Bob was king. He had applied fo the position at the local Employment Center, and Bob Smith had gotten the position of king of Bohemia. As a king he did absolutely nothing all day long, in fact, being king was pretty much like his former occupation, that is unemployed, but he had much better payment, could drink all he wanted at work hours, and the health plan was great.
One day king Bob was out on a morning stroll in his royal gardens, when suddenly a ninja dropped out of nowhere.
"Ah!" Bob said.
"Ha-ha!" The ninja said.
"Who are you?" Bob demanded to know.
"I am..." the ninja began, adding a dramatic silence. "...a ninja."
"Holy sh.." Bob was interrupted by a voice from above:
"You can't say that on television."
"I am pretty sure I can say "shish kebab" on TV... and this isn't even TV... this is 1419, there is no TV."
"Oh... well, carry on then."
"Holy shish kebab!"
"Yes, pray to your Gods, for I will do terrible ninja-type things to you!" The ninja said, and reached inside his pocket, pulling out a terrible tool of terrible ninja-type things.
"Behold, the most terrible tools of terrible tools!"
"Oh no!" Bob cried. "It's a stick!"
The ninja reached out and poked Bob with the stick.
"Poke!"
"Ah!"
"I have poked you!"
"Yes." Bob saw that the poke hadn't really done anything to him, but decided to play along anyway. "What now?"
"Oh... I dunno... we rule the kingdom together and conquer Europe?"
"Mkay." Bob said.
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Scenario: Vanilla GC
Difficulty: Very hard
Agressiveness: Normal
Country: Bohemia
Elephants: Pink and plenty
Commence the laughing!
One day king Bob was out on a morning stroll in his royal gardens, when suddenly a ninja dropped out of nowhere.
"Ah!" Bob said.
"Ha-ha!" The ninja said.
"Who are you?" Bob demanded to know.
"I am..." the ninja began, adding a dramatic silence. "...a ninja."
"Holy sh.." Bob was interrupted by a voice from above:
"You can't say that on television."
"I am pretty sure I can say "shish kebab" on TV... and this isn't even TV... this is 1419, there is no TV."
"Oh... well, carry on then."
"Holy shish kebab!"
"Yes, pray to your Gods, for I will do terrible ninja-type things to you!" The ninja said, and reached inside his pocket, pulling out a terrible tool of terrible ninja-type things.
"Behold, the most terrible tools of terrible tools!"
"Oh no!" Bob cried. "It's a stick!"
The ninja reached out and poked Bob with the stick.
"Poke!"
"Ah!"
"I have poked you!"
"Yes." Bob saw that the poke hadn't really done anything to him, but decided to play along anyway. "What now?"
"Oh... I dunno... we rule the kingdom together and conquer Europe?"
"Mkay." Bob said.
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Scenario: Vanilla GC
Difficulty: Very hard
Agressiveness: Normal
Country: Bohemia
Elephants: Pink and plenty
Commence the laughing!