Chapter 7: Ambitions, gambling and the changing of plans
The late king had set an ambitious goal for the realm, the acquisition of Estonia, however, this was decided at a time when the Teutonic Order was a threat to Sweden, not an ally. And so it was that the king gathered his council and started working out a new goal.
There were several worthy ideas put forth but the king, being a twit, could not decide which of them he liked the best so they were written on notes, folded and put in a bowl. By this ingenious and perfectly logical way to rule a kingdom the subjugation of Norway was chosen.
With a goal decided, Swedish Chef rushed to make preparations. This was not solely because of his thirst for blood (and money) but because he had recieved word that the Teutonic Order was at war with several German states, including Pommerania with which Sweden had a royal marriage.
If Swedish Chef was called upon to join the war it would have had uncomfortable effects, rejecting the call would be to loose international prestige and accepting it would mean internal unrest.
Only weeks since the goal had been chosen, war was declared, Blackadd... *cough* Swedish Chef took a big risk in doing so. Since the last war with Norway things had changed, they had broken free from the union with Denmark and had gathered several allies.
The most powerful by far was Burgundy, who could easily match Sweden both on land and at sea. Once again Sweden's allies were unwilling to fight, Swedish Chef didn't even bother to ask. It was not a complete gamble however since the Norway-Burgundy alliance was at war with England and Portugal, both of which had larger navies than Burgundy.
As it turned out Swedish Chef had worried for nothing, Burgundy dishonored Norway's call to arms. Denmark, Muscowy and Tver showed more backbone, not that it mattered since Denmark was getting beat up by revolts and the other two were too far away.
Not everyone was pleased with the current Swedish Chef and a few of them, financed by Norway, held a grand banquette where they for the second time, goaded the king into following his troops into battle. They prayed that he would be struck down so that his heir, a much more promising ruler would take the throne.
Skånska Arméen swiftly moved to siege Sjælland and it fell after only 6 months at which time Denmark offered peace, giving up all their cash and removing their claims on Halland and Skåne. Swedish Chef cared little for what claims Denmark believed they had but the ducats sealed the deal.
Skånska Arméen could now join the rest of the Swedish forces in pounding Norway into submission, and they sure did, 15000 Swedish soldiers vs 2000 broken and routing Norwegian soldiers, out of the 19 battles that were fought, only 1 was a defeat, and that defeat could be credited to the kings own stupidity, spreading his forces thin so that 2000 cavalry without a proper leader faced Norway's 2000 infantry led by a strong leader.
The result of the war was glorious, Bohuslän was added to the kingdom for the beauty of the borders, Norway was to become a vassal state and as a last touch, they would remove their claim on Jämtland.
To celebrate the victory, and the feat of not dying, Swedish Chef II had a commemorative painting made.
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Another glorious and lucky victory for Sweden, perhaps Swedish Chef II isn't all that stupid after all
but then again he really really is compared to his heir... Yes... that name isn't one of the vanilla Swedish monarch names, I've added my own name to the possible monarch names, and no I didn't mod the heir's stats.... and yes, I have illusions of grandeur
I can't make up my own mind on this so I'll let you be the judge.
Should monarchs be depicted as:
a) different muppets for all new regents (if I run out I'll just pick one of the old that seems to fit that one)
b) All monarchs will be Swedish Chef
c) Good monarchs are muppets and shitty monarchs are Blackadders
d) Your own idea
The vote will be open for two whole days! ending at 12:00 on Thursday. It will be tough but I hope I can keep myself from playing more of this game until then
Besides the vote I wonder what you think of the pictures that aren't there just for the laughs, like the missions etc, are they enough or do you want pictures with army positions and movements? or anything else for that matter.