trekaddict: That would be pretty scary.
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March 9, 1940
Paris, France
Max sat smoking with Skorzeny and Kuefer in the sitting room of Skorzeny's suite at the Hotel Ritz. Achen and Durr stood by the windows, looking down on the garden below. Conversation was muted and often forced. All of them were wondering what was happening behind the closed door leading from the sitting room. They had slipped into the hotel a little under an hour ago with the prisoner. Once they were safely inside Skorzeny's suite, Helmut had made a brief phone call and then had shut himself away with the prisoner. Every so often Max would jump as a muffled shout of pain emanated from behind the closed door.
The door suddenly opened and Max turned to see Helmut emerging from the dark room. His shirt sleeves were rolled up to the elbow and he was wiping his hands on a towel. Max could not help but notice that Helmut was staining it red as he did so. Helmut tossed the towel onto the floor and crossed the room to where Max was sitting. At his gesture, Max tossed him his pack of cigarettes and a matchbook. After he had lit his cigarette and taken a long pull, Helmut sat himself down next to Max and closed his eyes with a long sigh. Max was starting to wonder if he had fallen asleep when Helmut mumbled, "He should be here soon."
"Who's that?", asked Max.
Helmut, his eyes still closed, answered simply, "A friend." A moment later the men were startled by a sharp knock on the door. Durr crossed to it and looked through the peephole. Turning back to the room he hissed, "Christ, it's the Gestapo."
Max jumped to his feet in alarm, but Helmut just smiled and said, "Open the door, Durr. It's alright."
Durr opened the door and the Gestapo man stepped in. He was of average height and was well built though he was perhaps losing the trimness that he had enjoyed in younger days. He regarded the men in the room with a friendly smile on a warm and open face. If not for the uniform, he would more easily bring to mind a favorite uncle than a member of one of the Reich's most feared entities. The newcomer swept his gaze across the room until he spotted Helmut, who had risen from his seat. His smile growing even wider, the Gestapo agent crossed the room to Helmut who put his hand out in greeting. The man knocked Helmut's hand aside and embraced him saying, "It's been too long for just that."
Once they had broken, Helmut stepped back and said, "It has been too long, Ralph. It's good to see you again."
"You as well.", replied Ralph. "Of course, I should have known when you called that you wanted help. That once again, you needed good old Ralph to bail you out of some such mess."
"When have I ever needed you to bail me out of anything?", asked an incredulous Helmut.
Ralph put a finger to his lips as if in deep thought and responded, "How about every time we worked together? You remember that time in Cottbus?"
Helmut winced and said, "Yeah, I remember."
Max looked from one man to the other and asked, "I take it that you're old friends?"
Ralph nodded and replied, "We are indeed. We joined the Sicherheitsdienst together and worked as partners frequently. Of course, that was before Helmut became Heydrich's golden boy and got too good for the likes of a little guy like me."
Helmut looked down at the floor and said in a quiet voice, "That's not how it was, Ralph."
Ralph laughed and punched Helmut in the arm as he said, "Relax, I was just kidding with you." Looking to Max he said, "You know, I knew him back when he had an actual sense of humor."
Max smiled and responded, "I wonder what that must have been like."
Ralph held his hand out flat and rotated it side to side in a so-so gesture saying, "The only problem with his sense of humor was that he wasn't half as funny as he thought he was. Still though, he was a good partner and a good friend. That's why I came over right away when Hershel here said he needed a favor."
Skorzeny raised an eyebrow and asked, "Hershel?"
Ralph smiled and responded, "A little nickname I gave Helmut after our first mission together." Helmut made a warning gesture, but Ralph ignored him and explained, "Our first assignment after being recruited into the Sicherheitsdienst was to go Breslau. This was in '33. There was this newspaper that was putting out pro-communist propaganda and attacking the Fuhrer. We were to shut it down, arrest the editor, and find out if he could lead us to any communist organizations in the area. Well, he somehow found out we were coming and slipped over the border into Poland. We asked around and were able to determine that he had fled to a small village near Cracow. We didn't want to come back empty-handed from our first mission, so Helmut suggests that we go after him. After some discussion, he convinced me and off we went."
"Into Poland, just like that?", asked Max in surprise.
Ralph laughed and said, "We figured that we could get a hold of him and bring him back without anyone knowing. I suppose that we were just too young and inexperienced to think about the consequences of what we were doing. Anyway, we crossed the border and started looking for our target. As we looked around, it quickly became apparent that Helmut couldn't speak Polish and knew nothing about the culture. Remember now that this was his idea! In between ridiculing him, I taught him a couple of simple phrases and told him to come up with an alias. He couldn't very well introduce himself as Helmut Wolf and expect to blend in, after all. So Helmut, a little miffed at my constant and hilarious ribbing, waved his hand toward a nearby business and said that he would use that name. I looked over and saw that he was pointing to a kosher deli. Helmut had decided to go undercover as the only blond-haired and blue-eyed Jew in Poland!"
Ralph finished the story with a laugh and was joined in his mirth by the rest of the suite's occupants, with the notable exception of Helmut who was staring red-faced at the floor. Once the laughter had died down Max asked Ralph, "Did you catch the editor?"
Ralph nodded, "We sure did. Brought him back to Germany with no trouble and no one ever found out about our little trip." Turning to Helmut he asked, "Where is the prisoner?"
Helmut jerked his thumb over his shoulder and replied, "In there. I've already had a conversation with him and he'll tell you what you want to know about other cells in the area. Is your team at Rue Navier?"
Ralph nodded, "Should be. The official story will be that we were investigating reports of a suspicious gathering and were fired upon. The cell was then wiped out with the exception of one prisoner. No one will know that you were ever there."
"Thanks, Ralph. I appreciate it."
"No thanks necessary, Helmut. You know that I'm happy to help you out. Now, if you would bring me my prisoner I'll be on my way."
As Helmut went to collect the prisoner, Max stepped closer to Ralph and asked him, "If you were in the Sicherheitsdienst with Helmut, why are you in the Gestapo now?"
Ralph thought a moment and replied, "I made a mistake that got me into trouble with Heydrich. Not enough to warrant my dismissal, but enough to effectively end my career. A guy I knew in the Gestapo got them to offer me a job. It was a promotion and more money so I went for it."
"Why would the Gestapo take you if you were in trouble with the SD?", asked Max.
Ralph smiled and responded, "Because they didn't know. The SD and the Gestapo treated each other like major rivals you see. If one made a mistake, they kept it quiet so the other group wouldn't find out about it."
Max frowned and said, "But Helmut made a mistake of some kind in the past and was pushed out of the SD. I'm not sure what he did, but it was common knowledge that he was on the outs with Heydrich. Apparently his mistake wasn't kept quiet."
Ralph laughed and said, "That's the difference between Helmut and me. When I screw up, I keep it small and limit the awareness of it. When Helmut screws up on the other hand, he takes out ad space."
The two men were still laughing over the little joke when Helmut reappeared with the prisoner who was looking much worse than he had the last time Max had seen him. Ralph took possession of him and led him out the door. He paused in the doorway and said to Helmut, "As payment for this I'll expect you to be buying me a few beers. I'm thinking tomorrow."
Helmut smiled and replied, "That's a deal, Ralph. See you tomorrow."
Ralph smiled and said, "Good. Maybe I'll tell your friends about the time you chased that Russian agent into a brothel and then, ah, 'got lost' for about an hour."
Helmut slammed the door on Ralph and turned to see Max and the rest staring at him in shock. He smiled weakly and said, "It wasn't for an hour. Not even close."
"I'll bet it wasn't.", muttered Max.
"What was that?", asked Helmut
"Nothing."