CHAPTER 2
Political map of the Baltic Sea region 1419:
A new beginning
Except for this whole immortality-thing, 1419 had begun with Sweden declaring war on the old city of Novgorod, dragging Denmark and Norway with them. All Consuls except Anders the Swede became furious.
"Come on guys! Who cares about a little war outside Finland?" Anders the Swede asked.
"We bloody well care!" all other Consuls shouted. "They have no right to declare war in the name of the Union!"
Johannes of Nerdlingen suggested closing ports for Swedish merchants. Jens the Gardener thought confiscating all Swedish potted plants was a better idea. Knut the Strong wanted to send a mighty fleet of 150 warships, and an army of 350.000 men to crush Sweden, burn and conquer Novgorod, and then while they were at it, start a little war against Pskov or some other little pointless province somewhere. Uwe Ribbing managed to talk him out of it, saying the Hanseatic League could take advantage of a Denmark without defenses. In the end the High Council settled with an official warning to Sweden. The economy was to weak for anyting else.
In 1419 Denmark was a small but rich kingdom in union with two larger but poorer kingdoms, Norway and Sweden. It was a decentralized feudal country with a rich powerfull nobility, of which the most powerfull were the members of the High Council. And despite his newly restored power the king was still weak, merely acting as a symbolic figure.
For years Denmark had been in conflict over trade and borders with german cities and provinces in the northwestern HRE. With Knut the Strong at the helm of the danish military, Denmark had been thrown into two devestating wars with the Hanseatic League. Wars that settled nothing. But Knut was completly satisfied. He argued that the purpose of war wasn't to settle or solve anything. Because if you did, you wouldn't have anything to quarrel about. And no quarrel meant no war. And that's no fun, Knut the Strong concluded.
Now when Adam of Hernat-Buchenbachenbrochen no longer could steal churches to raise money, he decided to steal money from the peasants and burgeois instead. He increased taxes and organized all tax-collectors to work more efficiently i.e. beating the crap out of anyone that didn't pay.
Flying white rabbits?
"Fernando? On your trips around the world, have you ever seen a flying white rabbit?" Johannes of Nerdlingen wondered.
"No never." Fernando don Carlos el Alfonso de Panamaribo answered.
"Good."
"The czechs are coming! The czechs are coming!"
In 1420-21 Novgorod was put under enormous pressure. War against Sweden, Denmark, Norway, the Muscovites and the Teutonic Knights threatened to tear the old empire of the Rus apart. Fortunatly for Novgorod, Sweden agreed to peace in 1421 with Novgorod paying only a small ammount of indemnities.
In September 1421, Bohemia gained a foothold on the coast of the Baltic Sea by aquiring Vorpommern in a peace-aggreement. Allied with the Kingdom of Poland and Grand Duchy of Lithuania, Bohemia had now upset the power of balance in northwestern Germany. Both Scandinavians and Germans became deeply concerned.
"Shbloody polesh, sshlavs, czshechs lishualiens and what noscht!" Consul Olaf Olafssen, roared while chewing on a big loaf of bread. He took a moment to finish chewing and then continued, "What the hell are they taking their rotten business up north for? I mean... Aren't you bothered at all Eric? It's your native lands afterall."
King Eric and three of "his" Consuls were on the Kings yearly tax-collecting trip around the country. A festive occasion, celebrated everywhere with riots and unrest where ever they went. On October 27, the three men and their entourage had taken lodgings in the newly built castle Krogen outside Helsingør. All four sat at a square wooden table in the dining-room. On one side, the tall blond Mitch of Baden-Wachen and Olaf Olafssen, short and bald. On the other, pale King Eric and the tiny figure of Jens the Gardener.
One of few things Eric could decide, was which three Conusuls to bring collecting taxes with him. He always chose the same three. Olaf Olafssen was an old friend, Mitch of Baden-Wachen was a moron and Jens only talked with his flowers. So these three made least fun out of him.
In the midst of the loud argument, Jens the Gardener was whispering something to one of his pink orchids, stairing lovinlgy at the flower. The others took little notice of him.
"Yes of course I'm bothered Olaf." Eric replied. "Especially since I had my biggest Sting-collection in Stralsund. Bastards!"
"I can understand Bohemia for taking that province you know." Mitch of Baden-Wachen said. "There are some awesome waves outside Rügen." Mitch smiled one of his annoying and completly pointless movie-star-smiles, that always made him look like a fool. He often smiled like this.
Mad with frustration Olaf Olafssen emptied his winejar over Mitch's head turning his blond hair all red. "You blurtboggling idiot. They aren't there for the waves! They want power, money and a piece of the trade. That's what they want. But we won't let them will we? We won't let those bloody squablobbers take what's rightfully ours! If we four vote for a war against Bohemia, we only need two more votes from the rest! What say ye?"
Olaf Olafssen managed to get enough votes for Denmark to go to war. The only ones voting against were Adam of Hernat-Buchenbachenbrochen and Uwe Ribbing. Ribbing who always was against if Knut the Strong was for, argued that a war like this could prove disastrous for the kingdoms economy and relations. To no avail. The war was about to begin...