We are the Lusignans,
boring we are not
but neither we are fun.
Take the cross and the sword
and meet me at Jerusalem's door
before dusk hides the sun.
We are the Lusignans,
amongst us always in fights
more French than croissants
liking the oppression of rights
for any money they might
all those greek peasants.
And when the Venetians come
we will our poisson take.
Not because we are lamb
but crusader spirit breaks,
no place for knights in this lake
and we are just Lusignans.
boring we are not
but neither we are fun.
Take the cross and the sword
and meet me at Jerusalem's door
before dusk hides the sun.
We are the Lusignans,
amongst us always in fights
more French than croissants
liking the oppression of rights
for any money they might
all those greek peasants.
And when the Venetians come
we will our poisson take.
Not because we are lamb
but crusader spirit breaks,
no place for knights in this lake
and we are just Lusignans.
More than an AAR, this is the showcase for the set of events relating the history of Cyprus that I have made for AGCEEP. There are already two excellent Cyprus AARs that I could not hope to better, and I just want to show the possibilities that this little country has. I hope that by reading it you will develop your desire to try out Cyprus. The last crusading kingdom and the saddest country in Europe.
Settings: Hard / Very agressive
EU2 1.08 no patches
AGCEEP 1.36 modified with Cyprus events present now in 1.37
Goals: Just to show the new set of events and entertain readers.
Janus Lusignan was an unhappy king. He was born under terrible circumstances. His father inside a cage hanging from the ceiling inside a Genoese prison, his mother having to resort to sewing to maintain herself and her baby. And why did the Genoese hate the Lusignans so much?
You just wouldn't believe it. When king Pierre II got crowned at St. Nicholas Cathedral, and the king and his guests were going towards the palace for the banquet, the Venetians and the Genoese, always at odds, started arguing about who should walk at the right side of king Pierre. It was possible to calm them down with great effort, but at the banquet they got on a similar argument about who should sit closer to the king, only this time they got to hands and knifes.
The Genoese took the worst part and lost a few men. You would think they would blame the Venetians, right? Hell no, despite king Pierre offering indemnities, they disembarked an army and took over Famagusta, the main Port of the island. They were helped by the constant infighting of the Lusignans, as Eleanor of Aragon, mother of Pierre II and widow of former king Pierre, helped the Genoese thinking that they would avenge the dead of her husband at the hands of his brothers Jean, prince of Antioch and Jacques, Constable of Cyprus.
The Genoese were able to capture Jacques and took him to a prison in Genoa, not to help Eleanor or to avenge old king Pierre, but to guarantee the payment of the indemnities. After eight years, he was still in prison when Pierre died at 25 and his uncle Jacques became the new king. Keeping the king in prison was a big no-no, so the Genoese after extracting new indemnities and guaranties released him.
When Jacques died 16 years later, young Janus became king of Cyprus, Jerusalem and Armenia. It was the year 1398.
And so we find Janus, in 1419. Still thinking about recovering Famagusta, and on with his duties as a crusader king, with plenty of muslim enemies to strike.