This is my next AAR, hopefully you can appreciate my humour or this'll be utterly dull and boring to you.
Country: Papal States
Type: a Fantasia mod, known as Fantaszia 3.
Driving Purpose: I was looking at Mr.T's thred wlak FAQ, and thought, how about a funny AAR based on an insane king who wants animals for his zoo?
Off we go!
Please note, this AAR may have some script making fun of various institutions. Please take it all in humour. Please.
Prelude
“ Sir, do you really think you are up to governing the Papal States and being Pope at the same
time?”
“What! Are you an idiot! The Papal States is headed by the Pope! It exists for the sole purpose of
the Pope!”
“I disagree, sire.”
“What! Well, I’ll have my Swiss guard throw you out, heretic! Guards!”
“They are rather tied up at the moment.”
“You little!”
It was rather interesting to see the eighty year old pope try to strangle him.
“Ahem, I think you’ll find the Italian countryside too settled for you. We’ll exile you to, oh, say,
Oahu.”
“But you don’t even know where that is!”
“Exactly. Explorers are so expensive nowadays. We send exiled people wearing funny hats doing
a funny wave.”
“But that’s discriminatory!”
“No more discriminatory than your ban on frogs, which was disguised as a ban on “small slimy
things that hop on lily pads, are amphibians, and lay gregarious quantities of small eggs in a jelly
like substance that progress into a fish-like tadpole into the mature stage.”
“That wasn’t precisely against frogs!”
“Neither is ours. It also fits the Caliph and King of England. Very useful law, I think.”
“You can’t do this!”
“Wanna bet?”
He turned to the another of the council.
“Now that the Pope is gone, we need more animals to adorn our zoos. I like them. They are fuzzy
(which may have been due to his eyesight)You are to find some men willing to adventure to find
new animals. Say, the Phoenix, the Wlak, the Unicorn, Griffin, and any others that may be of
interest.”
“Aye aye, cap-i-tain!”
“This is not a 17th century pirate ship. Pull yourself together!”
“17th Century! You don’t even know if this planet’ll survive to the 17th century!”
“Yes I do. Look at this.”
A musical appears: “Somewhere, over the rainbow-!”
“Wrong one!
Ah, see here, written account by alien time travelers that the world survives to 2003, Christian
Calender.”
“Alien time travelers?!”
“Haven’t you heard all those alien encounters stories from Tuscany?”
“What!?”
“That’s right.”
Country: Papal States
Type: a Fantasia mod, known as Fantaszia 3.
Driving Purpose: I was looking at Mr.T's thred wlak FAQ, and thought, how about a funny AAR based on an insane king who wants animals for his zoo?
Off we go!
Please note, this AAR may have some script making fun of various institutions. Please take it all in humour. Please.
Prelude
“ Sir, do you really think you are up to governing the Papal States and being Pope at the same
time?”
“What! Are you an idiot! The Papal States is headed by the Pope! It exists for the sole purpose of
the Pope!”
“I disagree, sire.”
“What! Well, I’ll have my Swiss guard throw you out, heretic! Guards!”
“They are rather tied up at the moment.”
“You little!”
It was rather interesting to see the eighty year old pope try to strangle him.
“Ahem, I think you’ll find the Italian countryside too settled for you. We’ll exile you to, oh, say,
Oahu.”
“But you don’t even know where that is!”
“Exactly. Explorers are so expensive nowadays. We send exiled people wearing funny hats doing
a funny wave.”
“But that’s discriminatory!”
“No more discriminatory than your ban on frogs, which was disguised as a ban on “small slimy
things that hop on lily pads, are amphibians, and lay gregarious quantities of small eggs in a jelly
like substance that progress into a fish-like tadpole into the mature stage.”
“That wasn’t precisely against frogs!”
“Neither is ours. It also fits the Caliph and King of England. Very useful law, I think.”
“You can’t do this!”
“Wanna bet?”
He turned to the another of the council.
“Now that the Pope is gone, we need more animals to adorn our zoos. I like them. They are fuzzy
(which may have been due to his eyesight)You are to find some men willing to adventure to find
new animals. Say, the Phoenix, the Wlak, the Unicorn, Griffin, and any others that may be of
interest.”
“Aye aye, cap-i-tain!”
“This is not a 17th century pirate ship. Pull yourself together!”
“17th Century! You don’t even know if this planet’ll survive to the 17th century!”
“Yes I do. Look at this.”
A musical appears: “Somewhere, over the rainbow-!”
“Wrong one!
Ah, see here, written account by alien time travelers that the world survives to 2003, Christian
Calender.”
“Alien time travelers?!”
“Haven’t you heard all those alien encounters stories from Tuscany?”
“What!?”
“That’s right.”
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