Werewolf Lite CXXII: South Park

the_hdk

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• Apr 7, 2009

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Day One

On the first day South Park decided to finally get rid of Butters (EURO).
The kid was annoying and way too cheerful.
The town hired a ninja to do the job. It was quick but painful for Butters.
Too bad for South Park, Butters really had a good heart.

Here a picture of Butters with both his eyes.

Here he just lost one. (Seconds after the ninja attack)


During the night a hippie (Jens) disappeared.
God damn hippies are invading South Park! Good riddance!
The hippie was a goodie doh!​

You lynch EURO07 the villager
You hunt Jensthemens the vllager

 

EUROO7

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What?!

Euro was a villager?!

What a surprise!

 

Jensthemens

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• Apr 7, 2009

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GHOST SPAM
first lite game I get to do that in
They only hunted me so that I would not get 4 games in a row
*tries and grab a joint*
Oh man, it sucks to be dead, now I can't smoke anymore

 

the_hdk

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• Apr 7, 2009

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BTW EURO I added you as 1st SUB

also good to see AOK is back.

 

EUROO7

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Jensthemens said:

GHOST SPAM
first lite game I get to do that in
They only hunted me so that I would not get 4 games in a row
*tries and grab a joint*
Oh man, it sucks to be dead, now I can't smoke anymore

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You win some, you lose most.

Then you die!

 

the_hdk

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• Apr 7, 2009

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EUROO7 said:

You win some, you lose most.

Then you die!

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The correct version is:

"Life sucks, then you die. "

edit: A cookie for the person who knows from what book I got that quote.

 

EUROO7

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the_hdk said:

The correct version is:

Life sucks, than you die.

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See, I was adapting it to what he said.

Therefore, the correct version is:

DIE W0LFS UND STOOPED V1LLAG3RS!!!!111!!!11!!oneleven!1!

 

Jensthemens

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• Apr 7, 2009

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EUROO7 said:

You win some, you lose most.

Then you die!

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I guess, but that doesn't mean I have to like it

 

XenomorphII

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• Apr 7, 2009

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W W Well crap that could of g g gone better.
VOTE Lala
That is the b b best I have right now, he w w wanted a three way tie so, meh.

 

Slinky

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Gah!

EUROO7 was not a wolf, even when he said he was. Who then could be a wolf? Must be someone who says he is a villager. I am a villager, does that mean I am a wolf? I am so confused right now. Oh god.

 

Slinky

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Does anyone want some coffee? I could sure use some.

 

punkbob

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• Apr 8, 2009

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eh?

No wolves?

****

Vote AVN

 

Skarion

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• Apr 8, 2009

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the_hdk said:

The correct version is:

"Life sucks, then you die. "

edit: A cookie for the person who knows from what book I got that quote.

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That quote exist in a LOT of books, but I would bet that you took it from Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, Book 4) by Stephenie Meyer. I think the quote also exist in book 2 in the same series on page 143.

And I hope the JL will scan punkbob asap.

Will get some kind of analysis later. Mmmkey.

 

Lemeard

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Jensthemens said:

GHOST SPAM
first lite game I get to do that in
They only hunted me so that I would not get 4 games in a row
*tries and grab a joint*
Oh man, it sucks to be dead, now I can't smoke anymore

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Welcme to undead territory. Please take a seat to the left and we'll get to you as soon as possible. Any questions?

 

Jensthemens

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Lemeard said:

Welcme to undead territory. Please take a seat to the left and we'll get to you as soon as possible. Any questions?

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Yes, why can't I feel anyhting? I don't like it.

 

Lemeard

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Jensthemens said:

Yes, why can't I feel anyhting? I don't like it.

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It's all in the contract.

 

Jensthemens

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Lemeard said:

It's all in the contract.

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OK
Wait! What!
What contract? I never signed any contract
Let me see that contract nao

 

Slinky

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Gnngnhhg

 

Slinky

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Oh god! A hippie dead! Who would do such a thing? Cartman of course. Or was it towelie in a fight about something to smoke. It could be Cartman, or was it towelie. No, Cartman. Or perhaps towelie. It could have been anybody. Gah! It probably was someone who ignored Butters continued wolfish cries. Someone who wants me dead, but didn't vote me. Someone sneaky, working in the shadows trying to catch me when I least suspect it. Too much pressure! It could be Chef! No wait, it's probably Mr. Mackey. Maybe they are all wolves. AAAAAaaaaaaggghhhhh!

Vote dublish

 

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• Apr 8, 2009

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Slinky said:

Gah!

EUROO7 was not a wolf, even when he said he was. Who then could be a wolf? Must be someone who says he is a villager. I am a villager, does that mean I am a wolf? I am so confused right now. Oh god.

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Confusion is a great weakness, wouldn't you agree, eh?

VOTE SLINKY!

Buddy.......

eh.