The Paranoid Popes
Thousands wait in silent attention...will he finally change his mind about condoms?
What is this all about?
This is the new Paranoid Tsar Papal States AAR.
Will there be special stipulations?
Yes.
Can you go into a bit more detail and not take me so literally?
Yes.
Oh Hell. *sigh* What exactly are the special rules for this AAR?
This AAR will be played on very hard difficulty on 1.07, using the latest beta.
I thought all AARs were very hard/latest beta. Why does that even rate a mention?
The Paranoid Tsar has never played at that difficultly or used the newest beta. This is a first for him.
Is the Paranoid Tsar a coward, or was there some technical reason for ducking the new patches and harder difficulty?
No, it was cowardice.
Any other important rules I should know about?
Yes.
If you screw with me like that again I'm going to chop your head off and engage in intimacy with your neck stump.
Sorry. The game will mostly be peaceful, avoid wars, use diplomacy, all that good stuff.
Yeah, that sounds GREAT...
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Hi, everyone! I'm writing this AAR mainly as something light weight and fun, a bit of a departure from my last efforts. This will be a fun AAR with no deep messages or uplifting truths about the human condition, but lots of jokes about contraception and so on.
The style will just be straight forward "then I sent a merchant to Venice AGAIN" gameplay recaps, but hopefully a little more amusing than that. I expect that my struggles with the harder difficultly/new patch will drive the story as I struggle with "sliders," "bad boy," and "multiple bankrupcies because I exceeded the supportable limit by ten infantry, causing the support cost to increase by 1200%"
Bottom line: the game will be hard, I will suffer, you will laugh and be entertained.
I read this book to prepare for this AAR
If EU 2 was a flight simulator, I'd be an "ace."
Next, as soon as I can type it: The first 11 years!
Thousands wait in silent attention...will he finally change his mind about condoms?
Catechism
What is this all about?
This is the new Paranoid Tsar Papal States AAR.
Will there be special stipulations?
Yes.
Can you go into a bit more detail and not take me so literally?
Yes.
Oh Hell. *sigh* What exactly are the special rules for this AAR?
This AAR will be played on very hard difficulty on 1.07, using the latest beta.
I thought all AARs were very hard/latest beta. Why does that even rate a mention?
The Paranoid Tsar has never played at that difficultly or used the newest beta. This is a first for him.
Is the Paranoid Tsar a coward, or was there some technical reason for ducking the new patches and harder difficulty?
No, it was cowardice.
Any other important rules I should know about?
Yes.
If you screw with me like that again I'm going to chop your head off and engage in intimacy with your neck stump.
Sorry. The game will mostly be peaceful, avoid wars, use diplomacy, all that good stuff.
Yeah, that sounds GREAT...
----------------------------------------------------
Hi, everyone! I'm writing this AAR mainly as something light weight and fun, a bit of a departure from my last efforts. This will be a fun AAR with no deep messages or uplifting truths about the human condition, but lots of jokes about contraception and so on.
The style will just be straight forward "then I sent a merchant to Venice AGAIN" gameplay recaps, but hopefully a little more amusing than that. I expect that my struggles with the harder difficultly/new patch will drive the story as I struggle with "sliders," "bad boy," and "multiple bankrupcies because I exceeded the supportable limit by ten infantry, causing the support cost to increase by 1200%"
Bottom line: the game will be hard, I will suffer, you will laugh and be entertained.
I read this book to prepare for this AAR
If EU 2 was a flight simulator, I'd be an "ace."
Next, as soon as I can type it: The first 11 years!