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“ITS NOT OURS!”
“WHAT?”
“ITS THE BRITISH! THEYRE SHELLING VLADIVOSTOK FROM THE SEA!”
“FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!” More explosions sounded around them, as the earth shook and a block of houses collapsed further away
“TELL THEM TO STOP! I NEVER ASKED FOR A NAVAL BOMBARDMENT”
The radioman yelled into the radio, then looked at it, and bashed it against the ground in fury
“WHAT?”
“IT’S BUSTED! THE RADIO IS BUSTED!”
“WHAT IS IT WITH THIS GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE?” More buildings around them exploded, as another pile of dust covered the soldiers “LETS JUST STORM THIS BLOODY TOWN SQUARE. CHARGE!” The squad roared as the men ran onto the town square, where hundreds of German soldiers were covering behind tank wrecks and firing mortars. Jorgen felt the urge to make a heroic speech to his men, but it would be of little use: Nobody would be able to hear him anyway. He ducked behind a tank and peered over to look at the Russian defenders. He was amazed.

Standing in the middle of an enormous group of Russians near the Town Hall stairs was no other than Stalin himself. He was wildly firing a looted MG42 into the German attackers, his eyes conveying his state of complete delirium. The man’s raw power was unbelievable, as he screamed and roared like a madman, singlehandedly holding an MG42 and blasting away without aiming or covering. The realisation of the end of his era had driven the man to insanity, now shooting without aim, mowing down anyone foolish enough to come in his sight, be it friend or foe. A spread of bullets bounced off the tank wreck, and Jorgen was forced to duck as bullets flew whistling overhead. Enough of this. He took his rifle off his back and loaded. All he needed now was an opening.

Jorgen’s rifle was not an ordinary rifle. It was a Kar98K, with a Russian scope custom-fitted on, giving it the superior zoom of Russian scopes combined with German reliability and precision. This rifle was the same rifle as that had been used in the attempted assassination of Van Geyte, a rifle charged with history. It seemed only natural that this would be the rifle to end Stalin. The bullet spree stopped for a while, as the Germans began counterfiring. This was his chance. Jorgen lunged up, aimed, and pressed the trigger. This was one for Van Geyte.

In the midst of a scream, Stalin suddenly stopped. He stumbled back, grabbing his chest, and looked at his hand. Blood. His eyes seemed to be gauging out as he stared at the bullet wound in his chest. Jorgen had missed the man’s head, but hit the chest. It proved to be enough. With an expression of amazement, Stalin looked upon the world, experiencing the last minutes of his life. Before stumbling over, Stalin raised his machinegun one last time, blindly spreeing into a German squad that had attempted to switch cover and was exposed, and uttering one, last, brutal roar. His bellow reached even the farthest points of the town square, as German soldiers sat behind their cover, petrified by this unhumanly sound. A second shot by Jorgen hit Stalin in the stomach, and he tumbled over. Josef Stalin died a soldier’s death on the 1st of October 1943. His death marked the end of communism around the world.

After hearing the news of the death of Stalin, the remnants of the Red army surrendered, signing an unconditional peace with the Channel Pact.

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Edit: Yes, posted in the last minute!
-Laurence

Edit: Yes, you forgot the font. The font, Laurence, the font!
-Vincent

Edit: Screw the font Vincent! I posted on time !
-Laurence
 
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That was one heroic death for Stalin... DAMN

Well written and I wonder is this one of the submissions?
 
Wondering about how Tojo is going to go down...
 
Awesome! The main WWII characters can never die normally can they? :D Petain, Hitler, Stalin.

You didn't add the font though. Now it's just default, which sucks when you want to read longer stuff.

Fixed. And no, nobody dies normal here. Remember, this is an AAR made out of the idea that WWII should have been an epic bad-ass conflict in which everyone is a hero... of course taking into consideration that we are the good guys, and they the bad guys. Just like American propaganda :D

Wondering about how Tojo is going to go down...

Well, Tojo isn't mentioned, I took Hirohito as 'leader' because he's more well-known.

There is one scene, which is badass. And then, there is an alternative scene which is over-the-top unbelievably badass. Remember our alternative Hitler scene? Oh yes :D

In CET. :mad: :p

Why would Stalin be that mad???
Always afraid to hear any kind of shooting.

Collapse of the Soviet Union? The end of his empire? Stalin was a paranoid freak, after all.

That was one heroic death for Stalin... DAMN

Well written and I wonder is this one of the submissions?

No, that wasn't my submission. This is:


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French jokes for the mass!

-Laurence, Totally Random Productions
 
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Nach Frankreich fahr ich nur auf Ketten.

Or do you meant some other joke?

Great AAR btw. Even if it is less an AAR and more some funny story, this even makes it something special :D
 
Joined and subscribed, read all 39 pages between last night and today! Long live the Pact!

Long live the Pact !

Love those french jokes...

but you missed out the popular tank joke...

How many gears does a French tank have?
4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

:D

Great AAR btw. Even if it is less an AAR and more some funny story, this even makes it something special :D

Thanks, it can't always be serious you know ;)

-Laurence

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The Cominterm had fallen. The Wehrmacht did not rest however, as a week later Van Geyte himself ordered the invasion of Korea, to wipe out the last Japanese foothold on the Asian continent.

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In the meanwhile, the last remnants of the Singapore siege were wiped off the map by British forces, after two victories in Singora and Kota Bahru.

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Surprisingly, the Japanese made one desperate last dash towards the Philippines: They managed to land on Mindoro, but the entire transport fleet was reefed by the RN shortly after the landing.​
 
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Near the US East Coast, Allied forces had managed to capture Bermuda, a vital navalbase and airport near North-America. A plan was devised to capture it back.

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With naval superiority established in the Pacific, the British gathered an enormous force of Royal Marines in Saigon and on Taiwan, from which they would strike at the isolated Japanese islands in the Pacific.

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The Atlantic War became increasingly hostile, as the US began sending Battleship fleets into the Grand Banks to combat the Kriegsmarine.

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It had become apparent that Canada was in the process of building a warfleet of it’s own, already counting 6 Battleships, 12 Heavy Cruisers and some 40 lighter ships.​
 
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more updates, not less! mooooooooore

@ least I'm firmly addicted :D
 
What? Channel Pact week over? damn...

Also, we have a surprise for tomorrow. ;)

-Laurence

We do?

*Murmurs behind the curtain*
yes, yes, I see. But how...
*more murmurs*
An AAR about WHAT? Oh come one, they'll never buy it. These people aren't stupid you know
*aggravated murmurs*
Okay, what you want


Come to think of it, we do! :D
-Vincent
 
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