Post 12 - Phew!
Salve and welcome to another update about blah blah blah I play EU3, lets watch. ()(
All questions were answered in the last post and i dont feel like writing random words.)
Morocco again
War came between us and Morocco only less then about 4 months after the last great battle. Two of the three armies burst into action and attempted to take the Algerian provinces.
The third army was left to defeat the uprising peasants, which was quite common. Tangiers had a revolt risk of over 17% if i remember correctly.
Atlas and Mellila was quickly sieged and seized. With no Moroccan army to defend their Algerian provinces, occasionally, some of their peasants attempted to form a new nation using our land.
Phew makes its first occurrence.
"URA!" Shouted the Russians. The Novogorodian armies were approaching the Finnish border! 17 thousand vodka drinkers were facing the nine thousand tea drinkers. It was a battle to see who could get drunk quickest!
"URA!" Shouted the Russians. The battle commenced and, although the English were hopelessly outnumbered, they put up a good round. The Brits retreated back to a nearby province.
Kazan was closing in on our borders, seiging the northern province. It looked like finland was about to fall....all hope was lost.......all armies failing.........
"wait a minute" cried Henry V.
He whispered to the nearby messenger. The messenger rushed out the door to deliver the notices.
"It looks like we can just get out of any war by white peacing" yelled the king. "We were even massively outnumbered and incredibly weak!"
Back Down South
More provinces were being sieged and seized, Oran and Tlemcen were of these. Soon, all of Algeria was under british control, including their makeshift capital: Al Djazair.
it seems my previous mission to keep relations with the states high didnt work, we get excommunicated by the Pope himself! Not good i think, it puts my tolerance of the true faith down to -1, which doesn't even make any sense.
With the conquest of Algeria ending, it seemed right to peace out with the Morocs. We take most of Algeria except their now locked capital.
Other Plans
I have decided to make Venice my long term partner
in crime! Gifts and Military accesses were given to try boost relationships. Hopefully, I can get a Royal Marriage to solve the Legitimacy problem, that will lower revolts which is always nice.
I think thats a bug, 17 yearly for mainly infamy? Excuse me?
FIN
Todays Picture of the post is a collage of screenshots of countries that either aren't in the right place or just shouldn't have existed yet. Pictured are Vijannerer, the neatherlands, Switzerland and Duranni.
World map:
Byzantium and Novogorod is doing incredibly well
Do you want me to ruin everything and play the AI way of this game? No white peacing, no defensive and yes war taxes/oversized army.
Hmm...we'll have a vote. As soon as i finish this Moroccan Skirmish and revolts are less, we'll see who wants me to throw the cake out of the plane.
Vote......NOW!
Vale
