Dear Reader -
If you have stumbled into this AAR hoping for a rollicking tale of world conquest, grand climactic battles, epic romance, and happy children wearing pink and blue pinafores, matching hats, and trendy footwear laughing and beaming whilst skipping through Elysian fields filled with daisies and happy, furry woodland creatures such as deer, bunny rabbits, kittens, and jive-talking dragons, all of whom occasionally break out in songs about the joy of maintaining childhood innocence and the eternally enduring power of friendship in the face of villains who never kill the good guys when they have the chance, then you have entered the wrong thread.
Furthermore, if you have been lured into the thread expecting an enthusiastic and faithful parody of a certain series of children's books, then you have also entered the wrong thread. I do not know how to write, and I would never desire to imitate a famous author's writing style. Truth be told, I was just hard up for a decent thread title and couldn't think of anything better than this. Sad, eh?
The partial inversion of two words at the end of the title was not merely an attempt to be cute ('cuz I'm sure it wasn't), but merely a possible half-truth. I have decided to do my first ever AAR as the County of Limisol, which I'm sure few of you actually remember from the game. Limisol is the demesne lying in Western Cyprus. Uneventful, indeed. Depending on how this game goes, this thread could fly right by in a few posts as almost 400 years of gameplay and many hours of my life go to waste with nothing at all to report aside from random acts of violence and a little sex. But that's the kind of person I am: Less possibilities --> less expectations --> less disappointment.
So, the question remains: Will anything happen in this game to be worth writing about? Will I just start making stuff up? Will I polish off this bottle of scotch by midnight (the answer is "likely yes")? This probably won't become a drunken AAR, as I suspect that it will require many days to finish this, and, much as I'd love to follow in my grandfather Morton's footsteps (yes, that was his real name), I think I'd be better off saving my money for my weekly AA sessions.
As for style, I am thinking of making the most of my non-existant writing abilities and simply letting the real-life fake historical people tell you the story of their dynasty themselves. I might be popping in and out with little tidbits of knowledge or opinion, but I wouldn't count on seeing that too much. They can tell their story far better than I can. I think you will find each character unique (unless their abilities are as inbred as my cousins), and while the counts/dukes/emperors/prisoners/martyrs/dung shovelers at the heart of the dynasty will, not surprisingly, make up the bulk of the text, other less significant members of their family (like the wives and daughters) might find time between pregnancies to interject.
I hope you will find their story as interesting as I'm told that I did last night. They say that "in wine, everything is interesting"; I don't know what they say about Scotch, but I imagine it isn't too far removed. In any event, it'll be as new to me as it will be for you. This also absolves me of any responsibility in the event that it turns out to be a colossal bore.
The first real post of this AAR will come anytime from later tonight to tomorrow afternoon, depending on when I pass out and for how long. Courage.
P.S. Any suggestions as to how to liven up an AAR thread will be very greatly appreciated. I hope to learn from your past mistakes, so that nobody has to learn from mine.
If you have stumbled into this AAR hoping for a rollicking tale of world conquest, grand climactic battles, epic romance, and happy children wearing pink and blue pinafores, matching hats, and trendy footwear laughing and beaming whilst skipping through Elysian fields filled with daisies and happy, furry woodland creatures such as deer, bunny rabbits, kittens, and jive-talking dragons, all of whom occasionally break out in songs about the joy of maintaining childhood innocence and the eternally enduring power of friendship in the face of villains who never kill the good guys when they have the chance, then you have entered the wrong thread.
Furthermore, if you have been lured into the thread expecting an enthusiastic and faithful parody of a certain series of children's books, then you have also entered the wrong thread. I do not know how to write, and I would never desire to imitate a famous author's writing style. Truth be told, I was just hard up for a decent thread title and couldn't think of anything better than this. Sad, eh?
The partial inversion of two words at the end of the title was not merely an attempt to be cute ('cuz I'm sure it wasn't), but merely a possible half-truth. I have decided to do my first ever AAR as the County of Limisol, which I'm sure few of you actually remember from the game. Limisol is the demesne lying in Western Cyprus. Uneventful, indeed. Depending on how this game goes, this thread could fly right by in a few posts as almost 400 years of gameplay and many hours of my life go to waste with nothing at all to report aside from random acts of violence and a little sex. But that's the kind of person I am: Less possibilities --> less expectations --> less disappointment.
So, the question remains: Will anything happen in this game to be worth writing about? Will I just start making stuff up? Will I polish off this bottle of scotch by midnight (the answer is "likely yes")? This probably won't become a drunken AAR, as I suspect that it will require many days to finish this, and, much as I'd love to follow in my grandfather Morton's footsteps (yes, that was his real name), I think I'd be better off saving my money for my weekly AA sessions.
As for style, I am thinking of making the most of my non-existant writing abilities and simply letting the real-life fake historical people tell you the story of their dynasty themselves. I might be popping in and out with little tidbits of knowledge or opinion, but I wouldn't count on seeing that too much. They can tell their story far better than I can. I think you will find each character unique (unless their abilities are as inbred as my cousins), and while the counts/dukes/emperors/prisoners/martyrs/dung shovelers at the heart of the dynasty will, not surprisingly, make up the bulk of the text, other less significant members of their family (like the wives and daughters) might find time between pregnancies to interject.
I hope you will find their story as interesting as I'm told that I did last night. They say that "in wine, everything is interesting"; I don't know what they say about Scotch, but I imagine it isn't too far removed. In any event, it'll be as new to me as it will be for you. This also absolves me of any responsibility in the event that it turns out to be a colossal bore.
The first real post of this AAR will come anytime from later tonight to tomorrow afternoon, depending on when I pass out and for how long. Courage.
P.S. Any suggestions as to how to liven up an AAR thread will be very greatly appreciated. I hope to learn from your past mistakes, so that nobody has to learn from mine.