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An English World Conquest Attempt
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They say that the sun never sets on the British Empire, and that holds true to this very day. But what if they knew what history had in store ahead of time? What if their empire was commanded with the nation's health in mind, not just that of a given king or queen? What if their generals could go online and figure out how to win the Hundred Years War?
If they could, it's probably look something like this:
Table of Contents
Gentlemen, Start Your Englands (1444-1454)
The Iberian Massacre (1454-1465)
Fortune Favors the Bold (1466-1474)
West Coast Wrap-Up (1474-1493)
War and Peace Enforcement (1493-1507)
The Great Siberian Cockblock(1507-1513)
Probing For Weakness (1513-1528)
Great Conquests and Terrible Leaders (1528-1546)
Taming the Savages (1546-1559)
Out With the Old Kings, In With the New (1559-1568)
Spreading Civilization (1568-1585)
What Natives? (1585-1607)
The Bloody Dutch (1607-1634)
The Cheese Reveal (1634-1650)
What Regency? (1650-1662)
Stomp (1662-1679)
Fall of the Ming (1679-1692)
Who Says Feeding's Dead? (1692-1718)
Horde-tastic (1718-1735)
I Found a Bug (1735-1750)
The Calm Before the Storm (1750-1778)
Endgame Mega-update (1778-1810)
Final Thoughts
Thanks so much to everyone for your support! I couldn't have conquered the world without your help!
An English World Conquest Attempt
Brought to you by MSPaint
They say that the sun never sets on the British Empire, and that holds true to this very day. But what if they knew what history had in store ahead of time? What if their empire was commanded with the nation's health in mind, not just that of a given king or queen? What if their generals could go online and figure out how to win the Hundred Years War?
If they could, it's probably look something like this:
Table of Contents
Gentlemen, Start Your Englands (1444-1454)
The Iberian Massacre (1454-1465)
Fortune Favors the Bold (1466-1474)
West Coast Wrap-Up (1474-1493)
War and Peace Enforcement (1493-1507)
The Great Siberian Cockblock(1507-1513)
Probing For Weakness (1513-1528)
Great Conquests and Terrible Leaders (1528-1546)
Taming the Savages (1546-1559)
Out With the Old Kings, In With the New (1559-1568)
Spreading Civilization (1568-1585)
What Natives? (1585-1607)
The Bloody Dutch (1607-1634)
The Cheese Reveal (1634-1650)
What Regency? (1650-1662)
Stomp (1662-1679)
Fall of the Ming (1679-1692)
Who Says Feeding's Dead? (1692-1718)
Horde-tastic (1718-1735)
I Found a Bug (1735-1750)
The Calm Before the Storm (1750-1778)
Endgame Mega-update (1778-1810)
Final Thoughts
Thanks so much to everyone for your support! I couldn't have conquered the world without your help!
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