A plague of insanity looms, and Europe is in its path...
The year is 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Well, actually, I just wanted that to rhyme. Because we all know he did not sail, but was sunk by Portugese pirates in 1494. What? You don’t remember this? Where were you in history class? Oh, well, you sure you don’t remember it? Then I’d better chronicle for your ailing memories the Plague of Insanity that ruined Europe, beginning in the city of Madrid, in 1492...
Essential Statistics:
1492 Scenario, Patch 1.08
Starting nation: Spain
Goal: To wreck Europe as thoroughly as possible, then pick a nice Islamic or other nation to
invade and conquer it...
(OOC:
Some Notes: Many of you probably don't remember me. That's 'cause I took a break from the forums for about half a year. Before that, well, I was posting occasionally, waiting for Victoria. Well, before that, at least, I was writing a multitude of short, unfinished AARs. I think my record high was five pages long, about Savoy in the Napoleanic Wars. Ahh, the good ol' days. Oh well, I think the break helped me a bit, and I hope to write better than I did, and finished it.
Some notes about gameplay and story: the story might deviate a bit from what is happening in the game to give a good plot. Likewise, if the game is just not letting me do what I want, then I may cheat. Like, giving Spain extra diplomats so it can declare war on all of its newly released vassals... But you'll read about that, won't you? Also note the styles of wrecking countries may differ. For example, with Spain I did your standard commit suicide maneuver, while with some I hope to be a bit more creative, shall we say...)
The year is 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Well, actually, I just wanted that to rhyme. Because we all know he did not sail, but was sunk by Portugese pirates in 1494. What? You don’t remember this? Where were you in history class? Oh, well, you sure you don’t remember it? Then I’d better chronicle for your ailing memories the Plague of Insanity that ruined Europe, beginning in the city of Madrid, in 1492...
Essential Statistics:
1492 Scenario, Patch 1.08
Starting nation: Spain
Goal: To wreck Europe as thoroughly as possible, then pick a nice Islamic or other nation to
invade and conquer it...
(OOC:
Some Notes: Many of you probably don't remember me. That's 'cause I took a break from the forums for about half a year. Before that, well, I was posting occasionally, waiting for Victoria. Well, before that, at least, I was writing a multitude of short, unfinished AARs. I think my record high was five pages long, about Savoy in the Napoleanic Wars. Ahh, the good ol' days. Oh well, I think the break helped me a bit, and I hope to write better than I did, and finished it.
Some notes about gameplay and story: the story might deviate a bit from what is happening in the game to give a good plot. Likewise, if the game is just not letting me do what I want, then I may cheat. Like, giving Spain extra diplomats so it can declare war on all of its newly released vassals... But you'll read about that, won't you? Also note the styles of wrecking countries may differ. For example, with Spain I did your standard commit suicide maneuver, while with some I hope to be a bit more creative, shall we say...)