Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!
TBC proudly presents...
The Life of Brian, and Other Stories
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!
TBC proudly presents...
The Life of Brian, and Other Stories
And lo, the great minds of the past line the path towards the future. Having completed one AAR in four years, it is high time for another novel venture, doomed to fail and flounder, floored by the fragility of time’s flicker.
So…yes, we’re doing some CKIII anthology shit here.
My plan is to take Ireland, a most overlooked and downtrodden tutorial hellscape (in the game) and tell the adventures and calamities that befall it, and the royal family. One genre change per character life. There shall be Shakespearian tragedy. There shall be bawdy britcom escapades. There may even be a modernist, or heaven forbid, post-modernist exploration into the minds behind the curtain, so to speak.
There may also be a musical, at some point.
We begin, as stories often do, just after the beginning. Ireland has recently unified under the strong and grasping hands of Old Ged, the first king of Ireland in many a year. He came from nothing and forged a nation through blood, sweat and a dubious grasp of sanity. Alas, the old king is dead, and with him the best hope for a peaceful future. Now the kingdom’s history turns another spoke on the wheel, and turns towards his many, many children.
This is the story of a Family called Ned.
This is the story of the Kingdom they led.
Tread lightly readers, fun times ahead!
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