Good start here. Take back what is rightfully yours: Normandy, Anjou (Plantagenêt inheritance), Aquitaine (more or less the South Western quarter of modern France). Those arrogant French must be taught not to steal their neighbour's posessions, even if the neighbour is a vassal for those provinces. Just don't hammer too hard to avoid Burgundy swallowing the left overs and becoming a big purple blob...
Until you're ready for it.
For history amateurs lurking there: if Edward the Third had become King of England and France, as there were 22 million French speaking people at the time and roughly 2 million English speaking ones (the English nobility spoke mostly French) the French tail might very well have wagged its English dog (Thank you, Poul Anderson, for the nice phrase) until English disappeared completely, or very nearly so. So Joan of Arc saved the English language and culture when she convinced the French to fight back and kick the English out.
Stupid French nobility and their idiotic idea of chosing Philippe VI de Valois instead of Edouard III. It sure gave us 7 centuries of misery in Europe
Until you're ready for it.
For history amateurs lurking there: if Edward the Third had become King of England and France, as there were 22 million French speaking people at the time and roughly 2 million English speaking ones (the English nobility spoke mostly French) the French tail might very well have wagged its English dog (Thank you, Poul Anderson, for the nice phrase) until English disappeared completely, or very nearly so. So Joan of Arc saved the English language and culture when she convinced the French to fight back and kick the English out.
Stupid French nobility and their idiotic idea of chosing Philippe VI de Valois instead of Edouard III. It sure gave us 7 centuries of misery in Europe