This is already so awesome that the future addition of Han Solo and his hairy sidekick will make it go to eleven.
This is already so awesome that the future addition of Han Solo and his hairy sidekick will make it go to eleven.
And yes. I do have that shirt.
ROFL the death star and the tarkin doctrine . PREPOSTEROUS haha
Oh, the thermal exhaust port... right. Perfectly safe. No-one could ever, ever hit that. Too small, too hard to get to, nothing to see here.
'Alexander Bay' sounds like Michael Bay's father, which would make a ship of that name really terrifyingly awful and horrible, so that name works for me.
Oi!
How many people are in this story anyways?
And how will they connect?
HMS Death Star.
Ah, it's better that way. Now he'll be able to build the second one. And as we all know, the second one was better than the first.
So yeah. Always look on the bright side of life.
*Whistles and look at crucified people*
What is in where?:wacko: :rofl:
A open easy goal might still be satisfying.
this reminds me of, a vaguely related, story I once heard of an English journalist who was visiting an isolated French Gendarme post in Guyana. He was leafing through a book of the local fauna and was impressed that so many things were ticked and annotated, so assumed his hosts were keen on wildlife spotting, only to be told that, no, those were the things they'd had to eat (with recipe suggestions for the next group to be posted there).
Lol. A part of me is in my poop but i don't go around naming it.
This is already so awesome that the future addition of Han Solo and his hairy sidekick will make it go to eleven.
And yes. I do have that shirt.
You do know that the RPG nerd that resides in my head is screaming for me to track you down and steal that shirt, right?
Also, while HMS Michael Bay is certainly a terror-inducing, brownstain-causing beast of a ship, it certainly isn't all that destructive? Does it carry with it some extra terrible, extra secret weapon?
Is is amphibious?
I always thought Death star would be a Armored Train or something. This thing can attack only things close to shore of rivers.
It would have been worse if he had actually started torpedoing every ship bringing food to the British Isles.Yup - that sounds about right. Mind you, I heard a story about someone who opened a posh resteraunt in London recently serving "classic British food". Or, more precisely things like tripe, liver, trotters, tongue, and giblets. The owner claimed that he was trying to get in touch with "older, traditional food enjoyed by our grandparents" (or something such like). A journalist was quick to point out that the only reason that our grandparents were forced to "enjoy" such food was because there was a war on, the Germans were torpedoing anything that looked like it was remotely capable of carrying food to the UK and thus the folks there had to eat pretty much every bit of the animal that there was!
*taps side of nose mysteriously*
...I've got Danes to do that for me!
...much like a train could only attack things close to the side of its tracks, eh?
Yeah but it's town destroying mission would have sense now (if we equate towns with planets). Or something.
Why couldn't he open the manacles with something more civilized, like with a key?
Where are the Imperial troops?
Don't have anything smart to say....
Well... Maybe... Nope. I'll just stay quiet then.
And I know who Han Solo will be! He shall be a direct descendant of Francis Drake!
Curious and curiouser.
Excellent update!
What a lousy fountain!
of course, the lack of water in the fountain may also explain the lack of crocodiles?
...and even more uncomfortable in the dress suit that the Free State's government had insisted he wear in his dealings with Brigadier Menzies-Campbell.
Ohh! I missed there was an update. Will read soon.
I'm very glad I caught up with this excellent story. What is going on with so many Scots writing good AARs? A new Scottish enlightenment in AARland?
By the way, I found this little jewel in episode 6... Freudian slip or subliminal campaigning?