The Luxem Borg: Resistance is Silly!

MacRobert · 04-03-2003, 07:46

On our last episode of MacRobert, we find our hero playing Hearts of Iron on a cold night.

"Exellent Mr. Bonkers, soon we shall rule all of Latvia with this computer game! Hah! Who would of guessed, the evil Dr. MacRobert and his faithful Scorpian Mr. Bonkers." MacRobert said as he stroked his Scorpian. "Ouch!"

Waking up four, yes four hours, later he quickly stumbled to his feet.

"Ahh would would see it coming! The perfect crime! Hah! HAHAHA!" Suddenly with no warning, the phone rang! "Whats this? My Tele-graph?" Picking it up MacRobert found to his suprise, Shirly from Farmcow Insuriance. "Am I interested?" MacRobert thought aloud, "yes.... VERY interested."

THE NEXT WEEK

Nothing Happened.

THE NEXT WEEK

MacRobert gathered his belongings and set off to rule the luxemborgians. Lets get to it shall we:

1939, January 1st. No wait, let me start over!

January 1st, 1939.

The night was humid... No no that wont work.

January 1st, 1936

Luxembourge was a fine country, but who would guess its leader was bent on destroying the one country that held the power to the world.

LATVIA!

Luxembourge was in a pickle, no armys, no friends (unless you include that geeky Baron Von Tito, what a geek), and hardly any supplies and manpower. Ahh tough indeed, so after waiting for me to finish the chea... training, my army was up and running, tons of manpower, lots of oil, and ahole lot of love.

Looking to the east we could find no way to reach Latvia, ahh but MacRobert was smart, so he looked to the West! No let me check East again... Yep Germany is still there. Hmm maybe North, yes North will do fine. So I then declared war on Belgium. Oh no would really think that the small, yet angry country of Lux-ee bee would annex Belgium! But by the time the wussy England came to its sences, Belgium was GONNNNEEEEE ONNNNNN ONNNN ONNNN ONNNN... *gasp*.... ON ONNN ONNN ONNN.

January 1st, 1937

Ahh a new year, another dollar, or two... no just one.
The Luxembourge army hasnt seen this much action sence they found that todler that picked on old-man Berigum! We hanged that Todler for treason. Anyway Nietherlands were on my list, ohh you better believe it baby! Can we say that on TV?

So I needed to reach Latvia, but how? Boats havent been invented? So we built a transport instead, way to stick it to the man one way or another...

And so it begins... Or is it begans? I can't read anyway.

Tredrick · 04-03-2003, 09:08

You are insane.

Thankfully, it seems to be the harmless happy kind! Good luck.

Dan Cook · 04-03-2003, 14:08

rofl keep this up.

Mimir · 04-03-2003, 14:57

Did you annex Belgium? How? What happened to all the colonies in Africa?

Why am I asking a deranged person these questions?

Am I bored?

Did the writing entertain me?

Have I (albeit temporarily) run out of questions?

Yes.

Burris · 04-03-2003, 21:17

... wow, you really have trouble with Luxembourg and Luxembourgers :-/.

Shade25 · 04-03-2003, 21:57

Lux is not weak.

Crécy · 07-03-2003, 09:49

Go on! Luxembourg's population (350000 by that time) needs more "Lebensraum".

Karl Martell · 10-03-2003, 00:35

And they must get to Riga on time to win the Eurovision Song contest 1939!

Industrious · 10-03-2003, 19:09

Come on! The suspense is killing me. I'm waiting for the punchline.

Dan Cook · 10-03-2003, 19:25

screenshots

04-03-2003, 07:46	#1
MacRobert Hammer Time! Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 431	The Luxem Borg: Resistance is Silly! On our last episode of MacRobert, we find our hero playing Hearts of Iron on a cold night. "Exellent Mr. Bonkers, soon we shall rule all of Latvia with this computer game! Hah! Who would of guessed, the evil Dr. MacRobert and his faithful Scorpian Mr. Bonkers." MacRobert said as he stroked his Scorpian. "Ouch!" Waking up four, yes four hours, later he quickly stumbled to his feet. "Ahh would would see it coming! The perfect crime! Hah! HAHAHA!" Suddenly with no warning, the phone rang! "Whats this? My Tele-graph?" Picking it up MacRobert found to his suprise, Shirly from Farmcow Insuriance. "Am I interested?" MacRobert thought aloud, "yes.... VERY interested." THE NEXT WEEK Nothing Happened. THE NEXT WEEK MacRobert gathered his belongings and set off to rule the luxemborgians. Lets get to it shall we: 1939, January 1st. No wait, let me start over! January 1st, 1939. The night was humid... No no that wont work. January 1st, 1936 Luxembourge was a fine country, but who would guess its leader was bent on destroying the one country that held the power to the world. LATVIA! Luxembourge was in a pickle, no armys, no friends (unless you include that geeky Baron Von Tito, what a geek), and hardly any supplies and manpower. Ahh tough indeed, so after waiting for me to finish the chea... training, my army was up and running, tons of manpower, lots of oil, and ahole lot of love. Looking to the east we could find no way to reach Latvia, ahh but MacRobert was smart, so he looked to the West! No let me check East again... Yep Germany is still there. Hmm maybe North, yes North will do fine. So I then declared war on Belgium. Oh no would really think that the small, yet angry country of Lux-ee bee would annex Belgium! But by the time the wussy England came to its sences, Belgium was GONNNNEEEEE ONNNNNN ONNNN ONNNN ONNNN... gasp.... ON ONNN ONNN ONNN. January 1st, 1937 Ahh a new year, another dollar, or two... no just one. The Luxembourge army hasnt seen this much action sence they found that todler that picked on old-man Berigum! We hanged that Todler for treason. Anyway Nietherlands were on my list, ohh you better believe it baby! Can we say that on TV? So I needed to reach Latvia, but how? Boats havent been invented? So we built a transport instead, way to stick it to the man one way or another... And so it begins... Or is it begans? I can't read anyway. __________________ The Hidden AAR

04-03-2003, 14:08	#3
Dan Cook Field Marshal Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cornfields Posts: 3,374	rofl keep this up. __________________ [size=1]Midwest Storm Chasing

04-03-2003, 14:57	#4
Mimir Captain Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 418	The mind boggles... Did you annex Belgium? How? What happened to all the colonies in Africa? Why am I asking a deranged person these questions? Am I bored? Did the writing entertain me? Have I (albeit temporarily) run out of questions? Yes. __________________ Currently making the streets of Oslo unsafe in my Lotus Elise. Muahahaha. In progress: What if Hitler... Manchu Manchu Man Completed AAR: Pax Norvegicus Abandoned AAR: Philip of Burgundy

04-03-2003, 21:17	#5
Burris Existentialism On Prom Night Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,933	... wow, you really have trouble with Luxembourg and Luxembourgers :-/. __________________ Take dead aim on the rich boys Get them in the crosshairs.. and take them down.

07-03-2003, 09:49	#7
Crécy Recruit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tiny Luxembourg Posts: 2	The Luxem Borg Go on! Luxembourg's population (350000 by that time) needs more "Lebensraum".

04-03-2003, 09:08	#2
Tredrick Grand High Rama-Lama Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 83	You are insane. Thankfully, it seems to be the harmless happy kind! Good luck.

04-03-2003, 21:57	#6
Shade25 Second Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 128	Lux is not weak.

10-03-2003, 00:35	#8
Karl Martell Winter depri Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Aachen, Germany Posts: 3,333	And they must get to Riga on time to win the Eurovision Song contest 1939!

10-03-2003, 19:09	#9
Industrious Major Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 666	Come on! The suspense is killing me. I'm waiting for the punchline.

10-03-2003, 19:25	#10
Dan Cook Field Marshal Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cornfields Posts: 3,374	screenshots __________________ [size=1]Midwest Storm Chasing