First Episode
Harbringer of goo[H.O Goo]:
powers....
"STOP!"
In the doorway a girl stood, looking all good and silly(and of course dumb as a post).
"in the name of all things flurry, I will punish you!"
H.O Goo: and you are?....
"I am...Pirate moon! Prepare to be punish fiend!"
H.O Goo: normally I would look forward to that *hehe* but I don't have time with that now, so just stand aside and
Pirate Moon jumps forward and grips H.O Goos arm and throws him across the plateu, going flat against the wall before (a bit unbalanced) standing up again
H.O Goo: ohh impresive, goody goddy person....now I'm pissed and look what you did to my superb cloak!
Not wasting any time Pirate moon takes up her very pink rod and start spinning around while a very silly music start playing and beams shoot out against H.O Goo.
H.O Goo: arghh voices in my head, can't concentrate...VICTORY TO THE SOVIET UNION! no that's wrong....got to be a Good Harbringer of Goo....must be nice...no don't listen! BE EVIL you have to crush her and...good be good...no!! Don't do it! resist!
gooooood...arghhh
*Remember what I thought you Goo-san*
H.O Goo: master? ohh yes I will....
H.O Goo takes the karate kid stance
Pirate moon: how the? I fell like crying....but first I'll punish you to punishness!
H.O Goo: there is no word like "punishness" dork....
Pirate moon runs towards H.O Goo screaming like a little girl(like she is doh) and get a well deserved kick in the face flying up 5 meters in the air before making a nice landing on the outer side of the plateu
A loud voice calls out: FINNISH HER! RELEASE THE POWER OF GOO
H.O Goo: will do*who ever you are strange voice in the air..*
Hey! SISSY! Yes you! Pirate moon, do you know what happen to japanease school girls?
Pirate Moon: ..no can't say I do...what do happen?
H.O Goo clapps his hands together and a loud *BOOM* is heard
H.O Goo:...BLORGH is what happens to them, in other words....tentacle rape....WAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Pirate moon starts screaming as the tentacle monster*BLORGH* drags here away into the suddenly very deep shadows(family show).
A bit later (or more like 1 year later) H.O Goo go down the boarding plank from his [not so good looking] ship in Amsterdam por, all dressed in black cloaths and a dark cloak he madly starts laughing on the dock....
Another bit later(after a coup, a battle and a hamster) H.O Goo sits in his brand new office in Harbringer HQ, Amsterdam/neatherland divison(evil underlord extraordinary) talking to his staff.
H.O Goo: now lets see, Neatherland is in war against, what was it now? Belgium yes...uh hum...what? Peace? Don't think soo...wimp....BLORGH!
Cassa61: ohh nooo not blorgh!!! ARGHHH
As Blorgh drags Cassa61 out of the room screaming(Cassa that is, BLORGH never screams, more barks of joy).
H.O Goo: Did you not wonder what kind of Goo it is?*hoho* Aint I funny?
The other staff members nods approval...very fast
H.O Goo: now back to the report...
Strips of clothes is flying into the office while H.O Goo and the [always as eager] staff members continue the report
H.O Goo: It's seems that this country is lacking industry and workers, now I see that the clipper factory is lacking...fabrics is it? Build a factory of those, and start buying machine parts as we can't build a factory of those yet.
Well need paper and clothing to get workwers to, fix it and start shipping troops from our colonies...Colonial manpower is goooood or more evil if you know what I mean, DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Staff member: ehh yes..no i mean AHHHH
Blorgh drags away the staff member with a spare tentacle
H.O Goo: morons....you are morons right?
[the even more always eager staff] nods to the point were heads start going off
Staff: yes we are stupid!
Staff member: yes I am a mormon and no I mean MORON NOT MORMO ARHHHH
H.O Goo: good BLORGH, now these...belgian are a bit stronger right now still I have confidence in our mass forces of manpower and what about this embacy from GB(no not GB glace..) you told me about? Was it Morpheus?
Morpheus: Yes, they printed us a formula to fill in, here you go
*Hands over it to H.O Goo*
H.O Goo: let's see: "We, they nemesis and GOOD people of GB, no not GB glace herby gives you, evil underlord and abuser of Tentacle Hentai sarcasm, by that you will syop bullying our nice puppets, the Germans*no don't read that!* Belgians.
Here is your 3 options that we, almighty god blessed clerks, give you:
A) Stop it or you will be assimilated
B) STOP IT WE BEGG YOU!
C) continue with the annexation and we will nail your sorry evil ass
Have a nice day
The royal people and leaders and silly people of GB
"Hmmmm, let's see...I'm rather tempted by B but naa, C it is"
Somedays later, H.O Goo's field tent(25*45 meters...silk)
Commander Bearnese: We have taken most of belgium, the ports and the cows, we have scrabbled on all walls but the brittish have landed 6 divison and taken one of our ports, the prussian forces are currently engaging the other brittish forces in belgium.
H.O Goo: perfect! yes indeed....MUAHHAHAHAHA
A bit later, belgium capitol of ruins
"And we herby gives you, ohh please spank us badly, H.O Goo our sea port province aswell as GENT, the fabled province of...erhum....."
H.O Goo: of "erhum?" What's that? is it...evil?
"ohh yes, very evil!"
H.O Goo: I'll take it! Great to deal with onest people like you.
"and please, don't kick our asses again will you?"
H.O Goo: of course I won't*crosses fingers*
In the next episode of HARBRINGER OF GOO
Will H.O Goo keep his promise and not spank Belgium to oblivion?
Will BLORGH ever get time of for poker?
Did Cassa61 survive BLORGHs actions?
Is there life on pluto?
Also containing screenies....!!!!
Pimp out
