First off...there are now three people interested in writing about Theodoros... so I have an idea—an interim contest! Assuming there's interest (as well as mod approval, if necessary), I'll formulate some rules for people to PM or email me a post about where they think Theodoros would end up in an alternate version of this alternate history. If you're interested, please so (and Mr Capiatlist, if I could get your approval as well? The whole thing would remain confined to this thread...)
For those who are interested, here is what I can remember of Theodoros' stats... the actual numbers, etc. were lost when my computer crashed unfortunately:
Martial: Average
Diplomacy: Terrible... it was 3 or 4.
Intrigue: The only one I remember—0
Stewardship: Average.
One of his traits was indulgent, I remember that, and I kind of concieved him as somewhat petulant, and a tad whiny, but never got to write much about him. I'd be excited to see what you guys can come up with!
On another note, due to some prodigious amounts of productivity this weekend, chances are there will be at least two, possibly three or more updates this week! I've been chugging along writing wise, so I hope everyone enjoys the ride!
“He that's born to be hanged will never be drowned...” - Scottish saying
February 1st, 1312
Konstantinopolis
Guillaume d'Ockham checked the longsword he only wore on ceremonial occasions and sighed as the silver and gold traced scabbard clicked against his uncomfortably jeweled belt. A great ruby in the pommel slid against his fingers as he started to adjust his silk and cloth of gold doublet, then the gold and sapphire chains of his great office. He normally wouldn't dress so finely—a simple silken doublet, signet rings and chain of office would do on most occasions. His face was well known in the city, be it from the inns, brothels, and other myriad of investments he owned.
Today, however, was different.
I hate this ceremonial sword, d'Ockham growled to himself as he stalked through one of the many gates in the Sea Wall that led to the docks in the Golden Horn, a kentarchoi of men of the City Watch falling behind, their yellow cloaks billowing grandly. The Megoslogothetes ran a hand through his long blonde hair—yes, it was straight. He'd been in the midst of an important appointment when the news had first arrived. It wasn't every day that he had the chance to visit one of the many brothels he owned throughout The City, or enjoy himself during the process. He'd been very irate at first when one of his attendants burst into the room while he was mid-coitus, until the man shouted out the news already on the lips of everyone in the city.
80 longships had been spotted north on the Bosphorus, making sail for the city.
Varangians merchants probably, he told himself as the bevy of sails rounded the cape of Galata and entered the Golden Horn proper, the drums of the ten dromons escorting the small armada echoing off the various Sea Walls of the great city all around. The newcomers flew a strange flag—blue with a white chi, it seemed. As the drew closer, d'Ockham could make out the men on their decks of the strange longships—giants, it seemed, all clad in a garish riot of checkered robes and clashing colors.
Barbarians, Guillaume grimaced, not Varangians. I know how to deal with the Danes at least.
Barbarians he would have to deal with. Amongst all the pomp and circumstance of being Megoslogothetes, Guillaume d'Ockham did find himself with one unenviable task—he was directly in charge of law and order within Konstantinopolis. The Imperial Navy was charged with keeping the peace on the water—from the rowboat that arrived earlier at the docks, it was clear the Megas Doux had deemed this mob of men visitors, not a military threat, and was escorting them to shore. On land, with the Megoskyriomachos out of the city, touring the camps of the new Haemutikon Stratos and the Dowager Empress preoccupied with petitioners, it fell on Guillaume d'Ockham to sort out what was happening and make sure the newest 'guests' of Konstantinopolis didn't cause too much trouble.
“Where did they say they were from again?” d'Ockham looked over at Kephalos Gennadios Phokas, the chief harbormaster of the entire Golden Horn and the man who'd issued the hurried call for the Megoslogothetes to come to the harbor as quickly as possible.
“Some place named Skotia, My Lord,” the barrel chested Roman grunted, the chains of his office tinkling against his overgrown belly. From his previous dealings with the normally fastidious magistrate, the sudden appearance of so many foreigners, unannounced, no doubt was driving him to fits. “Tagmata have...”
“Been deployed in key positions should trouble arise,” d'Ockham nodded before the glorified clerk could finish his question. 80 longships could hold maybe 1,600 men? No horses, if there were that many. Not enough to pose a problem in a city the size of Konstnatinopolis, but nonetheless, the Vestiari had abandoned their mounts and been deployed by the Sea Walls, just in case—although by the noises above and behind him, d'Ockham was sure a large throng of idle cityfolk were now mixed in, watching the strange people float in.
Finally the dromons broke off from the impromptu procession, leaving the longships to plod their way to the empty quays on the dock. D'Ockham could hear orders being barked in some strange language that sounded remotely like Danish, and as the ships neared the dock, the garish men in front began to blow into their strange flutes. The bags before them inflated with an audible rush of air, and then a dissonant, terrible wail rose in the air. The crowd on the Sea Wall above him hissed, and d'Ockham could imagine them covering their ears much as the Kephalos next to him did. Guillaume, however, stood transfixed—he'd never heard anything like this before. Slowly, the discordant screeching fell into something resembling a warbling note, a thunderous howl rolled across the water. Guillaume frowned...yes, it was music!
The droning howl of those pipes continued as the longships finally drew up to the quay, and several of the men quickly leaped onto the docks and began tying their vessels up. Guillaume glanced down at his doublet, then his chains and rings—yes, they were in place enough to impress a barbarian, he hoped. He took a deep breath, and stepped forward. In response, one of the unruly giants, a huge man with a red mane that stretched down to his shoulders and a beard that seemed to engulf his face, stepped forward as well.
“I takes from the wailin' of yer smallfolk,” the giant pointed to the seawalls as the droning 'music' came to a halt, “that they not be likin' the bagpipes?”
He knows at least some Greek, thank God, Guillaume thought. He'd planned to try Danish first, and if that'd failed, well, he had no backup plan.
“They are not used to them,” d'Ockham said diplomatically, while offering the hand with his signet ring. Like he expected, the barbarian glanced at his hand only a moment, before going on as if nothing had happened. None of them know they must show obeisance to a Roman official...
“Och aye,” the burly man grunted.
Och aye? Guillaume blinked. He didn't recognize that language at all.
“Me lads were simply playin' a wee tune for ye,” the man went on in his accented Greek. “ 'Tis called Alba an Aigh. King Caustantin said his foster father war' fond 'o music. Him bein' Roman, I taught you all be like?”
“I beg to say...what...is...that?” Guillaume gestured to the enormous pommel and hilt poking over the barbarian's shoulder. It had to be a sword, one even larger than the Kyriofonias that Andronikos proudly wore by his side at all times! He looked at the crowd of them disembarking in the most unruly manner. Yes... they all had massive swords...every last man.
Guillaume looked down at his own hip—suddenly his longsword didn't seem so long anymore...
“Och aye, that be ma' claymore!” the big man laughed. “ 'Tis a sword big enough for a Scotsman, not like them wee daggers ye have strapped by yer side, eh?”
“Ah,” was all Guillaume was able to say. A monster blade like that could cleave through lamellar like it was nothing more than a haunch of a venison... “Um... what is your name, good sir? And what is...”
“Ma' name is Duncan Mackenzie, of Clan Mackenzie!” the man proudly proclaimed. “Fifth son of Kenneth Mackenzie, chief of Clan Mackenzie! I be fifth or third cousin from the Count of Sutherland, and second cousin of the Earl of Moray! We are a proud, fierce...”
“Um, very well and good,” Guillaume frowned, before the man got going. These foreign types... if you let them go on they'll list every single person they're related to by bastardy to the sixth cousin... “I am Guillaume d'Ockham. I am Megos..., Grand Secretary,” d'Ockham decided to simplify his title, in case the brute wouldn't understand, “to His Majesty, Emperor Andronikos II.”
“Andronikos? Secon'? Och aye...” the Scotsman grunted. “We were supposed to be meetin' an Andronikos, aye, but the first, not the secon'! What 'appened to the first one?”
“He...”
“Guillaume?” the burly man's eyes suddenly narrowed. His entire body tensed up, like some enormous bear preparing to charge. “You not bein' a Frenchie, are ya?”
“I...my father,” Guillaume laughed uneasily, “was an Englishman who was exiled. I...”
“Aha!” the man's laughter roared over the quays, “Boys, it be anotha' bastard the Frenchies pissed on! Any man,” he turned back to d'Ockham, “the Frenchies hate be a friend o' Duncan Mackenzie, aye! Ah wish I coulda kilt more o' them at Comnyn Moor!”
“I...” d'Ockham shook his head. “Um, Lord Duncan,” he decided to offer the courteous title, “you never finished stating your purpose here in...”
“Och aye!” the man laughed again. “Ah forget! Yammerin' on ah was! We be sellswords, hired by Andronikos, the first 'un! Set out in 1302, we did, but we got waylaid in tha north—wee problem with the Bohemiers and the Rus. Aye, the truth, it took a damn decade to sort it out with our claymores!”
“Um... alright,” Guillaume blinked. Sellswords, a decade late? For a moment he wondered what in the blazes of hell could have delayed them for a full decade, till he remembered the Kingdom of Bohemia and the Rus had been locked in a rather bloody war this entire time. They saw the opportunity for a side contract, and didn't realize how long it would take? They got bored and pillaged around the north till they were tired of that too? There was no telling with this mob. “I presume you have the contract?”
“Aye,” Mackenzie fished around in a leather bag strapped to his waste, before producing two parchments—one with a broken seal Guillaume didn't recognize and in florid Greek, stating the mercenary band, 2,500 strong, was sent out on the orders of King Konstantinos IV of the Scots to fulfill a contract with Andronikos I, Emperor of the Romans. The other parchment was still closed with a seal Guillaume hadn't seen in a decade—that of Andronikos, First of His Name, Megas Komnenos. Guillaume took the latter, and tore it open. A quick skim confirmed it backed up everything Mackenzie said.
“So, you are as you say,” he murmured.
“Aye, and had a hell time gettin' to ye. Lord Protectah, God bless 'is soul, said we shouldn't be goin'. 'E had no use for gold,” Mackenzie grinned. D'Ockham winced—it was a big, empty maw save for a single misshapen hook that passed for a tooth. “Gold is useless, a soldjah, aye, that's useful, is what 'e'd say. But good King Caunstantin, God bless 'im,” the Scotsman laughed, “'e said 'e's got plenty o'soldjahs, but not enough gold! Soldjahs is good at fightin', aye, but gold, it buys soldjahs, lands, castles, even an enemy. 'E even took the money ere before we left!” The all-mouth grin returned. “Aye, King Caustantin, 'e be a clever one!”
“So this contract is...already paid for?” Guillaume asked, still watching the rest of the 'Highlanders.' A gust of wind arose, and several of their leines flew up a tad too high for d'Ockhams tastes. There were more gasps from the battlements above. Several of the Scotsman laughed—one went so far as to lift his leine again for the the benefit of the crowd, loudly roaring on in his barbaric tongue. A few others flashed their hands forward in an obscene gesture. Mackenzie spotted them too, and immediately a series of harsh, staccato commands roared from the Scotsman's mouth. Immediately the pranksters stopped.
“Sorry, milord,” Mackenzie sounded anything but, “the lads be a mite feisty now that they be troddin' the land again. Aye, the contract's been paid, all sorted on account. We lost a good many up north in the fightin', but we still be thousand five hundert claymores for ye. Daily pay there is, though. The men git a silver a day, each man. Commanders get a gold. I get ten gold.”
Guillaume nodded, quickly doing math in his head. 1,500 men... they probably have 5 or ten commanders, plus Lord Loudmouth here in charge... that comes to... 200 gold solidii a day, at worst? Brothel income, plus the levies from the Thracian estates... Numbers came together in that instant, and Guillaume smiled.
“Well, seeings that your previous employer is deceased, I would hate for you to have to sail home with no prospects of income,” d'Ockham smiled. “I'll take you into my personal service.”
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March 19th, 1312
Damascus, Syria
“To our Amir, may victory continue to shine on his efforts!”
Inshallah!” the qabbatin of the Jayshallah raised their hands in salute.
Taqi a-din ibn Taymiyya smiled, for more than just their accolades over his success. Amir, they call me. They have learned their lesson. Gone were accolades for the Seyfullah, the salawati, the praise that bordered on worship. Here, now, were simple men, officers, saluting their commander. Nothing more, nothing less.
The way things should be, Taymiyya raised his hands to quiet them.
“I do not deserve all the praise,” Taymiyya said. “We owe a salute to the men of the Jayshallah, who worked tirelessly during the eight month siege. All that time they never gave in to fear, and never lost hope that Damascus, the ancient seat of the Ummayad, would once again return to the hands of the Faithful! We also must remember our friend Hassan,” Taymiyya gestured to the Qubtan. “Taking the Burj Ahmar was no small feat,” Taymiyya nodded to the beaming man. The young man, along with 40 others from his unit, had scaled the famous Red Tower along Damascus' walls in the dead of night, and overwhelmed the soldiers inside. They then threw down ropes. By morning, 500 of Taymiyya's men were on the walls, and had stormed the Palmyra Gate. The city defenders surrendered less than a day later.
Only two weeks before, the qabbatin had met inside Taymiyya's linen tent, filled with the dirt and dust of a campaign. Today, they met inside the old Ummayad Mosque. Men from the Jayshallah had already taken down the gold crosses that had once graced her minarets—to the Romans, she was the Church of St. Demetrius, dedicated to warrior son of the man who'd taken the city from the Muslims. Taymiyya had ordered the crosses, as well as the images of the Christian saint, put into storage. They weren't fit to be inside a Muslim holy place, period.
They would defile our holy places. I shall respect theirs. Men must respect men, Taymiyya had said often, if they want to be godly.
In Taymiyya's experience, that was something the Romans had always lacked—respect. They were Lords of the Universe, and carried themselves as such. Anyone who was not a Roman, bearing a Greek name and speaking the proper lilted accent of Konstantinopolis, was a barbarian in their eyes. They even treated each other with disrespect.
Like the Syrian branches of the Komnenos, Taymiyya grimaced. The two sides had spent the better part of a decade warring and raiding each other, despite being distant cousins and titularly members of the same empire. Only the threat of the Jayshallah managed to convince them to set aside their differences in the face of a common threat. The two sides mustered their hosts the previous spring, 25,000 men from Antioch, another 20,000 from Edessa, intent on ending Taymiyya once and for all. If their hosts had combined, they would have outnumbered Taymiyya's advance guard of the Jayshallah two to one.
Those were dire days Taymiyya remembered well. By April 8th, the Antiochean host was near Tyrus, while the Edessan army had approached Palmyra. Prudence might have dictated that Taymiyya hold his ground in Galilee or even backpedal, to call on men from Gaza or the qabbatin watching the Sinai.
Prudence and tactical necessity, however, did not always make good bedfellows. If Taymiyya waited, the Romans could march into the Golan Heights, unite their armies, and face even the full-strength Jayshallah with a numerical, as well as equipment advantage. The Syrian armies had been honed by years of skirmishing between the factions—they were veterans, bloodied, and would not break easily—a far cry from the Levantikon, or even the Army of Princes.
Faced with an unenviable position, where prudence dictated retreat, Taymiyya chose to attack. Quickly, he rushed into the Golan Heights with the advance qabbatin of al-Qayyim and Hassan, his best 10,000 men, and waited—a small force was both faster, and easier to hide amongst the hills. Most of the men had bows as at least a secondary weapon, and had been longstanding men of the Jayshallah for at least five years—Taymiyya's own crack troops.
There was sound reasoning behind such a seemingly suicidal move. Taymiyya had realized that the Romans were united against the Jayshallah, but there was little else holding the two factions together—only a year before, they had been the bitterest of enemies. A cat and a dog in a sinking barrel will not work together to live, Taymiyya remembered his stepfather saying once. It was the same with those Romans—the Antiocheans had boldly advanced southeast from Tyrus to Baalbek, while the Edessans had dallied in Damascus. No doubt there were plots and plans running amok between the two factions, but the end result was the same.
The Antiocheans marched into the Golan alone, their allies barely two days march away in Damascus...
“Fifteen thousand prisoners!” al-Qayyim laughed, pulling Taymiyya back to the present conversation. “What shall we do with them?”
“March them into the Sinai,” Hassan the Hero, as he was now jokingly called, offered, “or south to the Levant, and make them slaves to our brethern already repopulating the region?”
“No, we offer them a chance to reject their polytheism,” Taymiyya said, “and embrace Islam. If they do so, we will honor them, allow them eat our bread, drink our drink, and ride with us to battle. If they do not, we send them north.” We could use more men, and keep our good reputation...
“Why north?” al-Qayyim raised an eyebrow—he clearly knew his old friend was thinking of something.
“If they are like most Romans,” Taymiyya smiled, “they won't want to admit they were broken by an army of kafirs, peasants, and gnats,” Taqi drew on the old letter from Galilee once more. “They'll invent a host of reasons why they lost—they'll tell the northern Syrians we had many times our number, that we rode demon horses or that we came flying out of the sun!”
Chuckles went around the huddled group of leaders, then laughter.
“Whatever they say,” Taymiyya held up his hand, “they will spread fear, and maybe, just maybe, some of the Roman cities to the north will throw open their gates instead of fight. Inshallah, we will save time, lives, and take those cities intact!”
“Inshallah,” the qabbatin agreed.
The Battle of Golan had hardly been a battle in Taymiyya's eyes—it was more a three day long skirmish, where the Roman army found itself herded deeper and deeper into the hills while attacks nipped and tore at its flanks. When the end came on April 14th, 1312, the great Antiochean host fought for only three hours before its Prince fled, leaving his men to surrender or die. En masse, the remaining 10,000 survivors who had not deserted, fled or been killed, knelt in the dust.
“We'll need it,” al-Qayyim nodded. “The Edessans still have half an army after Palmyra, and while we laid siege to Damascus, my little birds say they've been laying spears in the hands of every freedman they can find, and throwing coin at sellswords throughout the eastern Mediterranean. If we're not careful, Amir, they might have another army come next spring.”
“We'll smash that one too,” Taymiyya smiled thinly, “and finish the job.” There's now 30,000 of the Jayshallah in Syria. The Edessans won't be a problem...
“Inshallah,” al-Qayyim echoed the grin. “They were easy enough to catch in camp. Perhaps next time half their camp won't break and flee so quickly?”
“No matter, their flight gave us innumerable horses and arms!” Hassan rejoined. “And as news of the Amir's victories spread, we will soon have soldiers ride the horses and don the armor!”
“Inshallah, you speak the truth,” Taymiyya nodded. “We'll need the men shortly for what I have planned.”
In truth, the Jayshallah had grown large enough that it was no longer feasible for it to be a single, unified army. Taymiyya's greatest successes had come at the hands of small hosts—25,000 or less, where he could capitalize on speed and manueverability to fight larger foes. If al-Qayyim's recruitment figures were right, the Jayshallah, spread from the Sinai to the south to here at Damascus, was nearing 70,000 strong. Many were raw recruits, however, not seasoned veterans, and giving orders to 70,000 men, let alone supplying them all if they were in one place, would be troublesome at best.
Even laborers have their uses, Taymiyya told himself, and numbers had their uses too. Many were already in garrisons manning the cities of the Levant, and as the Jayshallah moved north, they would need even more men to man city walls, to the point Taymiyya had sent a letter to his friend Abdas, telling him to ask the Caliph to call for more men to aid in the struggle.
We will need men to garrison the north. It's only a matter of time before the young Lion of Konstantinopolis tries to sink his teeth into us. We must be ready...
“And what is that, Amir?” Hassan spoke up. “Perhaps you are considering fulfilling the hadith concerning the Romans?” Hassan asked.
Taymiyya looked at the youngest of his qabbatin. “Which hadith do you speak of?” he said, hoping it wasn't the answer he thought it was.
"Verily you shall conquer Constantinople. What a wonderful leader will her leader be, and what a wonderful army will that army be!" Hassan grinned back. “Amir, Syria is on her knees before us. Damascus, the city they said would never fall, is ours. Antioch, Emessa, Edessa, they all shall shortly follow. Why could Anatolia not be the same? Why not Konstantinyye?”
“Take the Rūmiyyat al-kubra?” Taymiyya asked as he fought to keep his jaw from dropping. Has Hassan lost his wits? The Den of Harlots is heavily guarded! We have no fleet to get to it, let alone the forces to besiege such a fortress!
“Konstantinyye,” Hassan nodded. “The Kayser-i-Rum is campaigning north of Derbent. Tell me, siddiq, if you were him, would you campaign against that jackal Iskander of the Alans with only a part of your army?”
Yes, Taymiyya answered in his mind without hesitation. The Lord of the Alans had affronted Roman honor by naming himself Basilieus—but an affront to honor was not worth the largest city in the world—not to a Roman.
“I would take a few of my best troops,” Taymiyya replied, “leaving the bulk of my army behind, along with a capable and trusted man to lead them. The Alans are not so great as to require the entire army of the Roman Kayser, not if he is as skilled at war as reports insist. No, we secure our northern flanks,” Taqi insisted. Chasing after daydreams, that one, he smiled thinly. Konstantinyye was the source of the great evil, and it's conquest would be a worthy victory, a crowning achievement, and the fulfillment of prophecy of hadith, but not yet. The Roman had an army waiting, no doubt, and the Jayshallah was not strong enough to march so far from home in strength to fight the Romans.
Not yet.
“But Amir,” Hassan started to protest, before the words fell into nothing. The qubtan looked around—the other qabbatin stood sullen, but silent. They clearly did not agree with their Amir,, but it wasn't the first time, nor the last. Seeing their silent acceptance of the word of their commander, Hassan bowed his head.
Taymiyya smiled. There was a day only a few years before that Sabbah, Hassan, even al-Qayyim would have lauded Taqi as the Seyfuallah, dumped plaudits and salawati on his name, and urged him as the Ever Victorious Leader to march to the Gates of Hell themselves. Now, they understood—Taqi a-Din ibn Taymiyya was a military commander and a scholar... no more, no less. It'd taken three long, bloody years, but the qabbatin, and the army, had finally learned what God required of them.
“Inshallah, one day we will march on Konstantinyye,” Taymiyya couldn't help but smile—he knew their coming reaction, and it made him beam with the same joy a father had for a son who had finished memorizing the Qu'ran. “I have prayed to God for many weeks, asking for His guidance, and I am at peace with the following decision: we shall take Antioch, Emessa and Edessa. No further north. Our goal will be to secure our northern flank and block the Romans of Konstantinyye from interfering while we march on our true goal.”
Taqi smiled—the answer after his prayer and fasting made sense to his military mind too. Antioch, Edessa and Emessa were all great Roman cities, with strong walls and ample supplies for great garrisons. With the expected reinforcements from Persia, Taymiyya would have more than enough men to properly hold these cities against a Roman onslaught—and no Roman army from Anatolia could advance south without taking all of these great fortresses, lest their supplies be threatened by any remaining members of the Jayshallah.
Taymiyya paused, letting the promise of what was to come linger in the air like the smell of fresh bread. He watched the qabbatin to a man lean forward slightly. He could feel their minds reaching for the unspoken thought, the name of the place so important that Taymiyya would not immediately fulfill the prophecy of the hadith before the Roman emperor returned from campaign.
“Al-Qayyim,” Taymiyya decided to draw it out a little longer, “I want you to muster three qabbatin's worth of men, and mount them on camels. Hassan, you muster six more qabbatin, and you both will march to Baalbek. You will train there, and gather supplies for these forces to march across the desert...”
Taymiyya saw al-Qayyim's face start to beam. He knows. Good.
“...that will leave me with ten qabbatin in the north to take Antioch, and Sabbah, you will take five to Emessa,” Taymiyya went on. By now, Hassan's face was etched with a slowly growing smile. “Hassan, I want you to head to Baghdad, then Isfahan. You will talk personally with Khalifa al-Mutawakkil, and ask His Highness to call for more volunteers to join our ranks. We'll need them, if we intend to take and hold those cities to protect our flank while we march south.”
“Amir, where...” Sabbah, always the last to grasp something, asked the question on everyone's mind.
“After we secure the north,” Taymiyya's smile became huge, “we will turn south, and march on Mecca. Inshallah.”
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So part one of the double or triple parter concludes with Guillaume buying mercenary Scots who have arrived years late (the special mission of Godwin Haroldsson), and Taymiyya plotting on how to secure Syria so he can return to Mecca. Why does Guillaume want mercenaries? Will Taymiyya's plan come to fruition, or will the regrouping Edessans foil his plans? More to come shortly!
For those who are interested, here is what I can remember of Theodoros' stats... the actual numbers, etc. were lost when my computer crashed unfortunately:
Martial: Average
Diplomacy: Terrible... it was 3 or 4.
Intrigue: The only one I remember—0
Stewardship: Average.
One of his traits was indulgent, I remember that, and I kind of concieved him as somewhat petulant, and a tad whiny, but never got to write much about him. I'd be excited to see what you guys can come up with!
On another note, due to some prodigious amounts of productivity this weekend, chances are there will be at least two, possibly three or more updates this week! I've been chugging along writing wise, so I hope everyone enjoys the ride!
“He that's born to be hanged will never be drowned...” - Scottish saying
February 1st, 1312
Konstantinopolis
Guillaume d'Ockham checked the longsword he only wore on ceremonial occasions and sighed as the silver and gold traced scabbard clicked against his uncomfortably jeweled belt. A great ruby in the pommel slid against his fingers as he started to adjust his silk and cloth of gold doublet, then the gold and sapphire chains of his great office. He normally wouldn't dress so finely—a simple silken doublet, signet rings and chain of office would do on most occasions. His face was well known in the city, be it from the inns, brothels, and other myriad of investments he owned.
Today, however, was different.
I hate this ceremonial sword, d'Ockham growled to himself as he stalked through one of the many gates in the Sea Wall that led to the docks in the Golden Horn, a kentarchoi of men of the City Watch falling behind, their yellow cloaks billowing grandly. The Megoslogothetes ran a hand through his long blonde hair—yes, it was straight. He'd been in the midst of an important appointment when the news had first arrived. It wasn't every day that he had the chance to visit one of the many brothels he owned throughout The City, or enjoy himself during the process. He'd been very irate at first when one of his attendants burst into the room while he was mid-coitus, until the man shouted out the news already on the lips of everyone in the city.
80 longships had been spotted north on the Bosphorus, making sail for the city.
Varangians merchants probably, he told himself as the bevy of sails rounded the cape of Galata and entered the Golden Horn proper, the drums of the ten dromons escorting the small armada echoing off the various Sea Walls of the great city all around. The newcomers flew a strange flag—blue with a white chi, it seemed. As the drew closer, d'Ockham could make out the men on their decks of the strange longships—giants, it seemed, all clad in a garish riot of checkered robes and clashing colors.
Barbarians, Guillaume grimaced, not Varangians. I know how to deal with the Danes at least.
Barbarians he would have to deal with. Amongst all the pomp and circumstance of being Megoslogothetes, Guillaume d'Ockham did find himself with one unenviable task—he was directly in charge of law and order within Konstantinopolis. The Imperial Navy was charged with keeping the peace on the water—from the rowboat that arrived earlier at the docks, it was clear the Megas Doux had deemed this mob of men visitors, not a military threat, and was escorting them to shore. On land, with the Megoskyriomachos out of the city, touring the camps of the new Haemutikon Stratos and the Dowager Empress preoccupied with petitioners, it fell on Guillaume d'Ockham to sort out what was happening and make sure the newest 'guests' of Konstantinopolis didn't cause too much trouble.
“Where did they say they were from again?” d'Ockham looked over at Kephalos Gennadios Phokas, the chief harbormaster of the entire Golden Horn and the man who'd issued the hurried call for the Megoslogothetes to come to the harbor as quickly as possible.
“Some place named Skotia, My Lord,” the barrel chested Roman grunted, the chains of his office tinkling against his overgrown belly. From his previous dealings with the normally fastidious magistrate, the sudden appearance of so many foreigners, unannounced, no doubt was driving him to fits. “Tagmata have...”
“Been deployed in key positions should trouble arise,” d'Ockham nodded before the glorified clerk could finish his question. 80 longships could hold maybe 1,600 men? No horses, if there were that many. Not enough to pose a problem in a city the size of Konstnatinopolis, but nonetheless, the Vestiari had abandoned their mounts and been deployed by the Sea Walls, just in case—although by the noises above and behind him, d'Ockham was sure a large throng of idle cityfolk were now mixed in, watching the strange people float in.
Finally the dromons broke off from the impromptu procession, leaving the longships to plod their way to the empty quays on the dock. D'Ockham could hear orders being barked in some strange language that sounded remotely like Danish, and as the ships neared the dock, the garish men in front began to blow into their strange flutes. The bags before them inflated with an audible rush of air, and then a dissonant, terrible wail rose in the air. The crowd on the Sea Wall above him hissed, and d'Ockham could imagine them covering their ears much as the Kephalos next to him did. Guillaume, however, stood transfixed—he'd never heard anything like this before. Slowly, the discordant screeching fell into something resembling a warbling note, a thunderous howl rolled across the water. Guillaume frowned...yes, it was music!
The droning howl of those pipes continued as the longships finally drew up to the quay, and several of the men quickly leaped onto the docks and began tying their vessels up. Guillaume glanced down at his doublet, then his chains and rings—yes, they were in place enough to impress a barbarian, he hoped. He took a deep breath, and stepped forward. In response, one of the unruly giants, a huge man with a red mane that stretched down to his shoulders and a beard that seemed to engulf his face, stepped forward as well.
“I takes from the wailin' of yer smallfolk,” the giant pointed to the seawalls as the droning 'music' came to a halt, “that they not be likin' the bagpipes?”
He knows at least some Greek, thank God, Guillaume thought. He'd planned to try Danish first, and if that'd failed, well, he had no backup plan.
“They are not used to them,” d'Ockham said diplomatically, while offering the hand with his signet ring. Like he expected, the barbarian glanced at his hand only a moment, before going on as if nothing had happened. None of them know they must show obeisance to a Roman official...
“Och aye,” the burly man grunted.
Och aye? Guillaume blinked. He didn't recognize that language at all.
“Me lads were simply playin' a wee tune for ye,” the man went on in his accented Greek. “ 'Tis called Alba an Aigh. King Caustantin said his foster father war' fond 'o music. Him bein' Roman, I taught you all be like?”
“I beg to say...what...is...that?” Guillaume gestured to the enormous pommel and hilt poking over the barbarian's shoulder. It had to be a sword, one even larger than the Kyriofonias that Andronikos proudly wore by his side at all times! He looked at the crowd of them disembarking in the most unruly manner. Yes... they all had massive swords...every last man.
Guillaume looked down at his own hip—suddenly his longsword didn't seem so long anymore...
“Och aye, that be ma' claymore!” the big man laughed. “ 'Tis a sword big enough for a Scotsman, not like them wee daggers ye have strapped by yer side, eh?”
“Ah,” was all Guillaume was able to say. A monster blade like that could cleave through lamellar like it was nothing more than a haunch of a venison... “Um... what is your name, good sir? And what is...”
“Ma' name is Duncan Mackenzie, of Clan Mackenzie!” the man proudly proclaimed. “Fifth son of Kenneth Mackenzie, chief of Clan Mackenzie! I be fifth or third cousin from the Count of Sutherland, and second cousin of the Earl of Moray! We are a proud, fierce...”
“Um, very well and good,” Guillaume frowned, before the man got going. These foreign types... if you let them go on they'll list every single person they're related to by bastardy to the sixth cousin... “I am Guillaume d'Ockham. I am Megos..., Grand Secretary,” d'Ockham decided to simplify his title, in case the brute wouldn't understand, “to His Majesty, Emperor Andronikos II.”
“Andronikos? Secon'? Och aye...” the Scotsman grunted. “We were supposed to be meetin' an Andronikos, aye, but the first, not the secon'! What 'appened to the first one?”
“He...”
“Guillaume?” the burly man's eyes suddenly narrowed. His entire body tensed up, like some enormous bear preparing to charge. “You not bein' a Frenchie, are ya?”
“I...my father,” Guillaume laughed uneasily, “was an Englishman who was exiled. I...”
“Aha!” the man's laughter roared over the quays, “Boys, it be anotha' bastard the Frenchies pissed on! Any man,” he turned back to d'Ockham, “the Frenchies hate be a friend o' Duncan Mackenzie, aye! Ah wish I coulda kilt more o' them at Comnyn Moor!”
“I...” d'Ockham shook his head. “Um, Lord Duncan,” he decided to offer the courteous title, “you never finished stating your purpose here in...”
“Och aye!” the man laughed again. “Ah forget! Yammerin' on ah was! We be sellswords, hired by Andronikos, the first 'un! Set out in 1302, we did, but we got waylaid in tha north—wee problem with the Bohemiers and the Rus. Aye, the truth, it took a damn decade to sort it out with our claymores!”
“Um... alright,” Guillaume blinked. Sellswords, a decade late? For a moment he wondered what in the blazes of hell could have delayed them for a full decade, till he remembered the Kingdom of Bohemia and the Rus had been locked in a rather bloody war this entire time. They saw the opportunity for a side contract, and didn't realize how long it would take? They got bored and pillaged around the north till they were tired of that too? There was no telling with this mob. “I presume you have the contract?”
“Aye,” Mackenzie fished around in a leather bag strapped to his waste, before producing two parchments—one with a broken seal Guillaume didn't recognize and in florid Greek, stating the mercenary band, 2,500 strong, was sent out on the orders of King Konstantinos IV of the Scots to fulfill a contract with Andronikos I, Emperor of the Romans. The other parchment was still closed with a seal Guillaume hadn't seen in a decade—that of Andronikos, First of His Name, Megas Komnenos. Guillaume took the latter, and tore it open. A quick skim confirmed it backed up everything Mackenzie said.
“So, you are as you say,” he murmured.
“Aye, and had a hell time gettin' to ye. Lord Protectah, God bless 'is soul, said we shouldn't be goin'. 'E had no use for gold,” Mackenzie grinned. D'Ockham winced—it was a big, empty maw save for a single misshapen hook that passed for a tooth. “Gold is useless, a soldjah, aye, that's useful, is what 'e'd say. But good King Caunstantin, God bless 'im,” the Scotsman laughed, “'e said 'e's got plenty o'soldjahs, but not enough gold! Soldjahs is good at fightin', aye, but gold, it buys soldjahs, lands, castles, even an enemy. 'E even took the money ere before we left!” The all-mouth grin returned. “Aye, King Caustantin, 'e be a clever one!”
“So this contract is...already paid for?” Guillaume asked, still watching the rest of the 'Highlanders.' A gust of wind arose, and several of their leines flew up a tad too high for d'Ockhams tastes. There were more gasps from the battlements above. Several of the Scotsman laughed—one went so far as to lift his leine again for the the benefit of the crowd, loudly roaring on in his barbaric tongue. A few others flashed their hands forward in an obscene gesture. Mackenzie spotted them too, and immediately a series of harsh, staccato commands roared from the Scotsman's mouth. Immediately the pranksters stopped.
“Sorry, milord,” Mackenzie sounded anything but, “the lads be a mite feisty now that they be troddin' the land again. Aye, the contract's been paid, all sorted on account. We lost a good many up north in the fightin', but we still be thousand five hundert claymores for ye. Daily pay there is, though. The men git a silver a day, each man. Commanders get a gold. I get ten gold.”
Guillaume nodded, quickly doing math in his head. 1,500 men... they probably have 5 or ten commanders, plus Lord Loudmouth here in charge... that comes to... 200 gold solidii a day, at worst? Brothel income, plus the levies from the Thracian estates... Numbers came together in that instant, and Guillaume smiled.
“Well, seeings that your previous employer is deceased, I would hate for you to have to sail home with no prospects of income,” d'Ockham smiled. “I'll take you into my personal service.”
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March 19th, 1312
Damascus, Syria
“To our Amir, may victory continue to shine on his efforts!”
Inshallah!” the qabbatin of the Jayshallah raised their hands in salute.
Taqi a-din ibn Taymiyya smiled, for more than just their accolades over his success. Amir, they call me. They have learned their lesson. Gone were accolades for the Seyfullah, the salawati, the praise that bordered on worship. Here, now, were simple men, officers, saluting their commander. Nothing more, nothing less.
The way things should be, Taymiyya raised his hands to quiet them.
“I do not deserve all the praise,” Taymiyya said. “We owe a salute to the men of the Jayshallah, who worked tirelessly during the eight month siege. All that time they never gave in to fear, and never lost hope that Damascus, the ancient seat of the Ummayad, would once again return to the hands of the Faithful! We also must remember our friend Hassan,” Taymiyya gestured to the Qubtan. “Taking the Burj Ahmar was no small feat,” Taymiyya nodded to the beaming man. The young man, along with 40 others from his unit, had scaled the famous Red Tower along Damascus' walls in the dead of night, and overwhelmed the soldiers inside. They then threw down ropes. By morning, 500 of Taymiyya's men were on the walls, and had stormed the Palmyra Gate. The city defenders surrendered less than a day later.
Only two weeks before, the qabbatin had met inside Taymiyya's linen tent, filled with the dirt and dust of a campaign. Today, they met inside the old Ummayad Mosque. Men from the Jayshallah had already taken down the gold crosses that had once graced her minarets—to the Romans, she was the Church of St. Demetrius, dedicated to warrior son of the man who'd taken the city from the Muslims. Taymiyya had ordered the crosses, as well as the images of the Christian saint, put into storage. They weren't fit to be inside a Muslim holy place, period.
They would defile our holy places. I shall respect theirs. Men must respect men, Taymiyya had said often, if they want to be godly.
In Taymiyya's experience, that was something the Romans had always lacked—respect. They were Lords of the Universe, and carried themselves as such. Anyone who was not a Roman, bearing a Greek name and speaking the proper lilted accent of Konstantinopolis, was a barbarian in their eyes. They even treated each other with disrespect.
Like the Syrian branches of the Komnenos, Taymiyya grimaced. The two sides had spent the better part of a decade warring and raiding each other, despite being distant cousins and titularly members of the same empire. Only the threat of the Jayshallah managed to convince them to set aside their differences in the face of a common threat. The two sides mustered their hosts the previous spring, 25,000 men from Antioch, another 20,000 from Edessa, intent on ending Taymiyya once and for all. If their hosts had combined, they would have outnumbered Taymiyya's advance guard of the Jayshallah two to one.
Those were dire days Taymiyya remembered well. By April 8th, the Antiochean host was near Tyrus, while the Edessan army had approached Palmyra. Prudence might have dictated that Taymiyya hold his ground in Galilee or even backpedal, to call on men from Gaza or the qabbatin watching the Sinai.
Prudence and tactical necessity, however, did not always make good bedfellows. If Taymiyya waited, the Romans could march into the Golan Heights, unite their armies, and face even the full-strength Jayshallah with a numerical, as well as equipment advantage. The Syrian armies had been honed by years of skirmishing between the factions—they were veterans, bloodied, and would not break easily—a far cry from the Levantikon, or even the Army of Princes.
Faced with an unenviable position, where prudence dictated retreat, Taymiyya chose to attack. Quickly, he rushed into the Golan Heights with the advance qabbatin of al-Qayyim and Hassan, his best 10,000 men, and waited—a small force was both faster, and easier to hide amongst the hills. Most of the men had bows as at least a secondary weapon, and had been longstanding men of the Jayshallah for at least five years—Taymiyya's own crack troops.
There was sound reasoning behind such a seemingly suicidal move. Taymiyya had realized that the Romans were united against the Jayshallah, but there was little else holding the two factions together—only a year before, they had been the bitterest of enemies. A cat and a dog in a sinking barrel will not work together to live, Taymiyya remembered his stepfather saying once. It was the same with those Romans—the Antiocheans had boldly advanced southeast from Tyrus to Baalbek, while the Edessans had dallied in Damascus. No doubt there were plots and plans running amok between the two factions, but the end result was the same.
The Antiocheans marched into the Golan alone, their allies barely two days march away in Damascus...
“Fifteen thousand prisoners!” al-Qayyim laughed, pulling Taymiyya back to the present conversation. “What shall we do with them?”
“March them into the Sinai,” Hassan the Hero, as he was now jokingly called, offered, “or south to the Levant, and make them slaves to our brethern already repopulating the region?”
“No, we offer them a chance to reject their polytheism,” Taymiyya said, “and embrace Islam. If they do so, we will honor them, allow them eat our bread, drink our drink, and ride with us to battle. If they do not, we send them north.” We could use more men, and keep our good reputation...
“Why north?” al-Qayyim raised an eyebrow—he clearly knew his old friend was thinking of something.
“If they are like most Romans,” Taymiyya smiled, “they won't want to admit they were broken by an army of kafirs, peasants, and gnats,” Taqi drew on the old letter from Galilee once more. “They'll invent a host of reasons why they lost—they'll tell the northern Syrians we had many times our number, that we rode demon horses or that we came flying out of the sun!”
Chuckles went around the huddled group of leaders, then laughter.
“Whatever they say,” Taymiyya held up his hand, “they will spread fear, and maybe, just maybe, some of the Roman cities to the north will throw open their gates instead of fight. Inshallah, we will save time, lives, and take those cities intact!”
“Inshallah,” the qabbatin agreed.
The Battle of Golan had hardly been a battle in Taymiyya's eyes—it was more a three day long skirmish, where the Roman army found itself herded deeper and deeper into the hills while attacks nipped and tore at its flanks. When the end came on April 14th, 1312, the great Antiochean host fought for only three hours before its Prince fled, leaving his men to surrender or die. En masse, the remaining 10,000 survivors who had not deserted, fled or been killed, knelt in the dust.
“We'll need it,” al-Qayyim nodded. “The Edessans still have half an army after Palmyra, and while we laid siege to Damascus, my little birds say they've been laying spears in the hands of every freedman they can find, and throwing coin at sellswords throughout the eastern Mediterranean. If we're not careful, Amir, they might have another army come next spring.”
“We'll smash that one too,” Taymiyya smiled thinly, “and finish the job.” There's now 30,000 of the Jayshallah in Syria. The Edessans won't be a problem...
“Inshallah,” al-Qayyim echoed the grin. “They were easy enough to catch in camp. Perhaps next time half their camp won't break and flee so quickly?”
“No matter, their flight gave us innumerable horses and arms!” Hassan rejoined. “And as news of the Amir's victories spread, we will soon have soldiers ride the horses and don the armor!”
“Inshallah, you speak the truth,” Taymiyya nodded. “We'll need the men shortly for what I have planned.”
In truth, the Jayshallah had grown large enough that it was no longer feasible for it to be a single, unified army. Taymiyya's greatest successes had come at the hands of small hosts—25,000 or less, where he could capitalize on speed and manueverability to fight larger foes. If al-Qayyim's recruitment figures were right, the Jayshallah, spread from the Sinai to the south to here at Damascus, was nearing 70,000 strong. Many were raw recruits, however, not seasoned veterans, and giving orders to 70,000 men, let alone supplying them all if they were in one place, would be troublesome at best.
Even laborers have their uses, Taymiyya told himself, and numbers had their uses too. Many were already in garrisons manning the cities of the Levant, and as the Jayshallah moved north, they would need even more men to man city walls, to the point Taymiyya had sent a letter to his friend Abdas, telling him to ask the Caliph to call for more men to aid in the struggle.
We will need men to garrison the north. It's only a matter of time before the young Lion of Konstantinopolis tries to sink his teeth into us. We must be ready...
“And what is that, Amir?” Hassan spoke up. “Perhaps you are considering fulfilling the hadith concerning the Romans?” Hassan asked.
Taymiyya looked at the youngest of his qabbatin. “Which hadith do you speak of?” he said, hoping it wasn't the answer he thought it was.
"Verily you shall conquer Constantinople. What a wonderful leader will her leader be, and what a wonderful army will that army be!" Hassan grinned back. “Amir, Syria is on her knees before us. Damascus, the city they said would never fall, is ours. Antioch, Emessa, Edessa, they all shall shortly follow. Why could Anatolia not be the same? Why not Konstantinyye?”
“Take the Rūmiyyat al-kubra?” Taymiyya asked as he fought to keep his jaw from dropping. Has Hassan lost his wits? The Den of Harlots is heavily guarded! We have no fleet to get to it, let alone the forces to besiege such a fortress!
“Konstantinyye,” Hassan nodded. “The Kayser-i-Rum is campaigning north of Derbent. Tell me, siddiq, if you were him, would you campaign against that jackal Iskander of the Alans with only a part of your army?”
Yes, Taymiyya answered in his mind without hesitation. The Lord of the Alans had affronted Roman honor by naming himself Basilieus—but an affront to honor was not worth the largest city in the world—not to a Roman.
“I would take a few of my best troops,” Taymiyya replied, “leaving the bulk of my army behind, along with a capable and trusted man to lead them. The Alans are not so great as to require the entire army of the Roman Kayser, not if he is as skilled at war as reports insist. No, we secure our northern flanks,” Taqi insisted. Chasing after daydreams, that one, he smiled thinly. Konstantinyye was the source of the great evil, and it's conquest would be a worthy victory, a crowning achievement, and the fulfillment of prophecy of hadith, but not yet. The Roman had an army waiting, no doubt, and the Jayshallah was not strong enough to march so far from home in strength to fight the Romans.
Not yet.
“But Amir,” Hassan started to protest, before the words fell into nothing. The qubtan looked around—the other qabbatin stood sullen, but silent. They clearly did not agree with their Amir,, but it wasn't the first time, nor the last. Seeing their silent acceptance of the word of their commander, Hassan bowed his head.
Taymiyya smiled. There was a day only a few years before that Sabbah, Hassan, even al-Qayyim would have lauded Taqi as the Seyfuallah, dumped plaudits and salawati on his name, and urged him as the Ever Victorious Leader to march to the Gates of Hell themselves. Now, they understood—Taqi a-Din ibn Taymiyya was a military commander and a scholar... no more, no less. It'd taken three long, bloody years, but the qabbatin, and the army, had finally learned what God required of them.
“Inshallah, one day we will march on Konstantinyye,” Taymiyya couldn't help but smile—he knew their coming reaction, and it made him beam with the same joy a father had for a son who had finished memorizing the Qu'ran. “I have prayed to God for many weeks, asking for His guidance, and I am at peace with the following decision: we shall take Antioch, Emessa and Edessa. No further north. Our goal will be to secure our northern flank and block the Romans of Konstantinyye from interfering while we march on our true goal.”
Taqi smiled—the answer after his prayer and fasting made sense to his military mind too. Antioch, Edessa and Emessa were all great Roman cities, with strong walls and ample supplies for great garrisons. With the expected reinforcements from Persia, Taymiyya would have more than enough men to properly hold these cities against a Roman onslaught—and no Roman army from Anatolia could advance south without taking all of these great fortresses, lest their supplies be threatened by any remaining members of the Jayshallah.
Taymiyya paused, letting the promise of what was to come linger in the air like the smell of fresh bread. He watched the qabbatin to a man lean forward slightly. He could feel their minds reaching for the unspoken thought, the name of the place so important that Taymiyya would not immediately fulfill the prophecy of the hadith before the Roman emperor returned from campaign.
“Al-Qayyim,” Taymiyya decided to draw it out a little longer, “I want you to muster three qabbatin's worth of men, and mount them on camels. Hassan, you muster six more qabbatin, and you both will march to Baalbek. You will train there, and gather supplies for these forces to march across the desert...”
Taymiyya saw al-Qayyim's face start to beam. He knows. Good.
“...that will leave me with ten qabbatin in the north to take Antioch, and Sabbah, you will take five to Emessa,” Taymiyya went on. By now, Hassan's face was etched with a slowly growing smile. “Hassan, I want you to head to Baghdad, then Isfahan. You will talk personally with Khalifa al-Mutawakkil, and ask His Highness to call for more volunteers to join our ranks. We'll need them, if we intend to take and hold those cities to protect our flank while we march south.”
“Amir, where...” Sabbah, always the last to grasp something, asked the question on everyone's mind.
“After we secure the north,” Taymiyya's smile became huge, “we will turn south, and march on Mecca. Inshallah.”
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So part one of the double or triple parter concludes with Guillaume buying mercenary Scots who have arrived years late (the special mission of Godwin Haroldsson), and Taymiyya plotting on how to secure Syria so he can return to Mecca. Why does Guillaume want mercenaries? Will Taymiyya's plan come to fruition, or will the regrouping Edessans foil his plans? More to come shortly!
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