BulgAARia

Panther_V · 16-04-2004, 21:19

This is my First AAR so please tell me what you think. Also I don't mean to offend any Countries in this AAR, just have fun and relax.
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1st January 1936

Tsar Boris III of Bulgaria looked out onto the streets of Sofia in the middle of a snowstorm. Such a Beautiful city he thought, Worthy of being a centre of an empire. Maybe soon it will he thought.
Boris then turned to the conference table where the Annual meeting of Goverment ministers was in session.

Boris: Ok men we are now in 1936, Happy new year!

Everyone exchanges Good will to one another

Boris: Georgi Kioseivanov, As well as being Prime Minister you are also Foreign Minister, So tell me Kio What is happening in the World Today?

Kio: Well, Great Tsar, Not much is happening in the World as it is a Holiday after all.

Boris: Do I sense sarcasm dear Prime minister? Because If you even trry it you know that accidents can happen and you can be easily replaced.

Kio: *GULP* No I didn't mean that, Oh Great merciful Tsar.

*Boris watches Kio very carefully

Boris: Alright then. Kiril Gounev, As Armarments minister tell us how are we doing with supplies?

Gounev: Very well minister we even have surplus supplies.

Boris: ok lets change the industrial output so morecan go to research.

Gounev: very well Minister

Boris: Sapov, How is our security doing?

Sapov: Very well sir, But we might have problems from the Greeks and Yugoslavs in the near future.

Boris: I allow you to increase the security branch as you see fit. We will not become puppetsof those minor powers compared to our Might.
MWHAHAHA

*Everyone looks at Boris fearfully except Peshev who is asleep

Boris:Peshev! wake up ou Fool!

*Peshev snores on
*Sapov slaps Peshev in the Forehead

Boris: Peshev, how is the intelligence community?

Peshev: wha? oh, yes, its well, alright I suppose.

*Boris shakes his head and mutters "Dismal enigma"

Boris: Lukov, As my loyal Chief of Staff pleadse tell me the standing of our mighty Armed Forces.

Lukhov: well, In our Capitol, Sofia there are 3 divisions of 1 Va Armija comanded by Me, who will not let you down sir, with 2 infantry divisions, one with and engineer brigade, We also have a calvary division.
In Plovdiv, we have 3 divisions of 2 Va Armija comanded by you, oh great Tsar with two infantry divisions and a calvary division.
In Varna we have 3 ta Armija commanded by General Bakyrdjev with 2 infantry divisions
Finally we have 2 infantry divisions commanded by Lt. General Stoichev with 2 divisions of infantry.
WE also have a Destroyer named after yougreat Tsar commanded by Vice Admiral Toshev.

Boris: Thank you, I want our Armed forces to Treble by this time next year. I also want to research doctrines, Start a Defensive doctrine at once.
We will meet in 6 months time on 1st June.
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Tell me what you think and give some constructive critisim please

Exterous · 16-04-2004, 22:13

So far its good.

As for constructive criticism:

1. You have not assassinated anyone yet (-1)
2. There were no mentions of evil plots (-2)
3. No one was annexed yet! (-80billion)

Total: -80,000,000,003

Panther_V · 16-04-2004, 22:49

I am sorry but it hasn't even started of but I will be wielding the axe soon.....

Panther_V · 16-04-2004, 23:25

March 8th 1936

An emergency meeting is called After the German reoccupation of the Rhineland.

Boris: Ok, Germany is defying the Versailles treaty, Kio! What do you think our stance should be?

Kio: well oh Mighty Tsar, light of the Four corners of the Earth (Boris is flattered) I Think we should side with Germany. The Treaty was very harsh.

Boris: Well I suppose, we can give support to them. Kio, start work on a message immediatly

Kio:Yes, Immaculate one.

Boris: We forgot to do the Shape of our Empire..I mean Country...Yes thats right

Kio: well as you can see we have claims on Romania, Greece and Yugoslavia...WAIT! What does that say in Yugoslavia! They plan to Invade us in 1940! 4 years and they have a much larger army than us.

Boris: I suggest we invade in 1939 and seek help from Germany to guide us through these troubles. Lukov!

Lukov: Yes, Great one?

Boris: We need to build up our armed forces. As soon as that deep area defence doctrine is finished I want you to create us a huge army.

Lukov: Right away, Your Holiness

Boris: we will meet again in June

Black_Rattler · 17-04-2004, 02:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exterous

So far its good.

As for constructive criticism:

1. You have not assassinated anyone yet (-1)
2. There were no mentions of evil plots (-2)
3. No one was annexed yet! (-80billion)

Total: -80,000,000,003

Hehehh

Exterous · 17-04-2004, 03:58

Ooooo oooo, i see a mention of 'evil plans'!

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 12:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exterous

So far its good.

As for constructive criticism:

1. You have not assassinated anyone yet (-1)
2. There were no mentions of evil plots (-2)
3. No one was annexed yet! (-80billion)

Total: -80,000,000,003

very soon my precious very soon....

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 14:09

1st June 1936

Boris: Lukov, What is the status of our Armed forces?

Lukov: We have finished Deep area defense and are now training 3 new infantry divisions. They will be ready on 1st September

Boris: *taps fingers together* Excellent!

Kio: At the minute some countries are influenceing others. Most notably those evil yugoslavians are influencing Germany!

Boris: we have to stop that! What about the proposed Alliance?

Kio: They said that it is too soon and Hitler told me that he wants peace until he can get all his land back together and then we can be allies

Boris: that's fair but it doesn't help us. What is the status of the Yugoslav army?

Kio: they have double our army size but they only have one division covering our border.

Boris: Lets hope our Maskirovka will work. Supov, will Operation Lightswitch work?

Supov: I fully expect them to be "Knocked out" MWHAHAHAHAHA

Boris: MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Rudolf Brett · 17-04-2004, 15:11

I like how this AAr is going so far, i normally enjoy Balkan AAr's, becasue its such a troubled region and its a free for all in neccesity. What flag are you using, is it a star or something in the top right hand corner? Keep up the good work. The only criticism i have is that i always thought bulgaria (When they were a pupet nation of the Ottoman mpire had some claims on Serbia and thus so shouldbn they on Yugoslavia?

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 15:44

They have a claim on Macedonia but I will get Serbia as well one way or another

I think its a lion in the top corner of the flag, might be the royal crest?

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 17:14

1st January 1937

Kio: Nationalist Spain have almost beaten the Republican Yoke.

Boris: Brilliant, I never liked Democracy

Boris: Also, could you please tell me how our armed forces are progressng?

Kio: Well, unfortunately The Yugoslavs have moved 2 divisions down to our border but they are quite weak

Kio: Meanwhile we have added 6 new divisions to our armies and we are now researching improved infantry weapons so our mean have the latest equipment.

Boris: Excellent, This war may cause an outcry from the west who set this illegitamite "country" up.

Supov: That is why our Maskirovka calls for an Alliance with Germany and Germany to be at unease with the west. We will gain while our ally will gain also!

Boris: Actually I think we need a decent Intelligence minister, so wake that fool Peshev up.

Supov: *slaps Peshev on the Ear* wake up you fat git!

Boris: Peshev, You have been a worthless intelligence minister, Consider youself "fired"

Supov: *Draws a gun and shoots Peshev*

*Guards run in and place Peshev's body in a body bag

Supov: You have been sacked MWHAHAHAHA

Boris: MWHAHAHA You really crack me up Supov, Now we need a Intellience Minister

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Any volunteers?

von Loch Ness · 17-04-2004, 18:26

Hey! Go go go

I wish you all the best!
I'm not good at HoI (considering how ruthlessly i lost in my first try as Bulgaria), so i wouldn t be that good of a critic

A kakvo shte kajesh Plovdiv da stane stolica na imperiqta

Nuclear Winter · 17-04-2004, 19:31

Great joke

:lol: "You´ve been sacked" is just fantastic!!!

Keep it up, and remember two things: to keep a strong force in the coast (for an unknown reason, the brits always unload hordes of troops in there, personal experience), and to research tanks. In 1.06 vanilla HOI you start 2 techs away form 30mm basic tanks, and you can build one per year (and with E brigades on them!), so it might be usefull.

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 19:42

I forgot to give my economic report. I have no oil or enough coal and steel but yuoslavia has alot

Black_Rattler · 17-04-2004, 21:13

Youve been, "fired"

Exterous · 17-04-2004, 21:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther_V

very soon my precious very soon....

My precious? Are you hitting on me?

And beware, Donald Trump may sue you and turn Bulgaria into a new golf course and hotel

Great update

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 21:56

1st June 1937

Boris: Hmm we still haven't found an Intelligence Minister.

Supov: Well none of the candidates have passed the security test

Boris: maybe we could have some of the foreign supporters join us?

Supov: well we will see how loyal they are

Boris: ok next, Gounev, As armarments minister, tell me what is production like now?

Gounev: Well our light tankprototype will be ready on 17th October and Manoeuver Artillary on 4th November

Boris: very nice but why build tanks? In the Great war they were ineffective

Gounev: True Master Boris, but Kio has found out that the Germans are building lots of them and they told us that they are very effective

Boris: oh well as long as our enemies eat our jackboot fast I'm happy. But why have we stopped training infantry?

Gounev: Well we are running out of men to train. Not enough are applying to join us.

Boris: hmm I have a plan *smiles evily*

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Tsar Boris' Speech at Boyana, 2nd June 1937

"People of our fair country, There has been unstability lately in Europe, Germany has been undoing the Versailles treaty and mostly the Western Powers haven't complained or tried to stop them, But they will! Many of our people are sympathetic to Germany and the chains they were binded with are unfair.
A war in Europe is coming and I fear we will be at the centre of it *quick smirk that noone notices* so I think that we should mobilise to meet the threat of Yugo..Whoever it may be and defend our Motherland!" *looks relieved*
*Crowd goes wild*
Boris: *mutters to kio* Works everytime.

The next day 100,000 young men signed up.

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 21:57

Woud anyone ike the post as Intelligence Minister? (more posts will probably open everytime someone fails Boris)

Jopi · 17-04-2004, 23:27

Does the post include a dagger as a perk? Well anyway, I'm in!

Panther_V · 17-04-2004, 23:36

good jopi

It might include some "wet work"

16-04-2004, 21:19	#1
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	BulgAARia : Attack of the mighty Bulgars! This is my First AAR so please tell me what you think. Also I don't mean to offend any Countries in this AAR, just have fun and relax. --------------- 1st January 1936 Tsar Boris III of Bulgaria looked out onto the streets of Sofia in the middle of a snowstorm. Such a Beautiful city he thought, Worthy of being a centre of an empire. Maybe soon it will he thought. Boris then turned to the conference table where the Annual meeting of Goverment ministers was in session. Boris: Ok men we are now in 1936, Happy new year! Everyone exchanges Good will to one another Boris: Georgi Kioseivanov, As well as being Prime Minister you are also Foreign Minister, So tell me Kio What is happening in the World Today? Kio: Well, Great Tsar, Not much is happening in the World as it is a Holiday after all. Boris: Do I sense sarcasm dear Prime minister? Because If you even trry it you know that accidents can happen and you can be easily replaced. Kio: GULP No I didn't mean that, Oh Great merciful Tsar. Boris watches Kio very carefully Boris: Alright then. Kiril Gounev, As Armarments minister tell us how are we doing with supplies? Gounev: Very well minister we even have surplus supplies. Boris: ok lets change the industrial output so morecan go to research. Gounev: very well Minister Boris: Sapov, How is our security doing? Sapov: Very well sir, But we might have problems from the Greeks and Yugoslavs in the near future. Boris: I allow you to increase the security branch as you see fit. We will not become puppetsof those minor powers compared to our Might. MWHAHAHA Everyone looks at Boris fearfully except Peshev who is asleep Boris:Peshev! wake up ou Fool! Peshev snores on Sapov slaps Peshev in the Forehead Boris: Peshev, how is the intelligence community? Peshev: wha? oh, yes, its well, alright I suppose. Boris shakes his head and mutters "Dismal enigma" Boris: Lukov, As my loyal Chief of Staff pleadse tell me the standing of our mighty Armed Forces. Lukhov: well, In our Capitol, Sofia there are 3 divisions of 1 Va Armija comanded by Me, who will not let you down sir, with 2 infantry divisions, one with and engineer brigade, We also have a calvary division. In Plovdiv, we have 3 divisions of 2 Va Armija comanded by you, oh great Tsar with two infantry divisions and a calvary division. In Varna we have 3 ta Armija commanded by General Bakyrdjev with 2 infantry divisions Finally we have 2 infantry divisions commanded by Lt. General Stoichev with 2 divisions of infantry. WE also have a Destroyer named after yougreat Tsar commanded by Vice Admiral Toshev. Boris: Thank you, I want our Armed forces to Treble by this time next year. I also want to research doctrines, Start a Defensive doctrine at once. We will meet in 6 months time on 1st June. --------------- Tell me what you think and give some constructive critisim please __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs Last edited by Panther_V; 17-04-2004 at 17:16.*

16-04-2004, 22:13	#2
Exterous Glaring at the HOI3 icon Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Grumbling at having to register to get a patch and at the icon below my avatar Posts: 2,773	So far its good. As for constructive criticism: 1. You have not assassinated anyone yet (-1) 2. There were no mentions of evil plots (-2) 3. No one was annexed yet! (-80billion) Total: -80,000,000,003 __________________ German AAR:To Save the Fatherland (1944-?) (AAR of the week 9/3/06-9/10/06) "Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule." -Friedrich Nietzshe "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifiling exception, is composed of others" - John Andrew Holmes #0011 - Corporal HOI M.I.A Company- ADDICT Platoon

16-04-2004, 22:49	#3
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	I am sorry but it hasn't even started of but I will be wielding the axe soon..... __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

16-04-2004, 23:25	#4
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	March 8th 1936 An emergency meeting is called After the German reoccupation of the Rhineland. Boris: Ok, Germany is defying the Versailles treaty, Kio! What do you think our stance should be? Kio: well oh Mighty Tsar, light of the Four corners of the Earth (Boris is flattered) I Think we should side with Germany. The Treaty was very harsh. Boris: Well I suppose, we can give support to them. Kio, start work on a message immediatly Kio:Yes, Immaculate one. Boris: We forgot to do the Shape of our Empire..I mean Country...Yes thats right Kio: well as you can see we have claims on Romania, Greece and Yugoslavia...WAIT! What does that say in Yugoslavia! They plan to Invade us in 1940! 4 years and they have a much larger army than us. Boris: I suggest we invade in 1939 and seek help from Germany to guide us through these troubles. Lukov! Lukov: Yes, Great one? Boris: We need to build up our armed forces. As soon as that deep area defence doctrine is finished I want you to create us a huge army. Lukov: Right away, Your Holiness Boris: we will meet again in June __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 03:58	#6
Exterous Glaring at the HOI3 icon Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Grumbling at having to register to get a patch and at the icon below my avatar Posts: 2,773	Ooooo oooo, i see a mention of 'evil plans'! __________________ German AAR:To Save the Fatherland (1944-?) (AAR of the week 9/3/06-9/10/06) "Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule." -Friedrich Nietzshe "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifiling exception, is composed of others" - John Andrew Holmes #0011 - Corporal HOI M.I.A Company- ADDICT Platoon

17-04-2004, 14:09	#8
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	1st June 1936 Boris: Lukov, What is the status of our Armed forces? Lukov: We have finished Deep area defense and are now training 3 new infantry divisions. They will be ready on 1st September Boris: taps fingers together Excellent! Kio: At the minute some countries are influenceing others. Most notably those evil yugoslavians are influencing Germany! Boris: we have to stop that! What about the proposed Alliance? Kio: They said that it is too soon and Hitler told me that he wants peace until he can get all his land back together and then we can be allies Boris: that's fair but it doesn't help us. What is the status of the Yugoslav army? Kio: they have double our army size but they only have one division covering our border. Boris: Lets hope our Maskirovka will work. Supov, will Operation Lightswitch work? Supov: I fully expect them to be "Knocked out" MWHAHAHAHAHA Boris: MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 15:11	#9
Rudolf Brett Second Lieutenant Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 118	I like how this AAr is going so far, i normally enjoy Balkan AAr's, becasue its such a troubled region and its a free for all in neccesity. What flag are you using, is it a star or something in the top right hand corner? Keep up the good work. The only criticism i have is that i always thought bulgaria (When they were a pupet nation of the Ottoman mpire had some claims on Serbia and thus so shouldbn they on Yugoslavia? __________________ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war.- Napoleon Bonaparte We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.- George Bernard Shaw A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. - Edward Abbey (1927-1989) Veni, Vedi, Vici- Julius Caesar AAr's Papal States AAR-The Last Crusade

17-04-2004, 15:44	#10
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	They have a claim on Macedonia but I will get Serbia as well one way or another I think its a lion in the top corner of the flag, might be the royal crest? __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs Last edited by Panther_V; 17-04-2004 at 16:15.

17-04-2004, 17:14	#11
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	1st January 1937 Kio: Nationalist Spain have almost beaten the Republican Yoke. Boris: Brilliant, I never liked Democracy Boris: Also, could you please tell me how our armed forces are progressng? Kio: Well, unfortunately The Yugoslavs have moved 2 divisions down to our border but they are quite weak Kio: Meanwhile we have added 6 new divisions to our armies and we are now researching improved infantry weapons so our mean have the latest equipment. Boris: Excellent, This war may cause an outcry from the west who set this illegitamite "country" up. Supov: That is why our Maskirovka calls for an Alliance with Germany and Germany to be at unease with the west. We will gain while our ally will gain also! Boris: Actually I think we need a decent Intelligence minister, so wake that fool Peshev up. Supov: slaps Peshev on the Ear wake up you fat git! Boris: Peshev, You have been a worthless intelligence minister, Consider youself "fired" Supov: Draws a gun and shoots Peshev *Guards run in and place Peshev's body in a body bag Supov: You have been sacked MWHAHAHAHA Boris: MWHAHAHA You really crack me up Supov, Now we need a Intellience Minister --------------------- Any volunteers? __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 18:26	#12
von Loch Ness Lt. General Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 1,523 Blog Entries: 1	Hey! Go go go I wish you all the best! I'm not good at HoI (considering how ruthlessly i lost in my first try as Bulgaria), so i wouldn t be that good of a critic A kakvo shte kajesh Plovdiv da stane stolica na imperiqta

17-04-2004, 19:31	#13
Nuclear Winter Marat, l'Ami du Peuple Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A bathtub. Posts: 500	Great joke :lol: "You´ve been sacked" is just fantastic!!! Keep it up, and remember two things: to keep a strong force in the coast (for an unknown reason, the brits always unload hordes of troops in there, personal experience), and to research tanks. In 1.06 vanilla HOI you start 2 techs away form 30mm basic tanks, and you can build one per year (and with E brigades on them!), so it might be usefull. __________________ Farewell to signatures!

17-04-2004, 19:42	#14
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	I forgot to give my economic report. I have no oil or enough coal and steel but yuoslavia has alot __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 21:13	#15
Black_Rattler Major Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 718	Youve been, "fired" __________________ Member Of The Worst HoI players club. The Legend Of Austria Abruptly Ended Due To Accidental Deletion of SaveGame. Dyers Eve -The Real Great War Cut short.. Beyond the North Waves - Amerika Up and Going

17-04-2004, 21:56	#17
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	1st June 1937 Boris: Hmm we still haven't found an Intelligence Minister. Supov: Well none of the candidates have passed the security test Boris: maybe we could have some of the foreign supporters join us? Supov: well we will see how loyal they are Boris: ok next, Gounev, As armarments minister, tell me what is production like now? Gounev: Well our light tankprototype will be ready on 17th October and Manoeuver Artillary on 4th November Boris: very nice but why build tanks? In the Great war they were ineffective Gounev: True Master Boris, but Kio has found out that the Germans are building lots of them and they told us that they are very effective Boris: oh well as long as our enemies eat our jackboot fast I'm happy. But why have we stopped training infantry? Gounev: Well we are running out of men to train. Not enough are applying to join us. Boris: hmm I have a plan smiles evily ----------------- Tsar Boris' Speech at Boyana, 2nd June 1937 "People of our fair country, There has been unstability lately in Europe, Germany has been undoing the Versailles treaty and mostly the Western Powers haven't complained or tried to stop them, But they will! Many of our people are sympathetic to Germany and the chains they were binded with are unfair. A war in Europe is coming and I fear we will be at the centre of it quick smirk that noone notices so I think that we should mobilise to meet the threat of Yugo..Whoever it may be and defend our Motherland!" looks relieved Crowd goes wild Boris: mutters to kio Works everytime. The next day 100,000 young men signed up. __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 21:57	#18
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	Woud anyone ike the post as Intelligence Minister? (more posts will probably open everytime someone fails Boris) __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs

17-04-2004, 23:27	#19
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17-04-2004, 23:36	#20
Panther_V First Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 247	good jopi It might include some "wet work" __________________ BulgAARia Attack of the mighty Bulgars! FM for Africa in The War to End All wAARs