Dear representers of the newly formed political parties, welcome to the U.S Congress building. We are here today to discuss about the March 1936 elections.
The issue of factories is surprising. About half of the parties have announced not to construct more facilities, and the other half supports the idea. If we have a look at this economic map, we can see that the non-industrial areas, covered in dark green, have spread widely over the Great Plains.
Another issue worth mentioning is the so-called 'Panama Question'. Militarists in the senate support the idea of armed intervention in Central America to create a pro-American, loyal puppet state. Surprisingly, about half of the parties are supporting this idea. Or as the The United Happiness and Friendship Front says, "annex everyone into happiness".
The military view of all parties is very similar, too. The only radical difference is the Ego Party, which is going to make the army voluntary. More discussion on this party coming later.
Now, shall we move on to the next issue?
A question on nuclear research has been raised amongst the parties, and it seems that most of them are supporting extended research. The currently estimated year of our nuclear research is 1939. Since our nuclear technology is already more advanced than any other nation's, advancing more might become a slow process lasting for a long time.
Otherwise, the research of the United States seems fine. Everything that isn't yet up-to-date, will be made so.
Other issues, such as continuing the Universal Suffrage, have been proven a must for our nation, since all parties support it.
One last mention in this meeting is concerning yxc qwert and his Ego Party. It's known motto is "Me, Myself and I", and this has raised a question: Is this radical party really democratic? Judging from the speeches of its leader, this party wants to close down factories, build "autobahns" and isn't interested on nuclear research (but instead wants the scientists to decide about that).
This gives us the image that yxc qwert is a egoistic, mentally problematic german.
This has earned him the nickname "Dr. Strangelove" amongst the voters.
We do not wish him to be offended, and he should be only glad about the fact he has received so much notice in this first meeting of 1936.
I call this meeting adjourned.