What was the best line you heard?
Hawk - "I think I step in some...<pause>... awe shit."
Hawk - "I think I step in some...<pause>... awe shit."
Funny Mechwarrior lines.
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'I feel bad about shooting the little guys.'
- Actual quote, MechWarrior Glitch
Edit: Other things Glitch says:
When using multi-shot:
'You get a headshot and YOU get a headshot!'
'No problem, I've got enough guns for everyone!'
When missing a shot:
'Hey, stand still when I'm attacking you!'
'Hey, stay in the crosshairs!'
When dropping to a water planet:
'Let's get this over with so we can go swimming!'
When dropping to a Polar or Tundra biome:
'You think we'll see bears?'
'Anyone wanna build a snowman?'
When scoring a kill:
'Buh-Bye!'
'Did you see that?! Did you see it?!'
Battlecry when the morale meter in a mission hits(or passes) 50%:
'Come on Mechwarriors... IT'S GO TIME!'
When using jump jets:
'I leap, I soar!'
When firing a weapon:
'Special Delivery!'
'Take this!'
After scoring a crit on target:
'When I shoot you, you'll take it, and like it'
After destroying building (completing mission objective):
'Payday!'
When giving a move order:
'You Betcha!'
'I hear ya'
'Don't need to tell ME twice'
When selecting Glitch:
'What can I do for ya?'
After shooting a vehicle:
'I feel bad about shooting the little guys.'
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I haven't heard it for a while and so can't remember the exact quote, but there's one along the lines of "Week 37 and still none of my lancemates have realised that I'm a labrador."
And she still says this when the vehicle is an 80-ton Demolisher and her mech is a 45-ton Vindicator. Apparently the game's mech scaling applies to Glitch's eyesight too.
And she still says this when the vehicle is an 80-ton Demolisher and her mech is a 45-ton Vindicator. Apparently the game's mech scaling applies to Glitch's eyesight too.
I believe the same pilot also says "I'm your spaniel" when you give him orders.
"And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel. And, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you.
Use me but as your spaniel—spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love—
And yet a place of high respect with me—
Than to be used as you use your dog?"
- Helena, A Midsummer Night's Dream, William Shakespeare, Act 2, Scene 1
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I can't remember the exact line, but I had a pilot that would sometimes comment on wanting a mini skirt and some pom poms.
One of my favorite lines is from the 'English' female voice:
"Have they even started terraforming this place?"
And once I had Glitch do the "You get a head-shot and you get a head-shot" line on multi-shot, and actually head-capped both targets in that turn. I just happened to have her in King Crab with both AC-20s mounted. It was beautiful.
"Have they even started terraforming this place?"
And once I had Glitch do the "You get a head-shot and you get a head-shot" line on multi-shot, and actually head-capped both targets in that turn. I just happened to have her in King Crab with both AC-20s mounted. It was beautiful.
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My Momma can hit harder than that.
Try aiming next time see what you get.
This reminds me of my childhood... I hated my childhood.
Try aiming next time see what you get.
This reminds me of my childhood... I hated my childhood.
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Lots of them say it, but I particularly like Succubus' version of "Haulin' ass" when she sprints.
Another good one is:
"This place reminds me of my childhood...I hated my childhood."
"This place reminds me of my childhood...I hated my childhood."
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“I hear there are aliens buried underneath the ice”
“Give me grace!” - The southern accented female voice when she does no damage.
“Give me grace!” - The southern accented female voice when she does no damage.
It’s the same voice that uses the “spaniel” line. It’s when you hit enough resolve to be inspired. He also says, after destroying a target, “That’s what you get for hanging around with bad people”
There’s one female voice that sounds like upper-midwest USA, very calm and polite, but when she gets a crit she lets out a maniacal laugh. Took me by surprise because it was so different from her usual.
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There was a line that referenced the movie Tremors that I liked. Unfortunately I can not remember how it goes (I haven't heard it in a while). He says it on desert worlds and comments that he can feel an alien creature moving under his feet. I think he actually describes the feeling as tremors.
I like that movie, so when I heard the line, it out a smile on my face.
I like that movie, so when I heard the line, it out a smile on my face.
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"Someone let me borrow their pom pom and skirt 'cause I'm damn excited now!"
"I can feel a tremor, like there is creatures living beneath the surface"
Honnestly, just about every line from that mech warrior are pure gold. (Maybe why I remember them so well, and barely the others)
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Yep, that's it
.The Mechwarrior lines in BT are very reminiscent of the lines in MechCommander. That bit of nostalgia brings a smile to my face. I'm glad HBS added that dialogue.