Two kingdoms, one Monarch - well, most of the time.
Start Info:
Denmark WATK GC Normal/Normal
First ruler: Eric of Pomerania (Erik VII) (Born 1382) King 1419-1439 (Died 1459) Married to Philippa, daughter of Henry IV of England
Sidenote: Father Polish, mother German, Ruler of Denmark, Norway and Sweden and married to an English Princess, if that’s not international I don’t know!.
Erik VII (of Pomerania)
Chapter 1:
Erik felt cold - as always, the logs on the fire didn’t do anything to warm up the room, so it was not really surprising that he felt as if his royal behind was frozen.
The servant stood in a corner an waited until Erik gave him a sign to come on over with his clothing.
He felt really grumpy and he did kind of regret that he had called for a meeting with his advisors early in the morning, to decide what to do with the new year coming up.
- Have the meal made ready in the study as soon as possible and tell the advisors to meet me there in an hour. Before you do anything else though, heat up the study.
- Yes, Your Highness.
The servant started to back out of the room, when Erik stopped him with a gesture.
- one more thing!.
- Your Highness?
- Make sure that Baldrick does not show up at all.
The servant looked puzzled.
- Sire!?.
- Mein Gott, bin ich denn von Dummköpfen umgeben!?
( My God am i amidst idiots!?)
The servant didn’t understand a word, that much was clear.
- Let Baldrick the Joker entertain my wife or some foreign visitor, but keep him out of the study, I am not in the mood for his silly jokes today.
The servant bowed
- Yes, Your Highness.
Erik was almost finished with his meal when the first advisors came into the study.
- While i'm eating, you might as well start. The others who haven’t showed up yet won’t miss it, as most of it, already is known to them, i guess.
The head of the cabinet took a bow and started.
- Well, your kingdom in the year of our Lord 1419 looks like this, Your Highness:
- Well that is a fine map, but how is the economy in my lands?
Another advisor stepped up.
- If you wish, Your Highness I will be glad to to sum up the numbers.
Erik made a gesture to make him step up while he tried to swallow a bite of all too salty a lump of meat.
- Well Your Highness:
Sjælland (Capital) 12000 people
Fyn 10000 -
Jylland 10000 -
Skåne 8000 -
Gotland 5000 -
In all 45000 people
- All these lands are without any tax collectors I am afraid.
- What!?
- It seems that Baldrick as some sort of practical joke sent letters to all the taxmen and told them to take, ehhh, well, a little vacation.
- HE DID WHAT!?!
- Ehmm, Your Highness it seems like he was a bit drunk after the Christmasfeast and sort of….ehhhm.
- SORT OF WHAT, MAN?. SPEAK UP!
- He fired all taxmen.
- Oh God! The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd!
Erik started to pull out his hair with his bare hands
- I’ll make him cry out in agony with a spike up his bottom!
- Your Highness!?
- Nothing, nothing. Forget it, just get Baldrick in here after the meeting.
- Yes, Your Highness, we will make sure of that, You need not worry.
- Good. Make sure to hire tax collectors in all the 5 provinces no matter the cost, the state coffers can not be without them. Now tell me about the state of army and navy.
- Sire I am glad to tell his majesty that the Navy is in excellent shape currently being 20 ships-of-war and 9 merchant-ships strong.
- And the army?.
- The Danish Army in Jutland is 26,000 men strong, 20,000 Infantry and 6000 Cavalry. The Copenhagen Militia is 10,000 men strong - 9000 infantry and 1000 Cavalry.
- Hmm, considering that we only have 45,000 people in this kingdom that is a rather large army.
- Well Your Highness, such a level of militarism is a common sight in these days.
- Is that so?. Would you be so kind as to explain?.
- Well the Hanseatic provinces just south of our border field around 60.000 men in total. Holstein, Oldenburg, Bremen, Mecklenburg and Your native Pommern is a power to be aware of. Holstein alone fields 20.000 men.
- That’s mad!.
- Well, Your Highness these are matters we must face, be they mad or not.
Erik paused for a moment to think, the advisors kept silent. He pushed away the plate with the rest of the food and looked out the window.
- We not only have to find new taxcollectors, but also step up the centralization of this country. Make sure this happens, this might cause some unease in the population, but then again those folks memory isn’t that long, they will soon enough learn to live with it.
- Yes, Your Highness, brilliant idea, it will be done right away. I will just click the centralization button with my mouse!.
Erik the VII looked puzzled at the advisor.
- What!?.
- I meant that it will be done right away, that’s all.
- Good.
Erik had thought of his next idea for quite some time, it wasn’t all flowers and cakes, he knew that, but the benefits would be greater than the shortcomings as he saw it.
- Tell the Swedish that we will no longer rule them from Denmark and that they can deal with matters of their own, as they see fit. My Norwegian Crown by the way will be treated in another manner than before. As the Norwegians and the Danish have common interests, they will from now on be ruled as one. Make sure that the people understands this. The political, the economic and the military situation demands it, therefore I, in my role as monarch of both kingdoms demand it also.
The advisors looked shocked at Erik.
- I think that will be all for today. When you go out be so kind as to find that jokers arse of Baldricks and send him in here - with a pike. I need a friendly word with him.
Yes, Your Highness, but….
- Anything on your mind advisor?
- No, Your Highness , my mistake. Everything Your Highness said will be put in motion.
- Good, now leave and take that plate and the fork with you.
15 Minutes later a knock sounded on the studys door.
- Who is it?.
- It's Baldrick, Your Highness.
- Did you bring the pike?
A slight pause…
- Yes, Your Highness.
Erik smiled grimly.
- Very good Baldrick, come on in then.
- Thank you, Your Highness.
Baldrick came into the room with the pike in his hands.
- Give that pike to me Baldrick.
- Does Your Highness fancy any jokes?
- Not really, Baldrick. I had something more entertaining in mind.
Baldrick looked is if he had to think over that one for a while.
- Your Highness?
- Bend over Baldrick, now!.
End of update sorry, but the following scenes didn’t get thought the censorship.
A Little thing: does one have to notify anybody that one has started an AAR, im pretty new at this you see?.
Start Info:
Denmark WATK GC Normal/Normal
First ruler: Eric of Pomerania (Erik VII) (Born 1382) King 1419-1439 (Died 1459) Married to Philippa, daughter of Henry IV of England
Sidenote: Father Polish, mother German, Ruler of Denmark, Norway and Sweden and married to an English Princess, if that’s not international I don’t know!.
Erik VII (of Pomerania)
Chapter 1:
Erik felt cold - as always, the logs on the fire didn’t do anything to warm up the room, so it was not really surprising that he felt as if his royal behind was frozen.
The servant stood in a corner an waited until Erik gave him a sign to come on over with his clothing.
He felt really grumpy and he did kind of regret that he had called for a meeting with his advisors early in the morning, to decide what to do with the new year coming up.
- Have the meal made ready in the study as soon as possible and tell the advisors to meet me there in an hour. Before you do anything else though, heat up the study.
- Yes, Your Highness.
The servant started to back out of the room, when Erik stopped him with a gesture.
- one more thing!.
- Your Highness?
- Make sure that Baldrick does not show up at all.
The servant looked puzzled.
- Sire!?.
- Mein Gott, bin ich denn von Dummköpfen umgeben!?
( My God am i amidst idiots!?)
The servant didn’t understand a word, that much was clear.
- Let Baldrick the Joker entertain my wife or some foreign visitor, but keep him out of the study, I am not in the mood for his silly jokes today.
The servant bowed
- Yes, Your Highness.
Erik was almost finished with his meal when the first advisors came into the study.
- While i'm eating, you might as well start. The others who haven’t showed up yet won’t miss it, as most of it, already is known to them, i guess.
The head of the cabinet took a bow and started.
- Well, your kingdom in the year of our Lord 1419 looks like this, Your Highness:
- Well that is a fine map, but how is the economy in my lands?
Another advisor stepped up.
- If you wish, Your Highness I will be glad to to sum up the numbers.
Erik made a gesture to make him step up while he tried to swallow a bite of all too salty a lump of meat.
- Well Your Highness:
Sjælland (Capital) 12000 people
Fyn 10000 -
Jylland 10000 -
Skåne 8000 -
Gotland 5000 -
In all 45000 people
- All these lands are without any tax collectors I am afraid.
- What!?
- It seems that Baldrick as some sort of practical joke sent letters to all the taxmen and told them to take, ehhh, well, a little vacation.
- HE DID WHAT!?!
- Ehmm, Your Highness it seems like he was a bit drunk after the Christmasfeast and sort of….ehhhm.
- SORT OF WHAT, MAN?. SPEAK UP!
- He fired all taxmen.
- Oh God! The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd!
Erik started to pull out his hair with his bare hands
- I’ll make him cry out in agony with a spike up his bottom!
- Your Highness!?
- Nothing, nothing. Forget it, just get Baldrick in here after the meeting.
- Yes, Your Highness, we will make sure of that, You need not worry.
- Good. Make sure to hire tax collectors in all the 5 provinces no matter the cost, the state coffers can not be without them. Now tell me about the state of army and navy.
- Sire I am glad to tell his majesty that the Navy is in excellent shape currently being 20 ships-of-war and 9 merchant-ships strong.
- And the army?.
- The Danish Army in Jutland is 26,000 men strong, 20,000 Infantry and 6000 Cavalry. The Copenhagen Militia is 10,000 men strong - 9000 infantry and 1000 Cavalry.
- Hmm, considering that we only have 45,000 people in this kingdom that is a rather large army.
- Well Your Highness, such a level of militarism is a common sight in these days.
- Is that so?. Would you be so kind as to explain?.
- Well the Hanseatic provinces just south of our border field around 60.000 men in total. Holstein, Oldenburg, Bremen, Mecklenburg and Your native Pommern is a power to be aware of. Holstein alone fields 20.000 men.
- That’s mad!.
- Well, Your Highness these are matters we must face, be they mad or not.
Erik paused for a moment to think, the advisors kept silent. He pushed away the plate with the rest of the food and looked out the window.
- We not only have to find new taxcollectors, but also step up the centralization of this country. Make sure this happens, this might cause some unease in the population, but then again those folks memory isn’t that long, they will soon enough learn to live with it.
- Yes, Your Highness, brilliant idea, it will be done right away. I will just click the centralization button with my mouse!.
Erik the VII looked puzzled at the advisor.
- What!?.
- I meant that it will be done right away, that’s all.
- Good.
Erik had thought of his next idea for quite some time, it wasn’t all flowers and cakes, he knew that, but the benefits would be greater than the shortcomings as he saw it.
- Tell the Swedish that we will no longer rule them from Denmark and that they can deal with matters of their own, as they see fit. My Norwegian Crown by the way will be treated in another manner than before. As the Norwegians and the Danish have common interests, they will from now on be ruled as one. Make sure that the people understands this. The political, the economic and the military situation demands it, therefore I, in my role as monarch of both kingdoms demand it also.
The advisors looked shocked at Erik.
- I think that will be all for today. When you go out be so kind as to find that jokers arse of Baldricks and send him in here - with a pike. I need a friendly word with him.
Yes, Your Highness, but….
- Anything on your mind advisor?
- No, Your Highness , my mistake. Everything Your Highness said will be put in motion.
- Good, now leave and take that plate and the fork with you.
15 Minutes later a knock sounded on the studys door.
- Who is it?.
- It's Baldrick, Your Highness.
- Did you bring the pike?
A slight pause…
- Yes, Your Highness.
Erik smiled grimly.
- Very good Baldrick, come on in then.
- Thank you, Your Highness.
Baldrick came into the room with the pike in his hands.
- Give that pike to me Baldrick.
- Does Your Highness fancy any jokes?
- Not really, Baldrick. I had something more entertaining in mind.
Baldrick looked is if he had to think over that one for a while.
- Your Highness?
- Bend over Baldrick, now!.
End of update sorry, but the following scenes didn’t get thought the censorship.
A Little thing: does one have to notify anybody that one has started an AAR, im pretty new at this you see?.
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