My Lord, May Death Come Swiftly to Our Enemies - The Unauthorised Annals of Lithuania - Page 2

humancalculator · 11-10-2009, 21:21

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OrangeYoshi · 11-10-2009, 21:31

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If I had a nickel for every time I looked at that jester hat and swore I've seen it in game, I'd have $0.05.

Where? It does look familiar.

Qorten · 11-10-2009, 23:52

Oho, a new EUROO7 AAR? With a lot of strange and beautiful hats I hope?

nsahn · 12-10-2009, 00:10

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Originally Posted by Beamed

If I had a nickel for every time I looked at that jester hat and swore I've seen it in game, I'd have $0.05.

How are you editing these screenshots? This jester one looks flawless.

Beamed · 12-10-2009, 00:35

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Where? It does look familiar.

I don't know, but it just fits the rest of the control panel interface so well I can't help but think it's in-game.

aldriq · 12-10-2009, 01:02

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Originally Posted by EUROO7

Vladislovas Valavicius, such a fantastic name... you could write a whole novel -or an AAR- about him.

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Originally Posted by Ghost of the Hochmeister of Riga

*sound of chains* Eurooooo! ... Eurooooooooo! ... How could I be betrayed like this?! Rivers of magenta blood will flow until my soul can find peace... *sound of chains*

EUROO7 · 12-10-2009, 01:13

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Vladislovas Valavicius, such a fantastic name... you could write a whole novel -or an AAR- about him.

This is my intent. When I noticed his name in the advisor panel, I had to hire him.

From then came the first and second updates, and he will be a central character until his death or dismissal from the court.

EUROO7 · 12-10-2009, 08:14

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Originally Posted by OrangeYoshi

While there is very little gameplay, the updates are funny.

There is gameplay, it's just subsued into the jokes.

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Originally Posted by Urza

Very funny

Thank you!

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If I had a nickel for every time I looked at that jester hat and swore I've seen it in game, I'd have $0.05.

Nope, the hat is from somewhere else.

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Keep writing!

I shall!

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Originally Posted by Range

I like it...little game play or no game play...have fun!

Fun Fun!

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Originally Posted by OrangeYoshi

Where? It does look familiar.

No it doesn't!

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Originally Posted by Qorten

Oho, a new EUROO7 AAR? With a lot of strange and beautiful hats I hope?

It wouldn't be EUROO7 without them!

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Originally Posted by nsahn

How are you editing these screenshots? This jester one looks flawless.

With Gimp.

It takes a long time, but I enjoy doing it.

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Originally Posted by Beamed

I don't know, but it just fits the rest of the control panel interface so well I can't help but think it's in-game.

Nope, it's edited after the fact.

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Hochmeister quote

I'll have to incorporate that into the story somehow.

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Update forthcoming!

EUROO7 · 12-10-2009, 08:15

A Pole, a Teuton and a Lithuanian are walking down Samogitia when Cannibal Animists capture them. They are taken to the Chief of the tribe, who says: "Foolish Catholics, we kill you now, make fishing canoe from skin!" He turns to the Pole and asks: "How you wish to die?" The Pole, always the brave, responds: "Hit me over the head with your strongest club!" *bonk* He falls over, and is dragged away to the skinning tent. The Chief then asks the Teuton: "How you wish to die?" The Teuton, always the pious, responds: "Let me be hit over the head with a cross, while I kneel and pray!" *bonk* The Teuton falls and is dragged to the skinning tent. The Chief finally asks the Lithuanian: "How you wish to die?" The Lithuanian, always the clever, responds: "I want to bonk myself with a sharp stick!" The Chief of the cannibals, confused but impressed by the bravery of the Lithuanian, accepts. The Lithuanian grabs the sharp stick and begins stabbing himself repeatedly in the chest screaming: "Where is your canoe now?!"

My Lord, May Death Come Swiftly to Our Enemies
The Unauthorised Annals of Lithuania

Throne Room, Ducal Castle, Vilnius, Lithuania:

Vladislovas Valavicius: "And henceforth, let the Order of Teutonic Knights be warned not to begin any conflicts, lest the full might of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania descend upon them!"

It was early in the morning, and Vladislovas Valavicius was performing his daily ritual. He liked to sit in the Throne, fancying himself Grand Duke of Lithuania. He was next in the line of succession, but new the king of Poland would never let the Personal Union end, and thus, he would have to remain as Senior Member of the Court of the Grand Duchy. Behind the throne was the court annalist. This mute fool had just been hired through some beurocratic blunder, and had gotten up very early for the job he was very unqualified to perform. The ignorant annalist had no idea the crown of the Grand Duchy was currently without its duke, and naturally assumed the man sitting at the end of the Throne room, giving orders, was the Grand Duke himself. So as Vladislovas Valavicius whimsically gave orders to an empty Court, the annalist took note. When Vladislovas saw the nobles enter the Ducal Castle, he hurriedly put the crown back and headed to his chambers, while the annalist ran to the office of the Ducal Messenger and delivered the orders Vladislovas had given. The messenger, not wanting to be fired, left for Königsberg.

Najs · 12-10-2009, 18:52

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aldriq · 12-10-2009, 19:34

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"Where is your canoe now?!"

That joke is older than the sun, but it's still funny

Lord Strange · 12-10-2009, 19:50

Hehe. Still watching, still laughing.

The Arch Mede · 12-10-2009, 23:39

So you are actually going to let them keep some provinces are you? Letting them off lightly for a first offence?

Beamed · 13-10-2009, 00:40

The Teutonic Order looks less watery and more Paradox Forumy.

Herr Doctor · 13-10-2009, 13:14

oh, this is really funny

marty99 · 29-10-2009, 14:35

Whats that smell, is it FAIL?
I think it is, EURO

EUROO7 · 29-10-2009, 17:00

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Originally Posted by marty99

Whats that smell, is it FAIL?
I think it is, EURO

I agree.

marty99 · 30-10-2009, 17:30

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Originally Posted by EUROO7

I agree.

But seriously, whens the next update, I'm getting withdrawal symptoms here

kfijatass · 31-10-2009, 00:55

=P So you won't get inherited by Poland? Awww =P.
Leave us Ukraine at least =P So we would have monopoly on beautiful women =P. Why else do you think the 3 strippings of Poland happened?

Edit: And do check out my Swiss PicturAAR ^^

Snugglie · 31-10-2009, 18:47

Brilliance in a matchbox, I say. Subscribed.

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EUROO7 I'm co-oping with Rudolf Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Portugal, down the Ol' South America way... Posts: 4,059	Chapter The Third A Pole, a Teuton and a Lithuanian are walking down Samogitia when Cannibal Animists capture them. They are taken to the Chief of the tribe, who says: "Foolish Catholics, we kill you now, make fishing canoe from skin!" He turns to the Pole and asks: "How you wish to die?" The Pole, always the brave, responds: "Hit me over the head with your strongest club!" bonk He falls over, and is dragged away to the skinning tent. The Chief then asks the Teuton: "How you wish to die?" The Teuton, always the pious, responds: "Let me be hit over the head with a cross, while I kneel and pray!" bonk The Teuton falls and is dragged to the skinning tent. The Chief finally asks the Lithuanian: "How you wish to die?" The Lithuanian, always the clever, responds: "I want to bonk myself with a sharp stick!" The Chief of the cannibals, confused but impressed by the bravery of the Lithuanian, accepts. The Lithuanian grabs the sharp stick and begins stabbing himself repeatedly in the chest screaming: "Where is your canoe now?!" My Lord, May Death Come Swiftly to Our Enemies The Unauthorised Annals of Lithuania Throne Room, Ducal Castle, Vilnius, Lithuania: Vladislovas Valavicius: "And henceforth, let the Order of Teutonic Knights be warned not to begin any conflicts, lest the full might of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania descend upon them!" It was early in the morning, and Vladislovas Valavicius was performing his daily ritual. He liked to sit in the Throne, fancying himself Grand Duke of Lithuania. He was next in the line of succession, but new the king of Poland would never let the Personal Union end, and thus, he would have to remain as Senior Member of the Court of the Grand Duchy. Behind the throne was the court annalist. This mute fool had just been hired through some beurocratic blunder, and had gotten up very early for the job he was very unqualified to perform. The ignorant annalist had no idea the crown of the Grand Duchy was currently without its duke, and naturally assumed the man sitting at the end of the Throne room, giving orders, was the Grand Duke himself. So as Vladislovas Valavicius whimsically gave orders to an empty Court, the annalist took note. When Vladislovas saw the nobles enter the Ducal Castle, he hurriedly put the crown back and headed to his chambers, while the annalist ran to the office of the Ducal Messenger and delivered the orders Vladislovas had given. The messenger, not wanting to be fired, left for Königsberg.

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