Bernhard I was Margrave of Baden in 1419, when he (nervously) walked into the tiny shop of an obscure fortuneteller. She pulled out her deck of (rigged) cards and a crystal ball, and stared very long. The accomplished phony swooned and feigned various emotions upon the Margrave's request for a fortune.
Bernhard was on the edge of his seat. "What's wrong?"
"Oh...oh my...I see...I see incredible things!"
"What kind of...incredible things?"
"Things will get...Baden Wurz!"
"Bad and worse?"
"Baden Wurz!"
"But what does that mean?"
The brilliant actress moved into Phase II, in which she glazed over her eyes in a hypnotic stare at a zit on Bernhard's forehead, and began speaking in a very strange voice:
THE MARGRAVATE OF BADEN-WURZ SHALL RISE TO GREAT HEIGHTS...YOU, BERNHARD, SHALL LEAD IT INTO ITS GLORY DAYS...BUT THINGS SHALL GET BADEN WURZ, AND YOUR NEXT KING SHALL DESTROY YOUR EMPIRE.
Bernhard, who had thoroughly enjoyed the first part, was repulsed, and left without paying.
"Hey!" shouted the impostor fortuneteller. "You forgot to pay!"
But Bernhard was gone, gone to forge a great empire and prevent it from destruction.
Bernhard was on the edge of his seat. "What's wrong?"
"Oh...oh my...I see...I see incredible things!"
"What kind of...incredible things?"
"Things will get...Baden Wurz!"
"Bad and worse?"
"Baden Wurz!"
"But what does that mean?"
The brilliant actress moved into Phase II, in which she glazed over her eyes in a hypnotic stare at a zit on Bernhard's forehead, and began speaking in a very strange voice:
THE MARGRAVATE OF BADEN-WURZ SHALL RISE TO GREAT HEIGHTS...YOU, BERNHARD, SHALL LEAD IT INTO ITS GLORY DAYS...BUT THINGS SHALL GET BADEN WURZ, AND YOUR NEXT KING SHALL DESTROY YOUR EMPIRE.
Bernhard, who had thoroughly enjoyed the first part, was repulsed, and left without paying.
"Hey!" shouted the impostor fortuneteller. "You forgot to pay!"
But Bernhard was gone, gone to forge a great empire and prevent it from destruction.
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