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V: Joffrey
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Joffrey was not sleeping well. It was not a new occurrence. He had stayed at the ravenry expecting word from his armies. It was almost light. Later, he would hope he had been dreaming.
A nightmare. It should be a nightmare.
As most of his did, it started with a raven, a simple message attached to his leg. Not enough words to misinterpret: “Renly Baratheon is dead.”
Pain. So much, too much.
Joffrey crushed the message in his fist. He needed to breathe. There were plans to be made before the burning stag came knocking. He stormed the hall and turned to the servants. He needed to breathe.
“Call my council! Get my mother from bed, my Hand from whatever whorehouse he may be and Lord Baelish and Varys from wherever the bastards find sleep! Get me my council!”
Renly’s death had come too soon. Storm’s End was one of the greatest castles in the land. It would take to have it fall. No. There had been foul play. He needed to breathe. Stannis had ordered his brother dead.
Others bugger him. Others bugger him!
“I want maester Piscelle up and on the raven’s tower! Any messages are to go to me with haste!”
The council room was still dark when he entered it. Empty.
The question on the king’s mind was not how his uncle had died. That made little difference. The important question was which knees had bent to Stannis. More to the point: had Tyrell’s knees?
His head was raging and burning. The claw needed something new to be distracted with. He could barely think.
His mind raged. He couldn’t breathe.
Joffrey picked the first chair and crashed it against the pillars.
Wood shattered.
Joffrey sat on the remains. He breathed.
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His council took to come. Unsurprisingly, Varys was the first to appear.
Good. A king needed his whispers.
“What do we know?” a test, an easy test for a Spider.
“We still know little, your grace. There is noise, for certain, but no two people agree on what occurred.” The Spider already knew about Renly. Unsurprising. “Some say it was woman that killed him, some say his wife, other talk of shadows and giants.” They had no time for mummer’s tales. Others could take their delusions.
“Highgarden?” the Stormlands would go to Stannis, but the war rested on the Reach. Best case, Mace Tyrell would call for vengeance for his fallen son-in-law. Thank the Gods Shireen was not at a marriageable age.
“My birds sing of division in the Reach’s lords. Neutrality is for now the winning case.” Neutrality was good. Neutrality meant Joffrey’s neck would not meet the axe.
The doors opened again. Little Finger this time. Well dressed for the time of day, calm. His sight alone was enough to have the claw dig deeper. But he was needed.
“My lord Baelish.”
“Your grace.” If he wanted to ask why he was called, he was given no time.
“I will need your words. Stannis has taken the Stormlands under his banner. We must make sure the Vale remains loyal. At least neutral.” His master of coin at least appeared surprised. If that truly was the case was an entirely different war.
“How did Renly bend to his brother?”
“Renly is dead.” the dead have stiff knees, unbent “The stormlands should follow Stannis.”
“After Stannis killed their lord? Or are they blaming the crown on his killing?” a fast mind on the lordling. The Spider answered him instead.
“I am still waiting to know on whom Stannis lays blame for Renly’s death.”
“I may have my words heard at Arryn’s court. Lady Lysa and-”
“The whole realm knows of your past, my lord. You flaunt it too much. While you are there I wish you to find my half-sister.”
The surprise was genuine this time. Joffrey almost smiled. Leaving someone like Petyr Baelish guessing was a challenge. A rewarding one, even. Joffrey went on.
“We have found a way to have her recognised as a royal bastard.”
“You wish to have her married.” Pieces were falling in Littlefinger’s head. He was already planning how to turn it into his advantage. He was also breathing.
“You may take some coin from the coffers to sway her. Drop the name of the knight of flowers at every opportunity. Get me my sister.”
“The Queen?” a fast mind indeed. There was no point in hiding this from Varys, of course. Best for him to know that Joffrey knew that he knew. The kind of phrase that only made sense when the eunuch was involved.
“Is not to be informed. My mother will be kept in the dark for as long as possible. It would be... unfortunate for all if she knew.” His half-sister was unlikely to survive the experience. “Now, my lords, let us learn how I found myself with one uncle less.”
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The day dragged long and the boy-king’s head ached.
The spider’s birds were many but agreed on nothing.
His uncle and mother came together. The words they shared had left both moods bitter. That helped Joffrey’s own little.
Joffrey tried calm, but it ached, even against the cold of steel.
Ser Boros opened the door in haste, sweating, in a panic. Ominous. The Seven did not like the boy-king that day.
His kingsguard looked lost at the council. Like his tongue was hard to find. Like he was searching for an honest Sisterman.
“Speak.” Joffrey tried calm. His mind did not need Ser Boros.
But nothing came. The Blount did appear to be moving his mouth. No sound.
“Speak!” Joffrey forgot calm. His mind did not need Ser Boros.
“It burns, your grace. The capital burns.”
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Joffrey gazed at the buildings from afar. Lost. How he felt lost.
There was pain in his head.
There was fire in his city.
The sky was painted in red and ash.
The king would see crimson drip.
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A song! They spoke of a song! A song started the fire, rattled the crowd, killed so many and destroyed so much. A song!
And how proud the minstrel stood! So confident in his own daze of glory and greatness. He imaged his name told in whispers, like one from the Age of Heroes. A new Rat Cook or Florian. The man who sang a capital to burn. How wrong he was.
There would be no immortality for this man. Only Crimson. Only pain.
The court was full. There was fear, sorrow, sadness. King’s Landing had burned once more. The minstrel was dressed in brightly coloured rags. They would probably have looked impressive when his day had started.
“You.” A whisper. It promised death, pain, so much but too little for this man.
“Your grace” he curtsied. Curtsied! “I am most thankful to have your attention. I am the gre-” a fist took his last words from him. The Hound. Joffrey’s orders were simple and told in cold rage: ‘He will not get to say his name.’
“Sing.”
The ragged man tried to stand again. He controlled his breath.
“Of course, your grace, th-” a new fist and the bard was again on his knees, fighting for air. The court budged with each movement.
“Sing.” Not enough words to misinterpret. The ragged man sang.
“Great Robert, beloved, was not yet cold,
A body bough with Lannister gold,
When the lions chanted in their bloodied feasts
For their king, the worst of beasts!”
A nice enough voice. Sweet, petulant, if a bit roughened by the mishandling.
“The things they do would leave a whore red
They steal our daughters, our wine, our bread”
The court was nervous. It chattered, tried to jeer. But not that day.
Joffrey hand silenced all. His eyes held the minstrel down.
“Sing.” Again. Cold rage, bitter steel.
“As we, Great Robert’s loyal, die of hunger
They feast on our flesh and of our younger
The Imp took it all, leaving but nothing behind
For he takes us for mute or deaf or blind”
Joffrey felt the beast return. Stalking the walls once covered in rags.
“The things they do would leave a whore red
They steal our daughters, our wine, our bread”
The beast watched, closer. The colors around Joffrey drained until there was only song. No court, no city, no war.
“Our Queen takes her sons, alone, to bed
The things they do would leave a whore red
The Queen took her daughter, as soon as she bled
The things they do would leave a whore red.”
Only crimson and screams.
“Great Robert, beloved, was not yet cold,
A body bough with Lannister gold,
The things they do would leave a whore red
They steal our daughters, our wine, our bread
Then the lions applaud in their bloodied feasts
For their king, the worst of beasts!”
There was murder in the King’s looks, in his gait.
“You shall leave us” He said to his court. “He shall sing for me today.”
Most did. His kingsguard stayed, as others did. Joffrey took little notice. The ragged man did. Joffrey stepped closer, the man crawled farther.
“A dagger.” He ordered as he offered his hand to someone. Small matter who.
There was acceptance now, a resolute kind of panic. “I will die with the music in my lips and the Seven will take me as a martyr. Have your piece. I will sing.”
“What will you do if I cut you?” “I will sing.” “If I rip your lips?” “I will hum it.” “If I break your jaw?” “I will drum it.” “If I take your arms?” “I will proclaim it in my dying mind.” Acceptance. “Good.” Not enough words to misinterpret.
Crimson and screams.
“Sing.”