Hi, I'm Lord John Roxton, and I am J. Passepartout's brother. I'm doing an AAR, because I'm bored. I've barely ever played this game before, so it should be amusing to you all. I actually have previous works posted on these fora, but I can't link to them. Maybe my brother will. Anyway, this AAR is set in Mainz, and my goal is to unite present-day Germany. It is called...
Wilhem Wonker and The Chocolate Factory
Once upon a time, there was a quaint little Chocolate factory along the Rhine in the quaint province of Mainz. However, beneath it's quaintness, trouble of the corporate sort was thoroughly active. It's CEO, the great Wilhem Wonker, was in desperate need more money. One chilly April morning he sat in his boardroom discussing the matter with his executives. "We need a new ad campaign," said the executive.
"Perhaps we could take advantage of the our religious demographics in the Holy Roman Empire. I saw a recent survey that said that 98.6% of Germans are Catholics," replied another.
"Ah, that's brilliant! We could have a commercial with the Pope eating one of our Holy Wafer Bars," exclaimed a third.
"Yes, we're definately on to something here," came a rare comment from Mr. Wonker, "but I believe we should introduce a brand new flavor for this new campaign."
"I agree. How about a wine flavored one? We could call it 'Water to Wine on a Stick," said a small executive at the end of the table.
"That's perfect!," yelled Mr. Wonker, jumping to his feet. "But we only have a limited share in the wine market. The local market is nearly monopolized by Strassburg Alcoholic Wholesale Inc. We'll need to send Lawyer Erfurt and some Oompa-Loompa secretaries down there to perform a hostile takeover. We need more shares!"
The lawyers of the Mainz Chocolate Company (henceforth refered to as MCC) and the lawyers of Strassburg Alcoholic Wholesale Inc. (henceforth refered to as SAWI) had a fierce argument to win the loyalty of the shareholders, eventually won by Mainz. Unfortunately, there was tons of paperwork to deal with, and it was nearly a year before SAWI had been completely annexed.
Unfortunately, by that time, the MCC's budget was depleted. Without time to wait for their new ad campaign to kick in, the hastily fired half the company's Oompa-Loompas, disbanding much of the secretarial staff. Thousands of freaks were now without jobs, but things were finally looking up for the MCC. Of course, when one is successful, people have an awful way of, well, hanging around... That night, during a great party with the wine they now had, Mr. Wonker, while intoxicated, signed a "full faith and credit" contract, requiring that a substantial amount of aid was to be given to Lorraine Cheese Corp., including mutual protection from hostile takeovers.
Wilhem Wonker and The Chocolate Factory
Once upon a time, there was a quaint little Chocolate factory along the Rhine in the quaint province of Mainz. However, beneath it's quaintness, trouble of the corporate sort was thoroughly active. It's CEO, the great Wilhem Wonker, was in desperate need more money. One chilly April morning he sat in his boardroom discussing the matter with his executives. "We need a new ad campaign," said the executive.
"Perhaps we could take advantage of the our religious demographics in the Holy Roman Empire. I saw a recent survey that said that 98.6% of Germans are Catholics," replied another.
"Ah, that's brilliant! We could have a commercial with the Pope eating one of our Holy Wafer Bars," exclaimed a third.
"Yes, we're definately on to something here," came a rare comment from Mr. Wonker, "but I believe we should introduce a brand new flavor for this new campaign."
"I agree. How about a wine flavored one? We could call it 'Water to Wine on a Stick," said a small executive at the end of the table.
"That's perfect!," yelled Mr. Wonker, jumping to his feet. "But we only have a limited share in the wine market. The local market is nearly monopolized by Strassburg Alcoholic Wholesale Inc. We'll need to send Lawyer Erfurt and some Oompa-Loompa secretaries down there to perform a hostile takeover. We need more shares!"
The lawyers of the Mainz Chocolate Company (henceforth refered to as MCC) and the lawyers of Strassburg Alcoholic Wholesale Inc. (henceforth refered to as SAWI) had a fierce argument to win the loyalty of the shareholders, eventually won by Mainz. Unfortunately, there was tons of paperwork to deal with, and it was nearly a year before SAWI had been completely annexed.
Unfortunately, by that time, the MCC's budget was depleted. Without time to wait for their new ad campaign to kick in, the hastily fired half the company's Oompa-Loompas, disbanding much of the secretarial staff. Thousands of freaks were now without jobs, but things were finally looking up for the MCC. Of course, when one is successful, people have an awful way of, well, hanging around... That night, during a great party with the wine they now had, Mr. Wonker, while intoxicated, signed a "full faith and credit" contract, requiring that a substantial amount of aid was to be given to Lorraine Cheese Corp., including mutual protection from hostile takeovers.
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