Originally posted by Alikchi
You, sir, are The Man.
Klingon to be exact. Kapla!!!
http://www.sorehands.com/humor/kling.htm
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Originally posted by Alikchi
You, sir, are The Man.
Originally posted by Rustican
Berlin April 1941
The door to the study bursts open and a winded Ribbentrop comes staggering inside. Hitler and Georing look up from their current Axis and Allies simulation fearing the worse.
Ribbentrop: I have terrible news sir! (struggles to catch his breath)
Hitler: (Looks up from his desk growing pale) No… Has the Iraqi army defeated my field marshals? I sent 30 divisions of armor 6 divisions of mechanized infantry and 12 divisions of fodder at them! Weren’t they enough?
Ribbentrop: No mein Fuhrer, you miss under—
Hitler: (clutches at his hair in lamentation) All lost? Oh the horror! Look at what my warmongering ways have cost me! I should have just been content with being a bad watercolor artist instead of a power hungry dictator! Oh fate, why do you mock me so!!!
Betcha!Originally posted by Exterous
I like the panzer in a cake idea. Maybe that will work when you try to invade the US. Us fat, lazy Americans do love our cake.....
9 mountain divisions are stationed at Gibraltar. They are having a rip-roaring time rolling boulders off the cliffs to welcome the British Regulars trying to storm up the slops.
Actually it’s the vodka. What else are you going to do in Siberia during the middle of winter but drink and make little infantry men.
Originally posted by Rustican
Berlin July 1941
Hitler: Defend damn you! Defend! When did you turn French on me??? (yells at the plastic panzer sitting on the map. He roll his dice) Ones again? Blast!
Georing: Woohoo! You lose your last panzer! Game over! Bragging rights are mine! (Starts doing a victory dance around the table) Can’t touch this! Du, du, du, du. Unh huh! Unh huh! (Moon walks)