All of Addis Abbaba was in jubilant celebration as the entire nation seemed to celebrate their latest, and only, major victory against the Italians. Through it all, Haile Sellassie was only thinking of that Semi-Lobster. After all, it was his advice that had led to the victory, where the two militia armies from Dire Dawa and Ginir hit Harer from two sides, forcing Graziani to retreat his division after three days and one hour of fighting. Being with the Imperial Bodyguard stationed in the capital, Sellassie had not seen the fighting personally, but General Hapte Mikael had assured him that the battle had gone well and that the losses were low.
Of course, this meant that either the Semi-Lobster was the real thing, or perhaps it was all a dream? Haile pinched himself, just to make sure. No, he was not dreaming. He was entering the secret chamber under the palace where the Ark of the Covenant was being held. Once more, he opened it up.
The Semi-Lobster was once more inside, and was drawing a map on one of the Ark’s walls with his claw. Similar maps covered the walls and floor. How the Semi-Lobster managed to gain knowledge about the outside world when he said that he did not have any magical powers were anybody’s guess, probably an oversight on the author’s part, or a rather clumsy avoidance of the issue of the limits of the Semi-Lobster’s powers. Either way, he should have written it better.
“Well, Semi-Lobster, delusion or not, you have been giving good advice. Graziani is fleeing back into the Ogaden, and our forces are pursuing!”
<That’s good to hear, Sellassie, but you have to cut off the pursuit,> the Semi-Lobster replied matter-of-factly, not looking up with the map he was drawing with his claw.
Sellassie blinked in surprise. “What? Why?
<Trust me. Behind Harer, the Italians have a modern, professional force that can completely destroy your army just by sneezing. If you retake Harer, the Italians will counterattack, and you will be back to where you started, except in a worse position. The only way to even hold off the Italians for long is to maintain a superior strategic position.>
“Superior strategic position?”
<Yes. Until the Italian army in the east has been weakened enough, or your army has grown enough in strength, you should have your armies maintain their positions and not pursue retreating Italians to recapture lost land. Like this map here.> The Semi-Lobster gestured with his one claw to one of the many maps drawn inside the Ark. It showed the Ethiopian Army in the three provinces of Dire Dawa, Addis Abbaba, and Jima, with red arrows pointing towards Ginir. <Wait, sorry,
this map.> He moved his claw to another map, which showed the Ethiopian Army in the three provinces of Dire Dawa, Addis Abbaba, and Ginir, with two red arrows pointing towards Harer. <The very
hour that an Italian army sets foot in the province of Harer, you should tell your generals to attack them from Dire Dawa and Ginir, respectively, as you have just did.>
“But my sources tell me that Moyale will be taken in a week. Won’t that leave Jima vulnerable to Italian attack?”
<It would leave Jima vulnerable, but trust me, the Italians will not attempt to take it. They will not try to advance on Jima until their flanks are secured, that is when they have Ginir. I suspect that the Italians will attempt to attack your army in Ginir next.>
“Should I tell my Imperial Army to look for such an attack and rush to Ginir’s aid?”
<No. Let the Italians push your army out of Ginir, and back to Jima. You will gain a superior strategic position that way.>
“I do not see why retreating will give me a superior strategic position.”
<Simple, silly human. The Italian advance in the south will be completely stopped then, as their armies in Harer and Moyale will refuse to advance against your armies in Dire Dawa or Jima, respectively, unless they have Ginir, as I have said. But like Harer, the minute an Italian army steps into Ginir, you will attack with your entire army, driving them out.>
“I have one more question, though. Why have the Italian armies in the north stopped their advance?” It was a valid question. The Italians had taken Gondar, and Adwa, and stopped their advance into northern Ethiopia completely, even though they had more divisions there than they had in the Ogaden. Also, from what his observers in the Denakil told him, the Italians were keeping 6? divisions in Assab, doing absolutely nothing. It was all quite peculiar.
<I don’t know. A fault in the AI, I think. The AI is much too cautious.> In the distance, Sellassie could have sworn that he had heard screaming.
He also didn’t really know what an AI was, but this being the fifth time he had talked to the Semi-Lobster, he was used to the Semi-Lobster talking about things that didn’t make sense to him. He just ignored them and followed the advice on troop movements and such.
<Also, your first militia division will be done in about ten days. Deploy it in Ginir.>
Sellassie nodded to show that he understood. “Well, thank you for your advice, Semi-Lobster. I hope that it is as correct as your advice about Harer. Are you sure that you are okay in there? Personally, if I were stuck in a box for thousands of years and was finally set free, I would have distanced myself from the box as much as possible.”
<My advice is always correct, and no thank you, I’m fine here. You silly humans might not like being trapped in boxes for thousands of years, but we lobsters think different.>
This, of course, was a clear breach of continuity, a grave sin in the art of writing. The Semi-Lobster had, after all, thanked Sellassie for freeing him from the Ark. If he did not really mind the Ark, why would he say such a thing? And another thing, the author has also been very repetitive in this update, and yet another thing, he has just started a sentence with ‘And’. Didn’t the writer learn any grammar at school? I mean, really, starting a sentence with ‘and’, can you believe it? He has also just written a run-on sentence. He clearly should have broken the sentence after the ‘and’. How many rules of grammar will be broken under this writer’s spr-
Sellassie shut the Ark.