Excellent I've managed to destroy that awful colonial muck. Now to educate this rabble on good alcohol. #1 Beer should not be fizzy
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That's actually not a bad looking Germany.
and how is it that on many forum I go to I become some kind of ultimate manliness without me even saying something about it. (good looking, can eat a lot, stuff like that
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and how is it that on many forum I go to I become some kind of ultimate manliness without me even saying something about it. (good looking, can eat a lot, stuff like that
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@Dauth: I shall Remember it!
@Gnorf: Said Frankfurt to Germany
@Wiliart: And It only gets better. Pretty Borders here I come. And to your character, I can make you a pansy if you like.
@Gnorf: Said Frankfurt to Germany
@Wiliart: And It only gets better. Pretty Borders here I come. And to your character, I can make you a pansy if you like.
EU4 Has taken away most of our Companions. I for one shall not abandon this game!!
I'm staying loyal to EU3. Tried the EU4 demo, don't particularly like it to be honest, however that may be because my laptop can barely run EU3
Wow thank God. I thought I was going to be alone playing EU3 on my too-old-for-EU4 computer.
Now I lost the game.
Back on topic again, what happens to Europe now that you've got so much cores.
Back on topic again, what happens to Europe now that you've got so much cores.
What happens? Europe Gets eaten. Hopefully it wont be like my Lux game. I played to the end of Lux Yesterday, which has about 15 more chapters left. I failed to eat Europe...
Chapter XXVIII: The Schweiz Demise
Carolus: We have come a long way.
Gukpa: But the Journey isnt over just yet. We still got a lot of work to do.
Dauth: Shall I make a light snack for the road?
Vivienne: Its gonna get a little boring around here isnt it...
Chalk: Just a little... I will do my best to keep you company.
Rendap: I dare say, this is going to be the biggest massacre in European history...
Gnorf: It wont be that bad...
Fallon: They could just surrender.
Chalk: It will be easier to annex them by force.
Carolus: Then where do we start?
Gnorf: Either Wurttemberg or Palatinate.
Vivienne: Go for Wurttemburg first. The Swiss would HATE that...
Gnorf: They dont really have any allies so it would be an easy.....
Gukpa: Done.
Carolus:: You are evil.
Rendap: Well done my boy. Done like a true Gentleman.
Carolus: Bet I can annex Ulm faster then you did Wurttemburg.
Gukpa: Your on!
Dauth: ...........You had one Job.
Fallon: You suck Carolus...
Vivienne: What is wrong with you...
Wiliart: Your levity is reprehensible.
Carolus: I DIDNT MEAN TO!!
Gukpa: Come on. Lets go clean up His mess.
Everyone in unison: Again?
Gukpa: Again...
Carolus: Im sorry...
Dauth: You dont get to speak naive. Go to your corner and stay quiet.
Carolus: Yes sir.
Gukpa: So what do we do. We cant attack Burgundy and Switzerland at the same time. Thats suicide...
Vivienne: This one needs a ladies touch.
Gnorf: What do you have in mind?
Vivienne: It seems that the Palatinate are the leaders of their war. If Palatinates the war leader, then if we can defeat them, we can win without drawing out the real power of Burgundy.
Wiliart: But the Question is, can you hold back Burgundy, take down Palatinate AND Switzerland at the same time?
Dauth: My Ladies plan is PERFECT. Dont you dare try and sully her name with your lack of confidence in our army.
Fallon: I volunteer to go to hold of Burgundy.
Rendap: I will also Fight the Burgandians. They dont scare me!
Carolus: I Will finish the job attacking Ulm.
Dauth: Go back to your whole Rat Kong.
Gukpa: Then I will lead the attack on Palatinate. I didnt form Germany to lose my first major battle.
Chalk: Once Ulm is defeated, head straight for Switzerland.
Carolus: ok.....
Vivienne: Lets show them why you dont mess wit us!
Carolus: We have come a long way.
Gukpa: But the Journey isnt over just yet. We still got a lot of work to do.
Dauth: Shall I make a light snack for the road?
Vivienne: Its gonna get a little boring around here isnt it...
Chalk: Just a little... I will do my best to keep you company.
Rendap: I dare say, this is going to be the biggest massacre in European history...
Gnorf: It wont be that bad...
Fallon: They could just surrender.
Chalk: It will be easier to annex them by force.
Carolus: Then where do we start?
Gnorf: Either Wurttemberg or Palatinate.
Vivienne: Go for Wurttemburg first. The Swiss would HATE that...
Gnorf: They dont really have any allies so it would be an easy.....
Gukpa: Done.
Carolus:: You are evil.
Rendap: Well done my boy. Done like a true Gentleman.
Carolus: Bet I can annex Ulm faster then you did Wurttemburg.
Gukpa: Your on!
Dauth: ...........You had one Job.
Fallon: You suck Carolus...
Vivienne: What is wrong with you...
Wiliart: Your levity is reprehensible.
Carolus: I DIDNT MEAN TO!!
Gukpa: Come on. Lets go clean up His mess.
Everyone in unison: Again?
Gukpa: Again...
Carolus: Im sorry...
Dauth: You dont get to speak naive. Go to your corner and stay quiet.
Carolus: Yes sir.
Gukpa: So what do we do. We cant attack Burgundy and Switzerland at the same time. Thats suicide...
Vivienne: This one needs a ladies touch.
Gnorf: What do you have in mind?
Vivienne: It seems that the Palatinate are the leaders of their war. If Palatinates the war leader, then if we can defeat them, we can win without drawing out the real power of Burgundy.
Wiliart: But the Question is, can you hold back Burgundy, take down Palatinate AND Switzerland at the same time?
Dauth: My Ladies plan is PERFECT. Dont you dare try and sully her name with your lack of confidence in our army.
Fallon: I volunteer to go to hold of Burgundy.
Rendap: I will also Fight the Burgandians. They dont scare me!
Carolus: I Will finish the job attacking Ulm.
Dauth: Go back to your whole Rat Kong.
Gukpa: Then I will lead the attack on Palatinate. I didnt form Germany to lose my first major battle.
Chalk: Once Ulm is defeated, head straight for Switzerland.
Carolus: ok.....
Vivienne: Lets show them why you dont mess wit us!
Chapter XXIX: Keep it Simple.
Carolus: You cannot STILL be mad can you?
Gnorf: What ever are you talking about.
Gukpa: Did you say something?
Gnorf: There was a fly in my ear.
Fallon: You guys are horrible. Because of Carolus blundering idiocy, we were able to get out hands on Switzerland. NO MORE SCHWIEZ!! No more Swiss cheese!!
Dauth: Did someone order Grilled Swiss Cheese Sandwiches?
Gukpa: Did someone ask to be horribly mutilated and hung by his pinkies?
Dauth: You are a horrid person and I wonder how you sleep at night.
Gukpa: Like a man-baby.
Wiliart: That sounds.... disturbing...
Gukpa: Dont knock it till you try it.
Chalk: Guys. This letter just came in from Kassel.
Chalk: What do we do.
Gukpa: We answer them. Give them whatever they need.
Rendap: A good way to show our men we still care, even if the grand Commander is a merciless Tyrant and our 2nd in command is a Blundering Idiot.
Carolus: I resent that....
Dauth: Resent what? The fact that no one cares?
Vivienne: I think I should go pay those men a visit. Its the least we could do.
Chalk: I shall accompany you.
Gnorf: Me as well.
Fallon: What are we going to do?
Wiliart: I hear Cleves and Bremen want to be annexed.
Wiliart: A German dictator? Somehow this seems like a bad Idea...
Fallon: Would you rather have an Austrian Dictator?
Vivienne: How about a French Dictator?
Wiliart: French? I dont think the French have it in them...
Gukpa: Either way, With this, we can declare war on EVERYBODY. What should we do first?
Rendap: If I may make a suggestion? Can we retake the home of my Ancestors from the Polish?
Carolus: Only if you lead the war.
Rendap: I am indebted to you.
Fallon: Who do we go after next?
Gukpa: Lets go hook the Big Fish.
Carolus: That means either Burgundy, Bohemia, or Austria.
Wiliart: Lets do Austria. We have NEVER been at war with Austria.
Gukpa: Everyone is in Agreement? Then Let march.
Carolus: You cannot STILL be mad can you?
Gnorf: What ever are you talking about.
Gukpa: Did you say something?
Gnorf: There was a fly in my ear.
Fallon: You guys are horrible. Because of Carolus blundering idiocy, we were able to get out hands on Switzerland. NO MORE SCHWIEZ!! No more Swiss cheese!!
Dauth: Did someone order Grilled Swiss Cheese Sandwiches?
Gukpa: Did someone ask to be horribly mutilated and hung by his pinkies?
Dauth: You are a horrid person and I wonder how you sleep at night.
Gukpa: Like a man-baby.
Wiliart: That sounds.... disturbing...
Gukpa: Dont knock it till you try it.
Chalk: Guys. This letter just came in from Kassel.
Chalk: What do we do.
Gukpa: We answer them. Give them whatever they need.
Rendap: A good way to show our men we still care, even if the grand Commander is a merciless Tyrant and our 2nd in command is a Blundering Idiot.
Carolus: I resent that....
Dauth: Resent what? The fact that no one cares?
Vivienne: I think I should go pay those men a visit. Its the least we could do.
Chalk: I shall accompany you.
Gnorf: Me as well.
Fallon: What are we going to do?
Wiliart: I hear Cleves and Bremen want to be annexed.
Wiliart: A German dictator? Somehow this seems like a bad Idea...
Fallon: Would you rather have an Austrian Dictator?
Vivienne: How about a French Dictator?
Wiliart: French? I dont think the French have it in them...
Gukpa: Either way, With this, we can declare war on EVERYBODY. What should we do first?
Rendap: If I may make a suggestion? Can we retake the home of my Ancestors from the Polish?
Carolus: Only if you lead the war.
Rendap: I am indebted to you.
Fallon: Who do we go after next?
Gukpa: Lets go hook the Big Fish.
Carolus: That means either Burgundy, Bohemia, or Austria.
Wiliart: Lets do Austria. We have NEVER been at war with Austria.
Gukpa: Everyone is in Agreement? Then Let march.
End Of Chapter XXIX