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Caballero de la Triste Figura
Sep 26, 2004
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More Than We Should Have To Handle

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By 1700, Genoa was deep in decline and as a political power was insignificant, though the city itself was still strategically
important to the world perhaps in more ways than the Genoese would prefer. The de Mari family featured in this AAR is entirely fictionalised, though the name is taken from history.

Chapter One - Keeping Up Appearances​

Our palazzo was directly stricken at least four times by the cannonballs. Many of neighbors’ estates were hit as well; a few mentions were made and rumours twisted through the grapevine of a few odd bankers sustaining so much damage from the bombardment that they were cast into poverty. Perhaps this is true, though I’ve observed that the word ‘poverty’ is used rather lightly around the Genoese palazzos.

Many of the finer details of the incident evade me. I was six in the spring of 1684; my principal memory is the sheer sound of it all. Whenever I’ve asked anyone in my family about the bloody episode, namely why precisely the French felt the need to fire tens of thousands of cannonballs at Genoa for four days straight and then sail off with no apparent gain except perhaps to feel like God Himself dusting off His hands after wiping away Gomorrah, the only responses I have received are sighs and simplistic, dismissive mutterings usually around five words long, one of which is invariably “Luigi”. Luigi XIV, I gathered. The “Sun King”. The mention of his name alone was sufficient for me to conclude that my Gomorrah explanation was close enough to the truth in order for me, like the Doge of Genoa, to thereafter become dismissive of the incident.

I’ve always wanted to introduce him as the Doge of Genoa (though “my father” would be the more obvious choice) because he deserves a bit of pomp and flair. Of course, at that time he was not the Doge, although an important financier. Actually, the Doge, or my father rather, would harrumph that my last statement was farcically backwards, as he maintains that while his political title in reality means next to nothing, leadership of La Banca de Mari means no less than the pinnacle of economic supremacy on the continent. Indeed, my father is an important man, coming from a family that has gained enormous wealth from a century of financing the von Habsburgs and the Spanish Empire. Unfortunately, as with all Genoese power, it is either is hushedly channeled through our old city’s walls into the great powers between which she is wedged, or else it writhes and withers under the beating rays of the cruel Sun King. We do keep a fair bit of money, though.

My father in his old age has apparently relinquished all but one facial expression, and as for the rather blank one he has kept I can only say that he could have made a better choice. But like a true aristocrat, his emotions have instead become dictated by his blood. In his happy hours his face fills up with colour so that one feels compelled, as with a half-drunk glass of water, to call his eyes light blue instead of grey. Today, they were definitely grey.

Colonel Asco was heading north with the army to the Spanish city of Milan. It was the first month of 1700, and old man Luigi was proving that he had not in any way lost his capacity to bring about a spectacular crisis. With his dear grandson set to inherit the Spanish Crown, I’m sure my family was not alone in suspecting that Luigi would not heed the international outcry against a union of the two empires. However, as a dependency of the Spanish Empire, my father had no place openly opposing Carlos II’s testament.

In any case, it seemed my father would fall back into a quiet, cynical, Genoese neutrality, like one falls into an comfy old hammock to rest, despite the fact that the ropes are wearing a bit more than is desirable. The de Mari’s, of course, could terminally finance a Bourbon Spain just as well as a Habsburg one. And so, with gentle appeasement in mind, it was that the army marched north to Milan, keeping up appearances.
 
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For someone who is a bit familiar with me or my AARs, probably the first thing you're thinking is "A serious AAR? I thought he was just a silly wacko!" Well, I thought it was about time I attempted something with a bit more dignity than Meet the Habsburgs or Isles of Glory. We'll see if I can actually manage it.

The second thing you're thinking may be, "But isn't he still doing Isles of Glory? The fool can barely manage to update that more than four times a year." In this case, I assure you that Isles of Glory will still be updated, once or twice a week. This will be updated somewhat less frequently, as it can't be written with quite as much ease.

Enjoy.
 
Good luck. Lord J. Roxton. I remember way back when you first came to Paradox, and AARland.
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Pretty neat. I'll be watching. :)
 
anonymous4401: Thanks, I remember it too. My writing has developed quite a bit, I think.
J. Passepartout: It's entirely possible. In fact, if I was Austria it would be the first thing I'd go for after Milan. Genoa has a small army but is well fortified. As for "Luigi", I apologise if there are any Sun King fanboys here, but in this AAR he's pretty much going to be a symbol of everything evil in Europe.
Farquharson: I'm truly happy to have you reading. I'll try to keep the updates rolling.
Duke of Wellington: I'm glad you smiled a bit. Injecting a little bit of humour is going to be quite easy considering the sarcastic nature of my narrator (and his father).
Specialist290: Blessed? Well, a mixed blessing to say the least. ;) Glad to have you aboard.
Fiftypence, lifeless, Shy Kid: Thank you all very much. I'm very pleased with the response to this so far.
 
Chapter Two - An Afternoon in Milan

I looked over at my father. He was making a notable mess— he enjoys food and when invited to a feast finds no shame in making the most of it. After all, in Italy at least, a feast is never more than an apology in advance for the ulterior politics that follow. A doomed man’s dying wish. I am one of the two people in the room staring directly at him as a large piece of venison falls on his lap; there is another man, well-groomed to the point of absurdity and with the starry-eyed face of a fellow in the process of becoming the brother-in-law of every nobleman in Europe and the heir to every duchy. A network of stares and the meaningless smiles of men at war tangled around all the corners of the room, until, in quick succession, I heard the hollow clanks of empty wine cups come down upon the table. The starry-eyed man pushed back his chair, stood, and approached my father, who was kissing his napkin goodbye. It would be, as he was well aware, his last true friend of the evening.

“Hello, Gerolamo.”

My father looked at him while picking something out of his teeth. “Maximilian. How are you?”

“Oh, quite well. We’re at war, now!”

In this silence that followed this, I suddenly realised who the man was. Maximilian II Emanuel, the Elector of Bavaria, Governor of the Spanish Netherlands and this and that. He had courted my older sister at one point. Or perhaps something a bit cruder than that; I don’t really remember.

“Lovely,” I said for some reason. Emanuel didn’t seem to take any objection to this analysis, but he did turn his head swiftly in my direction. He addressed me without looking me in the eyes.

“Good evening,” he said, “I haven’t yet had the pleasure. What business brings you, sir, to Milan?” he said. I suppose was his way of wondering exactly what business such a little rascal had milling about at this gentlemen’s feast.

“It’s Tomaso de Mari, Your Grace, here in Milan with my family. And what draws Your Grace from Bavaria in these times?” I replied, which was, in turn, my way of wondering exactly the same thing.

“Well, the meal was not bad,” he said, laughing obnoxiously, “But I shan’t be staying long. I’m itching to invade someone, see?” He practically fell over. I forced a light smile, but my father did not show any sign of amusement. For some reason I admired him for this.

“Already working out the strategies, I presume?” my father said.

“Well, Signor de Mari, they’re top secret, but let me assure you they involve Stuttgart and a lot of fire. I saw your Colonel Asco in the parade this afternoon. I assume he’s lent his services to Spain? I should like to invite him along.” There seemed to be some confusion among certain people present over what was a siege and what was a tea party.

“Genoa has given no orders concerning her war plans yet.”

“Ah,” Emanuel frowned like a child just denied his dessert. “Why the delay? You have, of course, broken contact with Emperor Leopold?”

“He’s broken contact with me. Some of our merchants were denied access to Vienna this month.”

“Well then,” Emanuel said, “wish me luck on my invasion!”

My father stared briefly. It was as if Emanuel was asking to be derided. After a moment of pause, my father replied rather enthusiastically. “A toast to your soldiers’ heads. They may not have them long.”

Believe it or not, it was not clear if Emanuel had picked up any sort of slight as he walked away. I chuckled under my breath, although I wondered just how many people we would be alienating in the coming months. Now that we were on a roll, the next stop was at Leopold’s, if there was any chance he would still entertain us. To say the least, his perception would be a bit keener than Max's.
 
Wonderful so far, Lord JR. I admit I have not read much of your work in the past, but if this is a first attempt at serious then one would be hard pressed to tell such. So war with Austria starts this, eh? Let's see the BWB suffer! :)