Sweden, 1415
Kalmar, Småland
"The king, where is the king?
It was a cold night, as usual since it´s Sweden. But this night was different. A bright light had appeared in the sky, and people took this as a bad omen. And that´s exactly what it was...
Olof was running down the path. The bright red light scared him to death, even the dark forest seemed less scary. So he just kept running, and running, and eventually he found what he was looking for, the English guy who had arrived the week before.
"Robin, vad i helvete är det som händer?
"Whaat?
"Er, Vhat te hel is hapening?
"Ehem, I Believe that god is extremely upset.
"Who?
"GOD, NO WONDER THAT THE SKY IS RED WHEN YOU DON`T EVEN KNOW WHO GOD IS!!!
"Is god a bad gay?
"What? God is certainly not gay, you little...
"Robin?
"Silence!
Robin looked up at the sky. The red light was gone, but a giant door had appeared instead. He turned to Olof.
"You better run Olof, God has arrived to "remove" all heathens.
1415, Tabriz, Capital of the Arvinist Empire
"Arvin, Arvin the city is falling, you must escape!
"Patience Zalik, I didn´t left when the Timurids attacked, and I will certainly not leave because of some Uzbeks and their stupid Khazak allies, we´ve beaten them before, and we will do it again!
"I am not so sure about that.
"You forgot one thing, young Zalik, we are the Arvinists. We may be small now, but once we were the Golden power of Asia, we´ve beaten the Turks and the mongols. The Uzbeks will die as soon as they enter this sacred and holy city. Remember that.
"I will, great Arvin.
Meanwhile, on the hills of Tabriz.
"The walls will soon fall, great Tarök.
"Good, is our Light Riders ready for assault?
"More ready than ever.
"And what about the Heavy infantry?
"Do we have any?
"No, I don´t think so.
"What the hell is infantry anyway?
"Probably some Arvinist invention.
"Yeah, probably extremely bad in battle to.
"Hahaha!
"Hahaha!
A Khazak overheard the whole conversation.
"Don´t you guys know? The Arvinist infantry is one of the most effective in all of Asia.
"What? Tarök asked.
"The Arvinist infantry is so well trained, that even the Mongol cavalry sucks compared to them. The Arvinist infantry is so strong, that even the Carthaginian Elephants sucks compared to them, yes, they would´ve beaten Alexander the Great himself!
"Are you sure?
"I am a Khazak, do Khazaks lie?
"No, that´s an Uzbek invention!
"Exatly!
"Well, if they are so strong we will retreat.
"I think that to. See ya!
"Smell you later, Khazak!
The Uzbek army marched away, leaving the Khazaks by themselves.
The Khazak approached the Khazak leader.
"The believed me, the siege os ours.
"Stupid Uzbeks, dumb in every aar, cursed in every dimension, those "poor" people.
"Hahaha!
"Hahaha!
"By the way, warrior, what is your name?
"My nama Borat.
"Well, Borat consider yourself as promoted, you are now "almost a warrior".
"Thank you, commander.
Dublin, 1415
"I´m tired efter sech a long trip, must get some sleep, aye.
Kýll found a small inn, and entered it. It was a small dark inn, perfect for a person who wanted to "hide" or "keept out of sight", which suited Kýll rather good.
"One room pleaz, he said.
"It is morning, no room.
"Whet?
"It is morning, no room.
"Now ye lissen to me, lad, either ye give me a room, or I´ll threw ye wife up in a tree!
"Will room number 666 please you?
"666, are ye crazy? give me 007, reght now!
"Do ye have a license to kill, mister?
"Just. Give. Me. A. Room.
"Here, room 072, it´s "the lucky guy room", take it, and go.
"Thenk ye. Ahh, it´s going to be nice to heve some rest at last, hehe.
But when Kýll entered the room, there was already someone in there.
"Ye? Whet are ye doing here?
"There can only be one.
"I em the one.
"We´ll just see about that.
Saulta
