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Kurt, while I am sure that this is amazing, I would appreciate it if you didn't update for another two weeks or so. I would just like to catch up :p





Seriously though. Don't. :D:p

EDIT: K, false alarm, caught up. Just... uh... what!??! I'm pretty pretty confused right now haha
 
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Uuh, where did Hitler learn to speak random speeches?
Peoples State?
True Peoples Socialism. :p

Russians have better tanks, eh eh.
Where is the Blitzkrieg tactic, or has it never been used in action succesfully?
What is the Danubian Federation doing?
 
Manifest destiny is the last thing we need to combine Hitler with. The US may actually sympathise with him then :p

Never. He is a godless heathen Communist.
 
Kurt, while I am sure that this is amazing, I would appreciate it if you didn't update for another two weeks or so. I would just like to catch up :p

Seriously though. Don't. :D:p

EDIT: K, false alarm, caught up. Just... uh... what!??! I'm pretty pretty confused right now haha

I rewrote the update a bit, just in case...

Uuh, where did Hitler learn to speak random speeches?
Peoples State?
True Peoples Socialism. :p

Russians have better tanks, eh eh.
Where is the Blitzkrieg tactic, or has it never been used in action succesfully?
What is the Danubian Federation doing?

Hitler went to the Random Academy of Random Speeches.

And no, Russian tanks are not better than the Panzers. Just faster to produce :D

The Blitzkrieg has been used. The French Syndies, quite dissapointed by loosing WW1 had a bright idea, about using fast tanks. Nonsense!, said the British Syndies. Heavy tanks, for Marx's sake!

And from that point onwards, the story got a bit confused, you know... :D

Manifest destiny is the last thing we need to combine Hitler with. The US may actually sympathise with him then :p

Blame my dark sense of humor for that, I'm afraid.

Never. He is a godless heathen Communist.

Indeed. But, bearing in mind USA's fascination with 2nd rate artists, they might find a point of charm in Adolf. :D
 
So Adolph makes his usual speechness and great little portion with the tanks there XD Very cool .

As for the interlude ... wow . A little bit of light but still so much more darkness . Looking forward to fleshing this out :D
 
Fast tanks are dangerous political enemies... they may be enough fast to encourage new scary ideas about the current tempo of the peoples world revolution. :p
Tanks cannot be faster than the evolution of their ideology they are representing.
Frightening proposal, those fast tanks, enemies of the proletariat...
 
So Adolph makes his usual speechness and great little portion with the tanks there XD Very cool .

I was afraid of that part, as it came after I finished the whole update and had to patch it where I found suitable... But the pics were too good to be forgotten.

As for the interlude ... wow . A little bit of light but still so much more darkness . Looking forward to fleshing this out :D

As Milton once said, “long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light”...

Fast tanks are dangerous political enemies... they may be enough fast to encourage new scary ideas about the current tempo of the peoples world revolution. :p

First Adolf will have his revolution. There will be plenty of time for panzers. :D

Tanks cannot be faster than the evolution of their ideology they are representing.
Frightening proposal, those fast tanks, enemies of the proletariat...

Well, I agree. It would be funny to see Genghis Khan riding a Comet, but... :D

And there is no weapon that the proletariat cannot subdue into the true fight.:D
 
Chapter 8.

Second set - The Failure of a Republic.

Berlin, 22h November, 2003


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-.. those were the final words of the violent speech of Friederich Berchtold, the leader of the National Partei (NP). The far-right leader has, again, attacked with his...

-Rest a bit, darling -said Käthe, with a sigh of tiredness, to the image of "Fritzie" Berchtold displayed on the TV. She was dead tired, after a hard day writting her paper and the last thing she wanted to hear was the vitriolic message of paranoic hatred of die Nationalen, as the followers of Berchtold, their good old "Fritzie", called themselves. It had been worse in July, during the so called "week of Chaos", when the far-right part organized its marchs to protest about Stauffenberg's betrayal that put Germany at the mercy of the winners. Those marchs tended always to end always the same disgusting way: violence, violence and more violence, despite of the fact that "Fritzie" repeated, over and over, that they, die Nationalen, were against violence, although his speechess were, like the last one, in open contradiction with this claim. In fact, "Fritzie" had repeated, too, many times, that he was trying to give a more "intelectual" face to the NP, trying to give a "rational" shape to their message of hatred. However, Käthe doubted that there was no one so simple in Germany to trust him.

So, she sat and began rereading her notes. For a moment she saw herself on the mirror and smiled with a perverse satisfaction in her eyes. If good Duckie could see her now, barely dressed...

She played with impulse of teasing (by the safe distance that the cell phone gave her) poor Duckie a bit. However, that would meant having him barking at her door, asking for mercy, in a few moments... No, she wasn't so bored to do that. Later on, perhaps... but not now.

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On the screen a new add by Agent Provocateur featured Kylie Minogue's lovely bottom in full view.

At the same time, on their respective rooms, that image made Duckie and Käthe to grin widely (1).

Mit Ihrer Hilfe können wir es beweisen (2), said the TV add.

Indeed...

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Interlude​

Surrounded by burning arcs of white energy, the survivors of the last expedition returned to the lab and their time. And, again, with another failure. The fourth one. Amidst the looks of hatred and fury Heinrich Kremmler sat, not shocked, but still surprised by the sheer ferocity of those followers of the Almighty Neiglen, the Lord of Decay, of dissolution, in a word, of All, as all things, no matter how solid and permanent they seem, are liable to physical corruption. Well, they were not quite prone to be talkative and reflexive. The bloody remnants that used to be one of his men proved it.

Kremmler raised, still fighthing to introduce air into his lungs after the mad rush to escape from the rotten (literally) hordes of half-crazed daemons and followers. Well... that’s life, he thought to himself, but Heydrich was not going to be happy. Four expeditions, many millions expended (and a few dead and injured here and there), and all that he had to show was a book that he was not even able to translate. "Good", he thought, "the Reichsfürher is going to be quite happy... sure". Then, looking at the book, some of the gibberish lines jumped at them, and he understood the meaning:

From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of Revenge we bring the name of Jakroler, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of [unreadable word], all praise be given to him.

"Mmmmh... that might be interesting... Jakroler, uh... what else?"

Then another world jumped at him from the page

Gehemehnet.

Gehemehnet...

Where he had read that word before... Closing the book, Kremmler rushed to his archives. Heydrich could wait a bit more, he hoped.

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The cell phone rung. She run from the bath, half covering her body with a towel.

-Yes?

-Käthe, if you had just seen the odd thing I've bought for a few Marks! It's the oddest thing I've seen... it's like a key... but it's not just a normal key, it's...

-Duckie... -she said, sooftly.

-Ermmm. ... yes, Käthe?

-Are you calling me because you've bought a... key? -she kept using the same soft tender intonation, like velvet caressing your hear.

-Yes... actually...

-Do you know what I was doing when you called me?

-Actually, well, I don't know... writting your...

-No, no... -she answered, with a growing perverse smile on her face.

-Watching ... reading... toying... no idea really.

-I was taking a shower, you know.

Then the line went mute and Duckie stared at the cell phone with a curious face. Why she had just... well, never mind. He took another look to the key and then a wondreous idea crossed his mind.

A shower!

Suddenly, the calm of the Berlinese street was broken when a terrible howl of hunger escaped from a tortured soul. Feeling awful, Duckie kept walking home, muttering some words to himself that no one could heard.





(1)If you have in mind the same add that I have in mind, you must be widely grinning, too, right now. If you don’t because you don’t know what I’m talking about, spare me from being burned alive by the Unexpected Inquisition (No one Spanish the Inqui... erm..., no Spanish inquisits the Expecting... no one expects the Inquisited Spanish... well, you know, our chief weapons and all that...) and google under your own responsability to know what I mean.

(2)And with your help, we can prove it.
 
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Oh dear. Backstabbing myths have never been good for Germany. :D
 
:eek: Oh my ... So Heydrich is poking his nose into daemons and not just them daemons of Decay! Oh, my Nurgle combined with Heydrich will get really nasty!!
 
Oh dear. Backstabbing myths have never been good for Germany. :D

Nor for the whole world...

:eek: Oh my ... So Heydrich is poking his nose into daemons and not just them daemons of Decay! Oh, my Nurgle combined with Heydrich will get really nasty!!

Well, actually, Heydrich is trying to get the timepiece back, but Kremmler has some ideas of his own. Don't worry, the charming Heydrich will put order into all this... Let's see what Kremmler has still in store...

What a hammering nightmare this agent provocateur!

Even more hilarious, for a NP leader name, there was, in the XIX century, a 'standing up' Czech botanist named Friedrich Berchtold .

Madness:D .

Amazing coincidence... Well, if the NP goes awry, "Fritzie" may have a future with the "green" party :rofl:.
 
That is one...interesting commercial. :D

And yes, poor Duckie.
With any luck he'll be able to turn Käthe into a bisexual...:p
 
My, this is getting crazier and more interesting with each passing update! :D Nice work, Kurt!

I knew my psychologist wasn't doing a good job...

Kurty...

Yeah, Peti?

You don't visit and psychologist... a fact that says a lot...

Yeah, Peti...

Poor Duckie. German girls are cruel. :rofl:
Btw, I lolled at Reichsfürher. :cool:

Not all of them. Just Käthe.

I wonder if Reinhard would lol some day...

That is one...interesting commercial. :D

Indeed. :D

And yes, poor Duckie.
With any luck he'll be able to turn Käthe into a bisexual...:p

He tries, trust me. He tries.

Ah good to see the shower scene :cool:

Dedicated to Canonized, of course.

Anyways, I did smile big, who doesn't like a lovely bottom? :D

I can't say... Not me. OFF TOPIC. Mrs Minogue has one of the most lovely bottoms of all times, BTW.

BTW, that's the second time that Kylie features in one of my AARs. Amazing...