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Cambridge. November 1966.

After a busy day of campaigning, Parris Marr and a few constituency workers are enjoying a performance of Hamlet at the ADC theatre. During the interval, a researcher tells Marr about the Christian Democratic Fellowship's ‘convention’ in London.

‘Ted Jacobs doesn't really suffer these people, does he? They're more flagrant than the bloody eff-bee-see!’

The researcher, only ten years old during the days of ‘the bloody eff-bee-see’ laughs politely before going to collect the ice-cream.
 
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"Ted?"

"Yes, Margaret?"

"Do you ever get the feeling people are listening in on us?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, whenever we have private conversations and someone says something particularly cutting or intentionally witty, I get the feeling the whole country can hear it somehow, but for some reason they aren't allowed to mention it."

"Don't be absurd, Margaret."
 
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((I'd like Manifesto's in by Wednesday evening. Voting will start then and end on Friday, as usual.))
 
((I'd like Manifesto's in by Wednesday evening. Voting will start then and end on Friday, as usual.))
((A rather unrelated yet highly important question. Did England still win the World Cup in 1966?))
 
((A rather unrelated yet highly important question. Did England still win the World Cup in 1966?))

((They better have done.))
 
((For all I care, British teams haven't been accepted back into FIFA after their 1920 withdrawal. :p))
 
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Cambridge. November 1966.

Parris Marr &co. have just come out of Hamlet. It was excellent.

‘… Better or worse than our trip to Wembley in July?’ asks one aide.

‘Come on, Catherine. Shakespeare's good, but even he couldn't have written Geoff Hurst!’ answers another, dubiously.

‘England has the best football and the best theatre. Now it's just official.’ says another, thinking himself terribly witty but not daring to say.

Marr smiles and says nothing.
((Argument solved. :p))
 
Political event – Ballyclare (Northern Ireland)

Reader’s Park


The electoral campaign was moving on, engulfing all free time, energy and every bit of spit one could have. Never before had Lochlan criss-crossed his beloved Northern Ireland as much. To everyday its many stops, speeches, events, and in between, long car rides, political discussion and reading newspapers. Never one to be tired, he kept on going, fighting on behalf of his fellow Ulster Unionists as well as for his own seat, South Antrim.

The car pulled in the long oak alleyway leading to Reader’s Park in Ballyclare. Almost jumping off, the politician sprang in action, chatting with various groupings before aiming for the impromptu podium for a little political speech.

“This election is fundamental for Britain. On one side, you have a responsible government, who believes in the Briton people, gives them back their hard-won money and keeps the economy growing. On the other side, you have a Labour Party so tainted red that the Communists have judged necessary to try to escape their embrace because they are losing their lunch right now!”

Much clapping in the crowd.

“Now, this Alastair Monaghan, he’s a cute hoor. He knows that his communist ideas are too bloodydamn radical for Britain. So he cloaks them in softer, more university-ladden terms. But let us not be fooled by this non-sense. If we would trust our economy to them, they would make a complete haymes of it, banjaxing it in a few months.”

Spontaneous laughter and cheers interrupts him for a moment.

“Now, my fellow friends, I tell you, one the one side, you have a government who gave you back your taxes. Yikes, they went down to 18%! Almost cut in half! On the other side, you have the Labour Party. And it’s the Labour party, because under their rule, it would be labour, labour, labour and no gain for the working man. This collectivization of theirs, it’s no liberation of the workers. It is a vile schemed aimed at wrecking our prosperity. It’s time to say no to these oxfordites and send to Westminster the good folks that really care about you, about your family and about the economy of our fair land. On Election day, send Ulster Unionists to Westminster!”
 
Jesus Green, Cambridge. November 1966.


‘… who can tell me what the single biggest injustice about this election is?’

‘That it means we have to stand out here in winter?’

‘No, but close.’

‘That it delays the revolution?’

‘No – but that's excellent. Are you a Communist, by any chance? … I was once, too. Probably at the very same club, in fact. Don't worry, it'll pass. – Now, who else?’

‘That I can't vote?’

‘Yes! Who said that? … Yes, exactly. The single biggest injustice about this election is that we are stuck with the absurdity of a franchise that doesn't recognise our eighteen-year-olds, nineteen-year-olds and twenty-year-olds as responsible, considerate members of society. This Conservative government, of course, has no interest in rectifying this – nothing to do with the political sympathies of young people at all, I'm sure. This Conservative government stands for the old idea that ‘the man in Whitehall knows best’ —and not only that, actually, but another idea, too: ‘the grown-ups know best’.

‘How do you feel about this? How do you feel about the fact that you can pay tax to a government, you can give your life for a government, but you cannot vote it out of power? Remember that old cry: ‘no taxation without representation’? I can only assume that's why Mr. Thornbloom has been so keen to cut away at taxes: he's finally heard his guilty conscience.

‘Speaking of Mr. Thornbloom, maybe someone here can help me: does anyone know what is going on with this Christian Democratic Fellowship business? Is the Conservative Party two parties these days? Maybe it's a sort of ‘buy one, get one free’ offer? You vote for one thing and get another with it that you don't really but are too polite to anything. Oh well; the mystery deepens, I suppose.

‘Anyway, social reform: the Labour Party believes that the problems facing Britain today require different solutions to those we faced ten, twenty, thirty years ago. This means a radical series of reforms, yes – but don't be scared of that word, ‘radical'. It just means we get to the root of a problem and deal with it straight away, unlike the Conservative Party – too worried about getting their hands dirty to do anything other than gently prune at its leaves and hope people stop noticing it. This includes everything from policing – where Conservative attempts at reform have done nothing to address deeper problems of underinvestment, understaffing and inefficiency – to education, which the Tories haven't touched, despite dire problems with underqualification, and yes: understaffing and underfunding.

‘The Tories' race to the bottom as far as a small state is concerned is admirable. They've got history on their side, after all: free trade and small government were this country's bread and butter from about 1840 to 1914. But that is precisely the problem: the Conservative government has been trying to cure modern ills with Victorian medicine.

‘So, for those of you who can vote …’
 
Excerpt from a speech in Brixton
Fellows Britains! As you can see the capitalstic parties are trying to convince you that sacrife your rights and dignity for their money is good! But you know what? We won't let that happened! We are the future of this beautiful country and we can't let him sink like the Titanic with the Tory and Labours as the iceberg!
We, the Alliance for a Socialist Britain, will remove the line between classes, we will reduce the extremly high taxation of the poor people, we won't let the U.S. to dictate our agenda! Britain to the british people and our government will be the first People's Government of the U.K.!
Your hope will become your future with the AfSB!
 
Labour '66: A Just Society

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Political Position: Left-wing
Ideologies: Democratic Socialism, Liberal Socialism, Social Democracy
Leader: Alistair Monaghan

The Labour Party is the youthful juvenile of the major parties – a remarkable creation that emerged from the declining fortunes of the Liberal Party. It is the political representative of workers, trade unions, the urban classes and the rural poor, as well as a broad movement of left-wing ideological currents. Under the leadership of Alistair Monaghan, the Labour Party is firmly committed to democratic socialism, anchored by commitments to economic and social justice for the working class and, indeed, all Britons. Labour looks upon the upcoming election as an opportunity to bring profound economic and social reform to Britain.


Preamble

It is decision time for Britain. Do we want to continue with the Conservative experiment, which has thrown out common sense, social democratic policies in favour of its selfish faith in the free market? Or do we want a return to a Labour government, acting on behalf of all British people?

At home and abroad, the Conservative government is paralysed by a lack of dynamism. We have seen this domestically both in its disastrous inability to work with the unions and in its confused economic policies, as well as abroad in its decision to buy Britain's way into Europe and its harmful misadventures in Africa. Only Labour has the ideas and the ability to face the challenges of our changing world.

We know that Labour government works. The last Labour government brought Britain into the modern world, both by crafting a humane society at home and by reshaping our role as a global power abroad. Labour believes in Britain as a force for good in the world and as an example to all nations in pursuit of democracy of their own. We reject the negativity of the Conservative government, dangerously inactive both in foreign and domestic spheres.

This manifesto presents the Labour vision of a Britain fair for all. Labour stands not just for the privileged few, but for every British citizen. Confident in our ability to bring meaningful change and government to Britain, we stand on the following platform asking for a mandate.


Economic and Labour Policy

Labour recognizes the need for drastic reform in the way relations are conducted between businesses and their employees, and thus promotes policies to ensure economic prosperity without sacrificing economic justice. Labour does not believe it just to accept a society where those with more wealth and power can use institutional means to lord it over those with less. Thus, Labour believes in an egalitarian and democratic distribution of wealth, as provided for by tax policy, social policy and corporate ownership policy. Labour will strive to further increase the protections working people have available to them as well as increasing their power to utilize those protections in practice.

Labour recognizes the following as intrinsic rights of the working people: regulation of the hours of work, including the establishment of a maximum working day and week; the regulation of the labour supply; the prevention of unemployment; the provision of an adequate living wage; the protection of the worker against sickness, disease and injury arising out of their employment; the protection of children, young persons and women; provision for old age and injury; and recognition of the principle of equal remuneration for work of equal value, as well as the principle of freedom of association, organisation and articulation of grievances.

Labour recognizes the critical importance of the labour movement, as represented in worker's unions, in the fight for economic justice. Under a Labour government, the rights of the worker to organize and negotiate with management shall not be abridged. Labour shall expand the current legal protections written in the Industrial Code of Conduct to grant unions more of a fair say in disputes with managers.

Labour believes that, to redress inherent inequalities in management-labour relations, workers should own a portion of the places where they work. To facilitate this, businesses will be required to compensate their workers in part with shares of the companies in which they work, to both facilitate sharing of profits, more equitable management decisions and increase productivity. Workers with a stake in corporate governance will produce better results, both financially and morally.

Labour shall integrate the conventions of the International Labour Organisation into statutory law, so as to constitutionally enshrine workers’ rights to associate and articulate their concerns, to fair and equal pay, labour inspection and standards, and the abolition of indentured labour and discrimination on the basis of race, creed or sex.

Labour shall work to reinstate the Capital Gains Tax to its former levels under the Bennett and Leighton ministries.

Labour shall invest heavily in infrastructure, public transport and communications.

Labour shall work to reverse the Conservative depletion of social housing by rapidly constructing new complexes of government-funded social housing to help eradicate the specter of homelessness in Britain.

Labour shall increase welfare benefits, including pensions for the elderly and unemployed, to ensure security of livelihood for all.


Social Policy

Labour have always fought against injustices in British society. In government we will work towards creating a fairer, more humane Britain. Great advances were made under Arthur Bennett in abolishing the shameful laws by which homosexuals were persecuted. Labour will continue in this spirit to ensure personal freedom for all.

Labour will first and foremost implement legislation to end racialist, sexist and other discriminatory practices in the workplace, recognising the right of all people to live in Britain in dignity, free from the fear of abuse.

We will work also to ensure that the shameful gap between the payment of men and the payment of women is closed, giving women more freedom and independence to work.

We recognise also the contributions to this country made by its youth, both economically and otherwise, and so will reform the franchise to give all British citizens above the age of 18 the vote. This is part of Labour's wider commitment to reforming the most undemocratic practices that survive in our political system.

To this end, Labour will also streamline government and the civil service to ensure greater efficiency and better government. All members of parliament, employees of the civil service and employees of the government will also be obliged to disclose and register all financial interests so as to bring greater transparency to your government.

Labour will work towards a new deal for the school leaver, recognising that too many of our young people are leaving school at 15 unqualified and unable to work. The minimum school leaving age will be raised to 16 and a review of the education system will be conducted to ensure our children are receiving the highest standard of teaching possible. By the 1970s we hope it will be normal, not exceptional, for all young people to be in some form of education until the age of 18.

To bring learning opportunities to all, Labour will also establish an Open University, bringing top-class courses and teaching to everyone by television, radio and community facilities.

Labour will also take action to implement the findings of the Robbins report and expand the university system so that more people than ever can take advantage of higher education.

We recognise the need to keep our streets safe at a time of rising crime rates and falling police numbers. Far from addressing this urgent problem, the Conservative government has passed piecemeal legislation that makes changes without addressing the core problems of low numbers and poor equipment.

Labour believes there is an urgent need for police reform and will act immediately to stop the drop in numbers of policemen and women patrolling our streets. Then we will review the police force to create a modern and efficient system, with fewer, larger forces around the country using the most scientifically advanced equipment available. We believe that the focus should be on fighting crime, not inefficiency.

More widely, Labour will act to abolish the outrageous use of all forms of corporal and capital punishment that survive in our society. We will also engage in a review of the prison system, especially for juvenile offenders. A Labour government will work tirelessly to bring our judicial system into the modern world.

Labour also recognises the need to support Britain's proud artistic tradition and will increase funding to the Arts Council. We will also abolish the archaic practice of theatre censorship that survives, freeing the stage for the first time. Similarly, following the verdict in R vs Penguin Books Ltd we will implement legislation ensuring that works of artistic merit may be published free from the threat of the censors.


Foreign Policy

Labour remains committed in keeping the United Kingdom as a positive influence in the world. We are committed to a military that is worth its cost. We will work with the United Nations, the European community, NATO, and the United States in preserving international peace. We also remain committed to a strong Commonwealth. Above all, Labour is committed to solving global problems with peaceful solutions.

Labour is committed to a military that is efficient. We will cut unnecessary defense spending. We do this as we understand that the military, unlike when Britain controlled a quarter of the globe, is no longer the most powerful tool the nation has to solve problems. Far more important is our economy, our diplomatic connections and our relationship with the UN and other such organisations working for peace.

Labour remains committed to the United Nations, and to our allies. A stronger United Nations will help solve international issues, and give all nations a voice on the world stage. We will also continue to work with our friends in the United States, and with our other NATO allies in Europe, to ensure global stability and European peace. The world can only be safe as long as the NATO nations work together as equal partners for peace.

Labour is committed to a strong Commonwealth. A strong Commonwealth is vital for international peace as an example of how friendly nations can work together for security and prosperity. Furthermore, a strong Commonwealth allows valuable trade and the freedom of travel that is vital to a growing British economy. Labour will not neglect the Commonwealth as the Conservatives have whilst in power, and will support it in all possible ways.

Above all, Labour is committed to solving global issues peacefully using the diplomatic and economic power of the United Kingdom. This is not a ‘pie in the sky’ dream. Spain was saved from communist tyranny after a successful, peaceful British-led intervention. Labour has proven that it can solve great issues peacefully, and we will continue to do this.
 
From historicalmanifestos.co.uk, accessed July 12th 2004.


Labour Party (UK)

1966: “Forward With Labour”

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Communist Party of Great Britain

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Political Position
: Far-left
Ideology: Communism, Stalinism
Leader: Jarlath Connor

The CPGB is Britain's premier Marxist party, flaunting the successes of continental Marxist resistance groups and the Soviet Union as vindicators of communist merit. While the British party still seeks to attain the powerful position of their continental allies, it's roots in the Labour Movement ensures that it has a strong base in the Imperial proletariat. Specific for it is the will to associate parliamentary struggle with the fight for the cause of the workers. The CPBG is a Stalinophile party with robust ties to the Soviet Union and other socialist republics that are a part of the Warsaw Pact. The party's program is based upon the British Road to Socialism and with that as a base, the leftist popular front with other progressive parties to expand social reforms in the increasingly class-divided nation was created under the name of Alliance for a Socialist Britain.

Foreign Policy
Unlike the Conservative Party and Labour Party, the CPBG is completely opposed to agreements with the United States, which is an imperialist enemy of Britain. Rather than increasing tension across the world, the party heartily endorses increased ties with the Soviet Union. The Communist Party is committed to support Communist groups across the world, such as the one that led Spain, China or the one of Cuba. As a defender of demilitarization and pacifism, it was one of the main forces behind the manifestations against the Spanish blockade and protests against the government policies. The party is staunchly opposed to the British involvement in the ECSC, NATO and defends a British independence from foreign capitalism rather than subjugation to Washington.

Imperial Policy

Perceiving the imperial persistence as equitable to Fascism or Nazism, the Communist Party is the most acerbic in its anti-imperialist rhetoric. The party demands total withdrawal from the subjected regions, and wishes to see Britain establish democratic nations in their former colonies. In opposition to the colonial attitude towards Scotland and Wales, the CPBG is in favour of devolution for both Scotland and Wales.

Domestic Policy
The Communist Party is in favour of a Popular Front of progressive forces to spur socialist nationalization of the industries, the implementation of vast social networks, and the creation of a planned economy. The party recognises that there are deep differences in Britain between the rich and poor, between the privileges accorded as of right to birth and wealth and the limitations of the lives of those who produce the wealth. The CPBG aims to remove these limitations from the lives of the majority, to use the political freedoms which have been won in the past and shall be won in the future to achieve social and industrial freedom, to break down the current class structure. To build a society in which all are able to live a full life, free of class distinctions and divisions which condition development along prescribed lines.
 
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British Political Position: Centre-left
Ideology: Scottish nationalism, Civic nationalism, Regionalism, Social democracy
Leader: Arthur Donaldson

Formed from the merger of the National Scottish Party and the Scottish Party, the Scottish National Party is one of the main parties in Scotland campaigning for Scottish nationalism and ultimately independence of our region. Founders of the SNP, while united in the principle self-determination, argued over the better course and strategic means for the party. For most of it's time since the foundation, the SNP remained a centrist, catch-all Scottish nationalist movement, being neither left nor right but Scottish first. However since the early Sixties, the SNP began to move toward a more social democratic stance on many issues as the party began to grow in urban, industrial Scotland. Since 1964, the SNP has become a recognizable alternate to the Westminster parties and looks forward to spread their message of a more free Scotland.

Foreign and Colonial Policy:

The SNP calls for an end to the backwards ideals of imperialism and colonialism and instead wishes to build a stronger relation with Europe and members of our Commonwealth. Our party knows that every pound that goes to support imperialist system is a pound that comes out of our schools, NHS, and welfare system. With our principle of self-determination, the SNP supports the full, and quick independence of nations under the British Empire in order to reduce the burden and cost of colonialism on our taxpayers, and mort importantly to create a more free and democratic world to live. As a party committed to supporting Scotland's men, women, and children, we must tell Westminster to stop supporting a dying empire and start focusing on supporting the good people of this island.

Economic and Industrial Policy:

The SNP is entirely committed to creating a wealthier, more successful Scotland to benefit our people. Under the SNP we promise to Scots a living wage for our workers, full employment, investments to improve and modernize our national infrastructure, and a more equal environment for people to succeed in. We support the economic sovereignty and our nation and with the national economy being pulled down by Westminster, we believe that a Scottish economy untethered to England's will shield itself from the economic hardships seen from the UK government and also protect our programs from harsh budget cuts needed to scoop the UK out of it's deficit and instead create the economic growth that Scotland needs.

Social Policies:

The SNP supports the creation of a social democracy in Scotland and are supportive of progressive policies to push our nation forward. We wish to see a Fair and Equal Scotland, both economically and socially, to promote a better community for all. The SNP pledges to stand for the working class, minorities, and the discriminated to challenge head on the problems of both social and economic inequality. In a SNP Scotland we hope to build new and better schools, improve and protect social security, and provide good housing and health care to our citizens. With your help we can deliver a system that is tailored to the needs of all the people of Scotland.

Governmental Reform:

We in the SNP are fully committed to government reform in Scotland in order to transform our nation into a more free and democratic nation. Our party supports the devolution of a Scottish parliament with tax levying powers backed by a referendum of the Scottish people. With a devolved parliament, voters will have more say over the laws that effect Scotland, rather than the whole of Great Britain voting on them. A Scottish parliament able to create a Scottish budget would help safeguard social and economic programs from needless budget cuts and maintain the welfare for all of our citizens. The issue of devolution, which remains to be ignored by Labour and the Tories, is an snub to the millions of people whom affixed their signatures on the Scottish Covenant, and we give our total and unwavering commitment to the Scottish cause and those who stand by it. A vote for the Scottish National Party will ensure a greater, stronger voice for Scotland.
 
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John Brown writes an opion piece in the Daily Herald

The communist party just publised their manifesto, and quite frankly it is laughable. They carry their Marxism, association with Marxist terrorist and the Soviet Union as badges of honour, and this just the first sentence! They boast about their “robust ties” to the Soviet Union when in fact they are the British wing of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

On Foreign Policy they want nothing less than Britain joining the Warsaw Pact, rejection of ties with the US our “imperialist enemy”. They claim to defend British independence from subjugation to Washington, apparently so that we can be subject to Moscow. They oppose the ECSC, but do not mention the EEC- they are probably opposed. In their normal borderline traitors fashion they claim responsibility for the protests against the Spanish Blockade. In summery the British Union of Fascists for Stalin.

Their (anti) Imperial Policy is similar in sentiment- complete withdrawal from all “subjected regions” (An odd term for colonies) glossing over the fact that this would plunge the “subjected regions” into violence and us into a recession hurting their divinely important proletariat. They are also oppose the “colonial attitude” towards Scotland and Wales and call for their devolution (code for cessation).

Their Domestic polies has not changed since 1848, basically tear down the modern slavery of industrial capitalism and replace it with the sunshine and rainbows of communism.
 
((@EasternBloc and all other of this persuasion. As much as I appreciate the Cultural Imperialism and glorification of god's greatest country the United States of A, the British do very much like their pounds and shillings. So try and not use "dollar."))
 
Britain in 50 Years
published in the British People's Daily (1966)

Little Timothy White wakes up every morning at 6 o'clock. His mother marches into his room upon the first ring of his alarm. And every day she reads to him her manifesto for Timmy's day.

"...Domestic Policy: Timothy shall take out the trash to street corner..." After finishing, Timothy rushes down the stairs and grabs a bowl of cereal. Today he happened to be opening a new box of Frosted Marr-i-oes and what luck! This box happened to have a prize inside - a manifesto! The cereal boxes were known for sometimes having their manifestoes inside. As Timothy downed his Marr-i-oes he speedily went through the manifesto.

However, halfway through his reading Timothy's mother came in. "Timothy put down that manifesto the bus is here. Get a move on!" Timothy crammed the manifesto in his book bag and bolted off to the bus stop.Luckily, the bus was still there and not gone. Timothy got into the bus and plopped down in the first seat. He patiently listened to the bus driver give his manifesto for the ride.

"...Foreign Policy: This bus shall travel from this here corner to..."

Once at school Timothy gathers with his friends. After some good banter they walk to their first class together where they wait for the Principal of the school to deliver his manifesto as well. This is followed by the teacher. Then every student in the class; even the pet turtle delivers a brief manifesto asking for greater autonomy to the water tank.

Timothy's first class is history and today he learns about the history of manifestos and why they've become so commonplace. Apparently, there had been a time where manifestos were reserved a fixed point before a general election. This all changed when one day a man decided to create a party. He decided that the best way to do so was by also presenting his manifesto for the upcoming election. Another man supposedly saw this manifesto and thought it a good idea for his party to also publish their manifesto then. A chain reaction began and by election day every candidate from the Prime Minister to George in Nottingham Northeast by Northwest South had published a manifesto.
 
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