For Mother Russia! A crimea AAR

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• Apr 15, 2014

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No longer canceled!




Disclaimer: This is my very first AAR so just beware it may or may not be horrid


This very day, April 14th, 2014 I announce my very first AAR. One of a very unpopular nation, so I decided to do it.

Another declaimer:

This is modded, I changed government type to Presidential dictatorship (I know when declared this year it was a republic, I don't want elections but I still want modern flag)
I also changed their army to, Pro Russian Militia

Crimea has an army of Pro Russian Militia

Crimea is waiting to be sphered by Russia to get an ally for war


Contents

Spoiler

Post ID 4: The WAR over Morocco

Post ID 9: The update of two wars

Post ID 11: The War over Crimean Control of Johor

Post ID 15: The conquest of Brunei! (Part 2 of April 16th! Cuz I had time!)

Post ID 16: Goodbye Oman!

Post ID 24: The Day I Had to Revert to an Autosave

Post ID 27: The most boring update, but you MUST reads it (Because Crimea can into polandball.)

Post ID 33: Rebellion!

Post ID 41: The Plan

Post ID 53: Westernization

 

Last edited: Oct 11, 2014

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• Apr 15, 2014

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I like where this is going.
I don't think I've ever seen a Crimea AAR.
Subbed.

 

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• Apr 15, 2014

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todesfall said:

I like where this is going.
I don't think I've ever seen a Crimea AAR.
Subbed.

Click to expand...

I will post the next update today or tomorrow! You may see a bigger Crimea! Or an annexed one....

 

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• Apr 15, 2014

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April 14th, 2014 edition

Update Uno: The WAR over Morocco

Foolish troop commanders walking round Crimea

Sure we can afford 8 pounds...

Russia has sphered us... imperial greed awaits now we can be allies...

We and Russia are now allies!

Don't tell 'em!

War!

The war is the other way!

Mother Russia to the rescue!

So pretty! And its not a colony! (The good things about being unciv)

That is it for today! And I enacted a reform after that war (to become more civilized.)

 

Last edited: Apr 16, 2014

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• Apr 15, 2014

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Interesting first moves. Consider me subbed and following closely.

 

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• Apr 15, 2014

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I'm surprised people are liking this! So far a success!

 

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This is really awesome.

Especially a satire of what's happening now. Do you have plans to annex Eastern Ukraine too?

 

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• Apr 15, 2014

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hoi2geek said:

This is really awesome.

Especially a satire of what's happening now. Do you have plans to annex Eastern Ukraine too?

Click to expand...

That would probably be considered a political statement based on current events, and that is not allowed. So I will not tell you my standing as that would definitely be considered that.

 

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• Apr 16, 2014

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Tax Day USA edition!

Update Dos: The update of two wars!

"The period between 1847-1850 something was a time of two wars for Crimea" -Me

Crimea begins to justify a war for more of Africa

The war begins!

Greedy Russia!

More civilized than the Japanese! (Odd)

"Oh Russia, how we love to expl- praise your militaries conquering skills" -Everyone it Crimea in 1851

What? Colonial Russia? Colonial Russia FTW!

Crimea and Russia are greedy!

Shhhhhh!

Now they know...

Who will win? Find out in the next daily issue of: For Mother Russia! A Crimea AAR

You may actually see edition 3 today, but don't get your hopes up

 

Last edited: Apr 17, 2014

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• Apr 16, 2014

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Announcement! A good one!

I now announce, I am extending the end date to, 2000! That's 64 more years of play time!

 

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• Apr 16, 2014

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April 16th, 2014

The War over Crimean Control of Johor (The real way to spell it)

The war is the other way... Idiots

"Scrap our National Anthem!" Mr. Prime Minister Said "Replace it with we love to expl- adore Russia's Army by: The Prime Minister" the people replied, but people don't matter since were a dictatorship! But still, they use it.

Semi-peace!

Lazy Russia!

A more modern army!

So Purdy!

Also, in the next edition I will include a world view! Or not... which happened

 

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• Apr 16, 2014

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How much of the Crimean empire is populated by Crimeans?

 

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todesfall said:

How much of the Crimean empire is populated by Crimeans?

Click to expand...

I'll show you, next update (tomorrow)

 

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<Xx_WWIman_xX> said:

I now announce, I am extending the end date to, 2000! That's 64 more years of play time!

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Except I probably will only play to 1960, at least that's 24 more years.

 

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April 16th, 2014 part 2!

The conquest of Brunei!

Taking the no militancy... It's like broccoli, not delicious!

Oh nations with irregulars, get modern (Or partly modern if your well, China,) or get allies!

Apparently, this is EU 4!

Shhhh... Pre-1941 Pearl Harbor attempt, but just after declaring!

Could not get pictures, because Russia does work quick! Also, it is so AWESOME!

Also, technically this is PART 2 so, technically not new update, so no pop pictures!

 

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• Apr 18, 2014

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April 17th, 2014

Goodbye Oman!

The Justification of War!

Aristocrats hate us!

I love tech!

No no no, we just want to, you know greet them with baskets of bombs!

Time to invade!

Boy, we love Russia!

Tech!

Crimean's are helpful too!

Prestige! Oh wait infamy, its like Brussels Sprouts!

Were like the Japanese! Partially westernized!

Awesome! "Kids, this is why we love the Prime Minister, look at that map!" -Crimean clergymen in 1864

So dudes that is it for this update. Also the Crimean Empire is 9.35% Crimean, most are African. At least we have assimilation!

 

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Looks very interesting - subbed

 

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1anrs said:

Looks very interesting - subbed

Click to expand...

Also if this ends in 1936 quick, don't worry I extended the end to 2000, but if that's too long I will not play that long (as already stated.)

 

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• Apr 18, 2014

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Just a note: Today the update is POSTPONED sorry for the inconvenience.

 

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All I can write - roflmao. Nice. :rofl: