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PERSONAL LOG, Colonel Joker, 10th Mobile Btn.
Finally arrived on Dravar, the first habitable hellhole outside our own star system. All the reports haven't done this planet justice: it's a dismal place, naturally hostile to life. I bet the bright-eyed first colonists were a bit surprised when their initial habitability estimates turned out to be woefully optimistic. It's cold enough to freeze spit before it hits the ground, if you're dumb enough to venture out of your survival suit. The Tenth has been drilling for months in preparation for our babysitting operation - assigned to guard a bunch of techs and bleeding-heart alien researchers while they examine some centuries-old garbage heap. Huh, if mankind is going to conquer this galaxy, it's going to be at the end of a bayonet, not drooling over some petrified alien turds. But I do as I'm ordered, and who knows what we may find in these alien artefacts if and when we actually crack them open - could be all our maneuvers back on Earth might come in handy after all, if the rumors of ancient killer robot bogeymen prove true. We'll just have to wait and see... Looks like we'll be on this snowball for some time.
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PERSONAL LOG, Colonel Joker, 10th Mobile Btn.
Finally arrived on Dravar, the first habitable hellhole outside our own star system. All the reports haven't done this planet justice: it's a dismal place, naturally hostile to life. I bet the bright-eyed first colonists were a bit surprised when their initial habitability estimates turned out to be woefully optimistic. It's cold enough to freeze spit before it hits the ground, if you're dumb enough to venture out of your survival suit. The Tenth has been drilling for months in preparation for our babysitting operation - assigned to guard a bunch of techs and bleeding-heart alien researchers while they examine some centuries-old garbage heap. Huh, if mankind is going to conquer this galaxy, it's going to be at the end of a bayonet, not drooling over some petrified alien turds. But I do as I'm ordered, and who knows what we may find in these alien artefacts if and when we actually crack them open - could be all our maneuvers back on Earth might come in handy after all, if the rumors of ancient killer robot bogeymen prove true. We'll just have to wait and see... Looks like we'll be on this snowball for some time.
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