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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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The Zany Adventures of Chairman Mao!
This isn't exactly an AAR, but as I was playing the game I realized the absolute absurdity of what I was doing. It gave me a giggle, so I figured it might make someone else laugh, too!
Here's Chairman Mao liberating Poland!    (Edit - the only cheating I did was acceptall to enter the Comintern and Demanding Territory from Manchukuo [I'd already conquered the entire country, but if I Annexed, it gave the territory to Nat China instead of me]) Last edited by King Nothing; 03-06-2009 at 03:10. |
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03-07-2006, 20:40
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Haha, nice, how's the situation in China?
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03-07-2006, 21:26
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You'd better turn this into an AAR or get this thread out of the AARland forum or I will cut you with my LibrAARian's Machete.
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03-07-2006, 23:47
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he'll do it too!
 anyways....you may be liberating poland but it seems to me that germany is liberating everything else 
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04-07-2006, 04:57
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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Oops! Sorry about that. I couldn't think of a better forum to post this in. It made me chuckle, so I figured someone else might get a giggle out of it. If you can think of a better place to move this thread to, please do.
Anywho - it may seem that Germany's liberating everything else... until... Chairman Mao's Romp Through Prussia!!!! (aka The Peoples' Great Revolutionary Pocket!)  And as to the guy asking about the situation in China... 
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04-07-2006, 07:32
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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Our illustrious leader spearheads the assault on Berlin! Our friend, Comrade Stalin, sends us the blueprint for Semi-Modern Infantry division as a reward for the Chinese peoples' service to the revolution!
 
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04-07-2006, 07:37
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Where will you go once Germany is destroyed?
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04-07-2006, 08:07
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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Comrade Southern Redneck,
The revolution is a flowing river. Only Comrade Mao has the strength of will to bend the river as he sees fit. Comrade Mao stops in Amsterdam for a quick toke. Don't worry - he didn't inhale the capitalist grass!  
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04-07-2006, 08:19
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I thought our grass (yes I live in Holland ) was grass of the hippies...not of the capitalists. O wait, I see his jeep outside, *of to wave at Mao*
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04-07-2006, 08:26
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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The Chairman enjoys a fine dinner on the Seine.
 Our illustrious leader reports finding a giant metal phallus on his European vacation. He wonders if a certain people are compensating for something... 
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04-07-2006, 08:29
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Alright, so it's an AAR now, I guess...
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04-07-2006, 08:58
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Anon is an AAR nazi now.
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04-07-2006, 09:03
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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Ppphhhttttt...!!! Thanks for the nod from the Ethernopian dude. Let's see you conquer Europe with a bunch of pygmies!
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! The Revolution has spread to all of Europe in the passing of our leaders' quiet footsteps. The fascists are ground into dust as the Chairman enjoys the late summer sun of Marseille.  
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04-07-2006, 13:06
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Uh, huh. Now I know why Mao was so popular. It has something to do with his hunkyness :nods: ...
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04-07-2006, 19:05
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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As winter set in for northern Europe, the Chairman decided to take for the warmer climes of Italy.
 Our fearless leader has a meeting with someone the capitalist dogs call "the pope." Apparently, he is a moral and spiritual leader for the ethically vapid peoples of the West. Of course, our illustrious Chairman has secured an agreement with this "Pious 12" that he wouldn't speak out against totalitarian regimes. 
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04-07-2006, 19:46
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King Hussein Nothing, Jr.
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Where ever the Chairman goes, revolution follows in his wake!
 Our fearless leader's vacation in Europe now comes to an end. He returns to the homefront to continue the Revolution against the foul regime of Kai-shek! (with armies led by skill 5 and 6 generals and field marshalls and two and three star experienced units of 1945 infantry!  )Stay tuned! We never know where the Zanny Adventures of Chairman Mao will take the Revolution next! |
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04-07-2006, 20:47
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Mao's been everywhere, man...
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