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That...that...it's so beautiful.
 
Battle of the songs, eh? Puts on Jew hat

[The tune from "Tradition" - Fiddler on the Room]

Za Kaiser, Za Kaiser! Za Kaiser!
Za Kaiser, Za Kaiser! Za Kaiser!

Who, day and night, must keep the troops in line,
Feed a wife and nation, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as master of the empire,
To have the final word at home?

Za Kaiser, Za Kaiser! Tradition!
Za Kaiser, Za Kaiser! Tradition!

Who must know the way to make a proper scheme,
A silent scheme, a Prussian scheme?
Who must raise the family and run the home,
So Kaisers free to kill za Frence ?

Za Kaiserin! Za Kaiserin! Tradition.
Za Kaiserin! Za Kaiserin! Tradition.

At three, I started drilling school. At ten, I learned to shoot.
I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's German.

And who does Kaiserin teach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me to marry whoever Za Kaiser picks?

Za Prinzessin!, Za Prinzessin! Tradition!
Za Kaisers!
Za Prinz's!
Za Kaiserin!
Tradition!

And in the circle of our glorious Germany,

we've always had our special types.

For instance,

Moltke, the General,

. Bismark, the Diplomat.

And, most important of all,

our beloved priest.

Priest, may I ask you a question?

Certainly, Ludwig.

Is there a proper blessing... for the Za Kaiser?

A blessing for Za Kaiser?

Of course.

May God bless and keep the Za Kaiser

forever near us!

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dai dai

Then there are the others in our village. [Reds]

They make a much smaller circle.

We bother them

and so far, they pretty much bother us.


And among ourselves,

we always get along perfectly well.

Of course, there was the time when he sold him a Schnitzel.

He told him it was only rare

when it was really medium .

But now it's all over.

And we all live in simple peace and harmony.

It was really medium.

It was rare!

Tradition

Tradition

Tradition

Tradition

Tradition

Tradition

Dai dai

Dai dai dai

Dai dai dai dum

Traditions, traditions.

Without our Kaiser,

our lives would be as shaky as

As...

As a paper hatted commie!
 
Eh.
Not as catchy.
Could work if Germany was a dictatorship, but it lacked emotion.
Maybe in a pub...:p
 
Eh.
Not as catchy.
Could work if Germany was a dictatorship, but it lacked emotion.
Maybe in a pub...:p

Clearly you know not the tune.
Or else you would have turned Jewish already.
 
That...that...it's so beautiful.

I know right. Let us join under the caring and protecting arms of the DDP, democracy and liberalism.

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Thinl of the future of your children, vote for DDP.

Only DDP will ensure a future of peace and harmony. The others wants oppresson from either a monarch or the dictatorship of the proletariat aka. a small clique of elites.
 
That picture looks slightly creepy. :p Or that's just my dark and twisted mind.
 
That picture looks slightly creepy. :p Or that's just my dark and twisted mind.

Yeah think it is you! :p But in a DDP society that will not be illegal. We value freedom.
 
Typical, Germany is chaffing under the autocracy of the Kaiser-President and the DDP's top priority is to change the flag!

The people need a new party devoted to the real issues, not one devoted entirely to achieving the whims of one person so utterly detached from reality.
 
My god, the liberals are starting their poetry clubs, what have the world come to? When Emperors are not emperors, and liberals are now feminine men (more so now than before..) writing their feelings. This would never have happened under Herr von Bismarck!
 
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My god, the liberals are starting their poetry clubs, what have the world come to? When Emperors are not emperors, and liberals are now feminine men (more so now than before..) writing their feelings. This would never have happened under Herr von Bismarck!

The irony is that most of this so-called "poetry" is coming from the DNVP voters. :D
 
Typical, Germany is chaffing under the autocracy of the Kaiser-President and the DDP's top priority is to change the flag!

The people need a new party devoted to the real issues, not one devoted entirely to achieving the whims of one person so utterly detached from reality.

Uhm I was making suggestions. And you can see that I said that I'm opposed to a monarchy.
 
Uhm I was making suggestions.

Suggestions which bear no relevance to the real people and their real needs. :)

And you can see that I said that I'm opposed to a monarchy.

So in favour of the autocratic Kaiser-President Hindenburg, are we? :p
 
Suggestions which bear no relevance to the real people and their real needs. :)



So in favour of the autocratic Kaiser-President Hindenburg, are we? :p

I was making them OOT thought they looked cool..

And I have said that I dont like the autocratic president and is both against him and a monarch. And you talk about attacking other parties, right after the summary of the last period I said i wouldnt mind cooperatingmwith the other republican parties, but after that you've done nothing but attacking DDP :p Just like in the other elections.
 
I'm in favor of a constitutional change to limit and put clear constraints on the powers of the president. Then I would have little problem with office-chair-warmer Hindenburg.

I agree.

The problem with a Hohenzollern monarch is that they are power hungry and want annautocratic state. And even if we vastly reduce their powers, they still have vast influence of many in the parliament and the people, and could easeli misuse that to consilidate power. Watch out or our state will become like Italy.
 
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Or we could abolish the office of the president and start decentralizing power! ;)

Less autocracy, more democracy!

Yeah or that. I quite can't see the function of the President other than toppling democratically electedmgovernments and barring the parliament. We already have a parliament which is the legaslative power and a chancellor and his cabinet which are a executive one. We don't need a second executive power!

It is the high court who are supposed to control the government and parliament, it is they who are supposed to deem laws unconstitunial not a President. He's just a replacement of the Monarch.