Day five of European Parliamentary elections
This vile populist from the Balkans tried to stage comeback and hoped for crowds to greet him as the Lion of Balkans. However, once his airplane landed in Brussels he got quite the nasty shock.
He was promptly shipped off to Hague for war crimes tribunal. It’s disgrace how a dirty populist like Slobodan Milošević (THE_SPLIT) could even have entered the ballot but now the mistake is corrected and European democracy defended.
Game ends in goodie victory
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Winners:
Lars Løkke (Wagonlitz), normal politician
With the populist threat vanquished he can be assured the money for new suits will flow freely.
Naut Nautilu (Hax), normal politician
With the good relations guaranteed between Russian Empire and European Union he can be sure gas- and oil money will keep flowing allowing him to cook various vodka-based foods in the future.
Kaiserin Angelma Merkel (GreatUberGeek), normal politician
Der Kaiserin (and yes, it’s as gender-neutral as Angela Merkel will go) will continue dominating Mittel-Europa, just according to the old German plans of 1910s…
Victor Degiovanni (madchemist), head Maltese communist party and the investigative journalist.
Being the head of Maltese Communist party was merely a brilliant cover. Under such obvious disguise nobody would have guessed that he was in secret working for the European Union directive of freedom of information – in other words project to find out the populists who threaten the status quo of current political establishment. Being a good communist was merely a bonus for this assignment, a fact corroborated to him by the current president of European Commission and ”formerly” ardent Maoist.
And with such jubilant results the progress, humanity and European Union will march onwards towards the bright future where no populists will ever disturb the peace of mind of the politicians!
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