Hitler: Alright, this is the second official meeting of the 3rd Reich. A few things have happened, and I want to know about it. Von Blomberg, how goes production?
Von Blomberg: Project complete at 20%, initiating extra project.
Hitler: Is it what I think it is?
What Hitler's one dream is
Von Blomberg: Incorrect. Extra project includes Interceptor force expansion and Battleship Bismarck.
What's really being made
Hitler: That’s good too, I guess. Constantin I…
Von Neurath: Durrr, duh doy nguh, bhah. Klurr tuuu flaaahh.
Hitler: What?
Von Neurath: Durrr, duh doy nguh, bhah! Klurr tuuu flaaahh!
Hitler: You senile old man! What are you talking about?
Von Neurath: Rahh, grall nuff…
*puts in dentures*
Von Neurath: Listen sonny, just ‘cause I’m old doesn’t mean I’m senile! Now… Where am I? Who are you?!
Hitler: Ughhh, I’ll just read what’s going on… ahh, trade deals, carrying out my plan of marching on the Rhine, budgeting… oh, and Italy succeeding in a war?
Hess: Tat nub musolini wun a war? Yah rite. :rofl:
Hitler: Seriously, Italy won a war.
Hess: rofl. The onlee wai musolini wonned a war is if he fot franse or afrika…
Hitler: Pretty much what he did, he attacked and annexed Ethiopia.
Hess: lol. it tuk him 4 munths to pwn som sper chukers.
Hitler: Pretty much. As much as it’s fun chatting with you Hess, I must continue with this meeting.
Hess: lol. kay brb, sai hi to crazee fer me.
Hitler: Speaking of which… Frick, what are you doing in that box?
Frick trying to sneak away
Frick: They can’t sees us. They must not see us. They watch us everywhere, only the box is safe. Only the box can save us.
Hitler: Uhh, I can still see you--
Frick: NOOOO!!! They mustn’t sees us! They can’t sees us! We must run! We must hide! HIDE!!!
Frick: *Runs away*
Hitler: Meh, as long as he gets rid of the spies it’s not my problem.
Five bucks says it will...
Hess: kay im bak. hay wut hapento crazee?
Hitler: You don’t want to know. Anyway, I’l skip Canaris because he’s useless.
Canaris: *sniff* I’m not useless.
Hess: lol, u r usless. U hav no frends, & u nevar hav stuff 2 shar.
Canaris: *cries and runs away*
Hitler: Well, Beck what’s up with our military?
Beck: (&*%(&^ *)( ()& *( *^%& &%&*%^&*% ^%& *&(%&*(%&*(% &(%*&%*&%$.
Fritsch: He said that we’re starting to get better, but we still suck. He also said congratulations of passing the exam requirements for being a general.
Hess: wtf? hitlr u got a gernal job?
Von Neurath: I knew it! Spittin’ image of yer grampa! Why I remember when yer gramps and I fought in Holstein against them no good Danes, we were surrounded by hundurds of ‘em and… *snore*
Von Blomberg: Illogical statement. Hitler never made to Sergeant, thus is unable to advance to General.
Reader: …Liar.
I wonder how much did Hitler give to be promoted from little corporal to Napoleon?
Hitler: Yeah, I got my second star as a result of doing so well. We can talk about this later. Raeder, how do you feel about getting another ship to the fleet?
Raeder: …Dissatisfied.
Hitler: Bleh, who asked you? And Goring?
Goring: Whaaat?! Can’t you see I’m eatin’ here?
Goring, staring at the newest plate of raw turtle eggs
Hitler: Just give me the freakin’ report.
Goring: I would… If I hadn’t of used as a napkin… and then ate it.
Hitler: ……
Goring: Hey, your face is turnin’ red.
Hess: lol u betr get off ur fat ars goring…
Goring: Hey I ain’t fat, and I ain’t gonna listen to ya Hess!
Hess: lol ur funeral…
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Also I forgot to mention that the updates occur after 6 months of gametime.