizing in other ways their writers or distributors for the content of their works.
3) These provisions shall not apply to materials previously and explicitly declared illegal by the government, including child pornography and incitement to racial hatred.
((Reform Publishing from Censored to Unregulated. Not sure what that "firewall" option is there for and how you access it without the internet...
EDIT: Added "performed" to ensure the theatre is included))
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