In which Bogota joins the realm
Dramatis Personae:
Harry, who has had to become a Management Consultant now Gabi has lost their savings
Gabi, who is both rubbish with the finances and is finding the modern world a bit confusing
Rafe, who is, as usual, just confused
Astarte, a frustrated Empress, left unsatisfied, by
Michael, an Archangel whose reputation has been sullied
Two Generals who forgot to watch out for the Crocodiles
Our Nameless IT person, who is still reading the emails
Scene 1: A coffee bar in New York
Our IT person is still reading. Some of the emails are a bit salacious, so salacious he spills his caffeine free extra milky late (made with Columbian coffee beans).
Scene 2: The Government offices in Caracas
"Ah Senor Harold, so glad you could join our little discussion"
"Ah its nothing"
At which the finance minister is heard to mutter
"well its not costing nothing"
"... in any case, Senor Harold ... you see the question of Columbia has come up again ... what do you advise"
"Well as we used to say, once you've started you may as well finish ... and look everyone else is rather busy at the moment"
"I protest"
"Yes General Alfaro?"
"If we do this, we cannot make any further moves for 8 years"
Scene 3: The Graveyard
The two gravediggers are digging another small grave
"Have to say, things are easier these days"
"yep, these crocodile attacks, certainly make it easier to bury whats left"
Harry and General Falcon approach
"You see the way our nation treats its fallen heros"
Scene 4: The Bar
Harry is arguing with Gabi
"Look I have no choice, after you lost all our investments, we need the money ... anyway, I have a feeling that Management Consultancy is going to be a big thing in the near future"
"But the war"
"Well it mostly went well ...
"ok, this was unfortunate ... but it was his own fault"
The foreign minister, Senor Alfons de Alphonso wanders in
"Ah Senor Harold ... again your contribution to our nation's wellbeing is appreciated ... your coffee brings us allies ....
... and tells those treacherous rogues in Ecuador just what we think of them"
Gabi retires to check his emails
Scene 5: The Cabinet office
"So we have to give in?"
"He is very persuasive ... I understand he has more pictures"
"Oh ok"
Harry, who has had to become a Management Consultant now Gabi has lost their savings
Gabi, who is both rubbish with the finances and is finding the modern world a bit confusing
Rafe, who is, as usual, just confused
Astarte, a frustrated Empress, left unsatisfied, by
Michael, an Archangel whose reputation has been sullied
Two Generals who forgot to watch out for the Crocodiles
Our Nameless IT person, who is still reading the emails
Scene 1: A coffee bar in New York
Our IT person is still reading. Some of the emails are a bit salacious, so salacious he spills his caffeine free extra milky late (made with Columbian coffee beans).
Scene 2: The Government offices in Caracas
"Ah Senor Harold, so glad you could join our little discussion"
"Ah its nothing"
At which the finance minister is heard to mutter
"well its not costing nothing"
"... in any case, Senor Harold ... you see the question of Columbia has come up again ... what do you advise"
"Well as we used to say, once you've started you may as well finish ... and look everyone else is rather busy at the moment"
"I protest"
"Yes General Alfaro?"
"If we do this, we cannot make any further moves for 8 years"
Scene 3: The Graveyard
The two gravediggers are digging another small grave
"Have to say, things are easier these days"
"yep, these crocodile attacks, certainly make it easier to bury whats left"
Harry and General Falcon approach
"You see the way our nation treats its fallen heros"
Scene 4: The Bar
Harry is arguing with Gabi
"Look I have no choice, after you lost all our investments, we need the money ... anyway, I have a feeling that Management Consultancy is going to be a big thing in the near future"
"But the war"
"Well it mostly went well ...
"ok, this was unfortunate ... but it was his own fault"
The foreign minister, Senor Alfons de Alphonso wanders in
"Ah Senor Harold ... again your contribution to our nation's wellbeing is appreciated ... your coffee brings us allies ....
... and tells those treacherous rogues in Ecuador just what we think of them"
Gabi retires to check his emails
Scene 5: The Cabinet office
"So we have to give in?"
"He is very persuasive ... I understand he has more pictures"
"Oh ok"