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Boo!
Becoming French after destroying the last remnants of the old West Frank Empire... quite silly.
It's more like that Hitlers Germany would have renamed the state Soviet Union would they have defeated them. :p

I know I had a hard time writing this one for that reason but there was no choice. Come Victoria there is no nation called Burgundy and with my primary culture being French anyway it is easier to turn into France than say Italy, praticularily since there are only 4 provinces of Italians left. Belgium was an option during conversion but I hate that brown colour :p.
 
I know I had a hard time writing this one for that reason but there was no choice. Come Victoria there is no nation called Burgundy and with my primary culture being French anyway it is easier to turn into France than say Italy, praticularily since there are only 4 provinces of Italians left. Belgium was an option during conversion but I hate that brown colour :p.
Well, you could still mod the Burgundian cool flag into the game. :p
Unless there shall be a revolution in Burgundy that would choose exactly the same flag.
 
Also the two other biggest colonizers are French. By Victoria we may very well have as many Frenchmen on Earth as Chinese :wacko:. Be afraid.

Queen Mathilde
Kuipy (Normandy)

Cold woke Mathilde. Not real cold, of course, but the absence of Robert's body against her. She opened her Norman blue eyes and squinted. It was the dead of night, pierced only by a dim moonlight and dying embers in the chimneyplace. Lesser men than her husband would need a few more hours of sleep, but he insisted that a king could not spare them.

"Robert" she moaned.

The lean, powerful silhouette froze and she smiled. Of all people Mathilde knew that he did not actually sleep with his sword, but even she found it easy to doubt, seeing that he had put his swordbelt on before his pants.

"Sleep," the king commanded. As he drew closer moonlight illuminated his smooth cheeks and cherubic hair. "I shall give some orders."
"Are we leaving Dyfed?"
"To London." His beautiful face twisted. "Need to deal with Charolles. Hopefully, we'll be back in a few days."

Mathilde would have liked nothing better than to stay at the White Palace in London, but the flowery gardens and delicate protocol was one more legacy of his grandfather that king Robert IV rued. Old and cold, austere and wind-swept, Castle Dyfed fitted his martial mood better. He could never really understood why his wife did not think better of the black fortress, standing atop a crag of Welsh granite, with its windowless, enormous walls battered by the sea.

"I have to give orders," he explained. "To receive reports. To spar. To rule. No time for sleep."

He finally put on some clothes and left with a kiss.

They departed by coach in a bleak, misty dawn, escorted by a platoon of horse guards who shivered in their red liveries, and slept at the old Blount Keep in Bristol. As all aristocrats (but the royal couple) , lord Blount and his immediate family were in London, however his intendant entertained them and asked Mathilde what news she had from her father lord de Meschines, who had visited Bristol fifteen years ago, and made quite an impression.

"My father is still recovering from the wound he gallantly received at Malmö," she answered. "It is to be feared that he never walks again without a cane."
Robert scowled at the mention of her father's gallantry, but for her sake made no comment.

The morning after his temper grew more sinister by the hour. What could have been a pleasant stroll through the golden fields of South Englands, where Norman peasants gathered plentiful bundles of hay, became a ordeal as he continually gave orders to make haste, and would only agree to stop for changing horses. When they reached the outskirts of London he was glowering, and finally exploded when he saw the moat covered in water-lilies.

"I am sure the portcullis has rusted open. And what is the use of this ?" he added, pointing at the ceremonial Aztec guard in his long cloak of feathers. "This is a castle in name only."
"Who would think of attacking Normandy after your glorious victory against Sweden ?" she tried and appease him.
"Burgundy, for one. Or France, as the Emperor would now call his half of Europe."
"I understand you do not like their ambassador."
Her husband snorted.
"Charolles has his uses. He made me king, for one thing. But..."
He waved the thought away.
"Regardless. Where would we be if my ancestors had not fought for every inch of ground we own? Without Geoffroy the Crusader, and Hugues the Bold, and my namesake Robert II ? It will not do for Normans to remain idle. We need to conquer or to die !"

There was beauty in Robert's fury, a passion that flushed his face and made him looklike a wrathful angel clamouring for the Sword of Justice. It was so hard in moments like that not to love him, and not only for the Queen.

"You conquered me," she said demurely. "So don't die."
A different blush covered his smooth cheeks.
"I shall do it if I make my country strong. If it makes me remembered in history. If my blood buys our sons an eternal empire."
What of their blood ? she thought. "And where will that Empire be."
He smiled with a quiet resolution and put a finger on her lips. "It is still a secret. Not for our friend Charolles." His other hand fumbled with the coach curtain, and he bent over her, whispering, "India".
 
Francois I
(1573 – 1617)​

King Francois I’s rule over France began quietly with a continued focus on securing the continent of South America. French colonies now almost completely encircled the continent and to protect France’s interests a professional South American army was commissioned.

Things remained peaceful until the fall of 1579 when Salzburg decided it was going to expand at the expense of its neighbour Mainz. The King of Salzburg tried using a flimsy excuse that the instability of Mainz was causing rebels to flee across the border into Salzburg. While this was true King Francois had been waiting for an excuse to invade the region and he wasn’t going to let the Salzburg’s aggression go without a response.

The conflict ended predictably with no one coming in to aid Salzburg and on August 31st 1580 Salzburg agreed to peace ceding the province of Munchen to France but retaining their independence. Francois then decided that he would reform the nation of Bavaria and released them as a protectorate of France ceding them the newly conquered Munchen and the province of Schwaben which had been acquired twenty five years previous by his father. Plans were then made to invade the Netherlands, formerly Holland, to acquire a large chunk of land for Bavaria but were put on hold when, in 1587, hostilities between Normandy and Sweden flared up.

King Francois wanted to assist the Norman’s in their war against Sweden but he was assured by his advisors that Normandy could handle things themselves and as Croatia was involved on Sweden’s side of the conflict it would raise issues between the two nations as they currently had an alliance. The war would last seven years and King Francois watched as the Norman’s were humiliated in the conflict and decided it was time France removed Sweden’s influence from Bohemia and the Italian peninsula.

King Francois I started by first trying to influence Croatia to abandon its alliance with Sweden, or at least remain neutral in the coming conflict. The King of Croatia though refused to abandon his ally, and promised that whichever nation was the aggressor Croatia would side with the other. Saddened by Croatia’s unwillingness to budge French soldiers were moved to the border between the two nations for the first time in almost eighty years.

Francois sent notice of an official end to the alliance when in 1600 a detachment of Norman soldiers was spotted crossing through France towards Italy and it was decided a temporary alliance with Normandy to put Sweden back in its place was in France’s best interest.

The agreement with Normandy would have France remove Croatia from the war and deal with Sweden’s holdings in Bohemia and the Italian peninsula while Norman soldiers attacked in Scandinavia. A French fleet would be used to blockade the straights of Oresund in case the Norman soldiers ran into trouble in Sweden. Once everything was in place war was declared in February of 1601 and Sweden and Croatia were quickly overwhelmed in Europe by the French assault. In the first year of conflict Croatia’s army was wiped out and a majority of the country was put under siege. The Swedish forces fared no better as at the same time Russia declared war and forced the troops in Bohemia into the waiting French soldiers and destroyed them utterly.

The war would last just over three years with Croatia signing a white peace in the spring of 1603 and Sweden ceding Napoli and Apulia to France and some land in Scandinavia to Normandy for peace in August of 1604. Without the ability to get troops into its possessions in Bohemia and Poland, Sweden would be forced, by successful rebellions, to recognize their independence shortly after the war.

With Sweden put in its place King Francois decided it was time to make good on a promise made to Austria decades ago and acquire the provinces of Salzburg and Linz. Since its attack on Mainz twenty years earlier it had lost the protection of the Netherlands and could not find an ally. In 1607 French troops crossed the border and brushed the small garrison aside. Unfortunately for France, during the siege the crown prince, Philippe IV, would be killed when his horse, spooked by a canon shot, flung him from the saddle, snapping Philippe’s neck. Salzburg was annexed and sold to Austria in the spring of 1608 but the cost had been too high for Francois and so he refused to continue into Mainz to capture Linz for Austria.

July 1 1612 King Francois I passed away with his grandson Henri III too young to take on the duties of King of France. A regency council would be set up to rule for him until he came of age on January 11th 1617. With France leaderless and unable to respond, Normandy began a war in India to gain a foothold in Asia. It is believed that the distress at losing land France had put off conquering for themselves to the Normans would shape the young King’s policies when he came to power.
 
Henri III
(1617 – 1634)​

While not particularly gifted in rule Henri III would still greatly influence the nation. On May 8th 1617, only 5 months after receiving the crown, King Henri decided that his forefathers had been foolish leaving the Incan nation in isolation and ordered the South American regular army to take the land for France. Ten thousand infantry and five thousand soldiers were tasked with annexing the nation and securing it for the missionaries that would follow in their wake to convert the heathens. The Incans of course were no match for the French army and, slowly, one province after the other was secured and fortified.

Interest in the war for King Henri III soon declined as emissaries from the Netherlands came asking for assistance in carving out a part of the land for them. Henri was uninterested in using French soldiers to gain land in India for another nation and instead had a plan to expand France’s own holdings in the region before Normandy took it all for their own purposes. To appease France’s neighbour though he did agree to allow the Netherlands to use French ports in Africa and India so they could fight their own war for land if they so desired.

After lengthy discussions with his advisors King Henri settled on two provinces that France would make claim too, Madurai and Tiruchchirappalli. In 1625 an assault was launched from Jaffna on to the mainland but it would take until May 12 1633 for the French soldiers to secure the province of Tiruchchirappalli. In that time Madurai was captured by the Chinese and, unwilling to bring in more soldiers from mainland France to take on the Emperor of China, unattainable for France in the short term. King Henri III was advised that with patience the locals would revolt and France would then have its opportunity to claim the province for itself.

China would not let the province go easily though and garrisoned it heavily to deal with the local population. So when Granada suddenly declared war on China, in 1627, King Henri agreed to use France’s pacific fleet and India garrison to help out. The Chinese garrison in Madurai was destroyed and the province quickly captured while the French navy hunted down the Chinese ships and sent them one by one to the bottom of the ocean. In 1632 Granada would make peace without any consideration to Frances contribution but with the Chinese fleet sunk and the Madurai garrison eliminated a rebellion was now likely to succeed.

King Henri III would die without realizing his goals in India though and spent all but the first five months of his reign at war. He would leave his son Louis XI with the duty to finish conquering the Incans and expand France’s influence in India.
 
The grandfather
Kuipy (Normandy)
"They say she has gone crazy with grief."
Robert looked with agacement at his grandfather. Long ago Roger VI had worn the same crown they were about to put on his brow; then he had lost it, and then seen four of his descendants wear it. Robert would be the fifth, the last son of Robert IV, the bastard one.

"To lose three sons is a terrible ordeal." Since she had learned about Hugues the dowager queen had retreated to Castle Dyfed, that Welsh backwater she used to despise. Serve her right, too.
"No one should live to see his sons die," Roger bawled. Had there ever been anything kingly in him ? "Now they call you king ?"
"Who else ?"

For a moment the old man's lips quivered with long-dead dreams. Now that he held the scepter in his hands, Robert understood how hard it must have been to relinquish it. And then to live on for thirty more years...

"Burgundians may balk at bastards all they want but that has never stopped us Normandies. And as you know there is no candidate more qualified that me." It felt good to say it again. "My brother, the other Robert, knew it. When father died in India, did my brother Robert not name me regent of England ? When thugs killed him and Hugues the Fool succeeded him against my rights, did I not still serve him diligently ? And after his demise, was I not regent for that sickly child the peers still chose over me ?"
"Why are you telling that to me ? We all know you walk to the throne on the dead bodies of your three half-brothers." Roger's forehead creased, accenting the crow's feet on his eyes. "Robert, my boy. Did you do it ?"

Robert looked around him. There was nobody here but him and the old fool who should have died long ago.
"I did'nt."
"The people whisper..."
"Soon they will whisper about something else. I mean to give the Swedes a lesson." He flashed a cruel smile. " Did you do it ?"
 
A map of the World in 1641


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Also I updated the gif on page 1 for the first time since, pfuuu.
 
Well the East India Compagny modifier has its appeal...

(and once you're there you may as well get there for good)
 
The World in 1669 (I'll take this down if you want me to, Kuipy)

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The Partition of Russia

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In 1650, the Byzantines began to inflict their revenge upon the Russian Empire. When the Netherlands
attacked Russia, Byzantium was stuck with a Regency Council, and therefore unable to join in the war. However,
they had another trick up their sleeves. Spies. By using spies, Byzantium helped the Netherlands
look out for danger, but also to lower the Russian peasants' morale. Soon, Kazakhs, Tartars,
Turks, and Fins rose up and revolted by the prodding of Byzantine insurgents.

Right around 1660, the rightful heir came of age, and was raised to the throne in Constantinople.
His first act was to declare war on what was left of the Russian empire. In an easy 9 year war
in which Byzantine troops steamrolled through Russia, Byzantium gained the equivalent of 15 territories.​
 
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Louis XI
(1634 - 1667)​

After over eighteen years of war with the Incans the South American army finally subdued the province of Cuzco on the 5th of July 1635. The South American continent was now solely in the possession of France and colonization of the interior of the continent begun in earnest.

In India the nation of Madurai was reborn when a successful rebellion freed the province of Madurai from the grasp of the Chinese and the province of Madras from Normandy. King Louis XI quickly declared war and ordered his troops into Madurai to capture it for France. Normandy sent in an army to reclaim Madras and on August 3 1639 Madurai was again destroyed as a nation and France realized its goals in India set by Henri III.

In Europe Normandy found itself at war with Sicily and Granada and would go on to acquire the province of Calabria from the Sicilians. Shortly after the conclusion of the war the province was offered to France for a sum of 300 ducats. Louis XI was quick to accept the offer securing France’s hold on the entire Italian peninsula.

With the wars abroad concluded Louis shifted his attention to the remaining south German states and declared war on Mainz in the year 1640. The brief conflict would gain the province of Niederbayern for Bavaria and Linz for Austria and fulfill France’s obligations to the Austrians.

The remained of Louis XI’s reign would be spent focusing on France’s colonial expansion and economic growth. By the end of his life France’s income would be almost equal to the nations of Normandy, Byzantium Empire, and The Netherlands combined.

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Income Graph as of 1669 -two years after Louis XI death.

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French production and census graphs
 
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The Partition of Russia

Tanked%20Russia.bmp



In 1650, the Byzantines began to inflict their revenge upon the Russian Empire. When the Netherlands
attacked Russia, Byzantium was stuck with a Regency Council, and therefore unable to join in the war. However,
they had another trick up their sleeves. Spies. By using spies, Byzantium helped the Netherlands
look out for danger, but also to lower the Russian peasants' morale. Soon, Kazakhs, Tartars,
Turks, and Fins rose up and revolted by the prodding of Byzantine insurgents.

Right around 1660, the rightful heir came of age, and was raised to the throne in Constantinople.
His first act was to declare war on what was left of the Russian empire. In an easy 9 year war
in which Byzantine troops steamrolled through Russia, Byzantium gained the equivalent of 15 territories.​

Poor Ruskies :p I bet Khiva conquers them.

When I declared war on them their armies collapsed in an epic form. Nearly 100,000 dead in the first week then another 60,000 to 70,000 during the next week. Even more suprising when they had a 2 to 1 advantage. Not sure why that happened so quickly, but I'm not complaining. After that the war was over. We Dutch cleared the way for the Byzants....:D

Now that the East is clear, the West beckons with the BBB staring at us :(