The Channel Pact - Germany&UK Coop AAR - Page 104

ColossusCrusher · 20-11-2009, 19:41

What about Jack Churchill? He'd be a great Ironside.

Raaritsgozilla · 20-11-2009, 21:36

Jack Churchill, what a tough guy!

may have to scroll through, but the whole article is funny.

TRP · 20-11-2009, 21:45

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Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

And I thought my characters were bad-ass. You can't make this stuff up

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After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again.

You just CAN'T make this stuff up

-Vincent

Delex · 20-11-2009, 21:53

The map is nicely made, but also very wrong (You added 1 nation which is not a member yet and excluded 9 members). And united states of Europe, ya right. That name would really sux, since it would make the EU just a cheap rip of we know who. EU is a good name for it.

TRP · 20-11-2009, 21:57

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Originally Posted by ColossusCrusher

What about Jack Churchill? He'd be a great Ironside.

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Originally Posted by Raaritsgozilla

Jack Churchill, what a tough guy!

may have to scroll through, but the whole article is funny.

Great stuff guys

. The other articles on that site are cool aswell "Most badass last words ever muttered" and "List of the seven most impossible people to kill"

-Laurence

Vesimir · 20-11-2009, 22:20

Audie Murphy from that site is much better. MUCH better. Not saying that Churchill wasn't badass too.

Delex · 20-11-2009, 22:30

The site is really interesting, but way too americanized. That Finn killed 700 people and makes it only to place 5 + survived an exploding bullet into his head? None of those guys didn't make it halfway, but it seems they all qualify because they were either UK or US citizens (3#UK, 2#US, 1#US). In other categories you can find similar occurrences.

In comparison, you dont find even one German or Russian (And we all know if somone was badass, those guys were). Other chategoires are included here.

KaiserMuffin · 20-11-2009, 23:02

Delex. Be quiet.

Griffin.Gen · 20-11-2009, 23:14

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Originally Posted by KaiserMuffin

Delex. Be quiet.

He does have a point, Simo is better than all of them combined except Jack.

TRP · 20-11-2009, 23:25

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Originally Posted by Griffin.Gen

He does have a point, Simo is better than all of them combined except Jack.

Yeah, he does have a point Muffin. But, I'm hitting the hay now, me and Laurence have some work to do in the academy tomorrow. Cheers

-Vincent

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Yeah I thought he was the mast badass of them all, he should be the one awarded with the brass testicles.

Also, RTCB update, Germany has been beefed, DOUBLING their IC!

-Laurence

Thirdfain · 21-11-2009, 01:37

not until I saw that map did I realize how much Scandinavia looks like a penis. Finland is the nuts!

Ahem, sorry. Pray continue with your AAR.

KaiserMuffin · 21-11-2009, 01:40

You only just noticed now? It's even more exagerrated on a Euro coin. Since Norway isn't in it's Finland-Nuts Sweden-Phallus.

Thirdfain · 21-11-2009, 01:48

Being a "Yank" I have been too busy giggling over Florida pissing on Cuba to note European phallo-states until just now.

BeardedHoplite · 21-11-2009, 02:14

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Originally Posted by Thirdfain

not until I saw that map did I realize how much Scandinavia looks like a penis. Finland is the nuts!

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The horror...the horror

SovietAmerika · 21-11-2009, 02:22

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Originally Posted by BeardedHoplite

The horror...the horror

Oh Lord, poor little Denmark and Germany if Scandinavia ever gets "excited."

20-11-2009, 19:41	#2061
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21-11-2009, 01:37	#2071
Thirdfain Second Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 155	not until I saw that map did I realize how much Scandinavia looks like a penis. Finland is the nuts! Ahem, sorry. Pray continue with your AAR. __________________ White Sun: A Kuomintang AAR Charlemagne: A Chose Your Own AdventAAR Charter Member of the Warlord Club "Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by; That here obedient to their commands we lie." The Islamic Republic of Turkmenistan in Hegemony: The Soviet Civil War

20-11-2009, 21:53	#2064
Delex The Dark one Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Slovenia Posts: 3,780	The map is nicely made, but also very wrong (You added 1 nation which is not a member yet and excluded 9 members). And united states of Europe, ya right. That name would really sux, since it would make the EU just a cheap rip of we know who. EU is a good name for it.

20-11-2009, 22:30	#2067
Delex The Dark one Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Slovenia Posts: 3,780	The site is really interesting, but way too americanized. That Finn killed 700 people and makes it only to place 5 + survived an exploding bullet into his head? None of those guys didn't make it halfway, but it seems they all qualify because they were either UK or US citizens (3#UK, 2#US, 1#US). In other categories you can find similar occurrences. In comparison, you dont find even one German or Russian (And we all know if somone was badass, those guys were). Other chategoires are included here.

21-11-2009, 01:40	#2072
KaiserMuffin Captain Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 308	You only just noticed now? It's even more exagerrated on a Euro coin. Since Norway isn't in it's Finland-Nuts Sweden-Phallus. __________________ The tastiest type of Kaiser. A light in the DAARkness, a KaisAARreich (Sovjet) RussiAAR (also known as an AAR with the word AAR three times in the title...) Awarded writAAR of the week 1/11/09! 'Last update 20-11-2009 23:32.' Vote update! COME VOTE! The Channel Pact by Totally Random Productions (TRP), Updated by me. Last Update 20-11-2009 14:19. *"He who controls Berlin, controls Europe."* ~Karl Marx.

21-11-2009, 01:48	#2073
Thirdfain Second Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 155	Being a "Yank" I have been too busy giggling over Florida pissing on Cuba to note European phallo-states until just now. __________________ White Sun: A Kuomintang AAR Charlemagne: A Chose Your Own AdventAAR Charter Member of the Warlord Club "Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by; That here obedient to their commands we lie." The Islamic Republic of Turkmenistan in Hegemony: The Soviet Civil War