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Fantastic.

Started reading this a week or so ago . . . this is fantastic. My only disappointment is that it is not finished so I don't know how it will end yet! I must say that it's a great fairy tale. For me, the only parts that didn't ring true were the sex scenes. They seemed out of character, unnecessary and weird. So I am fanconning them out. It's a struggle to find even that small quibble, though!

Trempwick is my absolute favorite character. Dark, complicated, clever. The best parts were when he was Eleanor's mentor but not yet her betrothed and his love for her was still hidden, but not to we readers. Amazing. Then Hugh. He struggles so hard to be what he should to the world but is so messed up on the inside. My least favorite might be the titular heroine, but that's just because she causes all the trouble that comes her way.

This could be a Crusader Kings story, yes. . .

* Assassination attempt against Stephan succeeded.
* Eleanor has acquired the trait 'Vengeful'.
* Eleanor has acquired the trait 'Suspicious'.
* We went with Indulge the Impulse in A Pretty Young Wench Catches Your Eye.
* Duke of Cumberland accepted revoking of Duke of Cumberland.
* Count of Cumberland accepted revoking of Count of Cumberland.
* We went with So Be It in A Minor Warrior Wishes to Join Your Court.
* We went with Indulge the Impulse in A Pretty Young Wench Catches Your Eye.
* Torraine declared war on England.
* Torraine accepted out terms.
* William has acquired the trait 'Majorly Wounded'.
* Hugh has acquired the trait 'Bastard'.
* We went with Indulge the Impulse in A Pretty Young Wench Catches Your Eye.
* Chester declared war on England.
* Cumberland declared war on England.
* Gwynedd declared war on England.
* Powys declared war on England.
* We went with Indulge the Impulse in A Pretty Young Wench Catches Your Eye.

Keep it up. How much more 'til it's finished?
 
“You’ll wear a rut in the floor.”

Eleanor fixed her knight with a vicious look without even breaking her stride.

When her circuit of the room took her on past him, Fulk spoke again, “Well, I suppose if you do we’re that bit closer to escape. Keep on pacing, oh gooseberry mine.”

Eleanor growled, “Shut up.” The red fringes of a complete loss of temper threatened – beckoned enough without his aid. “I will make them weep for this,” she vowed, needing to give vent to some of the fury before it overwhelmed her. She couldn’t see how she could keep that promise.

It had all been so damnably neat! She had walked into the noose like a willing sheep to the slaughter. Aside from Fulk and his squire only a handful of sound men were inside the walls, the limited space she had allocated to her wounded. They had waited until she entered this, her ‘guest room’, before declaring their loyalty and swearing allegiance to her and her cause.

Suddenly flinging herself at the door, pounding and screaming her outrage didn’t seem so inappropriate. The impulse was mastered before she did more than clench her fists; Trempwick would have been proud. Trempwick! The bastard!

“Beloved-”

“Be silent! You begin to make me regret all my effort in having you returned to me.” Fulk still had sword and dagger, which had been unexpected, but in hindsight there was no reason for her captors to deprive him of his weapons and break the illusion of her being an honoured guest. He’d stripped off his bloodied armour and given it to Luke to clean, unknowing. As if it mattered - he was outnumbered tens to his one.

Several circuits later Hawise dared to venture, “At least they won’t hurt us.”

“Hurt us?” Eleanor laughed, and didn’t like the sound of it. Her walking grew faster. “What a delightfully benign way to put rape, torture and murder. No, I do not suppose you need to concern yourself about such things. My influence will protect you.”

“You don’t either. Your rank protects you. If they hope to profit-”

“They will have to return me to my dear ‘husband’ in immaculate condition.” It was Trempwick she worried about. He would not be pleased with her, and that was a tidy understatement. The fact he needed her didn’t reassure. He’d always needed her, and above all he needed her to dance consistently to his tune. It would be all she could do to protect Fulk. Perhaps more than she could manage. Probably more than she could manage. He would never be allowed to remain close to her, and once away he could be killed without her ever finding out. Luck had helped her once, luck and the sheer unexpectedness of what she had done. Never again. With him alert, mistrustful, his creatures surrounding her to the exclusion of any who might be loyal to her alone, she would be caged, the crown only another shackle holding her in place.

As she paced her next loop of her prison Eleanor looked hard, searching for anything she might have missed. A circular room at the top of the tower house with a chip taken out for the staircase and door leading to it. Windows looking out in all four major directions, slits so narrow and in walls so thick it would be hard to stick her arm out any further than her elbow, presently closed over with wooden shutters. One bed, one trestle table, one backless chair. That was it. Not even tapestries to decorate the whitewashed walls. It was not a room fit for a queen. Her baggage had been placed in a pile near the bed.

Sir Miles rested in the tiny chapel. May his soul find the peace so lacking in this mundane world. Now she wished she had called him master a time or two, it would have given him some joy and he wouldn’t have known it felt like blasphemy. The dress stained with his blood had been sent to the washerwomen.

The gravity of their situation appeared to have unhinged Hawise’s sensibleness, because she encroached yet again on her mistress’ thoughts. “I wonder if Anne and the others are alright?”

“It would be madness to harm them,” Eleanor replied curtly. “They will be freed when we are safely gone, I expect.” Anne and her maids were in a room on the floor below, the guest quarters where Eleanor had the lord’s own room. Anne, her maids, and the wretch responsible for this trap. There was another debt to pay in blood. New direction applied to her thoughts, Eleanor’s mind hared off like an unruly dog, once again after the spy’s identity, a subject she had exhausted already this evening. Without more to work with her verdict was as final as it could be and an impasse reached: she could not act and would not delay to discover more.

Some time later someone rapped on the door. They did wait until she called for them to enter; Eleanor bid them do so in a passionless voice. The game must be played, as tempting as complete surrender felt. It would be like drowning: supposedly a peaceful way to die, but still death. She drew herself up opposite the door, erect, relaxed, regal. It was something to be grateful for, that she’d had the wits to play queen on finding herself trapped in a room with people bowing and calling her ‘Your Majesty’. Doing otherwise would only have harmed her position.

Two men entered, a pair of page boys trailing at their heels. Her captors, the Lord of Dunning and his landless brother. The gloom on the stairs combined with the narrow doorway to hide the soldiers she knew must be there.

Both men bent knee, the page boys bowed, one balancing his heavily laden tray through the motion with commendable skill, the other having more difficulty with the bowl, towel and ewer.

“Your Majesty,” said the Lord of Dunning. “Forgive our slowness in offering you food.”

Eleanor dismissed this with a wave of a hand. “I arrived late.”

As the page set his tray down on the table the Dunning continued, “I pray you’ll also forgive our plain fare. We hadn’t expected to have opportunity to do you such service.”

“It is forgiven.” Another gesture ordered the men back to their feet. “You may do me a small service.”

The brother bowed. “Anything, your Majesty. Only name it.”

Let me go! “I wish to know when we depart.”

“Your Majesty need not concern herself with such things,” said Dunning smoothly. “We’ll see to all arrangements. You’ll be safely with your husband in no time.”

“So we leave tomorrow morning, then.” In the space she left they gave neither confirmation or denial, not even the small signs which unconsciously betrayed a person’s feelings. “My men had best be given the necessary orders.”

“Already seen to, your Majesty.”

“I see.” Likely, then, that they would leave at the crack of dawn, this façade upheld, her captor’s troops mixed in amongst her own so they could cut the unwary men to pieces effortlessly if she tried to call of them. The border was only a couple of days’ hard riding away, once across, possibly even before then, more of Trempwick’s supporters would add themselves to her escort. No one even knew she might be in trouble.

Dunning stepped to the table. “If I may, with your Majesty’s permission? We have no taster, so my brother and I will do the duty.”

Eleanor assented with a nod.

The men washed their hands, holding them over the bowl as the page poured water from the elaborate ewer. The boy’s pouring and offering of the towel didn’t quite come up to the standard of elegance Eleanor expected. Rustic lordlings …

Dunning picked up a spoon and held it poised over the dish of herring.

Eleanor plucked up another spoon at random. Sometimes the substance was on the eating implements, not in the food. Sleeping potions were the worst she could expect, and they could destroy whatever chance she had of escape. Her dignity wouldn’t emerge in too healthy a state either. “You will use this spoon.”

“Majesty.”

When Dunning put the original spoon back Eleanor commanded, “Your brother will use that one.” In her first year with Trempwick Eleanor had learned all the simple tricks to fool a person into choosing of their own will the object you wanted them to. The third and final spoon she allocated to the page who had carried the tray. That raised eyebrows. Looking down her nose at the brothers Eleanor said, “Already attempts on me with poison have been made.”

The landless brother bowed his greying head. “We’re your Majesty’s loyal subjects.”

“Then eat. And drink. Be sure you all have some of everything, and use all the utensils.”

The contents of the tray proved harmless. Eleanor made the trio stand about for a good length of time, just to be sure.

When she washed her hands the idiot page poured too much, and soaked the cuffs of her dress. Eleanor pretended not to notice, all the while thinking that at court he would have been beaten and that might have been no bad thing.

As there was food for all three of them and only the one seat they had to use the bed as a table, and cluster about the tray. The used implements Hawise cleaned on Eleanor’s discarded veil.

Bread, pottage with dried beans in it, salted herring done in some wine based sauce, goopy cheese made even worse by having some chopped herbs mixed in it. By the time she had finished Eleanor’s mood was blacker than ever.






If Eleanor had been sleeping the din would have awakened her. Raised voices outside the tower, closely followed by a cry that had grown too familiar over these last months: a man in agony. The thud was subdued, so quiet she almost missed it. More shouting, now with a different, alarmed quality.

Fulk was at the window, unbolting the shutters, before she could do more than stand. “Nothing this way,” he declared after surveying what small view the slit offered.

Eleanor rushed to the window nearest her.

It was the third window, the one which overlooked the gatehouse, which revealed a poor sight of the source. It was the middle of the night, the moon only a narrow crescent party hidden behind the clouds which obscured the few stars which were out. There was a party outside, wanting to come in. A banner flew over the group, at the thickest cluster of men; it was too dark to make out the design on it. In the midst of that group a shortish figure held a bow, arrow notched, ready to draw.

“Let me repeat what I said. I want to come in.” The voice was boyish, high if not quite as pure as it would have been before it began to break, sloppy in its pronunciation.

One of her captures called back, “Our lord-”

“Fuck him! Your lord’s nothing to me.” The youth brought his bow up, pulling the arrow back to his chin in the same fluid motion. “Open up, or I’ll amuse myself with you.”

A couple of heartbeats the tableau remained frozen. Then the boy loosed. The arrow skimmed past one of the gatehouse guards.

Men ran about, rushing to open the gates.

The boy handed his bow off to an attendant and remounted.

The hairs at the back of Eleanor’s neck rose. She had a suspicion, and she didn’t like it one bit.

Torches were brought. Grooms and stablehands tumbled out from wherever they had been sleeping, groggy with sleep and despairing of where to keep these latest animals. The bannerbearer rode into the puddle of light, the device he bore becoming visible. Black background with a golden serpent.

Eleanor whispered, “Oh Jesù.”

“Prince Malcolm Nefastus,” Fulk said, his tone dead.

Boiling anger washed away the blankness that banner had brought. Eleanor pounded a fist on the stonework. “No! I have not come so far to end in the hands of a pimply little rat!” A second punch left the side of her hand stinging and throbbing. Fulk caught her wrist before she could do it a third time.

“Calm,” he implored. “Now if ever.”

“Calm?” she spat, fighting with all her might to free herself. “Calm? Are you deranged, expecting that?”

“Eleanor-”

“Or mayhap you think I am. Who in their right mind would be calm!?” She would not marry him willingly. If – when, very probably when - he tried to rape her she would fight. She still had her knives and he would not expect it. She would kill him. Then his father would destroy her. If she failed then she would not be a quiet victim, and if he turned it into a forced marriage she would go to her grave decrying it. Except that would make her shame public, and she would be ruined, and she could never bear that. Better to be dead. People would laugh. They would say someone finally tamed her. They would say she deserved it, asked for it. They would say she was a slut. They already said that. Her brother would disown her. She’d kill him. At the first sign of any aggression, she would kill him. Maybe she could flee afterwards. There was nowhere to go.

Fulk caught her chin in his spare hand and forced her to look him in the eye. “I’ll guard you. Boy, prince, or God Himself, it makes no difference, save that boys and princelings are easier to beat. Now, calm. You’ll need your wits.”

“Then you will die.” Maybe if she didn’t fight Fulk would live. She wouldn’t, for his sake. No – he’d die to defend her, no matter what she told him to do. Oh Jesù! Maybe she could get to her men somehow, and then to her army outside. Her followers far outnumbered his. The prince was between her and them.

Hawise said, “Maybe he isn’t so bad. You’re not much like people say.” The damned girl was exhibiting all the composure Eleanor was not. But she was the safest person in the room.

“Anne said he was.”

The maid shrugged and smiled, both tiny little gestures. “Hugh would say the same of you.”

Someone was on the stairs, nearing her room. They were running, the footfalls echoing in the enclosed stone shaft.

Fulk let her go, whirling to stand at her shoulder.

Calm came easily, along with pounding heart and readiness for battle. It was always so when the waiting ended.

The door burst open.

As it turned out prince Malcolm Nefastus did indeed have a slight pimple problem.

The boy skidded to a halt, palms resting on his thighs as he laughed and caught his breath. “They were right,” he exulted. “They were. By God’s shrivelled up and wasted balls!” He straightened, expression flowing into a suspicious frown. “You are who I think?”

“Princess Eleanor of England, yes.” The boy was nearly as tall as her; it was easy to look him squarely instead of lowering her eyes as she should.

“Well, well, bloody well.” Malcolm returned to the door, holding the handle as he issued orders to the guards Eleanor could clearly see. “Tidy up. I want the brothers, unharmed. Find my sister, and treat her nicely. Don’t harm my dear guest’s lot, but don’t let them make a nuisance. And I don’t want to be disturbed.” He slammed the door and moved back towards Eleanor, saying, “I killed a man for you, right above the gates. I shot him, in the dark and with a hunting bow, not a war bow. Got him on my first go, too.” Most boys strutted like cockerels when swelled with pride and boasting, but this one had it to a fine art.

“You must be a fine archer.”

Malcolm grinned. “He fell off the wall.” One fist pounded into his open hand. “Splat!”

Which explained the thud. “How did you know I was here?”

“One of my huntsmen saw that ambush while out tracking a stag for me. He recognised a wretch or two as Dunning’s. If he couldn’t recognise you and my sister from your banners then I’d have to get rid of him for being bloody useless. I only employ the best. So off I set. Didn’t know for sure you’d come here, but we tracked you and found you, and here we are.” The prince’s skinny chest puffed up with pride. “I took this place with just twenty-seven men! A hunting party, and a few soldiers. Even my knights are done up for hunting and not battle.”

“That is most impressive.”

Malcolm raked his fingers through his long hair, realising belatedly that his exertions had mussed up the fiery locks. “I’m not a knight yet, but in a couple of years I will be sixteen and a man, and then I’ll be made knight. I’m going to be the best that ever was. A warrior king. My foes will tremble before me. They do already, else I’d still be outside.” His attention turned to Fulk. “I’ve heard about you. You’re supposed to be really good. My man did nothing but sing your praises from what he’d seen. I want to see myself, some day.”

Fulk bowed. “Thank you, your Highness.”

“So.” Malcolm returned his attention to Eleanor, closing the gap between them by another step. He smoothed his tunic, another casualty of his haste. “Here we are. Me, heir to my kingdom, you with a damned good claim to yours. Two greats in a world of nothings and fools. I’ve heard a lot about you.”

Eleanor’s smile felt stiff. “And I you.” This was leading to a proposal, she would wager her crown on it.

“I could beat your bastard brother. No more than he deserves, either. Bloody half breeds should know their place, like he does.” The prince jerked his head at Fulk.

“Hugh is not a bastard.”

“Fuck that,” said Malcolm. “You’d make a better king than him, and you’re female, so you can’t be a king. It’s in the blood, and he’s not got the blood.”

“I would not wish to be king, or rather queen.”

Malcolm’s eyes narrowed. “No? You lie, and I don’t take kindly to people lying to me.” He exclaimed, “How could you not? God, after all I’ve heard about you! How could you not want it? Them that’s mocked you would never do so again, and them that’s hurt you would shit themselves in fear. You’d rule all, and be ruled by none. Make your own choices. You’d prove yourself once and for all to everyone. You’d never be a victim again; you could have revenge!” The boy’s green eyes blazed with the passion of his words.

“I do not want that.” Part of her did; Eleanor was not fool enough to deny that.

The princeling clearly didn’t believe her. He rested his left hand on the hilt of his long hunting knife and stood with his feet apart, a manly pose which only showed to better advantage how gangly he was, emerging from one growth spurt and needing to put on bulk and muscle to match his new height. “United, England and Scotland would be one of the greatest powers in Christendom.”

As proposals went it was very cautious, like he half expected to be scorned and abused. “It is not possible for me to marry.”

Malcolm’s face flushed as red as his hair, the ends of his mouth dragged down as he took a furious breath. “Marry?” he spat. “I don’t take another man’s leavings. If I wanted a leftover I’d go to a brothel, doubtless I’d find many less used than you, and truer, and more faithful. Probably less diseased too. If I must marry a whore I’ll take a pretty one over a thing like you! You’re bloody ugly as it is, and if rumour’s true you’re so scarred you’d make a hardened man vomit.”

Fulk’s left hand came to rest on the hilt of his sword, an echo of the prince’s own stance. The contrast between them was sharp, man and boy. On Fulk the pose looked natural, easy, and the slightest bit menacing. Where the boy was scrawny Fulk was lean, the boy skinny Fulk toned, the older man broad in the shoulders and narrow in the waist and the boy simply bony.

The prince’s right hand flew to the hilt of his weapon. “You dare? You’re nothing!” He spat on the floor at Eleanor’s feet, and contemptuously told the knight, “You’re less than that – it’s royal, and you’re a bastard nothing, born of some slut peasant and some pointless nothing noble.”

Didn’t the boy take rejection well? Eleanor’s father might be dead, but it seemed the tradition of shouting, threats and unpleasantness on her rejecting a suitor had survived him, passed like a torch from parent to potential groom.

Malcolm took half a step towards Eleanor, sneering, “Oh look, your lover’s angry. Doesn’t like to hear the truth, does he? If you bed with the likes of him then you’ll take anything, even some peasant who stinks of shit. I need true born heirs. I’d have to lock you up to ensure that, even assuming I’d stoop so very, very far as to go where such creatures had been before me. Which I wouldn’t. Most whores are more discerning than you.”

“I have noticed,” Eleanor said, “a certain trend in rejected men. They always impugn my honour and accuse me of base things. Which makes no sense, for if it were true I would not have refused them.” Her voice not quite steady, and not from upset alone. With no outlet for her earlier rage she had buried it, and now it burned brightly once again, fed by new fuel. Her tongue running further away with her was the last thing this volatile situation needed.

The boy was fast; his slap landed before Fulk could do more than begin to move his right hand. Rapidly, even before she had her head back up again, Eleanor ordered Fulk, “No!” He obeyed, if he’d planned to do otherwise than stand there at her side.

“Oh look,” crowed Malcolm. “She orders and the dog obeys.” He poked Fulk in the chest once, hard. When he got no reaction the boy did it again harder still, grinning. “Stupid dog. I’m a prince. Heir to a kingdom. Touch me and you’ll be torn apart while still living. Kill me and you’ll die a traitor’s death. If I so much as say you harmed me then you’ll die. You’ve no family to speak for you, protect you.” With both hands the boy shoved Fulk, making him rock back on his feet. “You’ll get out of my way, keep out of my way, and if you don’t I’ll kill you like the dog you are.”

Abandoning Fulk the princeling turned back to Eleanor, standing with his fists on his hips, feet planted and chest puffed up in yet another attempt to look imposing. “Marry you,” he scoffed. “You’re old! And you’ll make an appalling breeder. I won’t have a wife I have to break either; I want a decently trained one from the start, and you’re known for being bloody wild. Your blood’s tainted anyhow, not so bad as your bastard brother, but still you’re half your mother’s child, and she was an unfaithful slut, as ‘prince’ Hugh proves. Blood runs true. It’s showing in you, and in that sister of yours, the one in Spain. I won’t have my children contaminated. What I want, I take, and I’ll take your bastard brother’s crown, or yours, or whoever else ends up wearing it.” He tapped his breastbone with a finger. “I’ll take it. Not my weak father. As soon as I get my crown, look to yours.” Leering, the boy looked her up and down, chuckling. “You’re not even worth raping. I’d rather have your maid – your plain, miserable, serious looking piece of shit of a maid. She’s better looking and likely more fun. But I can do far better, and so I shall.”

Malcolm spun on his heel and stalked towards the door, hand still on his hunting knife. In the sudden quiet it became possible to hear a commotion outside, a girl’s voice and some men, muffled by the thick stonework and door. It sounded like Anne.

Flinging the door open Malcolm bellowed, “What the fuck is going on?” In a very different voice he said, “Anne? I heard you were back. Good. Back where you belong.” At his guards he snapped, “You’d better not have been bothering her. She’s my sister; an insult to her is an insult to me.”

“They would not let me in,” Anne said in a small voice.

The guard protested, “You ordered it, your Highness. No interruptions, you said.”

“True.” Malcolm caught his sister’s hand; she shied away. Malcolm’s jaw clenched, and he tightened his grip, pulling her into the room. “Well, now we’ll have a nice reunion. And I don’t want that disturbed either. Someone go see if the brothers have been caught; I want a decent report on what’s going on.” Addressing Anne’s trio of maids he nodded at the room. “You lot get inside as well. Can’t leave you wandering about pointlessly, can I now. Not when you’re all clustered together for protection.”

Malcolm booted the door shut. The maids joined Eleanor’s little group standing in the middle of the room, Mariot lingering on the fringes of the group closest to Anne.

He said to Anne, “So you’re back, and free from that foul old man. Best news I’ve heard in ages. You should have had better, far better.”

“He was not!”

“Bedded you as fast as he could, didn’t he? Rushed the match along, from proposal to church as fast as he could.” Malcolm spat on the floor. “Perverted old git. Supposed to wait until you were fourteen, I was told, no matter that you’re already a year past beddable age by law.”

“I loved him.”

Malcolm’s back stiffened, he flung his sister’s hand down. “I loved him,” he parroted, his voice cracking to swing low as he tried to force it to the higher ranges. “Doesn’t take much to win your love, does it? Man beds you once and you’re in love. Did you like it? Did you?”

Anne shrank back, away from him and towards the others. “No. It hurt and was all messy and I hated it. But he was a good man-”

“Except it wasn’t once, was it?” shouted Malcolm. “He was always after you. I heard all about how he couldn’t keep his hands off you. And all dear father could do was fuss about how soon you’d start breeding, Grandmother too. I’ll find you your next husband, and this one will be worthy, a proper good man.”

“William might not be dead.”

“He is, and even if he isn’t I’m not having you going back to him. That’s an end to it; don’t waste my time arguing. You lot are all going back to Perth first thing in the morning, and I’m going back to my hunting, at long bloody last.”

Anne finally reached Eleanor’s side. In a whisper she asked, “You are alright?”

She hadn’t been quiet enough. Malcolm exploded into laughter. “I killed her, can’t you tell? I won’t tell you all the other things I did first, they’d make you sick, dearest sister. Besides, you’ve heard it all before from others, so repeating would bore you. Now, I’d best be off. I’ve a church to burn, and some suckling babes to spit on spears ready to roast for my dinner. They take so long to cook. I’d best throw some innocents on a pyre too; it’s been a whole week since my offering to the Dark Lord.” He swaggered from the room.

Anne said, “I hate him.”






Standing where the boy had driven him, near the open window overlooking the courtyard, Fulk moved to look out when he heard the latest lot of shouting. Malcolm was standing in the pool of torchlight, surrounded by his men. Two others were on their knees before him, hands bound and armed men at their backs. The prince’s voice carried up; the room gradually fell silent as Anne and her women heard it.

“You attacked my father’s guests and my sister,” the boy was saying. “You broke his peace. You dabbled where you should not. You treated with our enemies. You refused to open your gates to me at my first order, and I’ve had no hospitality from you. You dishonoured our house, and our word!” That last he shouted; it rang about the walled complex.

One of the men reached out with his bound hands. The boy kicked them away, making the man cry out.

“I sentence you. I sentence you,” Malcolm repeated, louder. “Death. Nothing else begins to repay.” He held a hand out to the soldier at his right. The man drew his sword and offered it to the prince hilt first.

Malcolm took it in a two-handed grip. He stepped behind the first of the men, raising the blade above his head as the two guards seized the prisoner and forced him to hold still, bent over with his neck thrust out. The blade came down, blood spurted, and the head rolled free; it was all very skilfully done, he’d give the boy that, and credit for doing his own dirty work. The motive likely wasn’t pure, execution giving chance to hurt and kill without condemnation.

The second man took two strokes.

Handing the dripping weapon back to its owner, Malcolm declared, “Put the heads on spikes above the gate. Drive off all their men at arms; I want them scattered. I’ll not have a small army of brigands roaming. This land’s reverted to the crown. The servants are to stay and maintain it, until such time as my father makes some decision as to what’s happening with it. And if they don’t do a good job I’ll kill them too.”

Within minutes the prince’s group had all mounted and ridden away, back out into the night.





The tail end of the night saw Eleanor again in her room with just Fulk and Hawise for company. The tower house was filled with her own people now, its walls patrolled heavily. Anne and her maids had returned to their room, to get what sleep they could before dawn.

After all that had happened Eleanor wanted only to curl up in Fulk’s arms and let the poison of the last day and night slowly bleed away, a comfort denied her. She still had one task left to do.

Hawise dropped to the floor, sitting leaning against the wall. “Never in my life have I been so terrified. Not even when they tried to abduct you at Waltham.”

“You did not look it,” Eleanor told her.

“Everyone always says that.”

Fulk teased, “It probably comes from being too sensible.”

There was some wine left over in the pitcher from dinner. Eleanor poured them all a cup, handing Hawise hers first. It was the work of a turned back, a trained gesture, and a fraction of a second to dose Fulk’s wine with a substance she’d retrieved form her baggage while ostensibly checking to see if any of her jewellery had been stolen.

Handing the cup to Fulk with a smile, Eleanor raised her own and said, “To your gallant deeds today.” Drinking a good few mouthfuls she watched as he did the same.

Fulk stared into the contents of his cup. “It’s a bit sweet.”

“Yes. But we should not expect good wine in a place such as this.”

He drank the wine, all but the dregs.

Hawise lay down to sleep. Fulk drew the curtains on the bed, and they sat together, his arm about her shoulders and hers around his waist, their free hands linked on their laps. They said nothing; he was waiting for her to speak first, and she knew now was not the time. Healing was lacking, comfort was not, and poignancy from knowing what she had done to him.

His head began to droop against hers, his muscles relax until he was leaning on her. “I’m tired.”

She brushed his temple with her lips. “I am not surprised. A day’s travel, a battle, and then all this fuss tonight – it is enough to make anyone weary.”

“But not you.”

There was a pause before her reply. “But not me. I am not accustomed to seeing others die for me. I expect I shall grow used to it, as I did with killing.” The prospect gave her no cheer; how many would she have to lose before her heart hardened, and to what degree?

“Beloved, your caring is what you owe those men. They give their lives; you see them buried decently if possible, remember them and have masses said for them, and ensure their sacrifice is worthwhile. It’s one of the oldest bargains. Break it and you’re not worth serving.”

Gradually Fulk drowsed, and sank into a deeper sleep. She laid him out, folding his hands on his chest and turning his head to one side in case he choked. Eleanor stroked his cheek with the tip of a finger. “Sleep well, my luflych little knight. Some things you are not made to be part of.”

She rose, to begin her work.






This is what is known as a frog working a 46 hour week with just 1 day off, that being today, the last day of the week in question. The part is a bit rough (I sat down and wrote all this in one morning and part of an afternoon), and I’d like to refine it, polish it, hone it, and get the tension which should be there in place. But it simply isn’t possible. I’m tired, and I’m not entirely certain what hours I’m working next week, so if I delay it could be another week. Gah! to other branches stealing parts of our workforce. Oh well, it does mean I’ve made up for the pay I missed while sick.

:squints up at this parts, and the events therein: This bit bothers me because it feels so damned convenient. Shock, horror! Nell is captured! Oh no, she is freed! By the evil brother! Who doesn’t harm her! And now she is back in control again! :rolls eyes: Blergh. Feels like one of those generally inoffensive, run of the mill novels where there is a happy ending and characters are either good or bad, except maybe for the odd good-hearted rogue type.



Dead William: I can read a bit of French, but not of the sort a history requires. Thanks for the summery :)

Oh, and don’t worry about our beloved gooseberry kicking you. She knows how the world works, and that she will hardly feature in the histories of her time. Not that that means she likes it – she’s always complaining about how her life is going to be warped by a bunch of monks who know nothing, so later generations will know her only as an evil woman who probably coveted her brother’s throne and made trouble by dallying with Trempwick and rebelling against God’s order of things.

Avernite: I loved that one too. Hey – weren’t you part of the Miles fanclub? There were two members, according to my last listing. Maybe you should both hold some kind of feast in his memory. I’m sure he’d like that … drinking, eating, more drinking … yep, sounds like his type of thing.

Coz1: Hugh will be second guessing himself when he is dead. I can see it now: “Am I lying in the correct pose? No, my hands should be clasped in prayer over my heart. But the tomb of so-and-so had the arms down by the sides, so I should probably do that. But then there’s what’s-his-face and king Thingy-ma-jig, who both have their right hands resting on their sword hilts ready to draw. I have to get it right; wouldn’t do for people to say I’m not dead like a proper king.”

I would say Jocelyn didn’t have all that good of a time, if he kept thinking about his wife. :gets sworn at and cursed by Jocelyn, who shouts a whole lot of stuff about having the best time of his life ever, and Richildis has nothing to do with anything!:

Welcome, phargle. :dispenses the customary eyedrops: I have never thought of the story in CK terms before, so it’s funny to see how it turns out. There are a lot of pretty wench events! Far more than I thought, and none of them resisted. Probably a good thing there is no special “A gooseberry catches your eye” event, or that would be firing every time Fulk is around :p

Sex scenes and all that sort of thing I’m not too happy with. I’ve no interest in them, generally I skim them in books I am reading, and haven’t written many of them. They, and battle scenes, are the two types of scenes which I still need to learn. Alas, the story calls for what it wants, and all I can do is try to meet those needs.

Got to say I really miss the Trempy/Nell scenes, of any sort except those rare ones where he tried to seduce her. I miss the Trempy/Fulk interaction too, from the days before Fulk had declared his love for Nell. I would love to see them all together again, back as they were.
 
Well well, well... So that is Nefastus. He should grow up to be a very interesting man, and maybe even a better one than people think. Insecure and angry at the world, with a lot to learn. His men seem to follow him well, and there must be a reason for that, too.

Anne is just too young to appreciate him! :D

I think I will start a Nefastus fanclub.

It may be a bit rough Froggy, but it's still a good read!

Doesn't Eleanor know that drugging your loved ones hardly makes them happy? Fulk will be quite upset if (when) he finds out. Actually, he probably already knows... Ah well....

BTW, I would hardly call the Empress Matilda a footnote! (Not quite the same situation, but close enough)

Take care of yourself now, hear! Worrying yourself, or letting yourself be worked to the bone :mad: That way lies sickness. And infrequent updates :eek:

As for the explanation, I used to teach history. Does it show :p

DW
 
I'll join the Nefastus fanclub if you start it, DW. I like the guy, even if he's a bit rude. He figured Fulk out quick enough, aye? :rofl:

And I wonder what Nell wants to do from a very minor castle in the vast emptiness of Scotland ;)
 
Congrats, frogbeastegg! This monster er... masterpiece has been awarded the Weekly AAR Showcase! Stop on by and take your bows. :D
 
I don't know if he's really overtly evil, but he's certainly very much still a child in temperament. I suppose you could argue that a child can be quite amoral, particularily a spoiled one, but...
 
Malcolm is a very good part to write for. He's quite different from anyt of the other characters, and brings a freshness even in his offensiveness. Well done. I didn't find it to be lacking anything, personally. And the order of events worked just fine for me. I didn't think it felt forced or convenient. I just wonder what type of work Nell is planning now, and how much Malcolm might have an effect on the later part of this story.
 
Eleanor selected Alfred to stand at her shoulder in this. When she explained her need he didn’t baulk, he didn’t question. Of her handful of proven men he had the most cause to welcome her work this night; stating her intent was enough for him. Evidence, explanations, details – not a one of them mattered to him, not in this. He had lost his brother in the abduction attempt at Waltham.

Gaining entrance to Anne’s room was easy; none of the occupants had gone to sleep. When Godit opened the door her eyes widened at the sight of Alfred. “Where’s Fulk?”

The cheek of the girl! Demanding answers about a man she kept trying to poach from the very princess she tried to steal from. “Sleeping. As he deserves to.”

Anne was sat on her bed; she had been listening to Mariot reciting a story from memory. From the bit Eleanor heard before the telling ceased it sounded like a romance, some knight being struck by the perfection of his lord’s betrothed on their first meeting. From that it could be one of a score of stories, each as boring as the rest. Adele was fussing over her mistress’ riding clothes, seeing how well the mud had sponged off and what good the fire’s warmth was doing them. It was a task she didn’t let the visitors interrupt. Whatever Godit had been doing was a mystery, and Eleanor was content to leave it so.

Anne said, “You had better tell him to be really careful. Malcolm holds grudges, and poor Fulk got in his way really quite badly. You had better be just as careful too. You had an army this time, but next time maybe you will not, or maybe he will have one too, so he will not fear.”

As he’d been instructed beforehand, Alfred closed the door and stood in front of it, thumbs looped in either side of his belt, a touch of his own which allowed him to keep his hands near sword and dagger hilts. Threatening, and Eleanor had not asked for that.

The former queen watched the man at arms, biting her underlip. “Why are you here?” she asked Eleanor, not taking her attention off the soldier. “Not that I am unhappy to see you, or anything.”

Eleanor swallowed her reservations – threatening was good, threatening was all to the better. “I am here to claim a debt.”

Anne’s brow wrinkled. “What debt?”

But Eleanor ignored the girl. “Seize her,” she commanded Alfred. His target had been named beforehand, so as to keep the spy from gaining even a moment’s slight warning.

The man at arms bulled his way across the room, barging past Adele to catch hold of his designated target, wrenching her arms around behind her back and locking them in a large fist, his other hand pulling a length of rope from his scrip. Only when he began to bind her hands did his prisoner begin to struggle, futilely.

“I am owed,” Eleanor said as he struck, as calm as if she did this every day, “a life.”

The commotion was tiresome. Eleanor raised her voice to cut across the four’s noise, “I am owed a life, and I claim it, and I will have it. She is Trempwick’s creature.”

“But you are wrong,” wailed Anne. She stood close to the prisoner, looking back and forth between Eleanor and her man at arms and his prisoner, eyes bright with building tears. “You are wrong!”

“No.” There might have been some gentleness in that word if Eleanor had not hacked it out. It could not be afforded. It would be counterproductive.

“It’s not her!” Tears were flowing now, well and truly. “It can’t be. You are wrong.” Anne reached out, hand trembling, and nearly touched Mariot’s shoulder. A glare from Alfred discouraged her. Almost begging, Anne sobbed, “She’s like my mother.”

As Trempwick was almost Eleanor’s father. Eleanor hardened her heart. She must be seen to be merciless. “I will see her hang. I would have her die the traitor’s death she deserves, but there is no one with the required skills here, and I will not suffer her to live even an hour longer than I can help.”

“She’s been with me all my life.”

Godit wrapped her arms around Anne and pulled her away from Mariot and Alfred, spitting Eleanor on a glare which was far from pleasant. “Yes. She’s the most loyal of us all.”

Now her hands were securely bound Alfred let Mariot go, backing away a step or so and drawing his sword. At the rasp of steel on scabbard Mariot turned to face the man at arms; mouth dropping open at what she saw she stumbled back a few steps. Her three friends all rushed to get in the way. Adele was the first, not entangled with another person as Anne and Godit were.

Standing between captive and soldier Adele spread her arms out to make it harder for the man to dodge past her. Which he wouldn’t, Eleanor had been specific on a few points. “This is nonsense,” the English maid said. “Her connection to the Dunnings was weak, and even close family can be found on opposite sides of anything.”

Anne and Godit joined the human barrier, one to each side of Adele. Alfred dropped his sword point to the floor and clasped both hands on the weapon’s pommel.

“True,” Eleanor allowed. “That has no place in my reckoning.”

For the first time Mariot spoke, addressing her words to Anne’s back. “I’ve been in Scotland all my life, until you brought me to England. The few times I’ve seen Trempwick you’ve all been with me. I would never betray you.”

Eleanor folded her arms. “I did not say you betrayed Anne, though men sworn to her died yesterday because of your work. No, you sold me to my enemy.”

Godit turned from Alfred to Eleanor, creating a vulnerability in the line which the man at arms could have used if he had been so tasked. “If you’ve some proof you’d better present it, or apologise and leave.”

“I have proof,” Eleanor said evenly. “It is all subtle work, but in the end there is too much of it to doubt. I set a trap.” Cultivating an air of self-assurance Eleanor seated herself on the stool Mariot had formerly occupied. Being of lesser stature than the other was a disadvantage, Trempwick had taught her, before teaching her ways to use it and turn it to an advantage. Back straight, head held as though she wore her crown, hands folded in her lap, and all cool poise. “You should have let Trempwick’s men attack and discover me missing, rather than warning them I was not there. You were the only one of three who had opportunity. One of three where a spy was certain, to the point where Trempwick himself admitted it to me and shared a few snippets of the information you fed him.”

“I was ill. It was seen.” She was sure, too sure. She believed – not unreasonably – that Eleanor would never dare breach the codes of behaviour and harm her without Anne’s permission, and the girl would not give it.

“If I dosed myself with an emetic and purgative I would be as sick as you were, and so would any other. Easy to obtain, and no one would ask questions about such common medicine.”

“Why didn’t you seize her before now?”

“Stupidity,” said Eleanor succinctly. “I doubted. It was not quite enough to be certain; I had expected to catch another. So I asked Sir Miles for advice. If he were still alive I think he would agree that he was rather spectacularly wrong.” Eleanor did not think the old man would be proud to know his last, most enduring lesson to her was to never again take anyone’s advice above her own if there was a serious conflict between the two. Age and experience had failed. They had left her staring defeat in the face, locked away with no hope. In future, if nothing else, the mistake would be her own instead of another’s. By the time she had been left once again to stand alone there had been nothing left to do but follow on and try to limit the damage while choosing between likely trap and likely trap again. “Wrong about Mariot, wrong when he said a force sufficient to do so much harm to my own could not be raised so quickly and without betraying itself, and wrong when he said we could travel the major roads safely. But from this I did gain more evidence. Why did I leave Perth? Because waiting sounded intolerable. Who started telling me about the ‘delights’ I could expect to endure, sparking the larger conversation? Who had the long reminisces of past court events? Mariot. When we proved slow to settle on coming here to Dunning, who mentioned Glenrothes as an alternative? Mariot. It would have been obvious you would not go there, Anne, and so the rest of us could not. She did it on other occasions also; subtle influence.”

A signal to Alfred, and he caught up his sword, pressing through the distracted line to regain hold of Mariot.

Eleanor told Mariot, “You have but two choices. Remain silent and hang, or tell me something useful and I shall have you imprisoned for life. Let us start with why.”

Mariot said nothing.

She gave the next prearranged signal having left a pause of only a few heartbeats, not allowing herself to think on what it ordered.

Alfred twisted Mariot’s little finger, juggling the sword hilt he still grasped. The bone broke. The maid groaned and bit through her lip. Sweat sprang out on her skin and began to mingle with the trickle of blood running down her chin. All in all it was by far the preferable reaction – Anne and her remaining maids set up a shrieking, Alfred looked entirely too satisfied, and Eleanor began to feel sick.

Christ, Anne was looking at her like a lamb which had been hand raised and treated as the most worthy pet, only to one day find the hand which fed it holding a large clever which was about to mate with its skull.

Godit made to attempt to wrench Alfred’s large hand off her friend, only to be discouraged by a sword point raised at precisely the right level for her to slice her own heart in two if she took another step.

Adele was praying, to what end and result Eleanor could not say..

She had to reach for the dignity now, work to maintain it, swallowing the bile that rose in her throat. “I believe the saying is, once deep enough there is no turning back, and that applies to us both now.” She repeated the signal, and Alfred broke another finger.

Mariot went very pale, sobbing.

“You have three fingers left before I give up and have you hanged.”

As Alfred gripped her next finger and began to twist Mariot’s resolve broke. “Because of Anne.”

Eleanor used the last of her preset signals, giving the finger a temporary reprieve.

Across the room the kafuffle stopped. The maid had condemned herself from her own mouth; she was no longer worth protecting.

“She’s all I have left. He promised to protect her from her husband, and he did. When the old king died Trempwick offered me help in getting Anne safely back to Scotland, though the bastard princeling didn’t want to let her go. All I had to do was help him get his wife back. And he kept his word there too, for look where we are.”






Dawn. Eleanor knelt in vigil next to Miles’ body in the tiny chapel. He had been washed and dressed in clean clothes, and lay before the altar on a pallet covered in white linen. He had been treated with respect, whatever else could be said of her erstwhile captors they had treated the dead lord with respect.

She had not learned much from Mariot. She had not expected to. Mariot had been proven guilty, and that had been her intent. Now the woman was bound more securely, guarded at all times by two of Eleanor’s trusted men. Her broken fingers had been splinted, the remainder of her life would be spent in the most desolate convent Eleanor could find, a prisoner and not a nun. To Eleanor’s way of thinking a sword to the neck would have been closer to mercy than this, an opinion which she was alone in.

What use had she for compassion anyway? Compassion had found her trapped in a castle with wounded men while the sound bodies she needed camped outside. Eleanor sighed, her breath making the flame of the candle she had lit for his soul bow backwards. As if she would have been allowed to bring enough able-bodied fighters within these walls to make a difference. As if she had wanted to risk more of her men being butchered, for posing too much of a threat. Compassion had served well enough.

This way may be more merciful for Anne. She would not have to see her mother in all but blood die, or live knowing she had died so horribly. The girl was in shock, but accepted that there had been no other option. Her blame had been directed mostly at Trempwick.

Sir Miles’ hands were folded on his chest, his right hand worked about the hilt of the sword he’d worn as ornament, his left clasping it to make firm the lifeless grip. Eleanor rested her own hand above his two, her right hand, as custom required. “Never again.” The oath was doubly binding, sworn to a dead man and on the crucifix formed by the hilt of the sword. Two little words, one simple vow, and what a lot it did mean. So many things.

Eleanor mediated on that vow, it seemed a fitting way to mourn Miles’ passing.

The candles burned low by the time footsteps sounded on the flagstones leading into the chapel. Her visitor would be no cause for concern; she had a guard posted on the other side of the open doorway.

Hawise made her reverence to the altar, and came to kneel at her lady’s side. “He’s awake,” she said, voice hardly more than a whisper.

Eleanor glanced sideways, neck stiff from holding the same position for so long. The maid’s expression said the wakeful Fulk was every bit as happy as Eleanor had expected, if not more so. “I did not ask you to come and tell me when he woke.”

“No. He told me to find you and give you a message. He said that you should show your face immediately, if not sooner, else he’ll come and drag you up by the scruff of your neck to answer a few gentle questions.”

Yes, Eleanor could well imagine a certain knight saying that. “I wonder if I should discover a pressing need to do something several miles away from him.”

Hawise’s face lit up in one of her rare smiles. “He’d be off after you like hound after hare, shouting and cursing the whole way.”

“True enough. Oh well, best see what a coil he has worked himself into.”

As she opened the door to her room Fulk bolted up into sitting position, only just waiting for the room to be enclosed again before accusing in an irate undertone, “You poisoned me!”

“I did no such thing,” protested Eleanor. “I drugged you, which is different.”

Fulk pushed up from the bed and took a step towards her, fist clenched. “My treacherous little gooseberry, it makes very little difference.”

Eleanor stood her ground, glad Hawise was outside. She wouldn’t blame Fulk if he hit her, and would even go so far as to admit she probably deserved it, but she did not want it seen.

Scowl deepening, Fulk hid his fist behind his back. “Since the least sign of ill temper makes you start cringing, I’ll leave, as I usually do, so you don’t have to cower and I don’t start wishing I could settle a debt with those who’ve mishandled you so badly. But first you will tell me why.”

“I disposed of Trempwick’s spy amongst Anne’s maids, Mariot. It was not pretty. You are not the kind to torture, especially not with a weeping audience and a victim you know. You would go, you would do it, and it would rot in your soul.” A sleepless night and her long time in the chapel had done a lot to dampen down Eleanor’s temper, now the torch was shoved back into the logs. Eleanor took a furious breath. “And I do not cower!”

“You do. It’s no fault of yours, I know, but you do.” Fulk scrubbed his face with his hands. “Oh beloved mine, you have this the wrong way about. I am the one who is supposed to be angry. You are the one doing the apologising. You cower; that is the truth, and after what you have survived there is no shame in it.”

As a gesture of goodwill Eleanor refrained from bestowing upon him a choice selection of highly unregal words.

It wasn’t enough. After a bit Fulk hitched his shoulders. “Well, I’m leaving.”

The way he looked at her turned her temper to ashes, and his hurt scattered those ashes on the wind. She took a quick step towards him. “No. Mea culpa. I am not … I am overly tetchy. I apologise, for that and for drugging you. I could see no other way.”

“So you did it to protect me?” He was inscrutable, there was no hint as to which answer he wanted, only the promise that if she chose the wrong one she would be in a cauldron of hot water over a generous fire.

“Yes. And for myself. You are my haven, but only so long as you are not part of the things I am escaping.”

He chewed that overt for a time, and all the while there was not the least indication of what was going through his mind. “I shall bestow upon you the kiss of peace, then.” He did, except he got the concept wrong and it was far from the chaste and publicly acceptable brush of lips it was meant to be. “I’ve no choice but to forgive you as I would do some fairly unscrupulous things myself to keep you safe.”

Eleanor cocked an eyebrow. “Such as?”

“If I told you then you would be wary of them, heartling.” He tapped the tip of her nose with a finger, not hard but sufficient to make it smart. “However I find it meet and fitting to say that you will never do anything of the sort to me again. Else I won’t be a happy knight, and then you will be far from a happy princess.”

Ordinarily she would have dismissed that as an empty threat. Now she found she had visions of an apocalyptic knight striding through the devastation he had caused, bellowing her name with a certain meaningful gleam in his eye which promised she would shortly be feeling quite unwell. “I promise.”

“Good. Now I don’t need to turn my squire into my taster. I know you used to keep threatening to dose my food, but I thought you had grown out of it.” Fulk frowned thoughtfully. “Your toast … Knocked out by my own gallant deeds. I wonder if there is any omen in that?”

Eleanor hit him in the stomach lightly with the back of one hand. “Idiot.”









A quick survey, for the purposes of amphibian education. How many people got Mariot as the spy, and, if not, who did you suspect?

:sigh: It’s a sad, sad thing to finally reach the big denouement of your mystery subplot only to realise a rather soul destroying fact. Namely that by now it’s been half a year since the first clues began to appear, and even several weeks since the last big fat almost-in-flashing-neon-lights giveaway clues. So hardly anyone will remember them. Which is probably why I found a scene I had been anticipating for months ended up being the closest thing to a struggle to write that I have had. Huh, writing it in 1/3 page fragments across too many interrupted evenings does not help either :sigh: I need to be able to edit the story together to make this subplot good, but more still do I need to be away from this format. :(

In book news, I have read the final book in Bakker’s trilogy. Weee! I need to reread the whole, and continue thinking about it. I’ve also read all of Martin’s ‘Song of Ice and Fire’. Good, but it has slipped down into the highest echelons of my light reading category thanks to the basic fact it doesn’t feel as realistic as it obviously wants to be, which got annoying. Also, if I never see the words ‘teat’ ‘nipple’ and ‘half-hundred’ again in my life I shall die happy. Now I’ve returned to the WoT, and am finding it much the same. I’m eyeing one of my latest acquisitions with eagerness, ‘The Adventures of Alianore Audley’ by Brian Wainwright. It’s a medieval spy story about an Eleanor with an awkwardly spelt name :grins: Though in this case she is not a princess, or even particularly important, and it is set during Richard III’s reign. The samples I have read have had me literally laughing out aloud, a most impressive feat indeed. Promises a lot more laughs and grins for those who know their history, too.

Dead William: I would not mind doing a lot more with Malcolm … but his is a mostly separate story.

Fan club listings:
Trempy: 3 members (inspecting his fingernails for rough patches, and waiting for his next appearance)
Anne: 2 members (Not happy. Brothers, foster mothers, Eleanors – it’s all too much for a young queen to cope with)
Fulk: 6 members (Smouldering, secretly (ssshh! Don’t tell anyone!))
Nell: 6 members (looking at the taglines above and below and beginning to worry …)
Godit: 5 members (hating Nell. Intensely.)
Constance: 2 members
Hugh: 2 members
Jocelyn: 5 members
Richildis: 1 member
Miles: 2 members (currently engaged in being dead)
Hawise: 2 members
Mahaut: 1 member
Malcolm Nefastus: 2 member (already better than the dead fat guy!)
Anti-Trempy: 3 members
Anti-Aveline: 1 member
Anti-Hugh: 1 member

A bit rude, Avernite?! He puts Jocelyn to shame! He makes a frog feel all wrong when she writes his dialogue!

Catknight: Thank you, for the nomination and the alert. I shall drop on by on my way out.

Cliffracer: But he’s such a barrel of fun, isn’t he? :froggy has a certain look which suggests someone is holding a knife to her back:

Zephyr 3: Yes, he is still very childish. He is the only child I have written where I have not wondered if he is acting correctly for his age etc.

Coz1: Malcolm will be back, that much I will say.
 
I, too, thought Godit was Trempy's spy. I suspected one of the other maids might be a spy for some Scotsman, like Nefastus or his dad, but I didn't suspect Mariot of being Trempy's spy...


And froggy, I just read Song of Ice and Fire over the last two weeks too, but over here book 4 isn't out yet. I kinda got the feeling that Martin *enjoys* the death of characters, but indeed it's sometimes a bit lucky how certain things pan out. Or, it's sometimes a bit unrealistic in bending the world to fit the plot. But I liked them anyway, and I'll be getting book 4 once my library hasit ;)
 
I don't think that Nell's work is done in weeding spies out of Anne's crowd. One still sits wrong with me and that one is Godit.
 
I admit, I suspected Godit as well. But I figured it could easily have been one of the other two. Now a real humdinger of a surprise would have been to make it Anne. That would have been a real doozy! :D
 
Hmmm, interesting. I must admit I thought it likely Mariot was a spy, but I have my suspicions about Godit as well. Then again, I suspect everybody. I am a very suspicious person.

I think if I had been Fulk I might have lost my temper slightly and given the Gooseberry a soft paddling, if I had been a medieval knight. Lets see if I can bring it to memory, something like this:

"If the women be disobedient or disrespectful, it is the man's right to give her just and proper punishment. But the wise man will temper his punishment so the women be able to perform all their duties." Le menagier de Paris.


I Of course surviving the Gooseberry's wrath after even a soft paddle might be very difficult. Then again, it would allow him to lay hands on her bottom. Maybe he'd think it a fair trade.....

Hmmm, I should get away from this subject before I make Froggy blush.

Nice update Frog! Thanks! DW
 
“Are you loyal?”

There was only one sort of reasonable answer for that sort of question, Jocelyn knew, and that was to run away very quickly indeed to hide until it all blew over. Except king’s generally had long reaches, and he was entirely too smart and too handsome to end up like Yves. “Yes, Sire.”

“Truly?”

“Yes, Sire.” What a bloody stupid question! As if he were likely to change his mind and say, “Actually, on second thoughts, no. Sorry.”

“Then it follows that if I command you to go and beat your wife for making my life insufferable you will do so.”

If he could have got away with it Jocelyn would have sighed. Bloody kings! Always asking, tricking, and trapping, and now he’d gone and stuck his foot squarely in a deep pile of dung. If commanded he would, with the minor modification of thumping Richildis for sticking him in this bloody awful situation in the first place, causing him to toss away his authority and honour to let another man interfere in his marriage. Except no damned king had a right to expect that, no matter how powerful. So it had to be a test of some sort. Bloody kings! Jocelyn’s hand closed about the crucifix he wore about his neck as he thought, then, praying he had it right, he answered. “No, Sire, I wouldn’t. Because you wouldn’t ask it, being an honourable man.”

“Ah. About as I expected.” The man in the bed raised a hand to point at a pile of weapons in the corner of the room. “Pass me my dagger.”

Jocelyn hesitated. How God damned embarrassing would it be to pass this sick old man a weapon, only for him to bestow it back as a gift by ramming it through his vitals?

“Do it,” the king ordered, more steel in his voice than in the dagger itself.

So Jocelyn did. He needed to come closer to hand the scabbard weapon to his lord than he’d been before, and up close it was obvious there was even more truth in the rumours he’d been hearing on his rush back. The man was sick, badly so.

As Jocelyn made to step back again the king crooked a finger, calling him close again. Softly the king said, “I have a task for you.”

“Sire?” Not murder, oh please for the sake of a Saint and a dancing nun let it not be murder.

“You will be well rewarded.”

Oh sod it, it was murder. There’s why the king had been so damned eager to be rid of his physician, so he could speak to Jocelyn alone.

“They are killing me.”

“Sire?”

“Yes. One of them, some of them, all of them – I know not. It … matters not.” The king let out a great sigh, his breath was stale. Jocelyn manfully didn’t wrinkle his nose and turn his head. “He has ordered my death.”

None of this was making any damned sense. “Sire, I don’t understand.”

The king caught his wrist, pulling Jocelyn so he had to lean down. “Listen well. Remember what I told you before. Regardless of which is the truth, Trempwick wants me dead. They are poisoning me – my own household.”

“Then get a new taster, have new people bring your food, get a new physician-”

“No.” The king’s voice dipped back down to hushed levels. “No. It would be worthless. Do you not see? He could have brought any of them, or all of them; I can trust none, excepting perhaps you. You he has not had chance to buy, I hope. To be safe I would have to set you to buy my food, cook it, bring it to me, feed me, and still then there would be chance for something extra to be slipped in, or for the food to be tainted before you got to it, or for the poison to be put in something else. Or for a less subtle method to be used. It is over.” That last was pronounced with finality. Yet for a man staring death in the face, betrayed by his friend, family and household, the king burned still. Now he aimed the dagger at Jocelyn, hilt first. “You will be my vengeance.”

That didn’t sound good. “You wish me to kill the poisoner, Sire?”

“No,” the man snapped. “Do not play the fool, for I know you are none. I want the cause, the hand behind all this. I want Trempwick sent to meet me in the hereafter.”

Oh … shit. “Sire-”

“No!” The king’s grip tightened, his fingernails digging in. “Listen. Hear me out. I will make a deed for you, granting you lands and honours in England, and my heir will honour that. They will have to. As a grant from me it will predate anything of theirs, and be valid in any court of law. If they deny it you know what will happen.”

The new king would look a right dishonourable thief, out to grab whatever he could and dismiss the laws and charters of his realm. Meaning disaster, resentment, mistrust, and a right old stewing mess of potential future rebellion. Just the sort of thing Jocelyn liked to play with for a bit of quiet relaxation of an evening.

“Regardless of what has happened, while he lives my heir will not be free. He will rule. This known traitor will rule, and he will tip all to his own advantage.”

Uneasy, Jocelyn said, “Sire-”

“Please. If not that, then at least the lesser task.” The king released him, to drop the dagger and tug at the uppermost ring he wore on the third finger of his left hand. Wedding ring removed he set to work on ring worn under it. Worn since his coronation the great ring would not come free easily, even with his hands made artificially slender by illness. He worked at it, twisting and turning it, working it over his knuckle fraction by fraction. “This must go to my heir. They must have it; it is as much a part of the authority as the crown and sceptres. I dare not leave it here. I have heard too many stories of dead kings not to think it would not be stolen, along with all else. Take it, deliver it, and they will be grateful. Then judge for yourself whether you will do the other. Please, I beg you.”

Toying with his crucifix Jocelyn again – a bit of a hint would be nice! - thought on it. This sounded a deal better. A simple, short trip, matched with a deed which would surely put him in the new king’s favours. Or queen’s, for that matter. He’d be able to assess things and pick the side looking most likely to win. If this wasn’t a sign of divine favour then nothing in his life had been. For this he would look into giving some land over to the building of an abbey on his lands. “Sire, this much I shall do. I shall deliver your ring to prince Hugh.”

One final yank had the thick gold band free. The king did not hand it over, examining it as if the sight was a novelty. Jocelyn supposed it likely was, being as he’d worn the thing for so long he’d probably forgotten how it looked off. A sapphire was set at the centre of the ring, St Edward the Confessor had willed it so when the ring had been made for his own coronation. Truth, sincerity, faithfulness, and divine favour - that was the meaning of a sapphire. Later monarchs had added their own touches, and now the blue stone was surrounded by a halo of alternating tiny little rubies, for wise decisions, and emeralds, for prosperity. The gold itself stood for gold, and therefore for being a bit rich. Quite a vocal ring.

The king murmured, “I thought I understood what they meant when they spoke of the tragedy of kings. I did not, not completely. Until now. They do not even seek to see if I am alive, or to search out my body.”

Jocelyn didn’t think the words were aimed at him, so he didn’t bother replying. Truth be told it rather seemed the king had forgotten he was here. Many people went a bit … odd at the end, even when they still had a few days to go.

“I wed three times. My first wife I loved, and she died. My second I cared for, and leave a widow in difficult circumstances. My third is a faithless whore, already off after a fresh young body, having sucked all she can from me and made me do things I would never have dreamed …” The hand holding the ring dropped down onto the blanket covered chest, fingers curling possessively about the metal and jewels. Those deep blue eyes closed. “Oh, my belly aches. Like a great knot tied in my guts. Nothing helps, nothing helps.” The eyes opened again, slowly, filled with pain. They focused on Jocelyn. “I will not be remembered kindly.”

“Sire, I doubt that’s so. They’ll say you were a hard king, but an effective one.”

“You mean the chronicles. I speak of others.” The king clenched his fist about the ring, took a deep breath … and let it go. Another, and other still. Then. “Hard, perhaps too damned hard to do.” The ribs rose again, and again. “Ask her to forgive me,” the king blurted. “Eleanor. Ask her. Beg her. For the good of my soul, both our souls. Please. And then give her this.” The clenched hand fell open, offering the ring to Jocelyn.

Bloody! Hell! “Sire, you don’t mean-”

“Yes. I name her my heir. I will be followed by one undoubtably of my own blood.”

“Christ’s wounds!” Jocelyn swore.

Unexpectedly the king bared his teeth in a ferocious grin. “Either she will keep her seat and wear the kingdom down until she rides it like a man born to it, or they will buck her off and trample her in the dirt. Either way I am avenged, I think, for those who go down with her put me here, and if she rides then she will shed them like so much dust. You will help her there, by disposing of Trempwick.” Jocelyn jerked back at the first bark of laughter like a startled sheep. “If I know my Eleanor she will win, and thrive, which is more than Hugh could do. That much he has proven already. What kind of man allows a known incompetent to follow him, when there is an alternative, no matter how drastic?”

Jocelyn didn’t take the ring, too stunned, mostly expecting this man to change his mind and reveal it all as a joke. A queen!?

The king held his pose patiently, as if he expected Jocelyn to take a time to come to terms with what he had been asked to do. “Faithless … Not much of a recommendation for a husband, is it? But I have a feeling she will like this one far better than any other I have suggested to her.”

He was serious. Oh bloody hell and a pope made of sugar! The man was actually serious!

And yet … a queen would need men to stand at her side far more than any king. There would be more honours and posts available than under a king. She was subject to the usual lot of feminine foibles and weaknesses then most could be countered, but a strong male hand could sort that decently enough – if it couldn’t the world would be full of wives running amok, making it entirely unfit to be lived in, damn it. As the man who dropped off her ring and news of her official status as heir ….

Jocelyn’s plucked the ring from the king’s palm. “Sire, it shall be done.”







There was no tree within good distance. The ropes which began around the necks of the condemned men ended on the tattered stone parapets of the gatehouse, each looped about a merlon. There were three in all. Three.

Hugh bit down, clenching his teeth and willing himself to impassiveness. Three who thought him weak, who thought to defy him, to make mock of his word, his power. Of him.

The herald read each man’s crimes and sentence, shouting so as many as possible of the assembled army could hear. Where his voice began to fail men passed the word in a murmur to those behind, and in this way all were told.

The man in the centre to the group was staring at him. Judging him. Daring to judge his lord and king! Hugh did not break his eyes free, he returned look for look. To do otherwise would be to admit weakness, or perhaps a form of guilt; it would be subservient.

Having finished with the man on the right, the man who had closed the gates of this castle against him in Eleanor’s name, the herald reached Hugh’s adversary. Internally Hugh stated each word of the herald’s monologue, in perfect timing, each word a heavy condemnation of the knight. Sir Drogo the Tall, knight in the King of England’s service, charged and found guilty of rape, contrary to his lord’s orders, and therein harming a lady of gentle birth to the degree she committed the mortal sin of self destruction rather than live with her dishonour. Condemned to death by hanging, his goods and all to be confiscated by the crown.

He was not afraid; the knight was to die as a common criminal and he did not fear. Only scathing contempt did Hugh find from him. It required will not to become the craven and turn away. Each moment cost more, each moment saw a greater weight pressing on his shoulders. He had failed; he knew it and in knowing it was undone. Thus the rigour eluded him, and he must struggle to regain righteousness in the face of his failure, as the cost of his inability displayed itself most vividly before his very eyes.

As a general he had failed to adequately control his men.

As a king he had failed to guard his subjects.

As a Christian knight he had failed to guard the innocent.

He had navigated the contrary necessities of a castle taken by storm, sifting examples and rules of conduct until he had felt sure the correct line had been found. The balance had worked favourably for him in the past, and there had been no reason to anticipate differently this time. There would be no quarter for the combatants, and the castellan would die. The goods of the castle were open to plunder. This had been inexorable, from the very moment he gave the command for the catapults to begin their work. He had presented opportunity for the castle’s surrender, honest terms, and had been rejected. A harsh penalty was obligatory, to encourage other places to surrender easily.

The only stipulations had been bowing to his greater duty as knight, king, and Christian. No ladies of noble rank were to be harmed or threatened. Those who did not bear arms were not to be killed.

A bead of sweat ran down Hugh’s temple, tracking the curve of his cheek.

Well to say that such things always happened. Well to cite the many examples of this, and far worse. Well again to say he was but human, and thus as flawed as any of God’s creatures. Well if one dealt in excuses, and did not seek to follow the great and the good, rather than the shabby and the mundane. Well if one was not a king, and needing to be worthy of that. When he had been but a prince his orders in this regard had been obeyed. Was he to garner less obedience, now he deserved more?

The herald was done, asking the condemned men if they had any last words.

The castellan spoke bravely of his allegiance to his queen, voice filled with tremors now the moment approached.

The murderer said nothing, struck as dumb as the cook’s apprentice he had killed.

The knight called out, “Yes - she wasn’t worth it.” It was a traditional claim, for those in his place and with the courage left over to find a voice. Still he gazed at his king.

Hugh blinked, eyes holding shut a fraction longer than needful. Reopening them he found still nothing had altered.

He was not a craven, or weak. He was here, watching this grisly spectacle of justice. He would witness it all, to every last detail. Hugh straightened his shoulders with a jerk, chiding himself for allowing them to round. He allowed the cause for this lapse may be exhaustion from the fighting to take the castle this morning. Still it was inexcusable.

In the end it was the jerk of the rope as the support under his feet was kicked out that broke Drogo’s unrelenting stare.

King. By what right did he call himself thus? He had not been crowned or anointed. Some rumour even had it that his father was yet alive. Alas, he could find no confirmation of those rumours. His messengers to the continent had not returned, no official word had come through, nothing but gossip. Gossip which told of many unbelievable things, including one tale in which his father faced down a demon in the shape of a stag with red glowing eyes, slaying it with only his bare hands and a prayer, only to be fatally poisoned by the black blood pouring from the carcass.

King. He called himself thusly because in truth he was. He must be.

Counting in his head as he had been taught as a boy, Hugh allowed some ten minutes to pass. Then he gave permission for men to drag at the heels of the criminals, to speed their passing.






William, sixth of that name, by the Grace of God King of England, Duke of Normandy and Brittany, and Count of Anjou died in the night of the second day after Jocelyn’s return.

It was bad. Worse than bad - the least pleasant situation Jocelyn had ever had the misfortune to be in. As soon as the announcement was made a human tide began flowing away from the dead man. Running away, off to find a new master and escape to a safer place. This tide Jocelyn joined, gathering up his family and retainers, bundling all their belongings and setting out straight for their horses. The ring, and the letters he had been given along with it, were stowed safely in his belt pouch, where they’d lain since before he left the king’s side after being given them. A few other bits the king hadn’t wanted stolen, including his wedding ring, were stuffed in with Jocelyn’s clothes.

Things had gone so far that his men had to lay out with shield and sword flats to batter a way through the seething mass. Richildis carried Mahaut, and the child’s sobbing joined with Jean’s wailing. The racket they made hardly dented the row made by the drunken fools who had decided to empty the cellars and stores in an orgy of gluttony.

They passed dead, dying, hurt, insensible. Not only the king was robbed, but any who fell foul of those with dreams of gain and the means to take.

When he saw a drunken fool he recognised as the king’s falconer capering about in the king’s lesser crown something in Jocelyn broke. He stuffed his sword right through the man’s middle. As he wrenched the blade free he snarled, “You’re supposed to mourn him or something, damn it!” He added the crown to the load his people carried.

Not until they had ridden a few miles from the royal manor did Jocelyn allow them to stop, even when they’d passed through the large camp outside the manor to pick up the soldiers he’d got there they had kept on moving. He’d had them head in the direction of home, Tourraine.

“What now?” Richildis asked him steadily. She had a good idea; he’d told her what was in his mind when he’d come back from that audience with the king.

“You and the children are going home. I’m giving you half the men as escort. Ride hard, and don’t stop till you’re safely behind Saint Maur’s walls. I know you’ll take care of things.”

“So you’re off to England.”

“I won’t be gone long, a month at most.”

She nudged her horse closer to his, so her feet touched his leg. “Be careful. And remember your promise.”

“I will.” Like he’d bloody forget. Only Tildis would think he was off to England to seduce the new queen in an effort to get power. Bloody woman was mad! But if this Eleanor happened to look his way, well, what could a polite knight do if not do his best to please? Chivalry practically demanded it, and Tildis was always going on about how he should be more chivalrous.

Richildis leaned in to hiss, “No more bastards, no mistresses, no more passing encounters, and if I hear you’ve taken up with this Eleanor I will geld you. No one but me.”

Except she wasn’t going to be there, and wasn’t interested when she was. Women!

When she kissed him Jocelyn was so shocked he nearly fell of his damned horse. Feeling encouraged – and reckoning that if it went awry he’d be hundreds of miles away from her for at least a few weeks – he gave it a go himself. The result, while not stunning, was half decent at least, and she didn’t do her usual imitation of a bit of wood.

So only she could hear he muttered, “Now why’d you have to get friendly at a time when it’s damned hard to do anything much about it?”

Richildis gave him a dazzling smile. “Tactics. Now you’ve some reason to remember I exist, and some reward for your efforts and improvement.” The smile picked up a dangerous quality. “It also serves you right for that Selova slut. Don’t think I didn’t know.” Riding away from him she called back over her shoulder loud enough for everyone to hear clearly, “Besides, it’s easier to relax and feel friendly, as you put it, when I know you can’t touch me.”

Suddenly it felt like every damned pair of eyes in the entire area was on him, bloody owners laughing away. Damn her! And he couldn’t do a damned thing about it, damn it, not unless he cared to chase off after her, drag her off that damned horse and tell her what for with everyone, including the children, watching. Women! And that woman in particular!

Jocelyn put his spurs to the horse and headed for Normandy.





And so dies the first POV character. The king is dead! Long live the …?

Bit of a sad end for William, but if there is one thing history shows it is that kings tend to have rather sad, lonely deaths, usually involving watching the crumbling of their work and/or the next generation stepping in to take their birthright early. Amazing how many of them ended up robbed and abandoned with only a handful of loyal servants left to bury them.

It would have been nice for him to come back and reclaim his kingdom, and to greet his dear friend Trempwick, and to meet Eleanor again and act on those regrets and second thoughts he has been having, perhaps even regaining a hint of the love he once had for her and her gaining some understanding of him. But frogs don’t do nice. That would be lame, contrived even. It would rob William of half his significance. He’s a lonely, sad character, despite it all, and that is what he is meant to be. I find it easier to forgive him what he does to Nell than I do Hugh, even though what he does is worse. Because it is born of passion rather than a cold decision, and done in a passion rather than in a cold calm.


:takes stock of the general response to Mariot: Ah, at least a decent success rate then. Wee! Not bad for a first go.

Lordvagrant: Well, you were the first to say it, but everyone seems to want to hold on to Godit. I wonder why … ;)

Bigdan: Mm, got to agree. Anne being angry at Nell would be annoying to write. Nell would defend herself and win, then feel guilty. Then Anne would be back for another go, and it would repeat. Over and over. Gah!

Avernite: I found ASOIF a bit unbelievable because of the destructiveness of the warfare. It's the Harrying of the North, not the Wars of the Roses or the war between Steven and Matilda. Or to put it in more contemporary terms, it's Hiroshima, not the Blitz. There seems to be very little of the country which has not been looted, raided, burned, and destroyed, and vast chunks of the population have been slaughtered or maimed so they are now poor workers. It's too destructive to be supported, and it will take generations to recover. Meanwhile the victors are not really gaining anything, except whatever loot they carry away. The land they are taking they have ruined.

BTW, finished book 5 of WoT. Aside from the last 100 or so pages it was mostly dull. I think I have reached the point where the series will begin to wind down for me. I was hoping to get at least to the end of book 6 before that happened. Oh well, keep on going, and all that. PS: Egwyne. Hate her. Die. Pain. Etc. Oh, and Nynaeve is going all stupid and annoying too, except for when she is kicking behind. Gah! There goes the one character I liked, lost in a sea of doubts and weaknesses that [beep] Egwyene planted in her head. Double gah!

Igaworker: Sits wrong? :Looks innocent, so the joke has better impact: She sits with her knees together and her ankles crossed, her skirts neatly arranged too. It’s all very proper. Now if she were showing some leg or something, then she’d be sitting wrong. :p

Coz1: Now if I could have, I would have, believe me :mutters about the story wanting to take the less shocking route: :D

Dead William: :rofl: I think you’d do better with another saying. Nell would say that until now Fulk had never ordered her not to drug him, so she was not being disobedient, and that thinking him a better man than to break a woman’s fingers and like it is far from disrespectful. That gooseberry has a hint of lawyer in her, methinks. Try “A horse, whether good or bad, needs a spur. A woman, whether good or bad, needs a lord and master – and sometimes a stick.” No room for wriggling out of things with that one :D

Fulk says your idea would set a dangerous precedent. If he ever needs to do something unscrupulous to keep her out of trouble he doesn’t want her getting ideas. Myself, I’ll just laugh a bit more at the mental image of Nell trying to drape him across her knee. She’d need to drug him all over again to get even that far! :rofl:
 
A good end to a good character. He died as he lived - significantly.

Jocelyn is growing on me too, and I hope he does well. Wouldn't it be ironic if Trempwick faced his end not at the point of a valiant knight's sword or an errant pupil's poison, but at the hands of an inept plotter?

By the by, I subtitled my new AAR in honor of this one.
 
Frankly, I think William deserved his lonely death. Granted, this is coming from a 20th century perspective, but he wasn't just not nice...I thought him to be cruel at times - with Eleanor, to be precise. She did not deserve half of the beatings she received from him (if that.) And he left a mess, which thankfully you acknowledged.

Now a slight niggle -
The new king would look a right dishonourable thief, out to grab whatever he could and dismiss the laws and charters of his realm. Meaning disaster, resentment, mistrust, and a right old stewing mess of potential future rebellion.
I'd have to argue with this, slightly. You are absolutely correct that such an action might very well lead to further rebellion, but that has never stopped new Kings (and Queens) before. I've just finished reading about the Wars of the Roses, and frankly, that's all that ever happened. Too many attainders reveresed, and Edward IV had quite the time revoking others titles to give to himself and his Woodville in-laws. It just struck me as odd that William would care so much at his death about something that he did not seem to be much concerned with in life. But this could be written off as a dying man seeing things somehow clearer on his deathbed.

But remind me again why Hugh has not been crowned? If he really is worried about his position as King (which the story leads us to believe) I would have thought he might have immediately found the right men to crown him and at least have that as some level of legitamacy. Again, this was a common practice in the 15th century. I would not expect things to be drastically different in your timeline of less than 200 years or so prior. That was another Hugh mistake, if you ask me.

And now Jocy - Great! He's quickly becoming my favorite. His relationship with his wife is outstanding to read about. Never easy, but my God - what would this man be without her? He would be a totally different man without her. I do not envy his task, however. As much as I like him and despise Trempy, I think we all know who has the upper hand if it comes to the two of them.
 
I don´t think Jocelyn is an inept plotter, just a direct one. I think that Trempwick migth actually come out the looser in any encounter.
The last man loyal to the old king. I wonder where the bones of William will lie to rest.

Hugh is going to be sore troubled by his father´s actions, and Trempwick is not going to be at all happy either, though he wil try and move things his way. This will be even more interesting.

oh, and Froggy, I wonder what unscrupulous deeds Fulk will perform to protect his lady. And if any of them are unscrupulous enough to shock Eleanor, except that he performed them... I still think he ought to warm her bottom. Gently. :p

Sits back to listen to Eleanor´s lawyerlike rebuttal, only to dismiss it with the words Et ceterum censeo Eleanoris flagginatam esse.

Won´t that get me into trouble....

DW
 
As for the destruction in ASoIF, part of the problem is that we see all the 'worst parts'. The lands that we see are the ones that have several armies marching through. The lands of the Lannisters (for example) are probably still in pretty good shape. The lands that have had several armies march through (thus, taking all of the food and probably many of the able bodied men). What people remain are probably pretty desperate. In addition there was a collapsed army (Renly's) meaning plenty of bandits who are armed and can't really go home.

Can someone help me out with William's "I wed three times..." comment?