UPDATE
Hitler: Hey, where's mein fancy title?
Himmler: Well, first the russians bombed it to ashes, then they captured it in a mission and sent it as a gift to Stalin.
Himmler: Time for your daily " I am surrounded by idiots" moment, my führer?
Hitler: Yes. thanks for reminding me.
cahem...
I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! EIN BEFEHL!
Rommel: Hey guys I brought the daily news from the front.
Hitler: EIN BEFEHL! EIN BEFEEEEEEHL!
Himmler: you know you shouldn't have arrived at 3pm. that's when he yells at everybody.
(Hitler starts foaming and falls into the ground)
Rommel: Bitch, pleeeease. I was fighting the russians.
Himmler: shouldn't you be fighting the americans or something?
anyway, the russians are a piece of cake.
Goering: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Himmler: shit.
Hitler: BLABLUMBLABLERGH!
Himmler: Okay, it appears that I am actually the one surrounded by idiots.
Rommel: Hey!
nameless german soldier 1#: Mein Führer! the French landed at Marseille!
(cricket cricket cricket)
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(more uncomfortable silence)
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Hitler, not foaming anymore: Mein Freund. The russians are taking over eastern europe. the americans are doing the same in the west, and are inflicting huge losses. why should i care about a dozen frogs landing in an unimportant french city?
german soldier 1#: well, it is actually the second biggest city in france. and after the fall of Paris, the most important city controlled by us in occupied france. It is also our biggest port in the mediterranean.
Hitler:
Rommel: coughOWNEDcough
Himmler: coughPWNEDcough
Goering: coughCAKEcough
Hitler: Oh, my loyal minions are not even loyal anymore. but that guy, Stauffenberg. He is really, really nice to me.
Stauffenberg: Oh hello Führer. I just prepared you breakfast. look, muffins and cupcakes, shaped like swastikas. I also brought you the newspapers.
Hitler: hum, Let's see what "the Deutscher" brings us today. "Hitler kicks ass".
as usual. hum, that's new. "French Landing defeated."
to be continued...